$1,00.

>>139658548
one antidote please.

>>139658548
Seems like a trustworthy guy. I'll take 3.

>>139658548
>$1.00.
fixed that for you eurofaggot

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>>139659044
are you sure about that?

hey guys i'm selling apples at 0.85 bucks each!

1$

Shlomo has 5 apples for $1.00 each.
John gives Shlomo a $5 bill.
Shlomo gives John 4 apples.
John says "Hey Shlomo!"
Shlomo says "What? I don't have change!".

>>139658548
best i can do is 50 cents

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>>139659451

$0.99

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>>139660168

1$ I'll take an apple kind merchant

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>>139660640

>>139658548

seems trustworthy

>>>/bant/
Mods, wake the fuck up god damn.

>>139660778
here's $1, let me get an apple kind sir

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>>139658548
The true story.

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>>139660962

>>139660778
I'll sell you 3 apples for $0.90 each, greatest ally.

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IT'S FUCKING POISON

AHHHHHH YOU KIKE

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is this the Antidote trick again
I want 25% or I report your ass to mas hachnasa

>>139658548

Last one? Ill take it.

>>139661378
That will be $1,00 my dear Englishman.

>>139661080
>>139661539
I can see you are quite the successful businessman. If it moves more product I can sell you my 3 apples for as low as $0.75

>>139658548
Why are there holes in the apples?

>>139661378
fuck off queer it's mine!

2,$

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>>139661845
SOLD FOR THE HIGHEST BIDDER.

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>>139661906

oy vey

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>>139661941

>>139662011
I'll take the pitcher for $1000.

>>139662011
Il buy the whole jugg, and sell it for an increased price of $6,000,000

WHY DID WE TRUST THIS MERCHANT

>>139662011
will you accept four Aryan Bloods and a Palestinian Human Shield?

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>>139659225
WHAT NOW?!?

This is the funniest thread in months.

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>>139658548

>>139662011
FUCKING KEK

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>>139662011
FREEZE. YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR OPERATING WITHOUT A BUSINESS LICENSE.

>>139662011
Shit I spent my last dollar on your apple, well I least I know that future potential customers will know of your wrong doing and avoid your products. The free market comes through again.

>>139662011
AHHAAHAHHAAH

>>139663333

Fucking waste.

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>>139662011
>>139663333
kekked and checked

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>>139658548
>>139660112
>>139660334
>>139660778
>>139661073
>>139661906
>>139661941
>>139662011
well played merchant

>>139662011
You are absolutely crazy. Great

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>>139663193
FREEZE. YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR OPERATING WITHOUT AN ARREST LICENSE

>>139662011
OH MERCHANT OH MERCHANT MAY WE PLEASE HAVE ANTIDOTE!

>>139663666
Ummm.... no sweety. I bought my arrest license from a kind Jewish fellow.

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>>139658548

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>>139662011
Wait a sec are you trying to trick us

>>139664015
Yes, good price sir. I offer 7$ if toast is included

>>139664091
dont squish the apples plox
k fanx

>>139658548
ONE DOLLAR?
YOU'RE GONNA CHARGE ME FIVE DOLLARS FOR AN APPLE?
YOU'LL HEAR FROM MY LAWYERS OVER THIS 20 DOLLARS
I EXPECT MY 40 DOLLARS TO BE DEPOSITED INTO MY BANK ACCOUNT TOMORROW!

>>139663281
>being this much of a free market cuck

>>139658548
$1! What do you mean 70c!

>>139664015
5 dollars?! Holy fuck I'll gift you Avocados 4chan they literally grow from trees here don't buy this fucking breathing ashes shit

Hold it right there, merchant! We, the peoples of the democratic kingdom of Norway will see that your standard of apples match the price!

I-if the US allows us, of course

>>139662270
>buys apples from the grocery store with royalty money because he's a neet with no skills to farm

>>139663281

>literally dying for the free market

regulate big apple NOW