How are liberals this dumb. I'm resisting Trump by planting

Shhh.... They're actually outside working and doing something that benefits us all for a change! Every minute they spend planting trees is a minute they're not engaged in a riot or shitposting online.

>>139628723
if you ever played a global strategy game by controlling government, you'd realize that liberals are literally pre-programmed robots fulfilling a pre-determined role. They're as predictable as the sunset

When he #MAGA, they will claim they planted it in his honor.

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>let's plant a forest and call it "Trump forest"
>that'll show him

>liberals are now tsundere for Trump

>>139630298
>Trees lower carbon, forests provide a habitat for cute animals everyone loves
>HERE ASSOCIATE THESE POSITIVE THINGS WITH A PERSON WE HATE!

We could meme "adopt a pet".
Every time Trump does something "racist or homophobic" we could get them to go to a shelter and rescue an animal.

>>139628723
They managed to trigger you
They reach their goal
You're a butthurt snowflake

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>>139628723
t. rural retard

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>>139631169
What does your post have to do with the price of tea in China?

Planting that forest will do more good for the planet than the Paris treaty shit would have, Trump wins again.

>>139631085

>>139631169

6/10. Shitposting isn't getting any better, ANTIFAg trolls. You're done for. Even Commie mayor is calling you out!

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this touches on an idea i had. I thought for each statue they deface we kill a tree that has historic value. Hippies lurve trees, kinda blood for blood.

>>139631346
I was just pointing out that the only people who voted for trump are rural and suburban retards.

City people all voted for Hillary

Trees are carbon neutral.

Produce co2 at night.

So 500k trees means nothing.

>>139631623
If you hate rural people, I recommend you stop eating. They grow your food.

>>139628723
woah....deep...

>>139628723
Wasn't this basically Trumps point by pulling out of the Paris agreement?

Keep your efforts in house instead of sending China billions to pollute the earth.

So congratulations, Liberals and the Alt-left. You played right in to Trump's hand.

>>139631751
Impossible. If they emitted the same amount of carbon they take in, they'd never grow. Where do you think trees get their mass from? Also, trees produce oxygen when they photosynthesize. Britbong education, everybody!

>>139628723
At least they are protesting by doing something useful for a change. That's a cause I wouldn't mind joining them for. I doubt they are liberals though, they would never do something that benefits others.

>>139631552
Nah.

rural support for trump was like, what, over 80%?

these faggot anti-trump hilary loving transfolk are cityshits and are so incredibly removed from the rest of the nation. these fucking losers only see trees when they go to a park or whatever.

But this is good. This is like those meme charities where they promise to donate x dollars to children's charities for every racist/sexist person who shows up to a "hate" event. Going by this logic it would seem as though hate is literally making the world a better place.

Conservative and republicans regularly plant more trees every year than any other group of people. This group of people as support conservation groups such as the game commission and national parks services.

Not only to dems and libs not support those services, they also dont plant trees. This is like the batman movie where the joker says "when things go normally nobody cares." No one cared about trees being planted until dems did it.

>>139631839
City people have access to the information to grow food themselves.

All rural retards do is cultivate their land with machines city people made for them.

>>139628723
Leftists are fucking dumb as shit.
https://qz.com/1024520/renewable-energy-is-becoming-so-cheap-the-us-will-meet-paris-commitments-even-if-trump-withdraws/

>>139632235
Archive
https://archive.is/w9FNE

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsundere

>When you trick your opposition in to fulfilling anime tropes

Remember that time Trump got hundreds of fat white women to march against him, unwittingly tricking them into exercising.

Good times..

>>139631169
What does that pic even mean

Just because you work for a school or company in the city doesn't mean you live there. Also, being a janitor for a school / tech company doesn't make you smarter than being a janitor anywhere else

>>139632195
Cosmopolitan ignorance and bigotry, everyone!

heu op. obama got everyone to sign up for food stamps and free phones. maximus benifits. besides trees r racist

>>139628723

>when your enemies create a national park in your honor

IM SO TIRED OF FUCKING WINNING /pol/. WHEN WILL IT END.

>>139628723
So what you are saying is you don't need bloated government bureaucracy to force people to change their ways, they will do it themselves if they care enough about it?

Is the era of lazy fucks leaving things to governments to sort out finally over?

>>139631032

This specific idea sucks dick, but the bare bones are great.

Spin #LoveTrumpsHate into liberals doing something for their community every time trump does something they don't like.

MAGA!

>>139632547
Harvard doesn't have 5000 janitors you rural retard

>>139631751
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>when brits literally don't know photosynthesis

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>>139628723

>Trump knows we're stupid as hell and wont, as a whole, do whats right for this nation.
>while moving his stated agenda along, to get shit done ahead of schedule he hatches this brilliant plan.
>Creates the end all of ruses to get people to do shit, classic reverse psychology.
>The only catch? it will likely cost him all face and possibly his life.
>It eventually does.
>The entire game is explained in a prerecorded fireside chat style broadcast.
>all the protesting, counter protesting, stupid shit like planting forests and cleaning up the country to spite the president..
>its what he wanted all along.
>Marxists kill themselves in mass from hysteria and rage seeing they truly are useful idiots

>it was fake news, it was always fake news from the start.

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>>139628723
>Beneficial
stfu u stupid fucking redneck, you almost lost your healthcare coverage.
Go watch some nascar and fuck your cousin on the bed of your confederate truck. fuckin hicks. City people are smarter and more on set for the future.

>>139632149
To be fair, that's only because they are in the logging business. I feel motive is irrelevant, but if you remove for-profit tree planting the leftists probably have us beat.

>tfw my dream is to buy shit land in the middle of nowhere, plant a bunch of trees, and sell it to a lumber mill when I retire

One day.

>>139628723
Meanwhile they tell you to stop using paper towels, thereby driving the tree plantation out of business and making sure 10 000 less trees get planted every year.

>>139628723
>Plant trees to absorb greenhouse gas
>Forest fire burns them down releasing greenhouse gas
>We made a difference

>>139633454
Hey,I recognize that style! Adam Wan, or Zaush...why are you posting furry porn, anon? I an still in rehab...

>>139630298
>WE ARE GOING TO WIN SO MUCH YOULL BEG ME TO STOP WINNING
>YOULL SAY PLEASE MR.TRUMP STOP
>I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE

theyre either being scammed and the trees will never be planted or they will actually get to experience an honest days labor instead of selling handjobs out the starbucks bathrooms.

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>>139633454
You're mentally handicapped, aren't you?

Wait, you're a democrat, of course you're retarded.

>>139632195
that would lead to the breakdown of the city. ruralfags and cityfags are sybiotic

>>139634250
lmao is that all you have?
Oh yeah, that's right, southerners are fucking uneducated hillbillies

>>139634345
>that would lead to the breakdown of the city.
what?

>>139634509
He doesn't know what he's talking about, prob some filthy redneck

>>139630298
>crowdsourced

They aren't planting shit themselves. This is another scam some brilliant Jew thought up to steal shekel from libtards.

Someone who probably owns a pulp or lumber mill is collecting "donations" to plant trees they were going to plant anyway. We plant trees by the hundreds of millions. They're farmed like slow-growing corn specifically for harvest, which is why I lul at faggots wasting time and energy "recycling" their toilet paper. (And the massive amounts of fresh water wasted by that scam.)

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>name a forest "Trump Forest" to "thwart the president"
>reforesting an entire area, will help improve the ecosystem
>probably no one paying them to do this.

Ok.

>>139634509
Show me a city that allows the residence to raise chickens, pigs or cows, or enough vegetables to feed the whole city...... I won't hold my breath. Also you're implying major metropolitan areas in the US still manufacture anything HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>139628723
>DAMNIT now blumptfs plan to turn the USA into nazi germany 2.0 is ruined

I'd bet this is one of those things where they're paying for some company's carbon offset - ie paying for something that would of been getting done any god damn way.

>>139634702
You know what's up. Don't forget the pollution caused by transporting and recycling renewable resources.

>>139628723
well, at least for once it's something which does some good instead of blocking streets, damaging people's properties, etc...

>>139634736
>the closest they wil ever get to do some good work in all their life

>>139634736
Missed opportunity, could have called it "Forest Trump"

>>139632992
>toothpaste calling someone retarded
It's like fucking magic

>>139634764
Everyone can raise a chicken you retard.

City people do all the complicated research to actually advance our society.

>>139628723

I don't believe this story at all.

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>>139631751
>Arabian Education

>>139635227
Do you have an actual argument?

>>139632195
>City people have access to the information to grow food themselves.
Okay. Now what land area right next to the city are they going to use to produce said food? Each human being requires a minimum of 2 acres of land in order to be fed a healthy balanced diet.

They better start building more apartments so they can bulldoze their suburbs into fields for agriculture.

>>139632992
Unless they are stem professors, they don't count. Also good luck ever outvoting minorities trying to hold on to their welfare by voting dem in the city

>>139635471
City people work menial wage cuck jobs like making coffee and folding and shelving textiles. Research is a meme job where wealth is redistributed from wage cucks to overpaid "researchers" that spend all day masterbating in the lab all year then do a month of work to justify more funding because "we're very close we just need mo money fo dem programs."

t. researcher

How does that thwart Trump? Trump's position is US taxpayers shouldn't be forced to pay for giant slushfunds for the UN and shitty third world governments to abuse, he's not a Captain Planet villain who wants to destroy forests.

>>139635471
>complicated research to actually advance our society
Thank fucking god we have niggertech and social media sites, such advancement and progress to society they have brought!

>>139635896
Is your argument that there isn't enough land for city people to produce food?

That's a bad argument.

>>139635905
So raising chickens is a more sophisticated job than research?

t.also researcher

>>139635471
The law does not allow everyone to raise a chicken, you ignorant fool