/HFG/ - Hurricane Harvey Houston Flood General: THE UNDERWATER

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The news are saying at least 17 people have died in the hurricane so far.

But how many dogs, cats, and other pets have died?

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holy shit guys

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HOLY SHIT

>>139615918
Dozens more most likely.

Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbjzRcKXyLU

>>139615863
Add this link to the pastebin
Lots of open-source data for geography nerds
Http://respond-harvey-geoplatform.opendata.gis.com

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Hurricane Harvey will continue to wreak havoc on Houston for the rest of the year. It will make landfall in Houston 12 times.

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Real events are a bit north of huston now

>>139615977
Sorry correct link here

Http://respond-harvey-geoplatform.opendata.arcgis.com

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>>139615921
>>139615944

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Reminder another storm is coming for Houston

>>139615944
Oh my god the storm even changed the Houston skyline! This is fucking nuts!!

>>139615921
>>139615944
OMG one plane is missing!

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>>139615984
>just keeps bouncing off the gulf regaining enough power to make landfall again and again
Holy shit that would be something

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Save the autists, cats, and dogs before the blacks.

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>>139615863
>WHATABURGER RESPONSE TEAM CONFIRMED

>>139615921
Is that real? I hope they're safe.

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Help my sisters friend is trapped in the roof!

Can any of you go over and pick her up?

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>>139615921
>>139615944
do they died?

>>139615918
This. I don't care about humans all that much, and if I do, it's because they are pet owners and their pets would become sad.

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>>139616564
Yes, planes are not used to encountering water (except for seaplane-breeds) and tend to freeze up as soon as it begins to flood, overwhelming their fight-or-flight instinct. Hundreds of planes drown every year due to this.

>>139615984
A monument to Houston's sins

>>139616524
i know her, is her name jessica feliciano?

West Houston anon reporting in
My neighborhood butts up against the bayou and Addicks dam, I am going back to day to secure some items. Water is still rising in my neighborhood. I lost a lot of sleep last night over the media coverage of Addicks and will due my best to point out the media lies as I have been at ground zero.

>COE released Addicks and Barkers hours ahead of what the news conference said with NO warning
>COE said water would only rise 6 inches along the bayou, it has risen over 4 FEET since they started the release. ( I believe this is what forced Memorial anon out of his home, he lived on the other side of the bayou from me).
>The mayor said yesterday the water would only rise an inch or two.
>I am hearing from neighbors in the back of the neighborhood who had to be rescued by the coast guard that the coast guard was telling people the water will rise 5 to 8 feet. ( 5 feet seems accurate from what I have seen)
>I lost power monday/sunday (days ran together)
>I got an email from Centerpoint Energy saying they cut power to our area to protect equipment and first responders. (This means Centerpoint was told to cut power as they anticipated water levels much higher than what the news is saying)

sorry for the long post but it is difficult to get any concrete info and what they are saying in the news is a lie, the COE and mayor press conferences are a lie.

Carlos I am still praying for you.

will try to update this evening.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VO6bI-xrj8

>>139615863
anything new going on? just woke up

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Why is today worse than other days? Weren't the people stranded before?

>>139616864
Beaumont and Port Arthur are now apart of the ocean

>>139616039
Why is Harvey still in the south Gulf in this image?

>>139616834
I forgot to add they waited until nightfall to release the water when people had no way out, no way to see the water in the dark and rescue operations are suspended for daylight hours only. Neighbors said their house filled with water in MINUTES.

>>139616897
its a city run by black people, which will always be a worse situation

>>139616864
Beaumont and Port Arthur are fucked

>Shills saying happening over
>Addicks and Barker are gonna fail, book it
>Beaumont and Port Arthur are now Atlantis
>Shit's just getting started

The ride hasn't even hit the peak yet.

>>139616773
Delete this

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>worst floods in Britbongistan
>4 deaths(all at a flooded care home)
>a few wet doggos
dammn it feels great to be a bong

FOR THE ANON WHO WAS LOOKING FOR HIS FATHER IN THE LAST THREAD >>139612041 in Brazoria

more info needed to help find him:

>>139616926
>Depends on where he lives, is it in the town of Brazoria? Or the county of Brazoria? Brazoria county probably has a web site with info on shelters. Most likely evac locations are Angleton(county seat inside flood levees), Lake Jackson (likely flooded like hell) or West Columbia to the north(Town relocated 100 years ago to higher ground due to Brazos river floods)

will look up these sites to see if we can find evac points where he may be...

>>139617293
wonder what would happen if you got 1500 mm of rains...

Huge chemical plant explode yet?

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>>139616834
>praying

>>139617280
is that you jessica?? stop shitposting..... lol

>>139617354
we dont beucase we stayed somewhere nice instead of moving to a humid hot shithole

>>139617447
Nope!

Which levees broke?

>>139617354
Entire nigger population of London wiped out (like 99% of total pop.)

>>139615921
Drowning this plane...

>>139616197
how many family members do they have? are they a mafia? is it like the juggalos?

Me and my guys taking a break right now to clean the water out of my AR and plate carrier, getting something to eat, recharging my radios, refueling and changing out the propellers on our my mudboats. We'll be back out patrolling the Houston area within an hour. We've already pulled 43 bodies out of the water, rescued 62 people, treated 20 medically, and have run off to many looters to count.

Me and my buddies been taking care of a thirteen year old girl for the last 37 hours now. that we found injured on a feeder road. I found her Parents drowned in their car. They were bloated so they've been there a while.

I've been rendering medical aide to the girl since then and trying to plan a route to one of the Medical Centers. Our propellers keep getting fucked by underwater debris. I've tried to contact Texas Highway Patrol, Houston PD, National Guard and Coast Guard multiple times to come get her and haven't heard nothing back. We've been calling the phone numbers of family members that Lily gave us non-stop and we're having no success. I'm starting running out of morphine, hydromorphone, antibiotics, saline, sterile bandages and medical tape. I don't know when I'll be able to stock up on medical supplies again.

Information: First name: Lily-Anna. Middle name: Raelyn, Race: Caucasian Non-Hispanic, Age: 13. Birthday: 4/6/2004. Home Location: Inverness Forest area. Lily hasn't given me her surname. I'm hoping someone on here can help. We're two miles west outside of the Northwood Pines area right now in the only dry area. I'm trying THP and USCG, again. Lily's in pretty bad shape. I had to give her a breathing tube in a mudboat. She had a puncture wound to the lower chest that I've flushed out and examined. It doesn't look like her lung was punctured but she still has labored breathing.

>>139617509
Port Arthur had some sort of failure

>>139617313
BRAZORIA COUNTY SHELTERS
http://www.khou.com/news/local/list-harvey-shelters-around-houston-area/468037262
>hope this helps, anon

OP >>139615863 please add this link above with list of shelter locations

>>139617550
>plain

>>139617408
suck my fat Texas dick faggot.

>>139616834
>My neighborhood butts up against the bayou and Addicks dam
>butts up against
>Addicks
no wonder you got stormed on you disgusting sodomites

>>139617635
What the fuck kind of LARPing is this?

>>139616197
I work at wataburger.

We're giving away free sandwiches to people

>>139617354
https://flood-warning-information.service.gov.uk/long-term-flood-risk/map

>>139616017
>Mostly groids
Shocking.tiff

>>139617723
Wow pretty high.

If it wasn’t for the Cajun Navy we’d have thousands of deaths.

Guys, I'm scared.

>>139616834
>sorry for the long post but it is difficult to get any concrete info and what they are saying in the news is a lie, the COE and mayor press conferences are a lie.
hope so

think the dam will fail?

WHY ARE YOU STILLL THERE? YOU NUMB FUCK

>>139617827
As a legal immigrant this makes me sad

>>139617354
Europe is, contrary to its name, a new continent
That means high and steep elevations to break massive bullshit systems like hurricanes

Levee near Cypress Creek Road and the toll road is about to go apparently

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>>139617635
Quick, to the /pol/acopter

>>139617942
What channel are you on?

>>139617763
It isn't, sadly. 4chan is a heavily trafficked site. I'm hoping at least some Houston authorities are on here. I've already put this out on Twitter and on Facebook pages.

>>139617827
think ICE can pull the camera records?

at least none of the illegals will have insurance

>>139618036
oy vey, delet, dis very offense to my people

>>139618039
it the inverness forest area - I think that was reported already. Text from a buddy.

>>139616834
they literally told people to just go to sleep and they'll open up the reservoirs at 2am (because it supposedly won't cause any water rise). then they opened them at 1am instead. nothing they said made any fucking sense.

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>>139617408

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Irma was borned

>>139618058
what did her 13 year old chest feel like?

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>>139617827
Booooooooo. DEPORT.

>>139617635
you are @45 or further west of it?

>>139617888
I left, but am going back to secure from looters.

I think their is a real chance the dam will fail, but I can't give you any real odds. What the news is saying and what I am seeing in my own neighborhood are drastically different. They are not telling the whole story to the public. nice trips.

I just got word the medical center is open and you will all have to go to work tomorrow.

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>>139618279
hello Irma!

>>139618332
Nice LARP

>>139615921
how they gonna get people on board

>>139618313
Mile and half west of 45. I'm trying HPD dispatch again. The cell signal is better here.

>>139618332
did you shot video?

I don't work at the medical centre, what the fuck are you on about?

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>>139618279
Hello Irma! We are a christian server so please no swearing :)

>>139618409
So the bodycount will go up?

>>139618058
please pass this along - more specific location
>>139618409

and thank you

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>>139617635
are you just making this up, copypasting from somewhere else, or actually asking /pol/ if anyone knows a random Texan 13-year-old?

Have you put pic related on the chest wound?

>63 bodies
where did you put them?

>>139618539
what's the confirmed death count til now?

>>139618529
Probably with the idiots running the show down there. Some really stupid people get elected.

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>>139615863
God I love living below sea level and not being flooded.
Why is our water management so good ?
So much glee so much gloating.
Even better is when this country does flood I can swim and it'll only kill a whole bunch of niggers, then they'll all be deported to the bottom of the fucking sea.

were literally surrounded by water 24/7 and it rains a lot and you dont hear us crying about it you twats

>>139618247
>they'll open up the reservoirs at 2am (because it supposedly won't cause any water rise). then they opened them at 1am instead. nothing they said made any fucking sense.

sounds like they panicked.

>>139615921
>This is no time for memes guys

>>139618647
>living below the sea
>yuropoors this retarded

I’ll make sure to pump out more CO2 just for you.

>>139618647

you live in the middle of a continent that is about to drown under a human flood

water is the least of your worries

>>139618647
You've literally been doing it for centuries.

Dutchfags are impressive. I am honestly amazed at how your pre-industrial society managed to reclaim farmland from the ocean.

>>139618640
Sorry I don't know

>>139618647
Well the last time you got hit by any storm you got reckt. We deal with storms that would flood out your nation.

>>139618332
>I went back to my flooded neighbourhood to defend my ruined house from swimming looters

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YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

CNN FAKES RESCUE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5e8mX6VWXvQ

>>139616834
>what they are saying in the news is a lie, the COE and mayor press conferences are a lie.
the dam is going to fail and they're desperately trying to cover their asses. Too bad for them, their reckoning has come.

So apparently texas antifacists are trying to group up and take people out. Can anyone confirm? Seems like bullshit.

>>139618283
>what did her 13 year old chest feel like?

never fucking change, /pol/

>>139617635

Nice larp, I like it, keep it up.

>>139618736
And because we don't waste money on locking up millions of niggers or giving billionaire kikes and israelis billions of dollars every year, we will just build better infrastructure because we are quite literally the most advanced country on this planet when it comes to water management. People come from around the globe just to learn out secrets.

>>139618793
Top kek bruh, stop reading Breitbart, live in the real world.

>>139618865
Nope.

>>139618640
About 20ish

>>139618883
The dam will not fail, and your larpers will act disappointed that your happening didn't happen.

>>139618647
in fairness you're playing on easy mode because you don't get hurricanes

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>>139618879
JUST

>>139618879
extremely convenient for them, but how do u know they faked it?

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>>139615984

It just becomes like that perpetual storm on Jupiter.

>>139618815
We literally made a part of our country ourselves out of the sea.

>>139618865
The only real disaster we've encountered with sea was like 60 years ago. And it will never happen again i can promise that.

>>139618879
>DRAMATIC

>>139618879

>and they bring him right over for an interview

lmao who do they think they are kidding?

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>>139619036

>>139618930
>Nope.
Huston just had enough rain in the last week that you get in two years.

>>139618973
nigger, it's happening
at the very least they are lying about how much water those reservoirs are taking on
they're fucked - all of that blood will be on THEIR hands

>>139619015
Has the unedited version of this pic been posted on /r/asianmasculinity yet?

>>139618589
Just getting the info out. I don't want to have to perform a Chest Tube on her out here if I don't need to. I don't know how long we'll be again to support her doing that. My boat isn't a sterile field at all. I've been keeping an eye out for any infection just from the breathing tube. I'm going to try law enforcement dispatches and USCG again.

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CNN heckled by Texans

https://twitter.com/CNNValencia/status/902551382963744768

>>139618647
You've literally have been posting the same shit all day.

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>>139618879
How low can you go?

>>139618930
Good job you can manage one small state.
The US is 200X more land to manage

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>>139618973
Gods of happening might still deliver. It is going to take a long time to even begin to drain the reservoirs. Right now they are very vulnerable to additional storms.

Yesterday the ACOE said they expect the overflow to stop September 20th.

>>139619163
Why

>>139616936

shiiit

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>>139619163
I wonder if CNN is starting to get it yet?

>>139619160

She's not going to make it. You should be merciful and show her the wonders of lovemaking before she goes.

>>139619045
You don't get big storms (compared to hurricanes) That huge storm in 1953, katrina almost double the storm surge. Harvey dropped 1500 mm of water in 5 days.

You have nice structures, but it not designed for that type of weather.

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>Fine upstanding citizens search for supplies

>>139619309

Jeezus

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>>139619123
It barely gone up since it hit 108.

It at 109, and will not reach 110.

It not in trouble till it hits 115+

The damn dam is fine

>>139618879
(((pure coincidence)))

>>139617313
Here is Brazoria county page for more info and contacts.. Brazos river doesn't play around when it floods, most folks in the area are well aware.

But Brazoria county is a big county, would really help to know what small town he was in?

The town of Brazoria is a small town close to the river.

There was also a levee failure at Columbia lakes announced, folks downstream likely got flooded deep and hard..

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>>139619304
>super male vitality
kek

no, they don't and won't get it, they will just triple-down

>>139619163
I'm still amazed nobody it out shooting big name journos who turned up in Houston to milk the tragedy for rating.
Or just whenever they leave their homes in general.

>>139619390
As a Hispanic this makes me sad. Just the other day I saw a black man trying to rob some white neighbor's boarded up house.

What is wrong with them?

>>139619453
Throw a grenade at it then

>>139619453
Give it time...

>>139617635

Dude i know her.
>i don't

>>139619453
>new sleepy posting

weather channel was doing a live shot by the chase building 2 miles from the addicks river. shits beyond flooded out

>>139619622
What's going on here.

>>139618879
WTF WAS THAT.

>>139619367
No that's true we are lucky with what kind of weather hits us. We only have one part which gets some earthquackes but it isnt even that serious over there.

I'm just glad we can manage ourselves over here.

>>139619587
Don't get me wrong, if the storm stayed for another day it might of been fucked. The people behind the dams are really fucked.

>>139619468
I couldn't post the actual addresses & phone #s (counts as spam prob as doxing) but here is the link for ALL the shelters info in Houston and surrounding area:
http://www.khou.com/news/local/list-harvey-shelters-around-houston-area/468037262

anon didn't say what town in Brazoria, I was hoping he would come to this thread & it would help him... but maybe it can help some other people too

>>139618529
>So the bodycount will go up?
Wait till water recedes and they start dragging bodies out of sunken cars in underpasses..

>>139619390

They obviously own that store you racist assholes.

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>>139619478
It's like the entire network has been suffering a massive stroke for the last year.

>>139619622

BLACKED.COM

>>139619453
It's also an earthen dam that hasn't been maintained because niggers needed gibs. It could still fail regardless.

>>139619045
You don't get hurricanes dropping 4 feet of water in 24 hours either..

>>139619928
Impressive.

>>139616524
Nice tits.

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>>139619698
With hurricanes it best to leave, come back, and clean up.

The mayor kept telling people not to leave. He should be charged with manslaughter. with big Hurricanes you leave and clean up, and it just something you deal with living on the coast.

We do have extensive flood control in some areas but none are designed for 1500 mm of water.

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>>139619928

>>139619928
Fake

>>139620006
I jacked this image from /ptg/

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>>139618879
>get some water

>>139618647
Netherlands. Doesn't. Get. Hurricanes.

>>139619958
Levee erosion, breach possible at Addicks and Barker reservoir
http://www.khou.com/weather/hurricane-central/levee-erosion-breach-possible-at-addicks-and-barker-reservoir/469249259

Nah. It's fine.

>>139619656
Looting cars and old white ladies to feed their children.

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>>139619486
I think only nigs would to that desu

>>139619841
I'm hoping for on-air aneurysms, is that wrong?

>>139619153
yeah, an anon did so yesterday i think. got banned.

>>139619958
The spillways are cased with concrete. You will be waiting a long time for it to fail and be disappointed when it fails.

hell, If it breaks I will delete all my porn on my HD. Just not going to happen.

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>>139619928
Bottom pic looks like good sailing weather here in the PNW. Why are Texans so Hydrophobic?

>>139619841
pic source now pls

>>139620169
KEK Are you sure they're not Aussies?

>>139619045
> And it will never happen again
> i can promise that.
Dutch anal rape via Neptune guaranteed, somebody should just a get a thread going now

>>139620058
>He should be charged with manslaughter
criminal negligence
dereliction of duty
being a massive faggot

I saw a newsnigger earlier talking about a bad smell in the air. I assume that's from all the bodies in the water. I'm guessing the death toll will be in the thousands by the time this is over.

>>139620161
That not the dam, that the levee below the dam

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>>139619036
Fucking kek

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>>139620169
>instead of helping out people they go and play around

>>139615918
I'm suspecting actually maybe less, at least proportionately. Cats and dogs are more careful than humans. If they sense danger they do the wise thing and run or hide. If they're trapped in a house that's bad because even if the water doesn't get high enough to drown them they may starve if nobody comes to release/rescue them. But outdoors--and most pets could get out of a house if they needed, all it takes is one doggy or cat door or one open window--cats can climb trees, dogs are strong swimmers....

As long as people get in to help and feed them soon, many will turn up okay. Maybe even most. The hard part will be reuniting them with their own humans.

>>139620219
The spillways are irrelevant when they are higher in elevation that the extreme ends of the dam, which are not cased in concrete.

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>>139616197
its about taim they show up

>>139620098
and gay

>>139615921
OMG SHARKS

wait...

>>139620346
Its raw sewage

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>>139620272
Stroke-Chan, the avatar of strokes, crafted during May 2016 (stroke awareness month) to induce a stroke in Hillary Clinton.

Did I miss anything important in the last 7 hours?

Is Vidor anon still alive?
https://twitter.com/kfdmnews/status/902926896786231296

>>139620058
>Put a table in front of your door that will stop 4 feet of rain for coming in

Democrats everybody

>car got flooded
>don't have full coverage

Should I still file a claim? It's fucking dead

>>139620218
Damn it probably got locked down quick.

>>139620169
Meanwhile the blacks were looting.

>>139620503
Port Arthur and Beaumont went into the gulf and became modern day Atlantis

>>139620503
I think we just all got bored of the flooding. We need some more active happenings, rather than slowly drowning and soon receding.

>>139619468
Brazoria county infoo http://brazoriacountytx.gov/about-us/advanced-components/news-list

>>139616713
I don't know why this made me laugh so much but it did

>>139620405
Yeah we get it you've posted this before.

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>>139620446
The spillways are on the north and south side, only the north abutment portion is overtopped.

The middle thing is the gates, that been releasing water for days now.

>>139616496
Not real:
https://www.yahoo.com/tech/photo-harvey-flooding-houston-airport-totally-fake-185531446.html

>>139617827
Drumpf BTFO :^)

>>139618930
>we are quite literally the most advanced country on this planet
Based clog niggers

Let me play a song in your honour:

https://youtu.be/6A3cHzFQsqI

>>139620615
Oh. Good.

>>139620629
Figured as much. It gotta end eventually.

>>139616017
is that a dead body in the bottom right?

>>139620656
thanks, I hope that anon looking for his father sees it

>>139620153
But if we did we'd you know prepare for such an event and all that.
This not being the first hurricane sort of makes it all the more embarrassing for you.
Maybe invest a little of that oil money into water management ?
Nah, just let the whole place flood and people drown, much cheaper.

>>139615921
Not real.

https://www.yahoo.com/tech/photo-harvey-flooding-houston-airport-totally-fake-185531446.html

>>139617827
>immigrant
>house gets destroyed with everything you own
>deported

make it happen.

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>>139620672
This isn't a spillway, this is the gates. Spillways are on the yellow areas as that where it deisgned to be overtopped. The rest is just dirt.

>>139620693
No, Hillary voters flooded tf out.

>>139618640
I heard 37 just now but with admission that it is bound to go a lot higher

>>139619486
Baby momma goes off on CNN.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8H1RoiGR00

>>139620350
khou a shit then. That's not what their title suggests

>>139617827
Watch them get raided by ice later on

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>>139620860
>tfw you've camped in those sorts of spillways during dry seasons
Spooky

>>139617827
Damn. Right now is the prime time to record all the potential illegals and they're wasting the opportunity.

>>139621107
Why would you camp there

>>139620780
>But if we did we'd you know prepare for such an event and all that.

How do you prepare for 50 inches of rain? I bet that's more than any city in the Netherlands gets in an entire year.

>>139618279
>inb4 Irma and Harvey combine to form a super-hurricane

>>139621161
It was sunset and it was the only place not visible from the road. As long as it's not flooding they're surprisingly comfy to pitch a tent in.

>>139621213

I said that first™

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>people actually voted for Obama

>>139621357
>implying an orange man and his congress can stop a force of nature from being a force of nature

>>139620058
In Feng shui we trust.

Anyone find it strange how there was such a massive lack of media coverage of this event?

America's 3rd largest city just got 15 trillion gallons dumped on it, and the cable networks are ignoring it

>>139616713
Superb kek.

>>139620763
No, just someone who doesn't give a fuck, and is going to sleep there until the water rises a little more.

>>139621559
Looks bad for the Democrat mayor
Massive losses
They'd rather just talk about DRUMPF

>>139617827
>Police are allowed to lie
They wouldn't lie about that... would they?

>>139617635
You cant just carry some of those drugs retard. Nice LARP

>>139618793
>middle

Murican education

>>139619622
They're taking the WHOLE car!? They must be stopped!!!

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>>139620780
>>139619698
>>139619045
>>139618930
>>139618647
leafposts > poo in loo > toothpaste

congrats, you are now officially the lowest ranked posters on this mongolian- throat singing tutorial board

>>139621559
The main event is over retard, everybody else doesn't care besides local news and the Weather Channel.

>Live cow rescue
Live cow rescue
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=em2sKS3rWX0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=em2sKS3rWX0

>>139621559
its like half airtime on cnn here
i dont know if the internatiol version is different though

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>>139621090
oh please oh please oh please
but technically that would be correct - the city/county isn't checking immigration status, ICE will be

captcha: street security

Can Anyone give me a quick rundown on today's events?

>>139616936
>Naaaaw man. Deyse parta da hood! We iz gonna be lootin dat racizt water all strapped up. #GulfLootCrew #HoodBoyz

I miss the WH40k Anon who trolled the shit out of Faceberg with ork-talk.

>>139622093
autism

>>139621357

>(((Gottesman)))

EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME

>>139622093
storm headed north.

Eastern coastal texas was hit hard.

>>139616936
Nah. They got some areas underwater but it's all good. Everyone is helping each other out and killing those who loot. Our constable ordered looters shot on sight. Looting in this area will be low. Water will recede quickly once the Port Arthur pumps are back on. Just another storm on the Gulf Coast. All of the smart people who live here were and are prepared.

t. - Port Arthur native

RIP Golden Triangle. Still raining there.

It's been nice posting with y'all in these threads, I think this will be the last one.

>>139622653
>1 post by this id

How is carlos????

>>139622454
Yup I lived in PA for years, would never go back.. But yeah folks with sense are prepared for this kind of thing on the gulf coast, as prepared as you can be anyway.

None of my family in the Houston area flooded out, natives know where to live and how to prepare..

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>>139622258
Why do they hate us so much?

Why doesn't everybody just flush their toilets and make the water go away? I swear some people are just retarded.

>>139622653

Never let these threads die, carry them straight into Irma.

>>139620467
Stroke softly, Stroke chan.
Keep on Rolling!

>>139622653
>1 post by this id

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>>139622872
>not having giant fans on the coast to blow the hurricanes back out to sea before they make landfall

>>139622872
>Democrat
kek

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>>139623066
What if we nuked the hurricane

>>139622841
he just did a stream like 5 mins ago. was fine. he's still at the same spot

>>139617635
One of my guys was able to flag down a HCSO deputy a few miles east from us. It's going to take them about twenty minutes to get to us but we're finally getting help for Lily. I gave her another 0.5mg Hydromorphone. She's experiencing more pain in her Pleural cavity. I'm thinking she has a Pleural Cavity de-gloving of her left lung.

>>139621763
I'm a EMT-P and Flight CCP from Jefferson County. Also a former-1T2X1. I've been certified to carry medications in the field. A few of us CCPs and Advanced Care EMT-Ps came up to Harris County to help out when the call for assistance was put out. My home in Port Arthur is completely destroyed from flooding. So, I'm staying up here in Harris as long as wanted.

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So sad seeing Trump isnt powerful enough to stop a mega tornado.

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>>139623188

What if we raped the hurricane?

>>139615921
>>139615944
This is the new naked banana meme

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>>139622885
path of harvey and early predictions for irma
moar habbening?

>>139623298
>forgot text
>People impersonating Ice officers

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>>139623188
What if we gave the hurricane bad directions so it got lost?

>>139623298
Basically if the ice agent is a nigger, ignore him

>>139623298
>also note that during hurricane harvey relief efforts, us immigration and customs enforcement (ICE) is not conducting immigration enforcement operations in the affected area.

BOOOO

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>>139623260
What if the entire American population gathered in one place holding hair dryers and ran in a circle to make an artificial hurricane?

>>139623260
What if we gave the hurricane free stay in our country because it is a refugee from the fascist glowing star called the sun

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>>139623188
What if I hit the hurricane with my nunchucks?

>>139623222
For these circumstances does HIPPA not apply or is it because there was no last name given out?

>>139623472
dafuq are you going to keep the cords untangled

>>139623379

Track is north of Harvey's, digits and Nawlins

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>>139623472
Then we let the hurricanes fight it out for dominance

>>139623430
Only if we send it to California

>>139623577

battery powered hair driers.

>>139621183
>How do you prepare for 50 inches of rain?

That is an excellent question, maybe you should have thought of that before you got flooded.

>>139623426

WTF IS THAT THING?

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>>139623188
This could actually work

Take it to /k/

>>139623426
>Americans

kek

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>>139623593
no, we send our artificial hurricane off to destroy North Korea

Then we all jump at the same time to create an artificial earthquake that creates a tidal wave that destroys China

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>>139623569
you mean HIPAA

>>139623569
No last name given. I'm only able to go off what she told me verbally. I searched her belongings and found nothing with a last name. I wanted to search her Parents vehicle but that would involve having to get in non-sterile water. Lily has a bracelet saying she's a Diabetic but it doesn't have a surname either. I've been crushing up glucose tables in some water to give to her with her blood glucose goes down. I don't have a way to lower blood glucose however. I brought insulin in a cooler and keep ice packs in our follow truck but its not the type she requires.

thanks for the cow rescue link that was cool

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>>139623430
What if we deport it to Mexico?

>>139617827
fuck houston

>>139623188

It's been thought of before, and wouldn't work.

http://www.aoml.noaa.gov/hrd/tcfaq/C5c.html

>>139617827
>tweet you won't ask about immigration status
>shitlibs stfu
>illegals all show up
>only ask name, date of birth, address
>ICE shows up next week to take everyone without a matching ssn or valid visa

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>>139624002
That looks worrying anon

>>139624165

Bah, you won't know until you try. Dumb eggheads don't know anything. Nuke the hurricane!

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Back to work today boys

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>>139623222
That is great news, anon!! Thank you for your service and let us know if there is anything else we can do to help you or others.
MAGA

I'll make the next thread.

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Irma puhlease cum soon.

>>139624345
med center?

>>139624267
It is very worrying. I assure you.

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>>139617293
>worst flood in BritBongIstan

is Irma a new tornado or something? Someone fill me in on it

>>139624069
Right sorry. It is an actual question. If this isn't a larp I would guess any media to try to get my patient to more definitive care to save her life would circumvent my worry about HIPAA. EMT-B working on my medic here. Good on you. What blade size and style did you use to tube her and what size tube? If you don't mind me asking.

>>139624529
It's a tropical storm set to hit the Louisiana area soon.

Actual weatherfag here again, posted lastnight that Beaumont and surrounding areas would be disasters...

Green Pond Gully got 37.05" and Beaumont proper just over 19".

Attached map shows analyzed precip totals valid as of 7AM central time.

>>139618163
As long as they're not eligible for fema gibs they might start self-deporting since they'll all be homeless and surrounded by dead bodies and raw sewage

>>139624570
Was meant for >>139624115

>>139623426
>this is a 10/10 in america

>>139624529
Tropical storm forming south-east of Florida. Unknown what the impact will be right now, it's like 3000 miles from the US. Will likely hit Puerto Rico/Dominican Republic/Haiti/Cuba before hitting Florida/Louisiana.

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PASTEBIN: https://notehub.org/b1v5b

Mandatory and Voluntary Evacuations, Shelter Information:
https://gov.texas.gov/hurricane

Recent updates:
>Port Arthur is underwater, flooding fast, reports of upstream levee may breach, possible flash flood
>Emergency personal, trucks and boats incoming
https://twitter.com/search?f=tweets&q=port%20arthur&src=typd&lang=en

Harris County Official Rundown
>Major flooding continues
>Shelters are filling up fast.
>Curfew 12am till 5am
>Officers cannot access calls
>Multiple people trapped
>Fatalities are being called
>High-Water rescues and Airlifts taking place now
>Active looting and armed robbery continues
>National Guard, Cajun Navy, USCG, US Navy, and Border Patrol On-Site

Addicks Reservoir Rundown
>Water being released from Barker and Addicks Reservoirs
>Water depth at Addicks dam is 109.07 feet and rising
>Dam Edge: Highest 115.5 feet, Lowest 108 feet
>Lower edges overspilling
>Upstream levees may be breaching

Addicks Reservoir Levels Monitoring
>Harris County
https://www.harriscountyfws.org/GageDetail/Index/2110
>USGS
https://waterdata.usgs.gov/nwis/uv?cb_all_=on&cb_00054=on&cb_62615=on&cb_62615=on&format=gif_stats&site_no=08073000&period=&begin_date=2017-08-21&end_date=2017-08-29

Real Time Info on Rain and Water Levels
https://www.harriscountyfws.org/
>National Weather Service Houston:
http://www.weather.gov/hgx/
>Storm Visualization:
https://www.windy.com/
>Houston Transtar - road cameras:
http://traffic.houstontranstar.org/layers/#

Local MSM Streams
>KHOU 11 Live Stream – Alternate Studio Up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWwqIO_4VNw
>Houston Flooding - Fox 26 Local News Live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eo2T8ZljEBY
>KFDM Southeast Texas Channel 6 Live
http://kfdm.com/live

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>>139624688

Whoops clicked post too soon. Here's that precip map.

>>139618879
lel, that journo has such an untrustworthy looking face

>>139624394
Car dealership.
Cashing in on people who lost their cars to the great food.

>>139616713
We need to raise awareness

>>139624842
I think you messed up

>>139624764
She's at least three 2/10s put together anon, so like a 6/10