Why can I fart directly into my dog or cat's nose - and

>>139594103
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I don't know why I'm laughing so much at this.

Also don't do that, it's not cool to fart on your pets.

Dogs are filthy fuckers anyway, they eat shit. Seen dogs drag nappies out of bins and munch on them.

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>>139594103
Pics/vid of it didn't happen

>>139594103
South Korean, bashing U.S gunheads?
I think that the U.S should stop supporting your ass and leave your shit tp the Norks and Chinese.

>>139594103
Seriously anon? I would have punched her there and there, farting in the face is a key sign of trying to assert your dominance. If she's trying to to assert hers you're pretty more than justified at giving her a pair of irish glasses

>>139594103
because, to your dog/cat, you smell that bad ALL THE TIME

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>>139594103
what kind of catdog do you have that it doesn't dislike farts? my pug barks at farts and is visibly disgusted when he's on my lap and i fart

It probably does have something to do with evolution. Dogs and cats can't communicate with speech so they use all other senses more. Smelling might just be part of communication for animals, like when dogs smell eath other assholes. That's pretty much "Hello, what's your name?" in dogspeak. We can speak so probably smell became less important over time.

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>>139594395
I take opiates, which means that my farts build up to a greater extent than most people. Yesterday, while my girlfriend was still sleeping, I woke up, stripped naked, and headed toward the shower. But on my way, I felt the need to fart - one of those deep, hot, silent farts was on its way.

At exactly the moment of fart existence realization, I saw my girlfriend's American shorthair cat sitting in her computer chair, exactly at ass-level. I could not resist the urge. I walked over, turned around, spread my ass checks, and guided my anus to right before her nose.

The outpour of noxious heat was like a direct jetstream into the nose of Doraemon (the cat's name). After exhausting my anal cavity, I turned around to see her head in exactly the same position - she hadn't even flinched. The only palpable difference was that her eyes had welled up with tears.

I've woken up my girlfriend with this exact same fart to the face, yet to a totally awake, present, mindful feline, my signature opium fart was nothing more than a gust of air.

Can an evolutionary biologists out there explain?

>>139594786
Some dogs smell bad to me all the time. Thus, I should not have any reaction when they fart? What kind of logic...?

>>139594872
American shorthair. See my post above for an example story.

>>139594912
Humans are rare in that we prioritize vision over scent, whereas most animals are of the reverse paradigm. If so, shouldn't a fart be a reaction-worthy response? Isn't my fart issue similar to a dog flashing seizure-inducing strobe lights in my face?

Where is the working analogy?

>>139595376
JESUS CHRIST IF YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND THE ANSWER I GAVE YOU JUST FUCKING KILL YOURSELF DON'T COME BACK WITH A SUCCESSION OF PUS-FILLED BILE-BUCKET QUESTIONS LIKE THE PROVERBIAL PRECOCIOUS 12-YEAR-OLD SPOTTY BASTARD WHO CAN'T STOP HIMSELF PUKING UP STUPID QUESTIONS THAT HIS FAT AND NEEDY MOTHER KEPT TELLING HIM MADE HIM AND I QUOTE "EVER SUCH A CLEVER LITTLE FUCKING CHERUB".

>>139594103
make guys in lower panel black and we are accurate

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>>139596461

>>139596313
Your answer was not relevant. My question is about the event that drove humans to care, not about the innate careless nature of doggos.

>>139594103
Stay classy my Korean brother

>>139595376
We don't like the smell of fart in general because it has fecal smell and not eating shit is an evolutionary advantage.
Now the question is why do animals have better senses in the first place? It IS an evolutionary advantage, animals can get a lot of information from their senses, like locations of predators, food, sense of direction etc. So it wouldn't make sense if animals would be so quick to reject "bad" smells rather than analyzing it. It's a strong sensory organ and not relying on it would be stupid and probably fatal.

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>>139596899

>>139598582
kek

>>139596899
Eyes need to be brown change the whites of his eyes need to be yellow.

>>139599213
Also lips need a boost.

>>139598582
much more accurate

>>139596461
>>139596899
There already exists an edit where the bottom dude is a mufuggen bix nood and the seller is a kike

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>>139595174
>I turned around to see her head in exactly the same position - she hadn't even flinched. The only palpable difference was that her eyes had welled up with tears.

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