This is a bully free zone for a thread about the French. If you

>>139581940
a brit that goes in to defend the french so they won't get bullied - what is this? ww2 all over again?

>>139581940
Zinadane Zidane was a pretty cool dude.

>>139581940
its my fave country that rimes with pants

At one point in history they probably didn't suck dick

France is awesome for helping us out with our Revolutionary War.

They used to be great.

>>139581940
>France wanted Mexico

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>>139581940
Napoleon was pretty cool, it's a shame you Brits had to stop him.

>>139581940
They make good statues for other countries

>>139581940
WoW shit is going REALLY BAD

>>139581940
Its my favorite extinct country.

Their flag is really easy to make. You don't need dye.

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Yer flag is clean

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>>139581940
Gave us based king

Fuck you all.
Hon hon.
The 4th reich happens here.

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>>139581940
Napoleon was not a cucked faggot

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>>139581940
Paris used to make for very nice photo ops

>>139583518
Napolean, their best leader wasn't even French. He was Corsican, which is basically Italians unfortunate enough to be part of France.

France is the GOAT country.

>>139581940

100% White cis male from Paris, France.

Citizens from all around the world, France is fucked, for your own well being please don't go anywhere near that rat hole.

>>139583699
And the one who founded our nation was most likely germanic.

>>139581940
>Say something nice about them
I can't, that quote "Vive le Québec libre!" by that faggot de Gaulle has cause no end of pandering to Quebec

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>>139581940
Surrender your thread to me
Now

>>139583681
Me on the left

>>139581940

I like your toast

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>>139581940
France is full of whores, many of which love black cock. They literally have an interracial sex mural painted under the Eiffel tower.

webm related is french and is pregnant with a black baby now

They lost to the Germans when they beat everyone else about 50 years prior.

>>139584350
Name

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Most of the good about France died in 1870, then whatever was left slowly withered away until 1968. 1914 to 1918 was the last thing we can be proud of.

Food is still good. Old stones are still there. Nature is pretty good. I guess that's something.

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>>139584404
Sophie Brussaux

Je parle petite français Parce que je amor la BBC. LE PREP BULL

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>>139584461
>litteraly a pornstar
Nigger please.

France helped Washington. Thanks France truly you're a great ally.

Best croissants from a majority Arabic speaking country.

>>139581940
>parisian bread best bread in the goddamn world, also best wines and cheeses
>Napoleon best dictator ever, loved muslims
>first western country to ban slavery in 1794

cocorico motherfucker

>>139584461
none of the people on this picture are white. Am I supposed to give of a fuck or something?

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>>139584350
Painting was a temporary thing, and was done by an American artist. Who says he does it as an homage to Greek style. Though, I'll admit he has a, uh, particular obsession with violent black figures, pic related.

Also, are you seriously using a pornstar that made the trip to the US as an index of French morality ?

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>>139581940
Say something nice about France?

Um.... can I say something nice about Vichy France instead?

>>139584545
>>139584766
why is she called a pornstar if she never had sex on camera

>>139584350
she's not french but moroccan

she just happens to be born in France, like a lot of africans

>>139581940
You saved our asses, thanks France. One entire branch of family is from there also. Thanks again.

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>>139584831
Nothing good about Vichy. I don't disagree with their politics, but they're a bunch of cucks. Actual nationalists were the first to resist.

I still respect Pétain, though. Poor old guy did what he could.

>>139584922
Well, seems like you have a bit of an unhealthy obsession with that woman, anon. A quick search tells me she's a crazy bitch who says some american rapper is her baby daddy, too.

Also it has to be confusing to have three different types of monarchists since you've had such a variety of royals.

France is a muslim shithole nowadays. Fuck France, as soon as I graduate I leave for Europe.

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>>139584922
>>139585213
Also, there's no way that woman is French.

here is a france joke
france is so cowardly, that they often surrender during wars ahahahahaha

>>139582999
>digits confirm

>>139583699
mental gymnastics. He was French, fought for France, led France, and died French.

>>139585468
tob geg XDDDD

thanks for the laugh amerilard

When I played Age of Empires 3 I started with the French. I eventually switched to the Dutch.

>>139581940
ON EST CHEZ NOUS

>>139581940
>mother is from France
>mother's family goes back to early 1600's
>had family in resistance, WWII, and WWI
>my generation is first born in the states
>more proud of french heritage anything else...except that I live in the south

As for my motherland? She isn't french no more. If I have no return to uncuck it, I wouldn't mind if I've the time.

Mainly, blacks aren't french, Africans aren't french, and muslims are not fucking french. France needs to get rid of these people

Il sont responsable pour cree les francais Manitobans

Fuck the french, i'm glad they are getting fucked from muslims.

good food, interesting history and culture, from what I've seen, it looks beautiful (minus the sand niggers), cool outfits in WW1, also of course Napoleon

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>>139585241
Pretty much killed royalism, sadly. Any chance we've had of a new monarchy after 1870 was killed by dynastic autism or strife between the legitimists (House of Bourbons, outright traditionalists, rejecting the entire révolution), orleanists (House of Orléans, more favorable to British style monarchy, accepting the revolution), and the Bonapartists (House of Bonaparte, who are pretty weird to qualify politically, but generally more nationalists than the others, embracing the révolution).

The Bourbon monarchy was almost restored by the assembly after 1870, but the guy that was to be king couldn't to compromise on the fucking flag. He wanted the white and fleur de lys, instead of the proposed blue, white and red with the royal arms on it. The best part? He had designed that flag himself years earlier. We ended up with the government and most of the assembly practically begging for the return of the monarchy, and no one willing to take the crown.

There was an return of monarchim in the early 20th with the Action Française, but after a papal condemnation (that was reversed later), and then WW2, that died down too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXXdOqaI4mc

Nice Algerian colony.

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>>139581940
>world of pain

french is puss 'n boots

>>139586382
Delete that fucking flag you heathen, the tricolor is the symbol of degeneracy and godlessness

Macron is the faggest fag to be a fag anywhere in faggyland

>>139581940
>France
No need to bully here, my job is already done by just mentioning its name

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I like to listen to their music while driving through the countryside at night.

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>>139586534
Better?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1JK_47TbZA

>>139586615
chill, he's going to betray all the leftists that voted him in soon, watch

Macron is pretty fucking based desu

One of, if not the best Cuisines in the world.

>>139586833
Much better

>>139586773
KPN is one of the best bands of France.
Do you know Deathspell Omega as well?

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>>139586833
>>139587033

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>>139586615
See, I had a bit of hope in him after he was elected. Le Pen nuked herself in the foot at the debate, and the "Jupiterian" stuff and his apparent royalist sympathies, the comments on Africa, the fact that leftists hate him, I thought he wouldn't be that bad, that I'd least give him a chance. But then he managed to piss off the army when it's at the height of it's popularity, and a few days ago he amended a law on hate speech, making it even harsher, and broader. It's the end of the holidays, prepare for shit hitting the fan, changing work laws is the first thing he wants to do.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTkogViYHX4

>>139586985
That's what I thought too, until I went to Japan. Japan cuisine is fucking delicious and balanced, no fat people there. My current top is
1. Japan
2. France
3. Italy

>>139582190
A jelly teuton - what is this ? History all over again ?

>>139587270
Kys heretic

>>139581940
They got a foreign legion, which is kinda cool I guess

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>>139581940
>This is a bully free zone for a thread about the French
KEK
Reverse psychology trick

Cheese eating surrender-monkeys

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>>139583681

>>139587359
those are top tier cuisines anon you have good taste. I'm really interested in trying Catalan cuisine next, I know a lot of top restaurants are in that area.

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>>139583518

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You're the first moderately successful African nation.

>>139587448
Just because I'm a heathen doesn't mean I don't love my country and my family who fought for it and it's memory too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExyHHVmhseQ

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Oh please guys, you know we like Berlin too

>>139581940
The culture that gave us....
Rousseau, Ampère, Pasteur, Voltaire, Descartes.

Intellectual staples.

>>139581940
i like french bread I guess
but then again any bread is better than white bread so fuck France and their overpriced sparkling wine

>>139581940
France currently holds the best morals... For an Islamic State.

Now that Algerians are honourary Nazis invite them all into your """"white guys"""" club and kill all the unlocked characters in Honhonland.
Bix nood in Paris is utterly degenerate mes ami.

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>>139584568
" Alsatian is the second most spoken regional language in France after Occitan."
" It is a Germanic language that has a strong French influence and it is more closely related to Swiss German than standard German."

" There are also several languages that are spoken in France by large immigrant communities including: Berber, Arabic, Italian, Portuguese, English, Polish, Turkish, Vietnamese and German among many others."
http://eurolinguiste.com/look-languages-dialects-france/

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>>139581940
>>139587814
To expound, after seeing the other French flags mentioning modern achievement... I wish I could say otherwise, but France is like watching the terminal phase of cancer in someone you love. You've had your best men destroyed by war in the first half of last century. Then you let socialism take you to the brink of death. With your demographics waning due to economic pressure, the immigration is the death blow.

>Vive la France.
La France a vécu.

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>>139588152
Arabs are worse than Blacks. Hierarchy of immigrants goes like this, IMO:

Western Europeans ≈ Eastern Europeans > Asians ≈ South Americans > Christian Arabs ≈ Antillean Blacks > Christian Africans >>>>>> Muslim Africans > Muslim Arabs > Gypsies

"Expats" and students are a whole other category, too.

>>139587814
>Rousseau
>french

Try harder

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France is one of the biggest contributors to society

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>>139588810
>Francophone Suisse
>Not French

:^)

Wee wee

>>139587262
Yes but I think those two are the only French BM bands I have music from. Are there anymore I should hear?

>>139588810
Oh, shit. Good catch. He was closer to being Swiss (Republic of Geneva) than French. The name plus the fact that all of his work I've read was written in French threw me.

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>God exists, he drown all the neo nazis in texas
What did they mean by this ?

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Not quit US or even UK or Germany level but still a lot higher than the rest

Oldest and greatest ally.

>>139584350
a fucking american saying this

>>139581940
>>139588836

God, OP... I wish you guys could find a way to take it back. :-(

>>139584461
>this is white in the USA

>>139584350
Damn, it is true than even pornstar can take the bogpill.

>>139589073
Who wants to go there with a "caricature" of several men and women dead around a table.
Bring a beer or two.
See how they like the celebration of death.

>Say something nice about them.

I like how their women look.

Not how they act though, you really should put a leash on the crazy cunts.

Also, can some Frenchfag explain to me how that "no paternity tests allowed" law came to be? I know only you have to go to court to get an approval for a paternity test and even then chances are not good of you getting it approved.

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>>139589073

Grand remplacement

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The last time France was great was under De Gaulle. Thanks boomers for getting rid of him with your degenerate "sub-culture" and alternative morals.

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>>139589078

We're better at maths. Pic related, it's the number of fields medals, aka "the math Nobel" since dear Alfred was cucked by a mathematician, he didn't want them to have a price with it's name on it.

>>139589073
That faggot Parisians don't know American geography and the fact that Houston is more spic and nigger than actual "nazis" as they put it.

Vous etes litteralement fagots. paris merite de bruler.

>>139589218
Probably too many father's saying the kid wasn't there's when it came out black... Racist really

>>139581940
one of the most cucked country on earth, despicable people under the rule of boomers. We deserve to be burned to the ground.

I've met a lot of frogs, way too many, and all of them were just a bunch of arrogant pieces of shit.

The worst europeans by far. Young girls are kinda cute but they age horribly.

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A lot of them know who to blame

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a lot of our precious R1b

>>139589534

As always, Greece proves to be best country.

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>>139582681
We can be great again. We just need to get ride of the Jewish influence in .... literally every parts of our life.....
We're fucked.

>>139589534
If you compare this map with another map showing the percentage of Jews in European countries, it all becomes clear my friend

One good thing about France is that every war they have been in has been a short one.

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>>139589688
>the hundred years war
>short

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>>139584350
>>139584461
Is this gypsy what Americans consider white?

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>>139584430
What were the 1968 riot about. I never understood those

All I really want to say is the French take a lot of shit for what is happening now (and rightfully so) but fuck they had a cool history, and an amazing culture. I don't want to see them go, and have not given up on them.

>>139589345
Le Chatelier, Poisson, Carnot, Lagrange, Fourier, Poincaré

Being in a technical field, I could go on all night and not hit them all. I almost know French phonology on accident just to pronounce the names of the stupendous minds that bore French names. They are inseparable from a Westerner's intellect.

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>>139589681

Yeah, it's not like we're the third most jewish -populated country of the world, behind the US of A and fucking Israel.

>>139581940
The nice thing is that they won't be around for much longer.

>>139590007
t. englishman

>>139583972

>t. cuck living in 18th

100% White cis male from Paris, France.

France is fine, we have sandniggers and some niggers but they still know their place.

>>139589878

FFS we're the only country with a rising jew population.

Oh, and we did invent the helicopter death flights during Algeria. We dropped some of the bamboulas with nice, shiny concrete shoes in the Mediterranean, only for them to resurface later. They were called Bigeard's Shrimps.

>>139586489

Underrated post

>>139590070

>they still know their place

Try going into one of their suburbs for something other than buying drugs. Hard mode, do it with a cop/fireman/medic uniform.

>>139590271

Yeah, I don't get where the Jews are getting their shit from when they talk about Vichy France being so horrible for them, when there's more of them now in France than there was before the war.

>>139590070
France is probably less than 75% white. It took 30 years.

>they know their place

Top kek

>>139585373
>I leave for Europe
All of Europe is a Muslim shithole now.
Go to America or another country depending on which language you speak.
(Going to Japan myself very soon)

>>139582336
>Zinadane Zidane was a pretty cool dude.

He stated his real nationality is algerian though.

A nation whose leader is so ducked that he married a gargoyle.

Fuck you fat ugly american guy
your sister suck french dick when she come to France

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>>139581940

they make some good music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvTgcWvjOyA

>>139590516
>Biggest surrender of Greece to Turkey 1453

>>139585644
Your ethnic background has nothing to do with the state you're bitching for.

Napoleon was a corsican/italian.

>>139590369

It's because Vichy France was divided on the matter. Some of them didn't wanted to deport, others were. And with all the chaos generated by the war and the subsequent occupation, every administrative entity with power was pretty much left unchecked. It led some high ranking administrators to actively collaborate with the germans, way beyond what Vichy intended.

The most known roundup is the Vel d'Hiv one (Vélodrome d'Hiver, winter cycling track), and it was done in paris, aka the occupied zone not under Vichy's jurisdiction, and was ordered by what you would call a rogue prefect cut from it's hierarchy, who wanted to please the germans to help his career. But of course, it's all France's fault.

>>139581940
Thanks guys!

I keep saying it, but thank you /pol/. We love you too!

Did you know that in french, we put a space after our exclamation/interrogation marks, such as this ! or this ? This is how you can see there's a french dude behind the keyboard - even in english, he won't care about not putting a space at the end of the sentence, like this!

Have a great day friends!

>>139587571

Today we have a German minister in the weekly minister council of France.

So today they invited the boss

>>139589935
Leftist students start to whine about muh freedom and lash at everything the deem opressive : police, famility, religion, capitalism...

In the meantime, unemployment rears its head for the first time since WW2 and blue collars complain about conditions in the workplace and low wages.

Students and syndicalists agree on massive national strikes and riots.

To this day, we can still feel the aftermath of 68, which swa the rise of a whole generation of "68ards", a lot of them being prominent media or political figures. The best example being the pedophile Daniel Cohn-Bendit.

>>139589318
funny that while De Gaulle was in power, he was as popular as he is today.

Technically, he was from extreme right wing

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Long and rich history, they got good food and beautiful landscape.
And more important, we need them to take back our future.

>>139590576
>this song is unavailable in your country

I'm not sure wether to laugh or cry.

>>139587359
I disagree friend. French friends living in Japan would kill for some cheese.

>>139590698
Then Washington was british, the japanese emperors are koreans etc.

>>139589935
Youth riots and workers strikes led by communist and leftist figures such as Cohn-Bendit, inspired by the degenerate ideology America would (already) broadcast and Maoism. Broke social norms and conventions by wanting more "liberties" at a time when De Gaulle's paternalism was supposedly "suffocating" young French.

>>139581940
I do enjoy the taste of kebab i guess

>>139591035
Well, he was a Maurrasien for some time and came from a royalist family.

>>139591071
its les brigandes - antifa
you can maybe find it somewhere else

>>139581940
the french have the best heavy vehicle licence requirements in all of europe. aloha snakbar baguette fags

>>139591071
in russia to cry!

>>139591090
When you're in Japan, it's natural you'd miss french food. But seriously every restaurants I've been in Japan was good. In Japan, you can still eat traditional japanese food (gyudon, ramen, soba, udon) and it's cheap. What can you eat at a decent prize in Paris? Kebab?
Seriously, Paris is shit if you're not using tripadvisor.

>>139581940
I like Baguette

>>139590516
This guy is 100% right:
1871 - France surrendered to defeat the "Commune de Paris" (first communist attempt ever)
1940 - France surrendered to defeat "Le Front populaire" (first socialist attempt)
2017 - France surrendered because people are still too stupid and media brain-washed to trump a M. nobody inflated by the most formidable media campaign ever

>>139591330
>1871 - France surrendered to defeat the "Commune de Paris" (first communist attempt ever)
No you retard. The Commune started in the first place because Paris was against the peace.
>1940 - France surrendered to defeat "Le Front populaire" (first socialist attempt)
That's what the french high command said to justify their defeat.

>>139590433

He didn't.

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My ex boyfriend was french and cheated on me.
He basically just used me. And when i found out he dropped me like it was nothing.

So...i guess you guys are good at acting.

>>139587359
Japan make good food, but I would still rank french food above (more diverse).
Especially the dessert. (we have the best dessert, period).

>>139591489
Stop being a fag and you'll be good

>>139591534
currently i feel like i will never love again so no worries about that

>>139591511
>more diverse
Not really no. Our patisseries are the best, but popular french food is now a complete joke. Which is why french streets are full of kebab and pizzas.

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>>139589534
>Greece has 69%

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>>139589688
>Hundred Years War
>Revolutionary Wars
>Napoleonic Conquest
>WW1

uhhh.
uuuuuhh
I like their bread?

>>139586833
Best flag we've ever had though

>>139589663
i find it weird because a lot of greeks in are really leftist

>>139591621
>Which is why french streets are full of kebab and pizzas.
no, that's because we let in too many migrants, and pizza is a cheap and easy food for many people.

>>139589534
Also a good indicator of the percentage of Muslims in France.

>>139589318
>the I will never witness de Gaulle's bants live

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIreF_5GM0U

>>139590070

You have no idea of what you are talking about stupid faggot.

>some sandniggers
>some niggers
>some

You obviously never set foot outside your countryside.

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>>139584461
>the american definition of white
hahahahaha

But seriously frenchfucks should just die out. I've never seen a more infuriating and pathetic group of people and I see a good few niggers around.

>>139581940
They make the best white flags

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>>139586833

Fuck catholics, fuck muslims, fuck jews, gtfo with your bullshit religions.

>>139590947
So more marxism pretty much.

France is a shit hole desu.

>>139591714
>and pizza is a cheap and easy food for many people
That's the thing. French food evolved in the wrong way, it's now pretentious and elitist. Japan actually found the right compromise, their food can be extremly sophisticated (many three stars chefs are japanese) on the one hand, but on the other, they copied the fast food method and produce cheap, yet good, japanese food (ramen, sushi bars, gyudon). Having a good meal in Paris for less than 15 euros is almost impossible, unless it's mac donald or kebab. We still have some crepes that are cheap, but that's about it.

>>139581940
I hear the have the hottest women on earth. Can anyone confirm?

>>139591621
>Talking about gastronomy
>Talking about fastfood
Pick one.

You even surrender your pros, that's sad to watch. Where are you proud people?

there's one guy from france in my town, he's quite nice

>>139591874
Nique JVC

>>139591803

You know what is more pahetic tha a French?
three things : a Swiss, a Belgian, and a French Canadian.
You fags have no idea how garbage of a people you are. You will never be more than a sub category of French people.

Half of your shithole speaks my native language, cuck, everytime a French word comes out your mouth it's like you are literally sucking my dick ;)

SJWs, political correctness and the infiltration of western universities by the neomarxists is a consequence or the result of the revolts of May 1968.

The french postmodernist philisophers have been the worst thing that has happened to western civilization in the 20th century.

The last great frog was Napoleon and he wasn't even french when he was born and his native language wasn't french.

Thank God it's gonna be the first european nation to be killed by the muslim and black hordes.

>>139591961
Yes of course, because we all eat in three stars restaurants every day.

>>139591874

baah voyooons...

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>>139591877
>>139590947
yup. We want gone what can stop us. Isnt it obvious? my financier is definitely on our side of the cause, and definitely not funding us for banking reasons

>>139591621
that's a damn shame, Kick those damn kabab fucks the hell out. Fucking animal food. French food is amazing. People can say what they want but all "modern cuisines" and high end restaurants no matter the cuisine they choose are base on French technique.

>>139592052
If it's not the case don't talk like you eat pizza and kebab everyday then.

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for what purpose was this allowed

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_involving_France

>>139591621
Popular french food, a joke?

With great dishes like cassoulet, petit-salé with lentils, gizzard salad, potjevleisch... you're bound to find one you love. My only gripe is that restaurant that cook traditional meals instead of pretentious "gastronomic" cuisine are few and far between.

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>>139581940
No. Fuck France. Literally the most cucked fucking country on the planet.

>>139592393
>My only gripe is that restaurant that cook traditional meals instead of pretentious "gastronomic" cuisine are few and far between.
That's what I'm saying too. And it's a real probelm. I believe very few people know what french food is, they can only think about high class restaurants. Meanwhile, kebab and mac donalds are everywhere. Even chinese food and japanese export are way more popular.

>>139592393
I think by popular food he means fast food. But even then, you can walk in any brasserie and gets yourself a croque madame with fries, a glass of wine and coffee for pretty cheap.

>>139591940
not true at all, most french food that is considered high end comes from peasants. It is the scrapes of meat that were given tot hem they had to learn ho to cook in oder to make a descent meal. the offal meat. give me a good meal at a French Bistro over any other crap any day. The reason why French food cost more is it is more desirable that is capitalism.

Gib back Corsica, Savoia, Nizza and Gioconda plz would pay back with black future space engineers

>>139591090
>>139591283
this. Cheap and delicious food ANYWHERE you go. Japan is based even if our cheeses are better.

>>139592700
>give me a good meal at a French Bistro
Good luck, it's most of the time microwaved shit.

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>>139592000
hahaha nice meme you nigger loving fuck. No one here with a job likes the french, they're on the level of niggers, if not worse. Romands and french don't like to work and everyone knows it, it's why you're replacing yourselves so eagerly. I haven't spoken a word of your garbage language for years now and I never will need to do so again, and you know why. You'll never be great again.

>>139592817
that is a crying shame. I'm glad i'm a culinary nerd who cooks at home. Just please don't stop exporting your cheese and wine.

A nation of Scientists, (Mathematicians) and Engineers like none.
Good schools, mostly, in the scientific department.

>>139592812
see >>139581940

Two of my French profs in college were very cool. One was very beautiful, and neither was Parisian iirc. Another French exchange student I met was a qt pixie type. Thanks also for Moebius and Draghixa. My knowledge of French history is burgerland bad though.

>>139591035
Well I don't know how to interpret your post, De Gaulle was indeed popular from 58-mid 60's, as for now it depends on who you talk to.

>>139581940
They're ability to retreat, surrender and collude with the Nazi's was amazing.

>>139592545
>>139592567
I see what you guys mean. I guess it's more profitable to have "high end" restaurants serve expensive dishes and leave the cheap meals to kebabs and pizzas.

Sometimes restaurants near roads in the coutryside ("routiers") still cook traditional regional dishes for a moderate price, but they're hit or miss when it comes to quality and hygiene.

>>139592700
True. Most traditional food in Europe comes from ways to cook tasty, hearty and eventually storable meals, with whatever you could scrape.

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American's who say we are a cucked country, what do you say of that ?

>>139581940
Macron is a stupid moron.

>>139581940
No. The robbing bastards still owe us Angevin clay, we should've used more arrow.

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>>139583835
lel The United States is an artificial country created by europe and more particularly by england ... But the england was created by Normandy. A French region.

Vive la Normandie and Vive la france.

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>>139593784
They aren't not even 60% white

>>139593989
>Normandy. A French region
Conquered and ruled by Scandinavians.

>>139593891
He is, but was elected by 43% of registered voters, supported by a huge campaign against Le Pen.

In fact, his true supporters are roughly 20% of French people.

>>139591771
Those were awesomes.
Je chie à la gueule de ces cons de 68ards.

>>139584130

you mean Belgian ?

>>139594355
Belgium isn't even a country, it's a place for real countries to have wars.

WTF with Napoleon being an Italian because he spoke an Italian dialect ? My mother is Alsatian her mothertongue is a German dialect but she's not German ...

Plus Napoleon was born a Frenchman, Corse had been conquered by France two months before

>>139591487

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2004/apr/04/sport.features
>These are not words that explained or justified his irregular outbursts of violence, but they do suggest that there is much more to Zidane. 'It's hard to explain but I have a need to play intensely every day, to fight every match hard,' he told me. 'And this desire never to stop fighting is something else I learnt in the place where I grew up. And, for me, the most important thing is that I still know who I am. Every day I think about where I come from and I am still proud to be who I am: first, a Kabyle from La Castellane, then an Algerian from Marseille, and then a Frenchman.'

>>139594606
Archive please
https://unvis.it/theguardian.com/football/2004/apr/04/sport.features

France baise ouais !
On vous encule les ricains mdr
"Cheese eating surrender monkey"
Vous avez que ça à la bouche, ça rage du logos de Villepin à l'ONU qui vous a mis en PLS encore aujourd'hui vos frères meurent en Irak ah la la
Heureusement le CDG est l'armée de l'air est là pour réparer vos conneries
Ragez bien :)

>>139594204
>Conquered and ruled by Scandinavians.

Normandy ? Nop it is since its creation vassal of france.
Certainly more powerful than France but vassal or liege.

>>139594458

The Bonaparte (originally Buonaparte) family were from minor Italian nobility who held most of their property in the hill town of San Miniato near Florence, Italy. The name derives from Italian, buona, "good" and parte, "part" or "side".

La France est QLF, paix sur vous :)

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>>139593350
>somehow trying to imply that i'm not already in a world of pain
Meh

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Coucou les copains!

>>139594671
see >>139593916

>>139581940
You mean marroco 2.0? With moslty muslim people?

>>139591124
>Then Washington was british, the japanese emperors are koreans etc.

Washington was an anglo, the fact that he revolted against the king of England does not change that fact.

Napoleon's family is from Tuscany and he was himself a corsican separatist at one point. Napoleon was never a frenchman in any way.

>>139594698

Ok, but it doesn't mean that Napoleon was himself an Italian, but he was of Italian origin ... He was born a Frenchman. Plus the name of my mother is purely German, and again it doesn't make her a German even if her mothertongue is a German dialect.

Le Suisse qui rage ayaaaaaa
Bordel de cul on vous a infligé une PLS tellement humiliante que depuis vous avez laissé tomber toute entreprise militaire et en êtes réduits à vous déguiser et protéger le Pape pour le folklore :)
La police municipale de Chambéry vous roule dessus :)

>>139594827

So an Algerian born in France is a frenchman? lmao

My country used to be the most powerful country in Europe during a period of time going from the end of the Middle Age to the Napoleonic times. We have had a lot of great rulers, as Philippe Auguste, Saint Louis, Philippe IV, Charles V, Charles VII, Louis XI, Henri IV, Louis XIV, ... who ruled over a country which was the most populated of the continent. The French language was in the Middle Age the language of the European elites. Now ... it's Something else : we are Under the rule of the mondialists.

>>139594962

Anyone who is born in France and do Something good in his life for the country and the people deserves to be French. An Algerian who is fully assimilated can be French. They just have to be a minority, because France is a white country.

>>139594824
>Napoleon's family is from Tuscany and he was himself a corsican separatist at one point
But got in conflict with those separatist and hiw family was forced to leave Corsica? Napoleon left for France at 10 and studied there. All he learned in the military field, was from France.

>>139595162
Si tu dis que la France est un pays blanc, même sur un forum avec ton IP domicile, tu vas te faire soulever à 6h du matin et tu devra expliquer à Giselene la juge au tribunal pourquoi tu as dis ça et pourquoi tu as tort. C'est un cauchemar Orwellien.

lol white flag retreat xd

>>139595162
Anyone who is born in France deserves to be French

With this mentality you will become a muslim nation in 50 years kek

Jus Sanguinis >>>>>>>>> Jus Soli

>>139594962
Tbh, according to French laws, if you're born in France you have the right to become French. Hence the term "Français de papiers" (paper-Frecnh) and the invasion of Mayote by legions of Comorians.

>>139595162
This is the civic-gaullist point of view, but keep in mind that while he probably interpreted "minority" as less than 5%, this conception of "Frenchmanship" has been completely twisted to make us think that it is okay if whites are a "majority" of 60-70% as long as the "minorities" assimilate. It is not.

I've nothing else to say https://youtu.be/-ugJZhL-cbc

>>139595660
Btw this is the same for America, I think polite, integrated and kind Blacks completely deserve their place in the USA buy should never overwhelm the White population and stay a small minority (<10%)

>>139594760
>No. The robbing bastards still owe us Angevin clay, we should've used more arrow.

i don't understand ...

Who is the bastard? The Angevins are profiteers but a date that does not interest you 1066 :ok:

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>>139595162
The French deserve autonomy. Not an unruly subhuman minority and not some white mutt race to replace them.

The Maginot Line was successful.

Belgium failed western Europe.

>>139595422

Faut pas exagérer non plus mec c'est pas (encore) le cas hein

>>139595961
Not really, you can't blame Belgium for the complete failure of the battle of France.

>>139581940
Napoleon had the right idea

>>139595487

I said "Anyone who is born in France and do Something good for the country and the people" and not only "anyone who is born in France" ...

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Pretty cool guys, friendly banter between our countries.

They need to stop being so fucking friendly with Germany though, it's embarrasing. Merkel clicks her skeleton fingers and they jump, it should be the other way around.

>>139589688
some amerifats are really bad at bantz

>>139595943

Sorry I don't understand your post.

>>139581940
Anyone that calls France surrender-monkeys, is completely ignorant about world history.

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>>139581940
Not the world's worst colonial masters

>>139596134
The idea that the French should be replaced with and democratically dominated by foreigners, human or darkskinned, as long as they are "good enough" is abominable. They deserve autonomy, their own state that they themselves control. Freedom.

>>139596027
I can and do. Their complete incompetence did not allow time for the French and BEF to react to German breakthroughs. French defenses held throughout the battle.

>>139595995
C'est qu'une question de mois ou d'années avant que ce genre de choses soit automatique.
Il n'y a que certains blancs qui pensent que la France est un pays blanc.
Si tu écoutes la pensée général, les "de souche" n'existe pas. Alors que pourtant on sait très bien qu'il y a une quelconque différence entre moi et celui qui est tombé du bateau et qui a reçu ses papiers aujourd'hui, mais chut, faut pas le dire.

Thanks for Alcest

>>139595995
ça va pas tardé el famoso liberté d'expression lel

>>139596264
But in the end, it was Gamelin who sent all the french reserves in Belgium, where they were trapped after Sedan. So really, it's not fair to blame Belgium. The allies failed collectively

>>139594458
He considered himself Corsican. When revolution started he first traveled to Corsica and tried to organize independence movement there with his family.
He wanted work with Pascal Paoli, corsican hero who led Corsican independence against Genoa in the 1750s. Paoli was Bonapartes child hero, but Paoli disregarded Bonaparte as nobody, and didnt care about him. In the end, the Bonapartes had to escape in night from Corsica, because assassins were after them. Only then he became disillusioned with the Corsican independence and joined revolutionary army. Paoli, in the end, revolted against revolutionary government and gave Corsica to the british

>>139595995
Un tel changement démographique, c'est un problème auquel aucun pays Européens n'a fait face depuis des millénaires. Nous ne sommes tout simplement pas prêts pour ça. Un jour va se réveillé et il sera trop tard.

>>139596346
Ooh good taste anon

>>139596754
*un jour on va se réveiller

>>139594458
You're an alsatian, that is, a bitch raped by french and germans time and again and you just LARP as a french now because they're those in charge.

You're third rank germans.

>>139595487
>Anyone who is born in France deserves to be French
>With this mentality you will become a muslim nation in 50 years kek
>Jus Sanguinis >>>>>>>>> Jus Soli

French are clueless about that since their country is failed version of the roman empire. Their national identity is a made up potatoe salada.

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>>139589467

So its illegal to talk about ww2 here?

>>139583972
>They know their place
Top kek, I have not laughed that much in a long time

>>139597285
Maybe true. But coming for a Japanese it's hard to hear. Only 11% of your youth is ready to fight for their country. 40% of young japanese are virgins. You guys are just lucky to be at the antipodes of Africa.

>>139590367
>Hard mode
That's not how you write suicide.

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>>139589878
Most of Jewish people in Europe are Nafris from former North-African colonies who don't want to leave and have a new life in Israel

>>139589935
Bankers paid agitators to riot in order to pave the way for more liberal reform and eternal slavery out of the attention of the public.
1968 happened, then 1970 worldwide (reform of the immigration rule in every western countries at the same time in the same way) then 1971, french reform of the state funding, where we create debt to enslave the native.
oy fucking vey.

>>139582190

As a Brit France has historically been the enemy of France, but considering how fucking annoying Germans have shown themselves on /pol/ over the past three years (in total contrast to the French) I now revoke that former point of view.

You Germans are quite literally the most annoying, tedious, pedantic fuckwits on the whole of /pol/.

>>139594638
Retourne sur le 18-25, pédale.

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>>139592321

>>139581940
I think that french are great cucks.

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>>139593989
Vive le Duc! Thor Aïe! May Normandy see a saviour rise from its ranks.

hi french

your country was once i nice place and i used to want to fuck a red haired french girl art hoe (just for the meme)

you also used to have nice cities that people would like to visit

>>139598860
Yeah, and England used to be a nice place, and now your kids are required to serve in muslim pedophile rings with the help of authorities, and your government give little white kids to muslims who mistreat them.
Oh man, if only I was a superior anglo ;_;

>>139584461
>>139584350
>white

>>139599195
lel tru

>>139589073
It would have been better if they were kkk.

>>139581940
I love brittany

>>139599442
At least you can still be saved. Here we're like 30% shitskins already and it's over, in 50 years France will be an african country.

I knew a girl from France with beautiful eyes and a fat booty. Eyes like jolly ranchers. She was a beautiful girl, man.

>>139581940
Macron is not a complete failure

>>139581940
Their south neighbours are the best.

>>139583451
If only

>>139584766
are you too stupid to read on the artist ?
The dude has REPILLING SHIT AS FUCK but people are too stupid to even realise his message

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Elle a été méchante avec moi !

Soyez mon armée perso et dites lui qu elle est méchante , elle est sur twitter actuellement.

Je retourne pleurer dans mon lit ....

>>139598164
As an American, I hate the British more.

>>139599708
who cares, nothing will change, england wont be 'saved'

just be thankful you were born at a time where most of us still have some significant freedoms and enjoy your brief time on this plane of existence

the world was never going to last forever after all, why should it matter how close we are to the end? particularly if we wont even suffer it

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>>139581940

>it is wrong to be French
>more people we should've killed

>>139589073
French media takes all their knowledge of foreign politics from twitter, that's what it means. France 24 post "this was fake news" blogs all week but when Trump is concerned, suddenly black people twitter and "drumpfs" is cited unironically.

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>>139584766
>>139584350
>>139584404

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>>139582820
dude in all actuality, that was the russians

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you still think this is artist who defends equality ?

>>139601539
>>139593989

Seems like the only ones present are based Normans

>>139581940
I want to die.

>>139591940
>it's now pretentious and elitist.
wrong?

>>139596233
what's wrong with the german and french one?

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>>139601564
This is the "artist" face
He deserves so much more, breaking every bone in his body wouldn't be enough

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>>139581940
>Frog thought experiments

Vive la France, the best country in the world.