>2035
>wake up to the call to prayer
>walk to my privilege checker
>4 Hitlers, today. Not bad.
>insert my butt plug
>Privilege now at 3.2 Hitlers
>take out my cat o' nine tails
>sself-flagellate while apologizing for being white
>eat Soylent for breakfast
>take my estrogen pills
>walk outside to go to work
>get arrested for not kissing the feet of my wife's boyfriend tyrone
>>139577185
cunt
>>139577185
>Not evaporating tap water and snorting the xenoestrogens to get down to 2.6 Hitlers