/HFG/ - Hurricane Harvey Houston Flood General: GATORAIDS INCOMING

>>139535337
first for Kingwood

beaumont bro here, its flooding bad in the avenues

>>139535337
First for Trump hasn't disavowed the hurricane

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TRUMP
W
E
E
T

>>139535546
Pics dear Beaumontbro!

Roll for Harvey destroying all of Houston

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>>139535547

First for shit in the water

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GOES16 LAST 40 MINS LOOP

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>>139535547
kek

>been trying for hours
> Nothing

NUECES ANONS WHERE ARE YOU

>>139535423
I'd bet good money the captain of the USS Autism is safe, he seemed to have a good escape plan and a level head on his shoulders.

>>139531528
I have my ideas, but I'm not really sure. They've always been around in the distance, but over the last 2 or 3 months I've had more of them coming near my house to sit in the path or hang around the garden. One if them likes to sit on my fence to sing, he's been singing for 2 nights in a row so far.

I'm in Florida though.

>>139534007
No problem. The comments and additional stories are interesting to read as well.

>>139535626
Roll for 2nd hurricane

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DON'T LISTEN TO FAGGOTS WHO SAY THE RAIN HAS STOPPED AND ALL CLEAR

rains are forecast to continue for 48 hours by ***ALL*** standard models

ignore cia nigger tv weather people and nigger mayors

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>>139535547
Is this REALLy the message we want to send to our children?

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Roll for addicks breaking

18th for 200-300 dead

16th for climate change isnt real

>>139535697
Roll for fourth Houston hit of Harvey

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>>139535594
<3 you Trumpy

>>139535594
>big league

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>ready

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>>139535337
i made a meme

>>139535697

There will be 14 hurricanes.

>>139535337

>2109 8/29/2017 5:43 PM 108.85'

It's over lads, happening cancelled

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REMINDER THE DAM IS UNDERMINING IN THE NE CORNER

DO NOT LISTEN TO NIGGERS WHO SAY IT IS REINFORCED, IT'S JUST RUBBLE AND DIRT

Roll for death of Trannies on the stream

I'm on a stream that has a scanner for Texas Search and Rescue. A few mins ago they said that there's a 10 mile evacuation radius from the chemical plant in Crosby. The plant may explode. There was also a mention of a 3 mile blast radius.

Stream https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Twn0jXzCx6g

>>139535777
Stop!

>>139535775
Darth Wader

Med center status?

>>139535777
Explain. What should that be?

Florida professor who tweeted Texans deserved Harvey for supporting Trump is fired

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/08/29/florida-professor-who-tweeted-texans-deserved-harvey-for-supporting-trump-is-relieved-teaching-duties.html

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>>139535337
>gators with aids
hoooooly shit

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>>139535663
TURN

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>>139535799
Praise Him.

>>139535777
milhouse is not a meme

>>139535816
BLOW IT UP
BURST THE DAM
BIBLICAL FLOODS

>>139535777
Those digits, Kek is pleased and will make it a reality.

>>139535816
nothing will happen faggot. i live on the opposite side of that tanner rd and it stopped raining already

>>139535919
nevar 5get

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WHEN THE DAM GOES THE FIRE COMES

the water will shoot right up the bayous and flood the gas storage tanks there (hundreds of huge ones) and then it all explodes

so you can have your fire and floods all at once

>>139535913
People new to Houston will call in tomorrow.

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>>139535775
>nigger batman

>>139535928
Kek

>>139535626
Rolling

>>139535928
noice

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>>139535547
WHY WON'T HE CONDEMN THE DESTRUCTION

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Apparently she wants his information to "say thanks"

>>139535816
Show us pictures of it undermining, or shut the fuck up.

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>>139535816
>Carlos planted the bomb
>We were his cover
>fugggggg

>>139535777
checked, beautiful

>>139535913
Destroyed.

>>139535816
reminder that even if the overflow is eroding the 108ft corner that probably won't cause total dam failure

>>139536000
Those digits

It be praised.

>>139536025
post the wider shot of her fat beta asian husband

>>139535777
H2O can t melt steel beams

>>139535913
Should I go to work tomorrow?

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>>139535888
Secret news: the Nuclear Power plant is suffering a meltdown and risks releasing radioactive contaminants into the flood waters as we speak.

>>139535862
They will perish

Harvey is just the beginning boys, I hope you're ready for 7 years of happenings.

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holy shit guys

>>139535337
pools closed due to aids

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>>139536000

>>139536071
it will chew up the dam and cause the failure

>>139536107
this is a larp

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Slow down guys, at this pace we'll have /HFG/ no. 495 by tomorrow

Try to post multiple things in one post

By the way, still going on

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>>139535799
Hope so & checked.

>>139535986
>what is a watershed

>>139536117
Is that real?

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>FIRST RESPONDERS BACK IN A.M.
holyfuck let the night begin!

>>139536107
calm down Michael Moore

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>>139535945

PRAISE BE! WE SHALL FOLLOW THE STORM TO WAR!

>>139536105
salt water can corrode steel beams

>>139536015

rolling like a god damn hurricane

>>139536117
Just stop.

>>139536000
I think I'm starting to like this happening

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>>139536000
the fire rises

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Any updates on this place? South Texas Nuclear Generating Station https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Texas_Nuclear_Generating_Station

>>139536107
lettuce pray

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>>139536117
Holy shit, even the sharks are bigger in Texas!

>>139536179
No. That's not even Houston, but Atlanta. And it's shopped, obviously.

>>139536117
Fuck you IDIOT!

Sun is coming out in some parts of Texas/Houston.

Sun = evaporating water. No dam failure maybe.

I wonder how bad the mosquitos will be though xd

>>139536033
anon posted them last night

>>139536254
shussh anon

They dont want to cause a panic, they want to surpise people when it blows

REAL HAPPENING: Krogers is closing down per the scanner

>>139536172
>what is a watershed
Prepper water storage, of course.

>>139536117
no way that is real!!!

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>>139536200
Riding alongside radioactive Gatoraids

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>>139536200
In Kek we trust.

>>139536342
I know.

>>139536350
this, better they die of radiation poisoning than panic

>>139536254
I live 15 minutes from there, probably less by boat. I will go and check it out. Hopefully the water is over the razor-wire fence

>>139536117
mods plz autoban anyone who posts this retarded shit

fire and brimstone over houston, harvey will be back, and shit will flood and burn

>>139536115
You know it.

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>>139536165
>let's not forget about the japs

>>139535547
FUKKEN DRUMPF

>>139536117
quit posting dat fake shit

>>139536025
Me thank you long time

HOUSTON CLOSED DUE TO AIDS AND ALLIGATORS (WHO ALSO HAVE AIDS)

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>>139536000
Sounds good. Let the happening commence.

>>139536025
>hunting baseball cap
>stubble
>neck cozy
>camo cargo pants
This is what white heroes look like.

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Almost midnight in bongistan and getting tired
What's the chance of waking up to more happenings when I wake up in 8 hours

Anything else from Rockport anon? He said he made it to CC right?

Wtf are the anons

>>139536349
Then repost.

BTW, I was on all last night, so I know that's a lie.

digits and nuclear reactor explodes , radiations move to mexico , killing thousand of spics

>>139536431
He said that both sides are to blame.

>>139535928
>sociology professor

Of course

>>139536462
his hat says houston swat

>>139536431

> Korea send a missile over Japan
> Suddenly a Hurricane begins to form nearby Japan

They made a Hurricane attracting missile didnt they?

>>139536254
So radioactive aids gator?

>>139536465
Is pupper dead?
wake up pupper

>>139536364
>radioactive
oh dear god what else is here

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>>139536023
don't be such an idiot and think before you speak desu

>>139536117
planelets

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this dude did alright so far

>>139536350
You've been fear mongering over worst case scenarios for days, would you fuck off?

>>139536417
It gets posted once per thread, lighten the fuck up. Keeping a sense of humour at the darkest times helps humans survive.

>>139536585
floating fire ant balls, sharks, and looting nogs

>>139536508
he was taking pics of the top of the dam and you could see small activated slides on the downslope with mud

it's failing now and you're a shill and a nigger

>>139536348
Confirmed south of I 10

>>139536493
he posted a few hours ago. survived in his bathtub with his dog and a mattress over him. coasties picked him up and he was in CC at the time of the update

>>139536465
>xbox

based bong

>>139536431
Kim Jong Un hacked HAARP with JEB's help!

>>139536644
Out of everything i have lusted over, a majority of it has happened.

>>139536646
But the dark times ARE the humor. At least to us.

>>139536564
So he hunts drug dealing niggers instead of elk, my bad.

>>139536566

No Trump couldn't get an infrastructure Bill so he released Haarp on Houston. Ted Cruz is in on it.

how fucked is the mayor

>>139536644
you've been posting that it's literally nothing as the largest natural disaster in history hits, why don't you leave?

you stick out like a sore thumb, you're not even fooling lurkers you faggot

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Hurricane Harvey now makes sense:

"As far as that Planned Parenthood facility being the largest in the nation, that has been noted by the Houston Chronicle itself, in the headline of its May 21, 2010 story: Planned Parenthood debuts new building. It’s $26 million center is the largest of its kind in the U.S"....The story notes that Planned Parenthood Prevention Park, a seven-story, 78,000-square-foot structure off the Gulf Freeway, “is the largest Planned Parenthood administrative and medical facility in the nation.”

http://blog.chron.com/houstonpolitics/2012/02/myth-or-reality-houston-home-to-worlds-largest-abortion-facility/

Hillary drowned yet?

>>139536493
He's safe

many people are just not posting because they have much bigger fish to fry right now like having lost their homes and possessions

>>139536559
it's always those fuckers that get hysterical, fucking lefties

>>139536762
he dindu nuffin
da hurricane be rayciss

>>139535337
LEVEE IN BRAZORIA COUNTRY JUST GOT BREACHED

>>139536585

Alligators, toxic fumes, and Mexican Death Cults.

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>be californian liberal
>all fresh water comes from racist, cis white working class hicks
>animals starving in the north because my wife's son needs it more
>watch harvey
>join #harveylootcrew
>get shot
>demand gibs
>wife's son need that free college

Rinse repeat

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>>139536348
>Houston 2017
>Mosquito swarm fireflood radioactive aidgators

Can it get any worse?

>>139536348
>reminder that you're wrong

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>>139535777
KEK
AND THE TRIPS

MEME MAGIC IS REEAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>>139536804

Hillary and her organ harvesting team arrived last night.

>>139536714
Bullshit, you retards were talking about hundreds of deaths from the dams and levees and a total media blackout, in fact that was the main concentration of this thread for days. You are a happening mongering newfag.

>>139536762
he is black so he is immune from criticism

>>139536679
I say again, repost the pics or you're a liar.

>american education

HIV doesn't survive for more than 5 seconds outside of the body

t.medfag

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>>139536756
Ted Cruz is the hurricane. Hasn't he been oddly absent these last few days?

>>139535777
>777
Confirmed for 9/11 in a week

>>139536624
>the flag will never let you down
Wonderful.

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>>139536689
Forgot pic

>the sun is starting to come out YAAAAY!
>meteorologists in charge of not knowing about convection

>>139536608
I'm being silly anon
If Trump ever comes to Kingwood I want to shake his hand

>>139536693
Amazing story desu. Hopefully he posts a pic of his dog at least once.

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>>139536850
fuck

TIME TO PANIC

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Found this trawling the depths of the internet looking for more info.

https://www.texastribune.org/hell-and-high-water/

SOMEone gets to hand out some pretty brutal 'I told you so's in the days and weeks to come.

>>139536798
>that Planned Parenthood Prevention Park,
Well that's absolutely disgusting. Glad it's gonna be sunk soon.

>>139536947
>HIV
>"survive"
>t.medfag
Stop larping.

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>>139536891
Wrong pic

>>139535816
Wait. Aren't there a bunch of crazed Muslims and terrorist cells all over the country? Why aren't they blowing up the dams?

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Houston's POOL'S CLOSED

>>139536944
i say again, just look in the thread from last night and you're a shill

>>139536957
>implying that isn't the eye

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>yfw mosquitoes will breed in swarms large enough to pick us up

>>139536762
His city is a lake and there are at least 350 rioded up gators in AIDS infested water, and he told everyone not to evacuate.

The only good news for him is there won't be enough people left alive to vote him out of office

>>139537080
who says they aren't?

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Only /pol/ can look at clear blue skies and tell you it's raining

Hi guys I live in Houston and currently floating in AIDS water in my bathtub. AMA

>>139536782
You're as delusional as the rest, pirate flag faggot stands out like a sorry thumb you little cocksucker.

>>139536848
Aye
he dindu nuffin
then claimed at apresser
he dinno nuffin

Need some rope and a cinderblock to make gator bait

>>139536850
First the BangBus, now Brazzers...what's next?

>>139536465

Doggo looks comfy af tbqhwy guvna

>>139537075
Are you from alabama by any chance?

>>139536914
How about you explain how I am wrong. That'd be pretty productive

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MUSLIMS DID THIS!

>>139537138
>doesn't know about sun showers

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Post your Harvey happening comand center...

Here's mine

>>139537143
What does it taste like?

>>139536902
You forgot the fire ants

>>139536967
<3

>>139537048
Read that last night. Houston mayor is specifically mentioned and refused interview. One of his underlings put the blame on the feds

>>139537100
Checked, Harvey is turning out to be the beginning of THE happening

>>139537145
why are you even here faggot?

Heard Addicks was crested this morning. Is Carlos dead?

>>139537078
That's not the 2016 election in that pic faggot

>>139537177
you're wrong

>>139536465
Cute pup!

What's its name?

DAM CRACKING

>>139537269
Peak isn't till Thursday

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>>139535697
The next hurricane will be named IVAN and the media with claim that Trump is secretly communicating with it.

>>139536850
Sauce anon!!!

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Hurricane Harvey will loop back around and keep hitting Houston for the next 9 years.

>>139537203
>that owl
Something you want to tell us, Chaim?

>>139536926

Mentioned it would likely be hundreds of deaths as they have been unable to check a majority of houses

Never mentioned a total media blackout

If you want to whine and bitch about dark humor on 4chan, feel free, but you wont change a damn thing i or anyone else does - no safe space for you here.

>>139537253
zika will make sure the next generation of black lives matter is advocating from their beds

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>>139536957
Not for long faggots

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>>139536107
>radioactive gatoraids
C'mon. You're the ones that always over hype and ultimately ruin a happening. I'll never forget the boy scout jamboree

>>139537365
Why would Rush lie to me?

>>139536926
most of yesterday was spent talking about the dam overflowing which did happen now the worry is a collapse

>>139537328
confirm??

>>139537085
>the thread from last night
We're going through several threads an hour. Saying "the thread from last night" doesn't narrow it down at all.

Also, the water didn't even reach 108' until this morning. It wasn't over the dam yet last night. Stop wasting my time.

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I just got back from a bike ride in my area,
Fry from Green Wind Chase to the bayou is flooded.
The neighborhoods bordering the bayou are fucked.

I will try to get picks of Barker tomorrow

t.GreenTrails

>>139537398
Groundhog Hurricane

>>139536465
Cocker Spaniel pupper, right? Alive, too, right?

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>>139535522
Bitty gud

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Negroes last night
Negro poo tonight
Sheeiiit!

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>>139535777

>>139537391
I don't have a source but the emergency alert system just came in my TV and said that it got breached and that people need to evacuate immediately because of a flash flood warning

>>139537410
they know the media lurks so they have to SHUT IT DOWN

but they are ineffective because they're affirmative action hires with low iq

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HOLY SHIIETT

>>139537100
between the lovebugs and skeeters carrying aids it's going to be dangerous to breathe outside

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REAL HAPPENING LIVE!

GUY HAS A HOTEL HELD AT GUNPOINT

POLICE OUTSIDE WITH GUNS

JOIN US

/pol/ OFFICIAL STREAM

>SHOOTING
>LOOTING
>DROWNING
>DYING
>LIVE VIDEOS FROM HOUSTON RESIDENTS


gaming.youtube.com/watch?v=uhNwKF0r9gc

>>139537435
confirmed

>>139537447
better start digging in the catalog then

>>139537450
noeat

>>139537450
thx for update. any pics?

Police standoff on the stream, apparently with a hostage

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>>139537422
Anybody have the original?

>>139537564
whats that

Sun is out happening cancelled

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>>139537450
Just got back from a walk in my area.
I just got some beers, a pack of tortilla chips and some hot salsa for the chips from the packy. Hopefully the happening happens and you status-posters aren't able to keep me posted. You fags are annoying

>>139535337
>Gator County has more then 350 alligators, and it's flooded with AIDS
Does this mean the flood water will turn into Gatorade?

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>>139537080

Too busy fighting the Texan Militias.

I can only imagine what sort of shit we would see if the ARKSTORM 9000 hit California.

>>139537792
Nerve gas

>>139537427
He probably didn't lie. I repeated that figure from a late afternoon presser with the Army Corps of Engineers. That's reservoir peak though, down stream will have emptied quite a bit.

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>>139537787

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>>139537082

>>139537564
>>139536117

WOw IS DIS ReAL ?!? XDxd

Drunk redneck lady on the RSBN stream is my favorite stream thus far

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>>139537814
>buying junk food
should have gotten vienna sausages, the tins float

>>139537612
>better start digging in the catalog then
That's your job if you're going to make unsubstantiated claims, not mine. I'm not going to go dig up your sources for you. Now, pics or GTFO.

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>>139535594

Tweet is shopped, fuck off back the the_Donald

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>>139535337
Picture of my neighborhood, completely flooded in the streets. Houses are relatively untouched.

Went kayaking yesterday and earlier with the neighbors to help out people in other neighborhoods who needed to be evacuated. We did bring our rifles and beer coolers. It was a good bonding experience.

>>139537672
No, the water was really deep in places, but I will try for that tomorrow when I venture into the more official reservoir.

Pool is closed du- City is closed due to AIDS

>>139537787
that is the original. don't fall for the fakes

>>139535337

>Bottle it up
>Give to niggers in Flint, MI
>
>Profit???

>>139537958
It's not my fault you're a shill, the dam is already being chewed to pieces in the spot where anon was.

>>139537980
quit bitching, its not even that bad

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>>139537951
Look at the cap, nigger

>REAL HAPPENING ALERT ON FB LIVE

>WATCH IT ON STREAM

>MAN SURROUNDED BY ARMED POLICE ON GALVESTON ISLAND

https://gaming.youtube.com/watch?v=uhNwKF0r9gc

>>139538022
PJW's a total fag

>>139535337
we tried to warn them
why didn't they listen until it was too late?

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>>139538034

>>139537551
well shoot! Stay safe!

>>139538133
look at my ass

>>139537972
i think people knew that by the shopped 6 million likes

>>139537980
tfw you'll never kayak down the street and drink beers with bros.

>>139538060
What part of pics or GTFO do you not get?

Don't bother replying again until you have proof. I'm done with you.

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>aids-carrying alligators mahjong themselves at home in leftist blue Houston.
How incredibly appropriate.

>>139537972
was it the spirit of kek that tipped you off? You fucking twat

>>139538237
while on legal nigger hunting parties

>>139538120
Nobody's bitching, faggot. We're having fun with it.

Go back to shitposting in statue removal threads.

>>139538168
that's the one

>>139538272
If you think I'm letting you have the last word, shill, you're wrong, now dig in the catalog for your proofs.

Lack of proof isn't proof of lack, BTW, now you have to go back to ®eddit

>>139538148
yeah, whatever
he got a point there nonetheless

>>139538168
That's pretty good.

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>>139538216

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Can we just stop and appreciate that Melania is the finest First lady ever?

>>139538120
He didn't complain at all in that post...

>>139538318
oh theres going to be more than statues removed in your area

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>>139538463

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>>139536891
kek

>>139538463
great outfit btw

those ray bans are military issue

>>139538463
i've seen liberals seething over her fucking heels today. later on she wore shoes so what the fuck was the problem?

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lmao anyone else watching KTRK 13?

>>139538463
>MAKE YOUR OWN THREAD YA FUCKIN' NITWIT!!!!

>>139537564
legitimate and heterosexual

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>>139535742
Total devastation

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this is a news article from 1900 when a hurricane hit galveston

>>139538463
Flood appropriate shoes

>>139538463
Didn't even need to say it. I concur.

>>139536949

Considering the shit he pulled with the relief package Superstorm Sandy, he's wise to keep his head down.

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>>139538549
they hate her because she's not a tranny gorilla like moochelle

>>139538135
what the fuck are they saying??
someone translate!!!

>>139538600
>NEED UNITS TO PICK UP CORPSES

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>>139538010

too bad..oh well - stay dry anon

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>>139538549
They literally couldn't find anything else to be upset about.
>>139538583
I may just do that
>>139538579
I am now what'd I miss

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>>139538463
true

turn on foxnews, crazy bitch evading rescue.

>>139537564
This happened

>>139538685
>I am now what'd I miss
Hey she's in Kingwood now neat

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>>139538672
this guy's coming

>>139538650
>1900
>negoes are retarded and die
>2017
>negroes are retarded and die
It's like pottery.

>>139538650
god that fucking thing is ugly

>>139538738
so much dead about to happen

>>139535888
>10 mile evacuation radius from the chemical plant in Crosby.
>The plant may explode.
>3 mile blast radius.

>888
WEW

>>139535816
How did Carlos get rescued? This morning the water hit the top and he was refusing to even call anyone for help, and there were a bunch of groups of hundreds of people that were the first priority.

>>139536902
Ebola Aids

>>139538601
not much has changed

>>139538542

No way any of this is real

>>139538705
>that high belt
mommy?

>>139538685
someone swap their feet over please. at work and no potatochop on this comp

>>139537564
Only shark that can live in fresh water is the bull shark. Been seen hundreds of miles up the Lawrence River and Rio Grande. You're gonna need a bigger truck.

>>139538776
carlos got killed by looters anon

F

>>139538601
That has to be fake, but not that gay

>>139537422
I tried to warn them, but they didn't listen.

press confrence now.. get on it

>>139538601
Some things never change. Only difference is how we dealt with niggers in those days.

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>>139538685
They were filming a rescue live for about 15 minutes trying to save a woman stuck on the freeway. The nig on the boat rescued her but she jumped right back into the water and the anchor lost his shit. Women I swear.

>>139538601

lol, 100 arrested, 90 summarily shot.

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>>139538542
this is why racism exists

>>139538793
All real. All verified by anons yesterday.

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ITS COMING TO MY STATE

PLEASE SEND MONEY

>>139538168
kek

>>139538859
it's real...

>>139538834
>someone swap their feet over please
I want to see this now lol
>>139538897
I believe it

>>139538601
It's real.
>History repeats

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>>139538879
what channel moishe? link plz

>>139538897
link please?

>>139538601
Isn't court Marshall a millitary trial or does it mean something different in America?

>>139539000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWwqIO_4VNw

>>139538897

She probably left her makeup in the car.

>>139539000
trips demands sauce

>>139538897
any clips?