/HFG/ - Hurricane Harvey Houston Flood General – COMFY ‘CANES

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Nice meme guys! XD

>>139524558
muh hurricanes

Thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkzY_VwNIek

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>>139524558
>Mandatory evacuations
>muh freedumz

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Uh oh...

>>139524626
Woah is this real?

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https://youtu.be/SM7nLNAzd_Q

Thread theme

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You did this /pol/

I wish the fucking airport would flood so this meme would die

>>139524558
Hows the looting been? Any niggers been shot?

>>139525669
Considering its texas, and considering the old addage
'nigs ganna nig'
there's probably multiple gunshot victims at the bottom of a watery grave all over the city

>>139525792
Good to hear. Also /r/ing that interview of the guy that claimed he shot like 40 nigs during katrina

Does anyone have any info on Lake Houston? I was told by a second hand account that the pumps are going to cause the area surrounding the San Jac river to flood the areas even more (I leave near the Sheldon area). Was wondering if it was bullshit since they're pumps have been going since Monday and my water is already receding.

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>>139524558
Why isn't anyone talking about the fact that another hurricane might form in exactly one week?

How do I login? It's putting my name as anonymous

>>139524558
>cuntraging
what did he mean by this?

>>139526442
XD

>>139526442
Put your credit card number in the name field

>>139526442
You need to do what >>139526570
said

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>>139526346
I HEAR HURRICANES A BLOWIN'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BmEGm-mraE

>>139526346
Dunno. That's be great. Finish off Houston for good.

Any word from the airport?

>>139524558
http://abc13.com/workers-evacuated-from-crosby-plant-at-risk-of-fire/2355735/

Chemical plant might explode

>>139526871
>category 4chan

>>139526346
People have enough to talk about with whats happening in the moment of every hour. If another one hits that dam is deffenitly out. many many people will drown.

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>>139527011
No, they're underwater

>>139527103
God I hope so. All the smart whites probably got the fuck out while they still could. It's gonna take a week at least to mobilize any kind of rescue effort, and if another storm hits at that time, well...

Say bye-bye to yet another libtard cesspool.

>>139527333
Hey! just noticed you replied to this bait
>>139527011
So you would post that image.
Now that you've reached the comedic height of the Eon (congrats btw its one 2017)
Go ahead and an hero
Your work is done here.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVjdMLAMbM0

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>>139527392
>>139527103
>>139526940
>>139526871
Make it so

>>139524558
Where is creek anon? Did he drown?

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>>139524558
Literally the worst case scenario.

This is once-every-million-years rarity flooding if it keeps up until September 5th. The casualties would be the greatest in U.S. history.

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This is how to wear a polo.

>>139528480
>get some drunk date on twitter
>wake up
>see this

>>139528770
The Galveston hurricane a century ago killed thousands. So far the death count is 15.

Can you boil out AIDS?

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>>139527333
Whoah....is that real???

>>139524626
>HOLY SHIT WOW ALIENS

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>>139524626
that's not even the real one idiot

>>139524558
>cuntraging?

>>139528929
It's not over yet. They don't know how many are dead.

>>139527759
O shit its going to revenge the Baton Rouge shooting

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIs4whWwTbA
Reminder to Houstonians to replenish your lungs at every air-bubble you pass.

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>mfw getting actual clear sky sunshine in Montgomery county

I made it bros. May ya'll be guided to the sun as well.

>>139528964
I'm glad they were able to save their TVs to feed their family. This triumphant story should make front page.

>>139526346
Could Harvey stay till the 5th?

Who's gonna split the sea for you anon?

>>139527392
we can hope

>>139528929
>So far
dumb meme flag

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>>139528480
>AvergeFloridabasement.jpg

>>139529077
Probably thousands of Section 8ers but they won't admit they're dead unless the families pester the Mayor. He will collect their EBT and Section 8 and make them vote a straight Democrat ticket.

All DNC-run cities work like this

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OH SHIT

>>139528929
They found an officer drowned in his car. Imagine how many cars are currently submerged full of corposes, or people pulled under after trying to flee their sinking cars along with homes full of people who sheltered in their attic or drowned in their first level homes stuck under wreckage. It might take weeks for the waters to recede until these bodies are discovered.

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Do guns float?

>>139529210
no

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Hi I'm new to houston

I work in the medical center. currently in midtown. called in today. what are the chances that I don't have to come into work tomorrow?

>>139528809
Damn right it is, only fatsos, Mexicans and blacks think otherwise.

>>139529254
Please be real.

>>139529254
water doesn't melt steel beams, anon

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/pol/ OFFICIAL STREAM

>SHOOTING
>LOOTING
>DROWNING
>DYING
>LIVE VIDEOS FROM HOUSTON RESIDENTS

JOIN US!!!

gaming.youtube.com/watch?v=uhNwKF0r9gc

>>139529254
yeah they don't build deep foundations in texas because LOL the ground stays dry!

>>139529254
This is what I've been waiting for, downtown to flood so skyscrapers would start to fall. If one goes, more will follow and then you may as well abandon the city.

http://halturnerradioshow.com/index.php/news/u-s-national-news/1138-1000-foot-tall-jp-morgan-tower-in-houston-being-evacuated-foundation-issues

NO BIG DEAL GUYZ WE GOTS DIS JUST MOVE SOME FURNITURE
>wettest storm in US history
Shhiiiiiieeet

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>>139524558

Reminder: save stay pets

Here in NH we get our fair share of abandoned pets and they get adopted quick

Within days we'll adopt thousands of animals that'll be treated good and loved

http://www.nhmagazine.com/February-2012/NH-Love-Stories-Chicken-Farmer-Rock/

>>139528929
So was Katrina around this time. We won't know how many died for months, once workers enter buildings where people died and left their bodies.

And that's not including the bodies that we won't find due to having been eaten by wildlife.

>>139529254
>Jew building jews jewcity

>>139528809
A polo is just a t shirt with a collar on it. It was meant to be used for sports, not as professional attire

>>139529414
so gay

>>139529291
Can you help my friends brother if you don't go into work tomorrow, he's trapped on a roof.

>commenting on the low death count
>literally can't even check houses yet to start the body tally

still early y'all

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>>139529367
What if a bridge crashes into it?

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Melania looks great.

>>139529552
no, i don't want to work at all

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>>139529254

>>139529563
it's shills

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>>139525332
real thread theme here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=td-v6vG2Xhs

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Cypress anon here, still high and dry with plenty of food for me and doggo.
>tfw forced to phoneposting while my city is drowning

So is shit still going down in most of Houston?

It has stopped raining in Cypress and my neighborhood has mostly drain there are just some big puddles along the sides of the roads. I'd say about 60% of the houses in my subdivision flooded luckily my family didn't

>>139529254
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

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LOOTERS GETTING LAW AND ORDERED

>>139529210
only if it happens to get stronger and turns into texas again

>>139529317
EPIC ! ha ha like i hope so!!!!

>>139529552
My brother is trapped on his roof and wants me to go to work tomorrow, but the airplane I'm on is underwater at the med center and I don't know how long the air will last.

>>139526940
Fuck you nigger

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>>139529254
>PULL IT

>>139529563
Rockport has completed their door to door search and have not found any additional bodies except the one known death.

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>>139524558

>>139529711
You're all going to die

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>>139529254
WATER CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS!

>>139529667
It's SRV's Texas Flood.

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>>139529254
For maximum kek'ing it needs to fall this way;

>>139528929
People like you are so fucking stupid. We will not know the death count until AFTER its over. AFTER, not during

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>>139529440
We have the best foundations in the world tbqh.

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>Best friend's parents are a doctor and nurse and their respective hospitals have been notified today to prepare to send people down if possible in a week or two because they don't even have the infrastructure set up yet to accept them now.
>We're in NYC
This shit looks pretty grim. Pic is friend's relative's street this morning. Apparently only a few were airlifted but many more definitely did not make it out and are probably dead in their homes as the water levels rose significantly over night.

>>139529823
that's fine, rockport has a population of about 100

waiting for houston body count

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>>139529860
roll

>>139526346
sauce? NHC isn't saying shit

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REMINDER

THE ONLY REASON THE RESERVOIR LEVEL HAS LEVED OFF IS BECAUSE THE RESERVOIR IS FULL.

WATER THAT WAS FILLING THE RESERVOIR IS NOW FLOWING AROUND IT AND FLOODING NEIGHBORHOODS

108.85'
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>>139524558
This is outside my home. My neighborhood is flooded, but most houses are untouched by flood. My property is completely fine minus two damaged fence pickets (Literally less than $10 to repair at Home Depot).

Went kayaking with a large group of neighbors yesterday, brought our rifles and several beer coolers with us and helped out people who needed to evacuate in other neighborhoods.

MAGA.

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>>139524626
fucking aliens now?
Houston cant catch a break...

>>139529711
nope rains will continue for the next 2 days.

>>139529254
well you jits might get to experience your own 9/11 kinda.

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>>139529496
And sport coats were meant for hunting.

>>139524558
>>139526517
>>139529063

i accidentally left my word-filter on when i took that screenshot.

it actually said lurking

>>139529711
Nope. We got through the worst of it. Im between SH6 and BW8, North of Westheimer and everything is draining well. Rain is light too. We'l made it bro.

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>>139529486
>OH SHIT I'M DEAD
>THINK I'LL LEAVE ME OVER HERE
>NO WAIT, HERE

>>139527333
trips of truth. It'll be real.

>>139526346
Tropical storm or cyclone. Hurricane not.

>>139529814
Fuck You, I was going to post this

>>139529943
bullshit

>>139529833
I bet that guy feels like a real dumbass right now...
Or he's a liberal who will never admit to being so fucking wrong.

Place your bets everyone!

>>139529210
It's leaving tonight. It's pretty much past Houston now.

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Can you boil out AIDS?

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>>139530086
>rains will continue for the next 2 days

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>>139524626

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>>139524558
>CRYIN' WON'T HELP YOU PRAYIN' WON'T DO YOU NO GOOD
>WHEN THE LEVEE BREAKS MAMA YOU GOTTA MOVE

>>139529254
Nothing on Google about this

>>139530061
id love to be where you are right now
boring up in Utah atm senpai

>>139530192
Oh shit, you right.

>>139528480
Do those things bite?

>>139529833
he's a nigger, it's confirmed

>>139529860
Check em

Over $10000 in shoes stolen from one store on the 610 loop alone. GEE WHO DO YOU THINK WOULD PRIORITIZE LOOTING SHOES?

>>139530008
>Ohshitimfeelingit.wav

>>139530111
AGAIN

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/pol/ OFFICIAL STREAM

>SHOOTING
>LOOTING
>DROWNING
>DYING
>LIVE VIDEOS FROM HOUSTON RESIDENTS

JOIN US!!!

gaming.youtube.com/watch?v=uhNwKF0r9gc

>>139529283

Henry AR-7's do.

>>139530322
The man with fifteen feet?

>>139530207
You can boil people with AIDS

>>139526346
We don't want to get anyone's hopes up.

> Addicks and Barker dam overflowing
> Ammonia plant might explode
> 1000ft building may collapse
> Harvey doing second pass of Houston
> Second Hurricane occuring on the 5th

It's a good time to be alive.

What city will Houston Refugees move to?

>>139528809
Faggot.
Just put it on. If a woman tucks it in, so be it.

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>>139524558
Return to the old system where all low pressure systems and thus all tropical storms had FEMALE names. GOD DAMMIT!

what's the female version of Harvey - Havana?

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>>139530212
Gotta get your non-niggerfied weather from a white man's company anon.

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can confirm a frog has also been watching me through the window all week

strange times we live in, anons

>>139530402
Houston

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>>139529860

>>139529965
>dead in their homes
there will be thousands of those all bloated and purple in their attics

>>139530384
>Second Hurricane occuring on the 5th
does it have a name?

>>139530426
LaQuanisheah

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>>139530322
Definately those Japanese anericans

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>>139530322
not me

>>139529291
GET YOUR ASS TO WORK ROB! THE FUCKING MCDONALDS NEEDS YOU!

>>139524558
WTF BRO YOU FUCKED UP ALL THE YOUTUBE LINKS

>>139530488
why was he so comfy anons?

>>139530474
HARVEY 2: AQUATIC BOOGALOO

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>>139529854
no, that was yesterdays theme song. you have to listen toit for the entirety of that day of flooding. now this is new theme song. pls, anon. get you're head straight before you drown.

>>139530034
Explain this reservoir meme

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>>139530444

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>>139524626
I knew it! I knew it from the beginning. They told me I was nuts. Who's laughing now? Huh? Huh?

>>139529833
Well, that didn't age well

>>139530557
it's not a meme, the water is chewing into the dam now and the whole thing will blow soon

>>139530028
https://www.windy.com/?rain,2017-09-06-00,29.238,-92.758,7

>>139530434
He is judging you, ensuring you follow the way of kek. Be sure not to do wrong and you will be spared, though you need to pass trials to prove yourself.

The first will be water
The second will be fire
The third will be sacrifice

any golden triangle bros flooded in yet? what part

>>139529254
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

(i hope their insurance won't cover it)

>>139530199
obvious liberal is never wrong this is why tweet was deleted. NO RECORD, IT NEVER HAPPENED

>>139529486
>nogger hill alligator meat farm
>home to 350 alligators being fed with steroid growth hormones for maximum meat
>and now it's flooded

you won't find too many bodies

>>139530402

They're going to set up Section 8 in the whitest towns.

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central texas reporting in.

>>139530061
Go shoot some niggers tonight

>>139530434
he will keep you safe but only if you croak at him every once in a while

>>139530375
Top kek.

>>139530531
He certainly was

RIP IN PEACE

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did someone said loot?

>>139526346
No need to evacuate. It probably won't be anything.

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Euro and GFS are both showing this for next Wednesday. People are going to start returning to their home and they're going to return right back into a Flash Flood trap

>>139530646
we need to meme them into austin

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After the reservoir started spilling the water is rising slowly in those parts.

Hey guys i'm supposed to fly into Houston tomorrow. What's going on there? I don't have TV.

>>139530645
Sharks from the Gulf swim upriver all the time and can survive in freshwater.

Houston may have a few shark attacks before too long.

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COC HAS BEEN UNDERGOING A REPLACEMENT CYCLE

CENTER OF CIRCULATION MUCH FURTHER SOUTH NOW THAN PREVIOUSLY

REINSENSIFICATION UNDERWAY

PRESSURE DROPPING WAIT UNTIL NEXT NHS REPORT FOR CONFIRMATION

HARVEY HURRICANE BY TOMORROW

>>139529254
I wonder how much gold/silver bullion is stored there. If one had some scuba gear....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZkKqclmUsY

>>139530434
praise kek

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>>139530645
We Lake Placid now

>>139530612
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWEWVw7TGk4

>>139530503
>Not having KHOU's livestream on play 24-7

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My fucking 85 year old grand parents are about to have water in their house they 're house is on a steep incline and the fucking people going around in boats wont go save them. The road is under huge amounts of water so I can't even go there in my truck.

>>139530462
The stench will not be good.

>>139530796
good luck, see >>139527333

>>139530577
YUGE IF TRUE

>>139529254
please let it fall on a Jew

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>>139530630
>(i hope their insurance won't cover it)

EMO UPDATE:

BABY THAT WAS PRESUMED YESTERDAY ON 4CHAN IS STILL ALIVE:

https://twitter.com/RLBiz_Ins

the feels...

>>139529833
He started off feeling bad I think, then doubled down and thinks he saved lives. He's getting BTFO on twitter

>>139530670
Would you shoot every nigger or just the looting ones?

>>139529254
include this in next op!

>>139530799
Harvey doing his job.

Is this his second or third round?

Hopefully can do six rounds and then pass over to the next one on the 7th day.

>>139530848
yep like this

reminder that this will happen if the chemical plant blows

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Nyos

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>texans get a short break
>second hurricane en route
fuck yes, i love this timeline

>>139530612
It's gonna blow over and flood what part?

>>139530748
I guessing there are barely any roofkoreans in Houston?

>>139530799
1) Not an eye, no convection surrounding it
2) There's been a few reports of lightning and convection building, but lightning does not an eye make
3) The upper level of Harvey is separated from the LL (Where the eye is in your pic), like ripping the creme away from half an oreo cookie

tl;dr not an eye, more rain coming, but not a hurricane

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>>139530799
SHIT

>>139530866
shit nigga. no friends with a boat or anything? makeshift raft?

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>>139529833
>>139530199
>>139530640

>>139530503
>>139524558 (OP)
>WTF BRO YOU FUCKED UP ALL THE YOUTUBE LINKS


HEY OP

HEY OP

HEY OP

PASTE THIS LINK SECTION BACK INTO THE GENERAL TO FIX THE LINKS


Streams
>KHOU 11 Live Stream – Alternate Studio Up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWwqIO_4VNw
>Hurricane Harvey Coverage LIVE on CBSN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTXQVOtroI
>Houston Flooding - Fox 26 Local News Live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eo2T8ZljEBY
>Texas Hurricane and Flooding Coverage
https://gaming.youtube.com/watch?v=uhNwKF0r9gc
>Live Stream News
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Acap3IrCYYk
>Gloomtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZgn0WsOv4o

Periscope
>Carlos
https://www.periscope.tv/addicks
>Jeff
https://www.pscp.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/1eaJbmYnAMaGX


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HEY OP

HEY OP

HEY OP

>>139530939
Shoot first and ask later.

>>139530615
Beaumont if completely fucked. Vidor, bridge city, orangefield, lumberton, all flooded. I'm in little cypress, so far we not too bad.

>>139530889
>off by one
Fuck me in the penis hole with an electric pencil sharpener sharpened dreidel and speed bag my nuts until they look like two huge matzo balls

>>139529573
Agreed, looks 30

>>139530612
that's a meme though

>>139531015
It doesn't need to be a hurricane to fuck Houston up again...

>>139530667
feels like november here in centex

>>139530939
they're all looting if they're driving around outside their neighborhoods

>>139531052
OP is a fag

>>139530866
I guess it's all over then
That's a shame

>>139531034
He's doubling down now and saying that staying put probabaly saved lives. Like he's some kind of hero.

I fucking hate libtards

>>139530434
I think that might be a toad.

>>139530061
The dam will break, the levee will go, looters will chimp or there will be another hurricane and you happy go lucky fuckers won't be so happy and lucky.
Houston is doomed.

>>139530434
Just say "Hail Kek" and you'll be forever blessed/cursed.

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>>139530434
Just saved a froggo from dying in my apartment's gym, he was stuck in-between a wall and a power socket. Hope I've gained some good graces with Kek.

>>139529573
>Melania
that name for a white woman

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>>139531004
the wave of shit will wash into the bayous and flood the gas storage tanks there, then KABOOM

>>139530748
loof koleans best koleans

>>139529860
whats that building?

am I beng taken on a ruse cruise btw?

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never change burgers

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>>139530462
Yeah the death toll is going to explode once the waters recede and recovery ops can start going door to door or salvaging submerged vehicles. Pic is the same guys neighbor being airlifted this morning. Apparently they were not told to evacuate and the water rose way too fast overnight to make it out, this guy's home just happened to be on a higher elevation so the water didn't reach the roof like the other houses. I have some older relatives down there that I haven't been able to reach since yesterday, I texted them a bunch of coast guard numbers to call in case they got flooded so I'm just hoping they're okay.

>>139531029
Nobody I know has a boat that could get over there and I've been trying to get people over there on from the bullshit cajun navy that are here right now.
My fucking grandpa is a war hero and bunch of fucking cajuns wont go save them fucking coonass fuckers

Any other nueces survivors here?

Pls

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The hurricane also took Whataburger from us

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>>139531091
Incredible grasp of the language for a Jap...

>>139531117
no it's not, now shut the fuck up you shill nanny

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Uhhmmm... Should we warn the nips?

>>139530402

Houston democrat refugees will flood red cities and turn Texas blue.

>>139530874
full of small sea creatures eating the rot

>>139530434
Creepy. There's two that have taken up residence in my patio. I caught them singing on each side of my front door last night.

>>139530645
>>139530798
Scuba Diver Anon who lives in Houston here, have seen Bullsharks around Chocolate Bayou. They never go too far up from Chocolate Bay, but it exists and is entirely possible, though it is unlikely they would prey on Humans. Probably other fish or smaller house animals (Cats, Dogs, etc).

However, the Alligators will certainly be an issue. Most of these 'Gators don't like Humans and will swim away from them, but they're still wild fucking animals with over 300 Million years of evolution to be an apex predator, so I'd just rather not roll the dice with them.

Shit, before the flood we saw a (roughly) 4" Gator in a bayou by a popular children's park. (Think it was around July). Animal Control tried to get it but it disappeared.

>>139531062
Doesn't this make the whole"antifa is self defense" meme true

>>139530897
My insurance doesn't cover foundation issues caused by water.

>>139530848
This also demonstrates why it does not need to breach in order to flood - just needs enough weight and pressure behind it.

>>139531034
So you're telling me "fear-mongering idiocy" is "good"?

>>139531172
Welcome to /pol/

>>139531270
it wasnt that bad here in corpus

>>139531354
4" gators can really bite a toe pretty hard anon

>>139531258
Or a massive environmental disaster...

>>139531307
another?

>>139531357
go to bed alexander

>>139531363
Do you own a multimillion dollar skyscraper as well?

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>>139526346

>global warming is a myth

>>139531194
If the rain doesn't stop and we get the next hurricane hitting Houston, I think we might be looking at 100,000+ dead.

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Nevermind, we got a whole fuckfest going on around here

>>139531280
DAMN YOU HARVEY!!!

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>>139531328
Weird mine sits outside my front door and sings

He's been there at least a month

I'm in Texas, what could it mean?

>>139531433
he probably meant 4 foot, but baby 12" gators can take your toe off no problem

>>139529254
It will fall check e.m.

>>139531318
That's not how it works, new friend.

Total popular vote for the state (regardless of city) decides the electoral votes for that state

>>139530914
Well, that's good news. It sounded terrible.

>>139531507
Is this a global happening?

>>139531464
yes

>>139530914
damn

>>139531536
Roll

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>>139531489
yes, in fact the idiots had to change the name to 'climate change' because the hockey stick turned out to be fraud

>>139531483
Why yes I do. Why did you ask?

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>>139529860
MAKE IT SO

>>139530322
Did they leave all the work boots again?

>>139531267
Also with the morons that listened to the fucking mayor to shelter in their attics.

>>139530889
They probably left weeks ago.

>>139530939
all looting ones
most of the other ones

>>139530557
>>139530612
Its not gonna blow.
It is overspilling

Do this to understand:
Get an empty glass
Hold it under a faucet
Turn the water on to a trickle
Watch the water level rise to the top of the glass
As the water level starts to level out it will begin to spill over
With the faucet still trickling the water level in the glass will stay level as the excess water overflows

>center of the storm going to hit lake charles
IF YOU HAVE KIDS OR EX WIVES THERE YOU BETTER GET THEM OUT

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/pol/ OFFICIAL STREAM

>SHOOTING
>LOOTING
>DROWNING
>DYING
>LIVE VIDEOS FROM HOUSTON RESIDENTS

JOIN US!!!

gaming.youtube.com/watch?v=uhNwKF0r9gc

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>>139531354
>we saw a (roughly) 4" Gator

>>139531507
>Scandinavian hurricane
I hope it will kill many refugees

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>>139531265

>>139531489
>hurricane season has happened every year forever
>proof of global warminz!!!!

>>139531261
http://halturnerradioshow.com/index.php/news/u-s-national-news/1138-1000-foot-tall-jp-morgan-tower-in-houston-being-evacuated-foundation-issues

>>139529860
It will fall straight down, like building seven.

Remember - Water will mellow steel beams.

>>139531641
it's going to blow, the army corps named it 'extremely likely to fail catastrophically' and it's one of the top ten worst dams in the whole nation

it'll undermine and collapse

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>>139531597
anon... where did you get this?

>>139529285
Do you have the level 4 gif? It's the only one I'm missing.

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>>139531469
Mummy says bedtime is 11:30

>>139531701
All skyscrapers are pre-wired with explosives for just this type of scenario

>>139529254
the foundation will slowly erode and the tower finally collapses on 9/11

>>139531357
Don't loot, we won't shoot.

>>139531363

set your house on fire, accidental fire, nobody will check it now and you get paid anyway.

assuming you have fire insurance

>>139531507
WHATS WITH ALL THESE FUCKING HURRICANES FUG

>>139531211
>Houston is Doomed.

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>be in dallas
>saw trucks with black tupperware containers in them
>look like they're used to store bodies in
>heading to Houston i imagine

Anyone know what these are? How many are suspected to be dead?

>>139528480
sleep tight gator

>>139529486
>We won't know how many died for months
we might have to go off the voter rolls

>>139531258
holy fuck, I hope someone streams that shit

>>139531771
Please this

>>139531789
It's almost like it's hurricane season or somethign

>>139531507
>>139531545

We will meme the first global hurricane.

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In the dawn you shall see and hear,
the godly winds of judgement,
from this moment theres nothing to fear
the forces of hatred in employement

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>>139529254
damn you george bush!

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>>139531590

>>139531785
listen to this jew he's an expert

>>139531710
doubtful as the rains have/are slowing
It will probably just continue to overspill slowly

>>139531545
Prolly global warming, prolly hurricane season
>>139531655
>The hurricane has destroyed the refugee camps. In other news, our crime rate has lowered[...]

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>>139529833
>Tfw you drown in a flood to spite Trump

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RESERVOIR OF DOOM PLOT!!

STABLIZED EDITION...

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>>139531743

>>139529254
Oh God yes

>>139531280
ALL DOSE POIPLE

ALL DOSE HAMBOIGAS

>>139531797
Definitely FEMA containers. Could be for bodies or hauling debris, including bodies

Appears to be an Assault happening at Arkham chemicals

>>139531294
japs don't exist, everyone in the country is a white person like me or a nigger like you

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>>139529860
KEK WILLS THAT THE BUILDING SHALL FALL TONIGHT

IN BLACK OF NIGHT, THE SKYSCRAPER SHALL DESCEND INTO MURKY WATERS, THERE TO BE THE THRONE OF KEK

>>139529669
Do you know anything about the steeplechase area? Hedgedown drive or North Eldritch?

>>139531872
nah it'll go for sure

anybody dumb enough to listen to you deserves to die though

kinda like the nigger mayor who recommended everybody stay put, you niggers are easy to spot

>>139531797
That's for water I think

>>139531898
Yeah its because that's as high as the sensor goes, it's been constantly overflowing

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The only fucking people the cajun army is saving are the welfare parasites not working people and not war heros or the elderly
Beaumont are don't fucking call them for help your on your own.
Fuck cajuns hope Cameron Parish fucking floods

>>139531267
it's all the nigger mayor's fault

>>139531641
Why are you using a solid glass as an example?

It's more like a dirt bowl, as the water spills over the top there's a decent chance it will erode more earth material and make a hole, hole gets larger, etc. etc. etc.

I'm sure they've got the low point reinforced, though.

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>>139531280