Do you burgers really think we've been sleeping for the

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Do you burgers really think we've been sleeping for the last 72 years?
Do you think North Korea is your enemy.
Think again; shooting one of your soldiers in the knee was just the start.
We're ready for a full fledged invasion.
We have bred millions of super-soldiers in our basements using our advanced understanding of incest.
As I'm typing this our troops are en route to their target destinations on the west, south and east coast.
We will crush you with the same pincer movement you used to destroy the Third Reich.
There's no escaping this.
If you're lucky you are taken prisoner and get to live in one of our basements.

So long America.

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