/HFG/ - Hurricane Harvey Houston Flood General - I AM GROWING

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woah..

>2 threads

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>>139520935
This guy was spotted near the levee just minutes before the break out

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>>139521018
Now they're sea-planes

>>139521047
Points for originality

whats the point of these threads? the happening is over

>>139520935
LAST BREAD
>>139517548
>>139517548

Any other Nueces anons make it?

There's literally nothing wrong with being a African American

GOLDEN TRIANGLE REPORT IN. BEAUMONT IS FLOODING REAL BAD IN THE WEST END. COLLEGE STREET IS FUCKED. KFDM POWER WENT OUT. TIME WARNER INTERNET WENT OUT

>>139521018

is that real?

Houston getting all the attention. What's going on elsewhere? Port Arthur looks like it's about to be washed into the sea.

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>>139521018
its real

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Digits for a Pepe Hurricane in the near future.

>>139521162
is this real?

>>139521162
No, that's a fake

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First time there's AIDS in the water, and /pol/ wasn't involved...

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>some info from a weather service I'm attached to

Current Location: 29N / 94.4W
Geographic Reference: 30 miles southeast of Galveston
Movement: NNE-NE at 7 mph
Max Winds: 50 mph gusting to 65 mph
Current and Max Predicted Radius of Tropical Storm Force Winds: 125 miles southeast of the center
Current Hurricane Severity Index: 3 out of a possible 50 points (1 size, 2 intensity)
Max Predicted Hurricane Severity Index: 5 out of a possible 50 points (2 size, 3 intensity)
Organizational Trend: Strengthening Slightly
Forecast Confidence: Average

Key Points
1. Harvey's center has reformed a little to the north, which necessitated a slight westward adjustment to the predicted landfall point.
2. Recon confirms that Harvey's max winds are 50 mph. Some additional strengthening is possible until landfall.
3. Extremely heavy rain and tropical storm-force winds are predicted for the Beaumont/Port Arthur area this afternoon through sunrise Wednesday.

>>139521120
not really.
the rain is slowing down but the rivers are still cresting

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>>139520935
994MB.

HOLY SHIT WE DROPPING 1MB AN HOUR.

CAT2 STRENGTH IN 14 HOURS.

HARVEY IS POWERING UP.

>>139521226
no it's real I think

>>139521147
Yes, but thats only 2-3ft of flooding. The airport thats at floods all the damn time. Pic is really not that bad.

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>>139521018
welp its getting bad now.

>>139521162
Wtf is this shit

Worse than fucking milhouse

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>>139521254
>and some more

Expected Impacts on Land
Houston/Galveston: Flooding will continue for days, but the rainfall is coming to an end this afternoon. Generally, we expect well under a half inch of additional rain across the region, and many areas from central to west Houston will see a tenth of an inch or less.

Beaumont/Port Arthur to Lake Charles: Catastrophic flooding is continuing. Very heavy rainfall this afternoon through Wednesday morning in this area will make travel impossible.

Expected Impacts Offshore
Northwest Gulf: Improving conditions from Green Canyon west to Texas, as far as heavy squalls are concerned. Strong winds and rough seas will prevail through Wednesday. Heavy squalls that were located east of Green Canyon this morning have weakened and moved east of the Mississippi River.

We will issue an intermediate advisory by 6 PM CDT. The next full advisory will be issued by 9 PM CDT.

>>139521278
AND HE'S ONLY MOVING NE AT A WALKING PACE.

Is it coming back? Alief here people are finally not scared enough to try leaving their houses. Long line at heb with maybe crises happening there, drugstores and the like. I want to believe the happening is averted and routine can take over but it feels like houston will need work to come back from this.

What should I be feeling /pol/?

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HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS LOOK

>>139521120
It's not. We don't know the amount of damage yet, and not the complete deathtoll. Until water is gone and the final results has come in, it is still a happening you **** ******* ***********.

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Which amongst you Texan mortals continues to shitpost from your flooded residence?

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>tfw your home will never be flooded due to a hurricane or burn down due to a wildfire

C O M F Y

/pol/ OFFICIAL STREAM

AMMONIA PLANT EVACUATION

>SHOOTING
>LOOTING
>DROWNING
>DYING
>LIVE VIDEOS FROM HOUSTON RESIDENTS

JOIN US!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhNwKF0r9gc

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This is the end, beautiful friend
This is the end, my only friend, the end
Of our elaborate plans, the end
Of everything that stands, the end
No safety or surprise, the end
I'll never look into your eyes, again
Can you picture what will be, so limitless and free
Desperately in need, of some, stranger's hand
In a, desperate land
Lost in a Roman wilderness of pain
And all the children are insane, all the children are insane
Waiting for the summer rain, yeah
There's danger on the edge of town
Ride the King's highway, baby
Weird scenes inside the gold mine
Ride the highway west, baby
Ride the snake, ride the snake
To the lake, the ancient lake, baby
The snake is long, seven miles

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>americans mixing millibars and their stupid mercury thing

>>139521165
It'll be triple Katrina by the end of the week.

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wow

>>139521112
he really can't keep getting away with it

>>139521120
You know the hurricane is predicted to hit Houston and Louisiana again?

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>tfw niggers and liberals are drowning en mass
>tfw watching from based 817

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Wow

#Harveylootcrew

>>139521577
no it isnt, that shit is gone retard

>>139521323
Fucking nostalgia. Holeguy and Milhouse take me back. The Milhouse forced meme meme was quite fitting though.

>>139521657
Is this real?

>>139521657
damn

>>139521250
Oh shit, pool's closed due to AIDS. More memes come to life.
>>139521254
Fuck, I know an elderly couple in DeQuincy, they're gonna get flooded from this.

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>>139520935

>>139521250
Nothing is beyond our reach

Hello,

I work in a Houston med center. Do you think I'll have to go to work tomorrow?

Thank you

Roll for 6 Houston hits over the next few days

This bread may have reached maximum faggotry.

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motherfuckers

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>>139521577
Good meme

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>>139521599
>>tfw watching from based 817
Ayy. Best seats in the house, desu. Also, my captcha, Jesus.

>>139521757
Max,

Please come to work tomorrow.

Sincerely,
Management

>>139521120
weather predictions arent always right. plus this is unprecedented so it doesnt seem too illogical to expand the margin of error on those predictions

>>139521757
no better call in sick

>>139521315
Yeah its right on the west side edge of the reservoir. Surprised its not worse, but water is still rising over there. All neighborhoods north of addicks are now flooding

>>139521757
YES I'm dying of AIDSGATOR BITES
get in her

>>139521448
>AMMONIA PLANT EVACUATION
https://youtu.be/1ReAjMhCeu0

>>139521757
If you don't go to work people will die

>>139521757
Yes, 9:15 sound good?

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harvey has nearly completed his work in houston. now moving on to new targets.

Goddammit americans double that rain water. How will all those thirsty africans shown on cnn survive their thirst.

Did he say, "...the city of Texas"?

>>139521680
>but there was no evac order!
>All the rain from the highlands will never flood the lowlands!
>The rivers aren't still rising!
>There isn't another storm forming en route!
I hope you enjoy the aids water.

>>139521254
KEEP CONTINUING THAT LEFT TURN YOU SUMBITCH FINISH WHAT YOU STARTED HARVEY OR YOU ARE NO BETTER THAN THE SHIFTLESS NEGROES WHOSE LUNGS ARE CURRENTLY FILLED WITH WATER

At least the kids won't have school for probably a few weeks :^)

>tfw my grandmother moved out of Rockport just a few months ago
wew

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THE LEVEE IS BREACHING. FLOODING INTENSIFYING GET IN HERE


http://www.cnn.com/2017/08/29/us/harvey-houston-texas-louisiana/index.html

>>139521725
Indeed. /pol/ are not only the purveyors of the future, but also creators of what's to come...

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whoa

Not a single Neuces Anon?

There was plenty before the storm hits, I cant be the only one thats made it out

>>139521945
Or the rest of their lives.

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Water moccasins when?

>>139521511
This image never ceases to amaze me. Why didn't the planes just fly away?

>>139521131
No one is responding to my lazy bait

Gib me a you pls

>>139521750
Too true.

any texans here who have gator-aids already?

>>139522034
big if true

>>139521418
Everything surrounding me is flooded, but my neighborhood is fine. I am trapped in here until water drains though.

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>Hey guys, lets build houses right next to the flood control reservoir. Think of the $$$

>Harvey is moving away Houston
Dammit

>>139522099
Cause they're underwater.

>>139522034
Holy fuck is that real? Texas must be at the bottom then, huh?

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BREAKING NEWS - LAST BREAD BY CURRENT OP. NEW OP NEEDED IF WE ARE TO AVERT DISASTER

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Caged doggos

>>139521956
shut the fuck up, nothing is gonna happen, the levee isnt important

>>139521757
800 people called out, can you cover their shifts, Max? We're going to need you to work triple shifts until this mess is cleaned up.

what could cause the flood water to become charged with electricity and electrocute anyone in it?

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>>139520935
Should have named it 3HFG general. Triple H general FTW!

>>139522108
Its not bait you actually believe it because youre a moron

>>139521893
>>139521956
>Fake news
All fake texas is suffering from a drought. It needs some intervention from african rain makers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=so3MrmFxdj8

>>139522034
Only about 30 things wrong with this picture

CROSBY CHEMICAL PLANT EVAC'D

>>139521777
Leaving your pet behind is such a dick move.

>>139521725
>Fuck, I know an elderly couple in DeQuincy, they're gonna get flooded from this.
Inform them. I've been getting these emails since last week since I work in Corpus and before the storm was ever publically reported to gain strength to a cat 4, this service was already informing me.

If I remember when I get the next update tonight, I'll post again. But the original forecast from a few days ago was that the storm was just gonna leave via corpus and then comback to corpus. So grain of salt, meteorology is mostly snake oil when you're talking anything happening in the next several hours.

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>>139522034
Saturn confirmed for causing displacement, sea levels expected to rise at least a couple feet
>>139522099
Paralyzed by fear, the mind-killer.

>>139521729
Dogs, kids, and the elderly.
Adults that act like children are below pets in this priorities list.

>those living in that area: sorry about your stuff

>>139522099
They were nesting and we thought it best not to disturb them during the breeding season.

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Guess all the Texans in the affected areas have left the thread.

>>139522034
holy shit

>>139521120
>over

This about to be the second time it makes landfall and it could gain enough strength to bump itself back into a hurricane again. A little turn west and it goes right over Houston.

So Texas is going to want a fucking bailout and beg for government funds to fix their shitty cities, even though they were the dumbasses who decided to live in hurricane territory in the first place. When Texas starts asking for billions in federal handouts can we tell them to fuck off?

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"GEORGE BUSH DON'T CARE 'BOUT BUSH PEOPLE"

>>139521874
>>139521448
WE DONT NEED NO
REGULATION

>>139520935
in KHOU 11 they just said chemical plant evacuated, risk of fire
>in KHOU 11 they just said chemical plant evacuated, risk of fire
in KHOU 11 they just said chemical plant evacuated, risk of fire
>in KHOU 11 they just said chemical plant evacuated, risk of fire
in KHOU 11 they just said chemical plant evacuated, risk of fire
>in KHOU 11 they just said chemical plant evacuated, risk of fire
in KHOU 11 they just said chemical plant evacuated, risk of fire
>in KHOU 11 they just said chemical plant evacuated, risk of fire

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>>139521982
praise kek

>>139521817
>yfw you see your post number

>>139522034
That's fake you fucking idiot

>>139522285
big if true

>>139522359
How fucking late are you?

>>139522384
S-shadilay!

>>139522332
>implying it will

>>139522359
The Water Fires rise!

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Hello,

I work at a Houston airport. Do you think I'll have to go to work tomorrow?

Thank you

>>139522306
They were probably californians and mexicans larping as texicans

>>139522402
no its not retard

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>>139522359
nice

>>139522444
Digits confirm it as true

>>139521018
we memed this

ABOUT THE AMMONIA PLANT: I live about two miles from the plant, which is called Arkema Chemical. I have been listening on my scanner to 151.100 which is Crosby EMS. About two hours ago, orders were given for crews to drop what they were doing and get to Arkema chemical. They said it was a priority mission. 11 workers stranded. Shortly after, they switched to Zone 76 interoperability channel MA9 (presumably to communicate with DHS).

News just said the refrigeration units on the ammonia tanks are down because the backup generators are flooded.

>>139522306
Maybe they all drowned.

>>139522034
That's an amazing picture. Did the astronauts fly past that shark on the way to the moon? Do you have any closeups of the underwater clouds?

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>>139521131
(You)

>>139521418
All of us

Estimated damaged: $40 billion

Just said on CBS news

>>139522487
M.C. Esher International?

>>139522487
>Thailand
You're not even trying.

>>139522455
no, no, no the ammonia one

they said "chemical plant" without knowing what kind of chemical plant, they said it

could be another one? there are hundreds of chemical shit there

>>139522034
nasa cgi bullshit earth is flat faggot

>>139522487
Yes but now it's a seaport.

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>>139522490
Well to be fair, you had people actually livestreaming and documenting, so at least they had proofs.

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>>139522096
>mfw live in gator and water moccasin infested swamp
>mfw water starts rising

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvvyCrbC0Oc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvvyCrbC0Oc

>>139522065
Evacuated from Corpus to Austin. Navy making us go back today/tomorrow.

>>139522487
Unless you work on airplanes that can't fly anymore yes

Why doesnt Chuck Norris step in?!?!

>>139522553
http://www.popsci.com/science/article/2013-04/what-anhydrous-ammonia-chemical-found-site-west-texas-explosion

>>139522611
Will be more though.

>>139522611
Including the planes?

>>139522553
>refrigeration units on the ammonia tanks are down

Stupid anon here - is this bad?

>>139522611
Isn't it still raining? Or has it died down

On wikipedia it says Hurricans Katrina caused about $110B in damage, so this storm is less than half

>>139522656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LYB7iLZNWE
Pink water has been confirmed to be flooding the facility, it is now only approachable at extreme speed.

>>139522611
It estimated between $40-100 billion eight hours ago so no, it's not going to be $40 billion

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>>139522487
>Low quality bait

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>>139522285
>saturn drowns
>jews no longer have saturn cube kabbalah magic

Is that how it works?

>>139521443
But you'll lose the top of your dome from a machete-wielding snackbar.

SHOOT LOOTERS ON SIGHT
SHOOT LOOTERS ON SIGHT
SHOOT LOOTERS ON SIGHT

>Houston needs more rain as its suffering from a drought
>Rain clouds need more power
>American anons wish your houston brothers more rain

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SOON

>>139521165
Katrina broke the dams and it caused the destruction. Harvey is just a minor rain compared to Katrina.

>>139522587
Oh (jew)!

>>139522786
Na mate just means cold ammonia init

>>139522786
>>refrigeration units on the ammonia tanks are down
>Stupid anon here - is this bad?


It means they catch fire if they can't get backup generators wired in.

>>139522163
but we can't stop them! muh free market!

4:07 PM 108.85'

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Have we made sure to secure the borders to prevent Texans from crossing into America on rafts?

Will things get worse? I really just wish things would keep getting worse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1yHiaDC44g

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>>139522611
Lowballing big time. Doesn't even factor in lost economic activity. Don't even get me started on the wider macroeconomic implications, especially gas prices.

Is Houston getting more rain. TWC is saying no.

>>139522865

LOOT SHOOTERS ON SIGHT
LOOT SHOOTERS ON SIGHT
LOOT SHOOTERS ON SIGHT

>>139521254
>they're still pushing the "muh northeastward direction" meme
"meteorologists" should be banned. It is CLEARLY repowering over water and moving northwest.

>>139523022
the rain went to the east of houston(beaumont area). we're getting fucked hard up right now

>>139522968
this

especially in texas

>FUCK REGULATIONS
>FUCK KOMUNISM, THIS IS A FREE MARKET UTOPIA

>>139521757
is this real?

>>139522936
Parts of Houston are underwater from just that minor rain.

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LAST 40 MINS GOES16

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>>139520935

Where da fuck y'all goin? No evacuation needed!!! Free blunts until dis shit blows over!!!

>>139522865
>>139523050
WHO IS SHOOTING IN ELECTRO?

>>139523050
Do jewish shooters drop shekels and is it anti-semitic if a jewish looter shoots a jewish shooter

>>139522285
>>139522034
>>139521657

Guys I have a feeling these aren't real. Pls dont spread fake news

>>139522778
Kek

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they'll rebuild just fine

>>139520935
Anything new since that one dam broke?

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Convoy on Seawall. Military choppers are flying low over house on East End every 30 mins or so. Birds look like carriers.

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>>139522466
Checked!
>High Energy

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>>139522163
Literally fucking this. Houston has one of, if not the most unregulated zoning laws in the country.

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LATEST UPDATE FOR RESERVOIR OF DOOM!

>>139522936
And ((they)) say Finns are the smartest people in the world... Really activates the pistachios.

>>139522936
Yeah, it would be a shame if a massive dam which was overflowing and increasing in level is about to break...

It's not like they have'nt had maintenance for over 60 years and that the dam itself is having structural issues...

Nor that an army official stated the dam was likely to collapse at 109.5' and it is currently at 108.85' and climbing...

I'm certain Addicks wont break or even remotely collapse under the weight. Totally wont /s

>>139523109
yea, turn on CNN

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Help my friends brother is alone and completely wet on the roof of his house due to his parents being away on vacation

If you see him please help him out he lives around Humble.

Here's a pic to help identify him, he will be very grateful for your help

>>139523120
WHERE THE FUCK DO THEY GET THE IDEA THAT'S NORTHEAST?

>>139523120
I don't know shit about weather stuff but that sure as hell looks like it's reforming.

>>139523178
Yes.

>>139523167
Oh that brings back memories.

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>>139520935
THE WATER RISES

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>>139522487
>>139522487

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>>139522034
FAKE, the REAL unshopped version

>>139521777
Dick in son

>>139522230
My nurse wife is on a never ending shift. Sleeping at the hospital, probably getting banged by every nigger dick in sight, but also making double time 24 hours a day.

Her sacrifice is my gain I suppose.

>>139522163
build house outside 500 year floodplain
still get flooded
get shitposted

KHOU just called it on the chem plant - Arkhema

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>>139523120
HAARP STONK!

>>139521418
My neighborhood is fine. The other neighborhoods didn't flood so good

>>139523280
thats a man

>>139523235
Thanks free market! This never would have happened in New York or California.

>>139523312
tf am i looking at

>>139523241
well, its already leveling off

so no apocaliptic collapse right?

>>139522163
or better yet
>hey guys let's BUY a house right next to the flood control reservoir

>>139522553
oh hey sabel.

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>>139522904

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>>139523241
>108.85
>108.85
>108.85

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>>139523235
>unregulated zoning laws

>>139523282
They're trying to prevent panic. It's over. Houston is now a small town.

>>139523223
Damn. Galveston has been getting hit hard all morning plus the tropical storm force winds.

>>139523379
Yeah, she's sacrificing herself to a dick every other minute.

>>139523337
oh shit this is bad, if true

>>139523280
Fake news the guy in that pic isn't on a roof.

>>139523235
And they should be able to take that risk if they want.

>>139523241
as said, will top out at 110.5 then slowly drain

>>139521729
Drown all pit bulls

>>139523380
>only have 100 years of data
>"Don't worry goyim. according to our calculations this hhouse won't flood for hundreds of years"

>>139522487
the memes are merging

>>139523514
is this real?

>>139523235
No zoning laws in Houston proper

>>139521757
Who the fuck is Max?

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>>139523241

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>>139522778
nice

>>139523523
Your not funny anon..I've been reading your failing attempts for a couple threads now
sorry mate

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>>139523556
You know, at least have some insur....whoops.

>>139522936
what the hell are you talking about, harvey is breaking the dams in houston too and the city is being fucking destroyed for years

ARKIMA PLANT LOST REFRIGERATION
>ARKIMA PLANT LOST REFRIGERATION
ARKIMA PLANT LOST REFIRGERATION
>ARKIMA PLANT LOST REFIRGERATION
ARKIMA PLANT LOST REFIRGERATION
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ARKIMA PLANT LOST REFIRGERATION
>ARKIMA PLANT LOST REFIRGERATION
ARKIMA PLANT LOST REFIRGERATION
>ARKIMA PLANT LOST REFIRGERATION

Arkima plant in Cosbey or something like that

>>139523379
Are you my brother, R.W.? That would be too fucking funny kek

Tell ma I said hi.

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>>139523608

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So what's the worst case scenario here?

If those resevoirs completely overflow is it game over for Houston?

>>139522858
Saturn floats in water. Look it up.

>>139523514
CARLOS?! NO!

>>139522968
>be shopping for house
>real estate agent shows you house
>reasonably priced
>be fully aware that the reservoir is just a few blocks away
>buy the house
So, nigger, are you suggesting that you are so retarded that you need someone to hold your hand with every decision you make in your life?
In that case, I strongly advise you to kys.

Only one more day til we brits can buy cheap houston land for pennies on the pound.
>Holiday house in houston with beach front property

>>139523750
it would be extremely painful...

>>139523750
Mostly Buffalo Bayou and much of the downtown is fucked even more than it already is.

>>139523586
not understanding what a 500 year floodplain is,
Huston has been settled for over 180 years, and soil samples can give data on what is the max rainfall of region

>>139523379
Nurses are notorious party animals and sluts. I'm sorry for you loss, Anon, but at the same time, I'm a bit surprised you didn't know this going in.

>>139523569
Oh, it'll drain out when it hits 110. But it won't be slow

>>139523809
>That weak-ass convection

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>>139523514

>>139523750
No it means we get cheap holidays

>>139523811
You always could buy cheap land here
We have a fuckton of it and dont trust the government to have it

>>139523683
Hot but has angry eyebrows. We'd always be fighting.

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>>139523917
Holy shit.

>>139523692
Not attempting to be funny and rather pathetic if you wasted your time reading all my posts, i shit post, that's all i do.

As for the anon i replied to, their wife is a slut and being fucked by niggers right now. They have zero faith in her as shown by your own post, so tell me, why the fuck would she even remotely care about you as someone who comes to whine about her on 4chan whenever shit gets difficult.

>>139521777
How do you even do that? Just leave your doggo behind? Like how do you tell yourself "sorry pupper but cya later"
What the fuck?

>>139523379
Wtf dude you're living the dream.. go fuck some college girls

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>>139523811
>>139523380

>Buying land in Houston

>>139523879
Fast draining doesn't occure till 118 or so

>>139523992
A lot of people don't think of animals as family members they just think of them as things.

CHEMICAL PLANT IS ABOUT TO BLOW, THE COOLING SYSTEM SHUT DOWN,
DANGEROUS CHEMICALS CAN NO LONGER BE COOLED.

let it bloooooooooooooooow

What is the problem here?!
All I see is people riding around in boats.
Looks comfy!

>>139523935
Yes but it will be even cheaper and the city will want to get rid of it because no one wants ruins on their land.

>Houston to have a british quarter very soon

>>139522553
gtfo there snakebro.

>>139523337
The earth is flat tho, obvious fake

>>139523992
have you ever heard of niggers?

Anybody got word on Lake Houston?

>>139524068
>people

>>139524068
What in tarnation?

>>139520935
THANK YOU BASED POSEIDON

am I doing it right?

>>139524121
You mean Houston

>>139523992
The vast majority of evacuation shelters don't take animals in.

>>139524031
is this real?

Harris county sheriff and constables net:

>burglaries
>suspicious cars
>law enforcement officers are sounding dead fucking tired
>radio communications are getting unreliable as relay stations are going down

Are there ANY other Texans at all?

How is Galveston by the way

>>139523991
> i shit post
You try to make jokes...Like the anon you were responding to successfully did

>>139521018
>we memed the flooded airport into reality
wew

Anybody know if this is over or not yet?

>>139524086
>CHEMICAL PLANT IS ABOUT TO BLOW, THE COOLING SYSTEM SHUT DOWN,
>DANGEROUS CHEMICALS CAN NO LONGER BE COOLED.


If I felt like driving down the road I could literally stream this explosion live.

>>139524152
More than anyone ever did before

>>139524163
kek

>>139524217
beaumont here. its flooding real bad in most of the city

>>139524092
And we could sail there from here just like last time

>>139524217
>How is Galveston by the way
Surviving but cut off outside of the port facilities.

>>139524086
CHEMICALS DO NOT HEAT UP THE ENVIROEMNT! YOU REATARD! GLOBAL WARMNIG IS A A FUCKING LIE MADE UP BY CHINESE JEWS LIKE AL GORE!
CHEMICALS DO NOT HEAT!

>>139524092
Thats just fine with us better than more of little Mexico

>>139524293
DO IT

>>139520715
>>139520715
>>139520715
NEW BREAD

>>139524279
It's not over.

>>139524279
it's over
singles confirm

>>139524279
the storm is still dicking around in the gulf... I expect we won't know how habbening the next round is until it starts heading to land again

>>139524245
Can you at least try and put some more effort in, this is boring and ruining the fun of the flood.

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>>139523750
Addicks
>248,000,000 cubic metres
Barker
>510,000,000 cubic meters

>>139523379
>probably getting banged by every nigger dick in sight
In the midst of all this chaos at least you have that bit of normalcy to sustain you.

>>139523992

Why are white people so obsessed with doggos?

>>139523282
if you knew how retarded weather people are you would shit. It is a massive meme job. They literally mash buttons in software like a toddler with a speak and spell and regurgitate the printout. half of them know so little that they refer to the window caption text as if it were some scientific process and refined methodology because it sounds cool. disgustipates me.

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>Innovative Chemistry
What did they mean by this?

>>139524279
Nope, still raining and peak flooding tomorrow or Thursday

>50" of rain

I have been hours of meeting footage, where the fuck is the Mayor of Houston? He is nowhere to be found?

THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE IS TRANSMITTED AT THE REQUEST OF THE HARRIS
COUNTY FLOOD CONTROL DISTRICT.
THIS IS A MANDATORY EVACUATION FOR ALL RESIDENTS IN THE FOLLOWING
AREAS OF INVERNESS FOREST SUBDIVISION. ALL STREETS NORTH OF
KINGSBRIDGE ROAD INCLUDING EAST AND WEST GREENBROOK DRIVE AND
KENCHESTER DRIVE. DUE TO EXTREMELY HIGH AND RISING LEVELS IN
CYPRESS CREEK THE INVERNESS FOREST LEVEE MAY OVERTOP OR BREACH.

>>139524334
>what is an exothermic reaction

>>139521893
I grew up in Beaumont. Wonder if my childhood home will survive.

>>139524474
Don't you mean "wypipo"?

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>>139524474
Fuck off Abdul Rashid Mohammed.

>>139524474
Because white people are capable of empathy.

>>139524293
post pictures sebel.

>>139524513
innovating new and exciting ways to gas people

>>139521018
>Tfw in flight school and seeing all those loyal 172s, that 152 and that Piper wrecked by the flooding
>Mfw you see the 150 and the Cub, too

Feels bad, man. This bothers me almost as much as the stranded dogs do.

>>139524518
Rearranging furniture.

NEW
NEW
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>>139520715
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>>139520715

>>139524570
where was your childhood home? its real bad accross the city now.

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>>139524518
Rearranging furniture

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>>139524088
The problem is the people who are dead are floating in their living rooms or attics or in submerged cars. Give it a few days for the bloated corpses trapped under debris to surface. Pic is a friend's family friend's view from his home in Houston this morning.

>>139524092
Thankfully we love our daddies!

>>139524163
Jokes aside, I got word from a second hand source that Lake Houston's pumps or some shit is gonna cause a big flood around the southern area (San Jac River). Don't know if it's true since they've been pumping shit since Monday and my water is already receding.

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>>139521278
OH MY GOD IT'S ALREADY TOO BIG FOR A CD-R!

GET THE GD-ROM IN PLACE WE MAYBE GOING TO DVD STATUS IN A FORTHOUR!

>>139521278
> 1MB/h

Almost as bad as my internet connection

>>139521418
Aye

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>>139524960
Oh shiiet

>>139523235
>>139523421
Houston built nonstop over swampland with concrete with illegal labor. New York and Cali also have liability laws that make it untenable. But you combine that along with the oil price hikes after 9/11 and proximity to Mexico and Houston fucking booms. Even the dying economy in 2008 can't stop Houston as oil prices remain strong to prop the whole thing up.

Houston is baffling. You can have a coffee shop that is next to a daycare that is next to a strip club next to a house next to an office building next to another house and that's okay. By the way, the coffee shop just switched to serve craft food and beer. I wish I were making that up. Houston has zero concept of zoning, it just IS and wherever things spread to it DOES. The roads are a fucking nightmare and you can put anything next to anything.

>>139522611
If everybody moves away from Houston and we send them to California or Hawaii, it wouldn't cost so much to fix back up Houston when it now has a much lower population.

>>139524753
On 21st St, next to Trinity United Methodist Church. Aunt is in Houston but her house is ok. No water, but she's got power.

>>139522163
>oh noes we can never ever build anything where something might happen.

>>139522213
Who is this waman?

I must respect her.

>>139523437
It is leveling off because the storm is regaining strength over the sea before it moves back over land tomorrow with vigor.

The full impact will be realized tomorrow night/Thursday morning.

>>139525525
This is beautiful. This is freedom.
More of America should learn, zoning laws do nothing but fuck you.