Checkmate, Atheists!! http://babylonbee.com/news/joel-ost ee

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Megachruches are an abomination to all of Christendom

>>139516106

>christcucks will defend this

>>139516370
why tho?

>>139516583
nigger circumcision. Basically the passage to being a man. That's what the song evil boy from die antwoord talks about too.

>>139516106
Successful troll is successful.

>>139516998
its crazy how fast they do it, its like dudes trying to beat his best time

>>139516106
Seems legit.

>>139516106
Babylon Bee is the Christian Onion. Just so you know.

>>139516106
What the fuck is a mega church?

>>139517310
>its crazy how fast they do it
yeah it probably hurts like a motherfucker.

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>>139517658
These

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>>139517658
Imagine Hagia Sophia but unimpressive and all for the money
It's greed+church

>>139517837
i kinda think i would be willing to trade a little extra pain for precision in that situation

>>139518018
hory chet

>>139516106
He needs to open up that yacht as a shelter for the flood victims. He coudl probably fit 50 people on there.

>>139518199
Theres no fucking precision there. They rip skin off way past the glans.

>>139517951
That's insane.

>>139516583
"donate money to the church and you'll get rich" is not actually a Christian teaching, it's almost exactly the opposite of what Jesus suggested would come from being a good person and standing up against worldly evil

>>139519035
they all look so fat

>>139516519

It's the Christian version of the Onion homie. It satirized Joel's lack of charity during Houston.

so...how exactly do these megachurches justify existing again?

is the story of jesus kicking the moneylenders out of the temple pretty damn well known at this point?

>>139516106
This is why American Evangelical christianity needs to be shoah'd.

>>139519387
it's impossible to overstate how lazy many "Christians" are when it comes to reading the Bible and seeing if what it says is consistent with what their (((pastor))) is saying

>>139519076
i was actually asking about the webm, but your right if churches cared about what jesus taught they would be giving money away at services not collecting it

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>>139516106
This dude is just a living ancap meme

>>139519650
i mean the church does need to get money from somewhere to run its operations so i have no problem with them soliciting donations in principle. the problem is when the donations go to buying Joel Osteen a mansion rather than helping the poor or maintaining the church or whatever

>>139520118
agreed

>>139519566
this isn't even about reading the bible
I'm not christian, I come from a full on atheist household, and I know that story
there's tons of paintings and images of that event literally everywhere so even illiteracy doesn't excuse it

>>139516519
> evangelicals
> Christian

>>139520087
Not sure you know what ancap means