/HFG/ - Hurricane Harvey Houston Flood General: PACK A TOWEL

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>>139486715
FIRST FOR FUCK LEFTISTS

>>139486715
Second for GET OUT NOW

Third for hundreds dead

Doggo stream;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvvyCrbC0Oc

any webcams of the places that are about to flood?

>>139486715
thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zx1ZtxUbGE&list=RD3zx1ZtxUbGE

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Round two Harvey lets go

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WHO /OLDPOL/ HERE?

>>139486715
SWIM NIGGA SWIM

>gamestop looted

holy fuck these threads move fast

LIVE NEAR ADDICKS
>https://www.periscope.tv/w/1LyxBEEwjBzJN?q=addicks
LIVE NEAR ADDICKS
>https://www.periscope.tv/w/1LyxBEEwjBzJN?q=addicks
LIVE NEAR ADDICKS
>https://www.periscope.tv/w/1LyxBEEwjBzJN?q=addicks

Double thread.
>Migrate
>>139486943
>Migrate
>>139486943

>>139487152

Thousands. Flooding hasn't reached peak yet. Prob still two days away.

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>>139487281

THANKS OBAMA

>>139487281
>RonPaulwithHaarpWeatherBackground.png

>>139486811
Ancaps are the worst of all Leftists.

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*breaths in*

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>>139488050

mexicans and nogs btfo

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>>139487797

>>139486715
So let me get this straight... the mayor ordered 0 evacuations at the start because he estimated a 100 people would die because of the logistics... now that thousands of military in form of ships/planes/trucks are being flown in, helpful civilians are driving in, tons of helicopter rescue crews are dropping in, and houston people themselves are now evacuating within the city during the worst conditions possible...

but... this was a good idea to not evacuate because of logistics? now its 1000000x worse and everyone STILL has to evacuate

NEVER listen to government

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UPDATED DOOM PLOT

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>>139484832
>Name ONE Cajun dish you ever had, just one

>Has NOTHING TO DO with French food whatsoever

>NOTHING TO DO with French food whatsoever


Uhhhh... anon....Yes it does.

>A dragon will gourge it self in the sky but will not stand on seven hills
HOLY SHIT IT'S ACTUALLY HAPPENING!

>>139488394
>NEVER listen to government
When Trump says "Don't jump off a cliff" you should jump then.

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>>139488394
MAYOR SCHOOL BUS 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

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>all those Houston anons complaining about nothing happening when Harvey made landfall

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>/pol/ bakery: new bread every 15 min

>>139486811
>Morality exists because I'm moral. People who think in relative notions of morality don't have the same morality as I do therefoe are not moral agents as I have defined them.

The "the post" post

>>139488642
Thanks anon. If someone doesn't know the French background of Cajun food there's no point arguing.

>>139488681
That would imply I said '' do the opposite of government '' I said '' Do not listen to government ''.

You are a retard.

Where will the displaced niggers and spics flee?

>>139488569
So it'll overflow tomorrow morning

>>139489052
I hope we ship them all to San Francisco.

Money laundering for disaster relief.

That's all I could come up with.

Sorry not sorry. But still sorry to some degree.

>>139488844
Agreed. All food has influence from somewhere.. even if the influence is tradition. It's common knawledge where Cajun food comes from... The difference is the ingredients set. The methods are the same, which is a huge deal... Especially when you are talking about French technique. It's an inescapable fact.

>>139489052
El Paso which is little Mexico already

Delta P would feel amazing on your cock

https://www.periscope.tv/washingtonpost/1LyxBEEwjBzJN
NEAR ADDICK!

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>>139486715
Oh shit.
HAPPENING

>>139486715
Is that Maynard?

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Stupid drumpf retweeted the evacuation order lets drown in resistance instead.

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damn...

>>139489332
until it rips it off of course

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** BLOCKS YOUR PATH **

>>139487358
This is peak happening time right now

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What is the death toll gentlemen?

>>139489052
Austin, San Antonio, Dallas, southwest Texas.
>>139489293
>one of the 20% whites still trapped here
please help

Treadly reminder that Lake Charles and SW Louisiana are next!

https://www.pscp.tv/w/1kvJpjjdynLKE
Mike is online

https://www.pscp.tv/w/1kvJpjjdynLKE
Mike is online

https://www.pscp.tv/w/1kvJpjjdynLKE
Mike is online

Addicks sensor is derping

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RIP IN PIECE

>>139489406
>WaPo
Fuck those commie apologists. No (You)s.

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I live in Sugarland Tx. How can I take advantage of this situation and profit from it?

F

>>139486715

MOM'S GONNA FIX IT ALL SOON

MOM'S COMING ROUND TO PUT IT BACK THE WAY IT OUTTA BE!

why do texans mock mother nature gaia?
https://www.license.state.tx.us/weather/weathercmte.htm
https://www.tdlr.texas.gov/weather/weathermod.htm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrHiJ1RyzzY

>>139489492
>it's real
HOLY SHIT

>still 2 MORE DAYS of this
This is just insane

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I figured out how to make these from the webcam videos.

>>139489492
Is this real?

>>139489492
maybe we should stop giving (You)'s to this, so it stops being posted

>>139489492
Fake and gay.
http://www.rethinkstudio.org/wp-content/uploads/6-14-13-Andrew-LaGuardia-5-feet_1050_433_s_c1_c_c.jpg

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holy shit guys

>>139489594
no

>>139489052
Dallas or Austin. They'll be shipped there. Then when crime rates start to skyrocket, they'll blame racist nazis.

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>>139486811
WAUGH WE FLOODIN DA HUMIES NOW

Best stream

LIVE: Right Side Broadcasting Network

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvvyCrbC0Oc

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I BE THE MAYOR
AND YOU WILL RESPEC MY AUTHORITA

>>139489531
How does one live as a white minority?

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>>139489492
Jesus that's gonna be expensive

>>139488353
Underrated shitpost

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>>139489487
Agreed

>>139489580
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>>139489492
fake stop posting this

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DID THE DAM JUST BREAK?

>>139489666
Satanic Dindu checked

>>139489588
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiZY51zFpS4

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Crossing some water west of Katy.

Will post more.

>>139489465
The problem is whether or not you want to ask for social security numbers and ID's at relief spots in an already intense/bloated zone where there's massive amounts of work to be done and lines already.

>>139489526
No human death so far

>>139489492
>>139489643
heterosexual and legitimate

>>139489560
Snipe looting nigs and then rummage their bodies for loose cash and other salvageable goods.

>>139489711

No it keeps sperging out.

>>139489594

No it's not fucking real. It's from a computer simulation. No airport would leave that many planes to be grounded, flooded, and ruined. That's hundreds of millions dollars worth of assets.

>>139489503
Watching Sylvester I could not help thinking of Brown's congressional testimony following Katrina. Turner is cooked like Brownie.

>>139489711

probably fake reading. it's another even .00

>>139488772
THAT MEANS EVACUATE NOW

No hurricane hit Houston, guys. The mayor just said so.

>>139487281
>Quizno's

What went wrong, /pol/?

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>>139488569
THE VISIONS
THE VISIONS ARE STARTING AGAIN

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>>139489465
>better naught than caught

>>139489643
IS THIS REAL?

>>139489754
Watch out for the Ant Navy!

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>>139488687

>>139489556
That area (unlike huston) was ordered to evacuate days ago. Of course people can ignore it.

https://archive.fo/c43iz
>A Houston police officer drowned on his way to work Sunday, The Houston Chronicle reported on Tuesday.
>"He was trying different routes, and took a wrong turn," one official told the newspaper.

>The death toll of Tropical Storm Harvey, which first made landfall Friday as a Category 4 hurricane, has reached 15 with the officer’s death, the newspaper reported.

Is Carlos dead?

>>139489643
That's shopped mate.

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>>139489754

>>139489560
Learn to spell Sugar Land, for starters, faggot

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>>139489754
getting hairy anon

gtfo of there

I got a couch in Dallas you could sleep on

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>>139489711
still going

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Quick, post working dams so the Americans can save themselves.

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I forgot, I recorded this.
It's the audio from 8:00 this morning.

https://my.mixtape.moe/spnega.mp3

>>139489824

yes

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>>139487281
Good times indeed

Why are people calling it Huston? What's the joke here?

>>139489818
How is Oroville looking nowadays?

>>139488642
>>139488844
Wrong

Give me an example of a French dish that is also a Cajun dish

Got a friend up in canyon lakes
is she gon be ok?

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>>139489754

Are Houstoniggers done choking on shit water yet?

>>139489824
NYC skyline

Its fake and gay, needs to be banned

>>139489892
Dutch supremacy

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>>139489826
>>139489826

The negroids that stayed behind to loot will have an interesting time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-pIwUquH6o

>>139489879
Die nigger

>>139489835
WHAT!? YOU CAN'T EVACUATE ONE PLACE AT A TIME, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE! WE DIDN'T KNOW HARVEY EXISTED UNTIL SATURDAY!

>>139489892
Yeah, yeah. Try getting a Category 4 hurricane and show me how well your levees work, Aquafresh.

Any updates on the Galleria? my boyfriend works there and I haven'y heard from him since Sunday

>>139489674
You basically stay away from the largest non-white areas.
Here it isn't too bad, just don't go near the border and you'll be fine.

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Stylin'

>>139489956
They haven't even begun.

>>139489979
He's dead
Post boipucci so that you can feel better

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>>139489834

So what's going on with Harvey? Is it getting stronger?

>>139489953
>>139489754
um...are you retarded sweetie?

>>139489953
that appears quite moist

Listening to channels on my scanner. Something happening at Arkema chemical plant near Crosby. Priority evac of 11. No further info but they sound worried about something.

Chemical leak?

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>>139489979

>>139489892
Its all good, if you got this storm you wouldn't exist anymore, 1250 mm of rain would kill you guys completely

>>139489936

it's fine (,_,)

>>139489961
its legal to shoot them

>>139489754
F for when you die retard

>>139489892
That dam doesnt seem to be working... water is same level on both sides lol

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>>139490020
Donny boy looking fresh.

>>139490048
No it's stable.

>>139490020
Damn got his steel toes on.

>>139490020
CIA power stance

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FUCKING DRUMPF

>>139489754
Unleaded 2.09? But muh price gouging!

>>139489592
thats cool bro

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>>139486715
Do black people swim? No really? Can they?

Does anyone have a link to a nigger actually swimming?

Don't get me wrong Iv'e seen them in the water, but it is always near the shore.

>>139490020
niceeee

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>>139489437
Fugggggggg

/comfy/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Post-glacial_rebound

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>>139489970
The mayor needs to be impeached

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>>139489979
the parking garage at the galleria is flooded at a minimum

>>139489979
I know a girl who I just met on Bumble. She lives in an apartment by the galleria. I haven't heard from her since yesterday.

>>139489212
nope

also in the previous thread the french was mocking the cajun food

>>139489818
>>139488569
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddpl1zl5sYg

THREAD THEME

>>139490020
EVEN HIS SS DETAIL ARE VOGUE POSING HARD, DAYUM

how much of houston is nonwhites?

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>>139489892
LARGEST DAM IN THE WORLD COMING IN

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>>139489740
This is new gore to me, but is it reearh

>>139490071
We're as tall as you guys are wide, we'll make it brah

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>>139490020
nice

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>>139490117

>>139489560
invenst in timber companies

>>139490229
All of them.

>>139490020
He's a big guy

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>>139487240
>>139489422
Wonder if he belives in Instant Karma n

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zekIGdWdOp0ow?

>>139489940
I literally just said the ingredients set is different, but the techiques are all the same... mirepoix, chiffonade, roux... etc

>>139490190
Doesn't mean he's wrong...

>>139490048
going back out to the gulf to recharge before slamming houston again.

>>139490071
Nah they'd be fine. Hurricane force winds would get those windmills going so fast that the pumps would keep up.

>>139489892
>Quick, post working dams
>working

water going right by, dummy.

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>>139489953
anon, what u doing?

>>139490229
from what I can tell from the livestreams, Houston is mostly niggers and immigrants

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>>139489852
I think he already bugged out.

>>139490020
Has Trump lost some weight?

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>>139486715
Who will take all these poor American Refugees?

Mexico? Africa? China? Saudi?

>>139490275
help I listened to trump and heeded the advice of my mayor who saidnot to evacuate andnow i'm trapped in my attic

>>139490117
or maybe, since more people are likely to see his tweet, than some tweet of some random sheriff county, maybe

>>139490275
T: You guys should leave...

Fag: FUCK YOU NAZI *blub blub blub*

>>139490238
three gorges is literally going to fall apart within 30 years

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>>139490055


Could be. What can happen, and what happened during Katrina, was that large tanks that are used to hold chemicals/oil/etc, if they are only partially full, the air inside them makes them buoyant... as the water levels rise the tanks will break off and float, releasing their contents when they break from the floor. It's best to fill all tanks full to prevent this from happening during a flood.

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>>139490020
> dozens of articles about Meliana innappropriate attire
> more articles discussing her pants than death count
> thousands dying in hopelessly overflowing evacuation centers
> Media calling for Trump's impeachment over thumbs up
I want to be wrong.

>>139490229
The city proper? About 70%. The metro area is slightly whiter when you include the suburbs.

>>139490308
That's just PERFECT. Instant karma is a bitch.

>>139490357
Somalia would be my guess

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>>139489953
RIP you'll be missed

>>139490393
IMPEACH DRUMPF
HE IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THESE DEATHS
HE SAID TO LISTEN TO THE MAYOR

THEY ARE NOT REPORTING BODY COUNT

I REPEAT

THEY ARE WITHHOLDING DEAD BODY FINDINGS

>>139490357

America

>>139489953
... Okay, you're probably going to drown.

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>>139490393
Should have sealed yourself into the basement. ALL OF THE WATER IS ABOVE GROUND, DUMMY.

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PURGE THE FILTH POSEIDON-SAMA

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THE DAM HAS ERODED
I REPEAT
THE DAM HAS ERODED

WATER HAS JUST REACHED HOUSTON'S ANGLOTOWN

EVACUATION IS IN FULL EFFECT

GODSPEED ANONS!

>>139490357
>when you realize you were only elected mayor to turn a blind eye to all the illegal drugs

Trump is landing.....

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>>139490126
>>139489592
Another

>>139490348
The neocons only feed him once a day now, and they fuck his wife

>>139490224
Agent 47 stays fresh

>>139490117
>no informationon how to help/procedures to leave
I agree that the tweet is fucked up (it doesn't even say it in plain text for people who might not be able to get the image to load) but that's not trumps' fault.

>>139489560
>How can I take advantage of this situation

Become an insurance adjuster.

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>>139489953
>>139489889
Thanks, trying for Bastrop. Got out right before the Addicks started to spill over.

Rainbow cross

Historical rain

Coincidence?

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>>139489892
>aquafresh
>not posting a dental dam

>>139490117
Yeah, because he has intimate knowledge of the infrastructure system of Houston and its surrounding areas. He is constantly being briefed on the acceptable escape routes for all 6 million citizens in the area and can post it on his Twitter in a timely fashion.

Maybe they can stop being spoonfed tittybabies and figure it out on their own.

>>139490357
Canada has had over 7,000 Haitians enter Quebec and get tons of gibs in July + August thus far, so I'm guessing those displaced will go to Canada for gibs (If they're illegal).

>>139489892
Oh wow your country the size of my local walmart has successfully damed everything congratz.

>>139490357
Dump them into the ocean. They'll be the international community's problem.

>>139489754

Pick me up some Love's jerky.

WHERE THE FUCK IS RICK PERRY

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>>139490357
I volunteer to take Hispanic women

Haven't been on in about 18 hours.

Is carlos dead?
Is van guy dead?
Are people still shooting at rescuers?

>>139490524
and a nigger bitch on CNN is already bitching against him.....

>>139490560

Christ

>>139490513

why do texans mock mother nature gaia?
https://www.license.state.tx.us/weather/weathercmte.htm
https://www.tdlr.texas.gov/weather/weathermod.htm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrHiJ1RyzzY

>>139489979
Your boyfriend is dead but I'm single and ready to fill that void.

>>139490357

White neighborhoods.

>>139490275
Good, hope he stays and drowns.

WHERE THE FUCK IS CARLOS WE NEED A REPORT

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>>139490526

>>139490608
Ahaha top lad!

>>139489437
Wonder what the cucked faggots talking shit below every one of his tweets are saying.

>>139490666
too much ass

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Its about time for alligators.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCnEeoAftcg

>>139489465
lets see what ICE has to say about that

>>139490357

Canada of course. Trudeau said they are open and welcome.

>>139490744
t. Gay

>>139490117
If you live near a levee you know where to go if it breaks. Kinda like you figure out where you go in case a Tornado is coming if you live in a Tornado area.

>>139489711
I picture the last remaining engineer desperately trying to release some water while sparks are flying around him like when the Titanic was sinking.
The last ditch effort before it all comes apart.

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dryland in houston is a myth

>>139486811
TLDR

>>139490666
Checked and ready to tag in when you need a smoke break.

I JUST WOKE UP IS CARLOS ALIVE

>>139490698
underrated

WHY THE FUCK IS BRAZORIA COUNTY TWEETING IMAGES WITH NO TEXT

PEOPLE NEED INFORMATION, NOT JUST "GET OUT NOW!!"

>>139490712
Currently being deported.

>>139490670
no/yes maybe
no
yes niggers are also holding people up

>>139490666
houston has the other kind of hispanics

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>want to play video games
>can't stop watching and hoping for Houstoniggers to drown

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>>139490744
Did someone say ass?

>>139489979
Your boyfriend's underwater and soon you will be too, roastie.

>>139490814
he was on his way to being rescued but ICE intercepted and deported him

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>>139490747
Check these 9/11 digits

negroids consumed by alligators when?

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>>139490170
y u b rayciss

>>139490666
BRRRAAAAAAP

>>139490823
Get the fuck away is all the information they need at this point

>>139490814
Yay!

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>>139490849
>not having a two-screen setup to shitpost while playing vidya
Fucking pleb.

>>139490814
He started to leave an hour or two before we got over 108

>>139489487
I love the way you Libs resist. It has cost you 1300 elections over the past 8 years. Please keep going.

>>139489465

Why didn't he tell them to evacuate. More illegal immigrants will die because of him than they would have under a racist mayor

>>139490560

Dude, seriously? Your wheels are completely submerged. I hope all these (yous) are worth drowning over.

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>>139490744
brrrrrrrrraaaaaaaAAAAAAPPPPPPP

>>139490823
Seems pretty clear to me. There is immediate peril, you must go the fuck away as fast as you can. That's quite useful.

>>139489892
When was the last time you had a category 4 hurricane or anywhere in Europe for that matter.

>>139486715
it's weird seeing melania in sneakers

>>139490682

>Houston is built on what amounts to a massive flood plain, pitted against the tempestuous Gulf of Mexico and routinely hammered by the biggest rainstorms in the nation.

>“Houston is very flat,” said Robert Gilbert, a University of Texas at Austin civil engineer who helped investigate the flooding of New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina. “There is no way for the water to drain out.”
>Indeed, the city has less slope than a shower floor.

>The city’s flood system is supposed to protect the public from a 100-year storm, but Bea calls that “a 100-year lie” because it is based on a rainfall total of 13 inches in 24 hours.
>“That has happened more than eight times in the last 27 years,” Bea said. “It is wrong on two counts. It isn’t accurate about the past risk and it doesn’t reflect what will happen in the next 100 years.”

>The muddy rivers — notably the San Jacinto and the Buffalo Bayou — that meander through Houston struggle to carry much water.
>Dams along the rivers were built mainly for water storage, not flood control. Because Texas is so flat, the dams can’t hold much water, unlike western dams that are built in deep gorges.

>The San Jacinto River Authority, which manages water supplies, knew that Harvey was probably headed its way. But a spokeswoman, Rhonda Trow, said the authority chose not to release water from Lake Conroe in advance because the amount it held wouldn’t have made a difference and could have caused flooding even before the storm hit.
>But by Monday, the authority had no choice but to open the flood gates to send 79,141 cubic feet of water to flooded Houston every second.

>Beyond the climate change, Houston faces other growing risks for flooding.
>Shuhab Khan, a geologist at the University of Houston, has documented that some areas of Houston are sinking at up to 2.2 inches per year, a rapid rate in geological terms.

>>139490814
yeah, he got out

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>>139490795

I have a micro penis

>>139490882
Please do not feed shit to gators, it will make them sick.

>>139491009
forgot my link
https://archive.fo/2bsQy

>>139490850
drown all traps

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>>139487160
>>139490200
REAL THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=td-v6vG2Xhs

>>139490513

Proof or GTFO

>>139491034
same

>>139490823
If you live near a levee you know where you need to go in case it breaks

FWS JUST WENT UP TO 108.50' AFTER TWO UPDATES ON 108.00 AFTER DROPPING FROM 108.45.

WHAT NONSENSE IS THIS? IS THE SENSOR DEAD? ARE WE ALL DED?

>>139490952
Whew

>>139489892
>t. Landlocked country that only experiences some snow here and there.

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>>139490513

>>139491131
a .00 is bad readings anon

>>139491131
Anytime you see .00 it's glitching out. It's been happening a lot.

>>139491131
ignore the readings that go to .00

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>>139487281
>>139487874
>>139489815
>>139489911

i miss it. hold me, boys.

>>139490513
Shit, that's right by the addicks reservoir, I can see my house from ther!!! FUUGKGKKGKGK

>>139490897
man that community is turbofucked the brazos river isn't even supposed to be at its peak for another 3 days or something

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>>139491131
it's in inches, half an inch is like the margin of error.

>>139489293
Please don't send them here we already have enough niggers

>>139491131

Actually they did mention the sensor being damaged from water or something.
So it's a bit sketchy.

>>139490055
err dunno, do they have chamicals at chemical plants?

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>>139491005

>>139491070
Don't worry anon I'll choke them with my dick.

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>>139491163

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>>139489940
faggot

>>139490020
Is this /fa/?

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>>139490732
The banter is actually pretty lightweight this time around.

>>139490560

....How long can a vehicle keep running in those conditions btw?

>>139491236
MELANIA IN THAT FLOTUS HAT

>>139490079
NEW THREAD WHEN READY


>>139490079
NEW THREAD WHEN READY
>>139490079
NEW THREAD WHEN READY
>>139490079
NEW THREAD WHEN READY
>>139490079
NEW THREAD WHEN READY
>>139490079
NEW THREAD WHEN READY
>>139490079
NEW THREAD WHEN READY
>>139490079
NEW THREAD WHEN READY

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>>139489465
>Mfw Houston will no longer be a sanctuary City as of January 8th 2018 as A MATTER OF LAW

>>139491236
Best first lady

>>139491131
They said at the Emergency Mgmt. presser today that they expected the gauge to malfunction and were attempting to establish a temporary at both reservoirs

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>>139490287
>>139490328

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>>139491070
Nyet!

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this is the closest webcam I found to addicks

>>139490020
MUMMY!

>>139491208
>it's in inches,
It says ', not "

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/pol/ OFFICIAL STREAM

GOD EMPEROR IS ON THE GROUND
WATCH LIVE
JOIN US!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhNwKF0r9gc

>>139490560
>shieeeeet

>>139490882
now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_qUiytLYRc

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The zimmerman trial threads on /pol/ were over 4 years ago

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>>139491236
God damn.

>>139491348

Oh God is that Tiffany Secrets?

>>139491300
Brick houses do not survive tornadoes

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>>139491131
What page you checking anon?

>>139490020
The high heels will keep her freet dry.

>>139491359
Wow a rainy day, call the alarms!

>>139490357
I wish some dudes hop into their jetski's and go crazy all over Houston flood area.

>>139491433
I literally been sitting in the same spot the entire time

>>139491359
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/SPvAJLUahk2 Here's a stream that's looking straight at Addicks. Don't know if it's still running because my internet's too shit, but it says it's live.

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>>139489594

Insurance policies for personal aircraft have provisions that encourage policy holders to get their aircraft out of the path of storms like this.

An airline's insurance program is another matter all together, and is run by their own captive insurance company, with excess of loss reinsurance covering the truly large events. But there's no way a reinsurer would cover jet liners just left in the path of a storm. There's simply no way an airline would allow it to happen.

>t. aircraft insurance broker

>>139490275

absolutely on point there

>>139491506
This is precisely why its worrisome, if the dam breaks all of that area will be flooden very suddenly

>>139491236
>Trump lands in Texas
>The flood runs away.

>>139491083

close

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSd_SyGKHQU

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>>139489940

FFS, besides beignets, the iconic "crawfish boil" is literally a peasent dish from the West Coast of France. The only difference is in France they use Mussels and Garlic, and in Lousiana they use crawfish and Cayenne.