/HFG/ - Hurricane Harvey Houston Flood General: LEVEES BREACHING

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FAST THREADS

>>139484854
Fast firsts

>>139484854
fast winds

OFFICIAL THREAD THEME:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbrjRKB586s

I'm near Lake Charles. How fucked are we?

COLLAPSED BRIDGES

>>139484791
Carlos pls stream

bridge collapse !!

>>139484791
First for Texans are getting punished by God for not praying enough

A bridge collapsed.

>>139484854
Faster floods

>>139484944
Source?

BRIDGE

COLLAPSE

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Aqua-sama!

>>139484944
SAUCES

Addicks is fluctuating again, give it a bit

This thread is going so fast no one will know im a flaming homosexual

>>139484854
FAST NUMBERS

>>139484961
and the butt sex

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WHAT BRIDGE COLLAPSE? WHAT LEVEE BREACH?

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

>>139484791
BRIDGE OUT

https://www.google.ca/maps/@29.791376,-95.2048305,3a,75y,267.82h,74.75t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1sTLf91XlN-TsvkYD6LHdeZw!2e0!6s%2F%2Fgeo1.ggpht.com%2Fcbk%3Fpanoid%3DTLf91XlN-TsvkYD6LHdeZw%26output%3Dthumbnail%26cb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile.gps%26thumb%3D2%26w%3D203%26h%3D100%26yaw%3D251.2411%26pitch%3D0%26thumbfov%3D100!7i13312!8i6656

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>>139484791
108.40 and rising
108.40 and rising
108.40 and rising
108.40 and rising
108.40 and rising

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>bridge collapse
>only way to get through that area the guy says

>>139484944
How many days has this hurricane being going on, 4-5 days ?

what the fuck.

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>>139484981

>bring up mayor should've evacuated areas
>get told by liberals that more people would have died if small scale evacuations happened because people are too stupid to use detours or the police can't shut down roads for normal traffic to evacuate faster
>but I should trust the government who put me into this situation in the first place to have a plan once it's all over

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>>139484973

>>139484944
>>139484958
>>139484963
>>139484982
>>139485028
GIVE. A. SAUCE.

https://archive.fo/OJVzV
>In Houston, Ben Taub Hospital is surrounded by murky water. On Sunday, the hospital prepared to evacuate some of its 350 patients, most of whom are low-income, but it had to abandon those plans because water levels rose too high. No transfers had been made as of Monday morning. Now, the hospital is running out of food, and ambulances are still unable to make their way through the flooded streets.

>>139485037

>>139484982

which stream

>>139485013
>flaming homosexual

Quick... throw this guy in the flood, he's on fire!

Help. Post porn for Houstonians. Have not fapped for 36 hours.

>>139484961
>Texans
Fuck no, they all got out ahead of time. This is California liberals, mexicans and NOLA niggers. God is trying to flush that shithole out

REPLY TO THIS POST IF YOU WANT A ROLLING STICKY

PLS MODS

source of bridge collapse please

>>139484551
I like to argue things I don't believe in to hear what people actually have to say about the topic. You can't get that from just asking nicely on 4chan, you just hear the surface version that assumes you're drinking the same koolaid they are.

I dont understand the getting trapped in the attic meme. If your a good swimmer, just swim out of your house.

i'm going to go volunteer at my local shelter. sitting here watching tv and f5ing these threads is driving me insane. gonna try and stay busy instead. wish me luck /pol/, i'm hoping it isn't superdome tier.

>The most diverse city in America now has the most diverse water!
>Come on down to Houston and enjoy our new AIDS crocodile water that has recently been lit on fire! Don't forget the fire ants and dead niggers floating everywhere!>Come on down to Houston and enjoy our new AIDS crocodile water that has recently been lit on fire! Don't forget the fire ants and dead niggers toppings!

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>>139485093
ITS REAL

>>139485081
uhm /pol/ reporting in

>>139485093
It's on the news.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWwqIO_4VNw

>>139485122
they are larping

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everything is fine
FLOOD IS ALREADY GOING DOWN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGBN7s_wEAw

LIVESTREAM OF HOUSTEN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGBN7s_wEAw

THE BREACH DIDNT DO ANYTHNG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGBN7s_wEAw

CALM YOU TITS LADS

>>139485114
do this pls mods

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bridge collapse west of woodforest and normandy

>>139485102
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWwqIO_4VNw

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Pool open
https://www.wunderground.com/webcams/SpringShadowBug/1/show.html

Find webcams here
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>>139485110
what kind?

>>139485152
that's idiotic, the pressure is too great

>>139485081
>/nupol/ reporting in!

/x/ reborgin

>>139484791
Roll for 6,000,000 liberal deaths.

>>139485167
>NEAR CLOVERLEAF AREA

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>>139485199

>>139485211
location

>>139484961
>Texans getting punished
Nigger here in The People's Republic of Austin the sun is shining and the birds are chirping

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apparently you're good to periscope as much as you want if you have AT&T cellular service and live in an affected county

>>139485211
Stop posting this shit, he's at one of the highest points of Houston and nowhere near the breach.

>>139485081
/fit/ here

>>139485114
Fuck off. Stickys are cancer

>>139485211
>implying there won't be a second landfall

>>139485114
yes please

>>139485082
https://twitter.com/ReadyHarris/status/902550568518000640
IT'S REAL

What's the best stream to watch? I'm watching KHOU at the moment.

>>139485152
Would you be able to find your way out of your attic if your house was completely submerged and you had 0 visibility? Do you realise how dirty that water is?

>>139485161


good luck, gator chow!
and post pics

>>139485263
upgrade that to 6 gorilion

>>139485081
/k/, /fit/ here

>>139485013
Flag checks out.

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SOUTHERN DAM OVERFLOW IN 18 HOURS

>>139485167
F

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>>139485110

THE BRIDGE COLLAPSE
THE LEVEE IS BREACHED
ADDICKS IS GONNA BREAK

THIS IS FUCKING INSANE

>>139485226
been watching all morning

maximum comfy

>>139485263
Roll for saving as many lives as possible!

>>139485211
will you stop posting this
it's clear you are a /HFG/ newfag

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>>139485081
/k/ here

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>>139485211

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BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD.

>>139485246
>Food porn
>Looks like worlds biggest sebaceous cyst when it starts leaking just after being removed.

>>139485297
Prepare for influxing niggers

anyone is south houston get the fuck out. right fucking now

the columbia levee just broke south west houston is gone.

i'm not trolling

if you live in south west houston get the fuck out now there is a fucking wall of water heading your way.

I repeat get the fuck out of south west houston now. IF YOU LIVE BELOW I 10 and west of 45 get the fuck out now.

>>139485299
YOU CAN NOW LEAVE AND MEME SOMETHING ELSE INTO EXISTING YOU HAPPENING FAG; HOSUTEN IS SAFE:

>>139485298
same w/ Verizon

How far inland is the flooding?

Is it the coast creeping in or is it pockets inland?

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>>139485110

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>>139485097
I work there

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>>139484854
Fast food

>>139485211
desu the flood waters have been receding at my house then returning in the evening for the past 3 nights. about to make a food/gas run while the streets are clear.

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>>139485167
fug

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LET THE NIPPLE-RUBBING COMMENCE

>>139484961
Houston was a blue city

>>139485365
lol bullshit, storm surge will go out in a few hours

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>>139485167
>cloverleaf area

The dams will burst overnight, sending a wall of water to wash away all liberal filth into the ocean.

RADIO REPORTING THAT A THIRD BRIDGE HAS JUST CRASHED INTO THE PENTAGON

CARLOS CARLOS CARLOS
WHERE IS CARLOS? IS HE DEAD?

>>139485470
it's all over, not just near the coast

secret Dem plan to wash away all the rooty tootys

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still happening

>>139485081
/pol/, /k/, and /out/ here.

>>139485423

Post pics

Pupper being saved on KHOU god bless!!!

>>139485114
MODS
O
D
>MODS MODS
MODS MODS

WE NEEDED A STICKY 3 FUCKING DAYS AGO

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>>139485081

>>139485491
what part of town you in? the gas station at greenhouse and 529 was open. the one on the Southwest corner

>>139485333
I've been watching the Fox 26 one the past few days

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>>139485558

>>139485566
The water went down enough for him to get out of there just before the reservoir began overflowing, he's good.

>>139485522
now its more of a brackish brown city. F

>>139485476
What fishing lvl do i need to fish up a mermaid gf in the Houston event right now?

>>139485511
That was a bridge over troubled waters.

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>>139485431
Ya think you're hot shit don't cha?!

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>>139485470
it's pretty far inland

it's not storm surge, it's four feet of rain in under a week

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>>139485417
How about this?

>>139485365
WHY NOT PARABOLA / NTH ROOT?

https://www.wunderground.com/webcams/machine2473/2/video.html?month=08&year=2017&filename=current.mp4

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GIVE HARVEY YOUR ENERGY

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>>139485558

>>139485476
how does she get panties on?

>texas lawmakes shit on new england lawmakers during Sandy
>texas lawmakers beg for gibs
>republicans laugh at democrats for being so stupid, why didn't you just ask for more gibs?
This will happen, I guarantee it.

>>139485659
rimshot

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>>139485558

>>139485072
It got really bad yesterday and the day before
it's not over yet

>>139485072
I'm telling you man it's all a psy ops.

>>139485470
it is inland since they have gotten 1250 mm of water by the end of today

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>>139485081
/pol/k/a/ itt

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If you go outside, watch out for sneks houston residents

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>>139485558

>>139485431
Loaded shotgun in your mouth anon, try it, pull the trigger a few times.

>>139485757
They're laced.

LIVE: Right Side Broadcasting Network

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvvyCrbC0Oc

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>>139484854
stop it you autist

ANY PHOTOS OR VIDEOS OF WATER SPILLING OVER THE ADDICKS DAM?

Holy shit /pol/ you've been sperging about this all morning and now there's ZERO evidence the breached resevoir is important.

>>139485365
nope

>>139485671
jesus...

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>>139485747

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>>139485332
Nawww man!

>>139485522
And with Houston sitting in a blue county, not a thing of value was lost.

Now, let's purge those Californians and make Austin next

>>139485815
remember, if you hungry, all snakes can be eaten.

What is the weather forecast like?

>>139485110
Play with your pee pee wanker! It makes you intelligent! Just focus on your ditty and get genius powers!It makes you a man! And oh so rebellious! I'm so jealous of porn yankers! They really know how to use their brain! Look look look it's dirty! Get that body spasm! Like rebooting your brain with animal reponse! http://www.care2.com/greenliving/20-benefits-of-celibacy.html
You're so kewl with your lil' pee pee! I wish I was like you.And pron is sooooooo funny! Being a jagoof is kewl!

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>>139485283
> (((clover)))leaf

>>139485297
Austin is about to get enriched, enjoy our NOLA ghetto trash.

God damnit, now there's going to be a diaspora of ferral niggers moving across the south just like after Katrina.

>>139485747
>it's still barely moved
Holy shit

>>139485167
We are growing more powerful. First vans now bridges! Not even your curtains and dogs can save you.

>>139485761
Theres a big difference. Harvey is literally a once in a hundred years storm.

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>>139484854
Gotta go fast!

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>>139485558

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>>139485671
>live near the refineries along buffalo bayou
>right in the middle of the 40+ rainfall level
>the waters haven't even reached the top of the curb in my street all this time
I'm in a fucking 70 year old neighborhood, too. It's crazy how much harder the civil engineers try when industry and capital is on the line

>>139485558

>you will never get to post in rotating /pol/ threads as 9/11 happened

FUCK
All I had was audibly shitposting with my friend in classes that day

>>139485853
Nothing's happening. Controlled release - happening cancelled.

>>139485081
/v/ here. This hurricane/ flood is nothing like my city building games.

>>139485161
good move anon

>>139485888
>sheet man, I can't be lootin now
>damn whitey

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>>139485659

>>139485654
you're more likely to get a gatorfu than a mermaidfu right about now

>>139485815
>not taming the sneks to make an escape raft with snek-based looter defenses.

So , if the dam does break , how many people will die?

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>>139485081
/ic/ reporting in

>10 years from now they'll be teach kids about the soon to be underwater city of Houston

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on a scale of 1 to REEEE how does this make you feel?

>>139485558
not like this ;_;

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>>139485365

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>>139485081
/a/ /jp/ Came for the missile, stayed for the floods.

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>>139485888
naaaaaaaaaw

>>139485761
no, we're already taking the "high road" and broadcasting ads on talk radio about it.

>>139485082
>cloverleaf
What did they mean by this???

>>139485853
http://www.khou.com/weather/hurricanes/hurricane-harvey/controlled-release-of-barker-addicks-reservoirs-to-impact-thousanbads/468348109

yep

>>139485761
Texas lawmakers voted against pork that had nothing to do with sandy relief. fuck this meme.

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>>139485747
Harvey still preparing for round two *BREATHES IN* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>139485911
come home latino man

>>139485833
With what? Who drugged this qt mer?

>>139485080
The reason everyone was afraid of an evac order for greater Houston metro was because during Rita, a shit-lib Dem mayor forced a hasty evac while surrounding mandatory evacs were in progress, and needed to get out first. So the houstonians flooded a control evac and turned the state into a huge gridlock.

The well planned migration had DOT officials turning freeways one-way, but the Houstonian Mayor screwed that all up by telling everyone to run.

So the current mayor (D) overreacts in the other direction.

They rule by emotion, not logic and facts.

>>139486033
D-DELETE THIS!

>>139486004
MAGA REEEEEEEEEE

photo near lake houston

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>>139485995
Go back

>>139486004
>everyone terrified and evacuating
>see a hispanic person
>HOL' UP SUN, AHMO NEED YER DAHCUEMENTS
Seems efficient

>>139485911
>>>/back/

>>139485909
>>139485911
>this person is mexican
>9/11
>mfw it's Jr.
>mfw hes an illegal

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>>139486116 here
photo I forgot earlier

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>>139486000
GLORIOUS DIGITS MY DUDE!

>>139485918
Wouldnt houston be feral mexicans?

notice the race of those being rescued? not seen a single White yet

>>139485953
Ive been sitting in my house playing CIV5 as water levels rise and roads close due to flooding. Apparently I have no escape route anymore but it's fine.

>>139485081
/pol/ and /tv/ here . (I lurk on /fit/ from time to time though)

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>nearly half a foot over the spillway

>>139486004
They haven't said anything about when they try to leave kek

>>139485081
/trv/ & /ck/ here

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>>139485365

QUIT SUGGESTING NONLINEAR MODELS - I KNOW!!! THIS IS NOT AN UNREASONABLE PROJECTION!!

Hi, is it legal to pee in the flood water?

>>139485747
IT STILL HASN'T MOVED

WHAT THE FUCK

>>139485081
/the_donald/ here xD

>>139485953
It's gonna be like this, kek wills it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbEpAIHDxBE

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>>139485911

>>139486004
Honestly, not at all.
That would be pretty fucked up.

>>139485747
Is he going to Louisiana?

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Hurricane Harvey will continue to wreak havoc on Houston for the rest of the year. It will make landfall in Houston 12 times.

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>liberals saying Texas had it coming

>>139485081
/b/ here :^)

>>139485950
it no longer a controlled release after 108

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>>139486195
>QUIT SUGGESTING NONLINEAR MODELS - I KNOW!!! THIS IS NOT AN UNREASONABLE PROJECTION!!

There's almost no drainage so even if the rain lets up the water levels won't go down much before it starts up again.

Serious Question. Could this destroy the state and possibly the country? It's going to bankrupt insurance and FEMA easily. It's not like New Orleans. In NO the ghetto flooded .This is the downtown of the 4th largest city in the country. This is going to be fucking massive.

Why is the Houston mayor getting all the blame for the failure to evacuate? He's the mayor of one town, not all of Texas.

Why isn't anyone putting blame on the governer, who had the authority to actually organize an evacuation, but instead just said something as strongly worded as "hey guys you should probably think about evacuating" a day before the hurricane hit without actually doing anything to facilitate a proper evacuation from origin to destination?

>>139486004
I'm sure ICE will be waiting for those spics when they're done shelterin'

>>139486000
>>139486000
Praise kek

>>139486004
Because they cant...

>oh yeah I lost my details in the flood OOPS

what are they gonna do?

>>139486004
>Millions losing their homes
>Multiple exits being destroyed
>Dam is being eroded to the point that collapse is inevitable, only a matter of time
>Fucking AIDS gators on the loose

>BUT WHAT ABOUT THE UNDOCUMENTED!?!?

>>139486195
Thing is the higher it gets the higher the outflow is

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Anyone else starting to get a little too comfy?

>>139485839
is that guy a jew?

>>139486265
>university of tampa

Literally who

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>>139485659
WHEN YUR DOWN AND OUT

>>139486265
Do they not understand the concepts of counties?

>>139486265
2018 - lose more seats in congress
2020- Trump 2: Saltmine Boogaloo

Thanks loads you childish twats. you are making this too easy.

>>139486000
CHECKED

>>139485625
league city. hasn't been bad here but they closed off 45 so cant get to work.

>>139486319
army corps of engineers is on it, no worry!

>>139486340
because he's black and you're on 4chan

>>139486175
So true. kek

>>139486265
Haha thats some fucked up shit... They are really holding a grudge, but Professor Faggot forgot that Houston wanted Hillary.

>>139486106
This time there is no high wind, so total evac is not needed. Just low lands

>>139486340
Because it's easier to scream and hollar that it's someone's fault than it is to understand a complex situation

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I love FOX
Can Deadly Floating Ant Rafts be a meme?

>>139486004
just catch them when they return.

Most people are not smart enough to bring your documents, it why my bug out bag as my passport.

>>139486328
> Could this destroy the state and possibly the country?

lol literally 0% chance of that

So far, the worst is over, and it looks like much less damage than Sandy or New Orleans.

>>139485599
Houston Bay (Formerly Houston city)

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>>139485888
holy fuck my sides

>>139486242
Says the eurofag

>>139486385
LIKE A BRIDGE UNDER TROUBLED WATER

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>>139485747
TAKE IT

>>139486362
Yeah I have class in 45 minutes and I really can't decide if I want to be comfy or go

>>139486389
Of course not! Why do you think they're still surprised they lost the national elections! hahahahaha....

Thread theme

https://youtu.be/Fn5CsZf5y68

>>139485747
more energy!

>>139486318
what's what ur gf told me last nite

>>139486143
Better get used to calling it the Houston Bay.

>>139485423
Can anyone confirm? Data/pics???

Apparently locals in Columbia new that it was going to happen and were told Sunday that it would breach.

Meanwhile Addicks locals have been left and it could breach in less than 24 hours

HERE COME DE MAYOR HERE COME DE COON

>>139486265
So they can shitpost and not be held accountable, but you call someone retarded and hope your whole life isn't ruined?

>>139486265

we need a nationwide purge of commie professors

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>>139485897
I shouldn't post this, mods don't like this image but for you? Why not.

>>139486195
It's non linear though. Do a polynomial fit to the data where it goes above 108 ft.

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>>139484854
>>139484854

Gatorgeddon soon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cTF5QVDj_c

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>>139486362
Comfy

>>139486442
We should make it a meme that you can float if you lie on the ants.

Roll for Lake Huston National Park.

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>>139486442

>>139486228
wtf? Who don't take out that little chink outpost to the right of starting area before moving north to the dam?

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>>139486442
>Can Deadly Floating Ant Rafts be a meme?

Texas native saves fire ants from rising flood waters.

>>139486195
It will go over 110, but then it hard to get to 111, as at 110 it is over 3000 acre feet a hour release.

>>139485097
If anyone here has read Five Days at Memorial re:Katrina you know what happens in trapped hospitals. This is some ugly shit.

>>139486340
Because the average age of this board is underageb& and they aren't educated enough to understand politics, much less state/local politics of Texas' deliberately convoluted chain of command.

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>>139485110

>mega center shelters ARENT yet setup

holy fuck god damnit

what the fuck

>>139486541
Needs a bullet in it to make it great fap material

>>139486265
this mostly affected a city that went for Clinton and the hardest hit were mainly poor people in the low areas of the city. this professor is quite possibly the dumbest person I have ever encountered and this is coming from someone who was in special ed in elementary school.

>>139486265
>Texas deserves this for being rural and suburban retards!
>three of the largest, most liberal cities in the state are the ones being affected the most

Yeah, those fucking redneck niggers and spics!

>>139486265
>uhhhhhhhhhhhh wats a countie??

Stupid fucking libtards. Houston voted for Hillary! Goddamnit they're so fucking stupid.

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>>139486265
Liberals are not people.

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>>139486155

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>>139486575
what you listening too /pol/ ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C1BCAgu2I8

>>139485081
/tg/ and /quest/ here.

>>139485081
/pol//tg/ here. Ready and waiting for the happenings.

>>139485993
but bee careful that a girl with a honeycomb hat doesn't kill you with anaphlyctic shock after you set your snakes to guard you're lair

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>>139486340
Because the governor said to evacuate but he was played down.
The mayor is to blame just like in New Orleans. Fuck off, apologist.

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>>139486389
He's from Florida, so no.

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>systems have been bog'd

>>139486585
Come with me goy I'll lead you to safety.

>>139486073
>"This event has the potential to exceed a 1,000-year flood threshold."

HAPPENING

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no one has posted the thread theme yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yP1tcy9a10

>>139485081
/toy/ here

>>139486723
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYpd-2buQc0

Works well with the rain and panic

>>139486265
>liberal crying Texas deserves Harvey for voting Trump
>Harvey destroys Houston
>Houston voted Hillary

gets my grey matter grinding

>>139486750
fucking retarded nig nog

>>139486506
lies my mom wouldn't tell you shit

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>>139486340
The Gov said to get out, the mayor said move your furniture.

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Houston mayor with hot tips like "rearrange your deck chairs"

>>139484791
Listen to your gay negro leader Houstonians, evacuation is absurd.

>>139486750
>said to evacuate
You can't just say to evacuate, it takes planning. Do you want another Rita?

>>139486265
>>139486242
>>139486173
>>139486385
>>139486381

FOX has been pulled from European platforms. We only get fake news now.

>>139486265
>pisses of more texans
>more votes for Trump
>and it was a blue city
This is perfect

>>139486764
Brb gonna have a non-emergency our long convo with my mom about how cool this storm is because I don't live in a flood-prone area of Houston

>>139485761
Let's see what was in the "Sandy" bill...
$13 Billion for "mitigation" projects, which could be anything the city wants. Like a new subway line.
$207M for a VA center not affected by the storm
$150M NOAA
$41M for US Military bases including Gitmo.
$5.2M for DOJ
$3.5M for Homeland Security
$2M for Smithsonian Institue

Yup, no pork there.

http://nypost.com/2012/12/15/obama-sandy-aid-bill-filled-with-holiday-goodies-unrelated-to-storm-damage/

Bloomberg's quote on the pork bill:
“You would think they’d want to ask questions before they give away the public’s money,” the mayor said on his radio program.

108.44'

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>>139486764
The sewers are full. All it takes is one call and people will start floating.

>>139484791
What has changed in the last 6 hours vor so?

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>>139486764
AYY MANE CAN I NIGGA GET SUM QUIK INFO ON DIS HERE NIGA????

>>139486865
who watches TV anyway?

>>139486943
>>139486943
>>139486943
NEW BREAD

>>139486723
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zx1ZtxUbGE&list=RD3zx1ZtxUbGE

>SIMULATION
>S
>I
>M
>U
>L
>A
>T
>I
>O
>N

NO NORTH KOREA LAUNCHES
NO DAMS BURSTING

>>139486859
Cities like Houston should have evacuation plans in place in advance. It's not rocket science.
It's always the same shit with people like you.
>XD you can't evacuate the entire city!
It's tiring, just stop.

>>139486923
Columbia lake levees burst, addicks dam overflowing

>>139486764
>the phone calls that saved the rapture of houston

>>139486723
>>139486723
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-EvYZJ4CVg

>>139486195
are you factoring in tides?

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>>139486764
This hasn't failed yet!

PANTS UP DONT LOOT

is that monkey on the screen the mayor of Houston ?

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>>139486764
kek

>>139486894
God forbid you get more than one thing done at once. Wouldn't want things to actually happen, would you?

NEW BREAD
NEW BREAD

>>139486715
>>139486715
>>139486715
>>139486715

NEW BREAD
NEW BREAD

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>>139486723
Stayin with the oldies today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1QihWLLKGY

LET'S ACCEPT IT /POL/.. NOTHING'S GONNA HAPPEN...... IT'S OVER 108 AND STILL NOTHING

>>139486865
sky=fox
?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxMFCa1Txak

Classical best for flood

>>139486454
did you even read what I wrote. New Orleans it was the ghetto. They moved people. Sandy was joke. This isn't less damage you tard. It's fucking worse.

>>139486723
All anyone needs for this situation:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RBRJVUsI48

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>>139486723
Getting comfy as fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBOVkptjJhE