/HFG/ - Hurricane Harvey Houston Flood General: DAM SPILLOVER

Song of the day:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTAud5O7Qqk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTAud5O7Qqk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTAud5O7Qqk

>>139463783


How is the water so clean?

If the dam's less than an inch from overflowing and dismantling the dirt holding it all back, couldn't /ourguy/ just get in his car and spin the tires on the edge of the dam?

It's not like he's going to have that car beyond tonight anyway since the whole city's being washed away

man, i have to sleep someday

6:30 - 107.89
6:45 - 107.93
7:00 - 107.97
7:15 - 108.01

My predictions

>>139464308
Anon flooded it himself with tap water to be part of the 'in-crowd'

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This was all "HIS" plan all along.

>>139464308
that is definitely not clean

>>139464308
wypipo gentrified it

What are you listening to /pol?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5aZJBLAu1E

https://youtu.be/KRDH3__foSY

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Friendswood

107.85

The great storm pauses and breathes in. Then as the pitiful earthworks fail and the restrained waters from them are unleashed, the wind and rain return to smite again.

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Drumpftphph did this.

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>>139464377

Our floods look like this

>>139464347
6:15 - 107.85

Just updated.

It's going to be quicker than expected.

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RIP in peace

https://twitter.com/IsraelEscam85/status/902489999219838976

>>139464333
there was literally an earthmover parked next to the levy wall in one of his earlier pics he could take out 4000 homes in 5 minutes if he hits the main dam with it lel

>>139464404
>>139464484

DRAIN THE SWAMP

>>139464308
Alex Jones water filters finally being useful

>>139464484
Fluoride is absent

THANKS OBAMA

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Inflatable sex doll could be used as life-buoy. Remember this, Anon.

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>>139464377

Here a flood in Fl

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Hurricane Harvey will continue to wreak havoc on Houston for the rest of the year. It will make landfall in Houston 12 times.

>>139464484

serious.. WHY? did noone put their furniture on storage containers or whatever?

>>139464577
>water comes in
>touches their skin
>turns black

I don't see what you're getting at.

>>139464605

Just suddenly happened.

>All units, if you are east of dispatch road switch to channel 2

I would have zero feeling if another large city like NOLA or Houston is washed away and it's inhabitants carried out to sea and sunk to the abyss.
I can say that here, right?

>>139464605
it's called insurance. are you sure you're jewish?

>>139464577
tfw too bummed to ride around on yo' big wheel....sheeeeeeiiiiitttt.

>>139464605
That's what insurance is for, shlomo. It's more important to keep documents and sentimental shit safe.

>>139464605
In two days Houston area got more rain than all of America in whole 2017.

You cannot prepare for that.

>>139464654
>a solid week warning
>suddenly

Dumping

"ATTENTION ALL UNITS"

POLICE SCANNER IS GOING OFF. TELLING THE UNITS TO LEAVE THE EAST SIDE OF PARK ROW **NEAR ADDICKS**

>>139464696
You're encouraged to say it.

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It's not seriously still fucking raining in Houston right? RIGHT

>107.90

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White bitches out here saving bats

>>139464737
I HEARD IT TOO CONFIRMED THE HABBENING IS UPON US

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This is the punishment of God on the sodomites and filth that is the USA.

>>139464730
I don't think that pic is from this storm

>>139464601

and rid us of niggers so we can return back to nature as God intended...

107.90'
107.90'
107.90'
107.90'
107.90'

6:31 AM 107.89' pretty much correct :>

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>>139464760
>>139464761

THE WATER RISES

>>139464730

I'm talking about the flooded picture in England not Houston.

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>>139464696
do whateva the fuck you wanna do. except that one thing. never do that

>>139464696
The inhabitants don't get carried away though. They get transplanted to your city and become your new nigger neighbors

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>>139464412
>>139464502
>107.85
>107.85
>107.85
>107.85

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post your comfy faces boys

>>139464760
Stopped raining here in SW Houston by Sims bayou

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>>139464696
I just called the internet police, they are going to bust your door in in 5

107.90
107.90
107.90
107.90
107.90

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>>139464771

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>>139464727

>>139464699

not jewish, but had my house on fire once, took me 3 months to get all the claims trough.

didnt have shit in the meantime

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>>139464778

This.

VOTE DEMOCRAT GET ______

A T T E N T I O N A L L U N I T S

>>139464760
Rain will stop (far a while) on Thursday.

>>139464411
>the risks of killing thousands of people with floods outweighs the risks of evacuating people which has been done hundreds of times from big cities
Not with 1-2 days notice, tops. The best you can do is get people out of some of the worst areas. It's better to have people alive in a shelter than risk them dying in the streets. Their homes are going to flood whether they're in the area or not, all that matters is that they're safe.

>>139464737
CONFIRMED

>>139464771
Bats actually serve a purpose unlike niggers.

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>>139464730

>>139464811

Not anymore...

>>139464737
>POLICE SCANNER IS GOING OFF. TELLING THE UNITS TO LEAVE THE EAST SIDE OF PARK ROW **NEAR ADDICKS**


Carlos is live with his Dam break drum solo. https://youtu.be/T0gl9LXq3LA?t=23

>>139464404
Is that in Forest Bend? I'm in Friendswood too

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>>139464840

Why is is there no stream of the dam?

This happens and we will miss it

Homeless man claims they're EXTERMINATING people in shelters...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Yasj3pLArQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Yasj3pLArQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Yasj3pLArQ

WTF! WTF! DON'T GO TO THE SHELTERS!

Dont worry guys

The dam is about to break and kill everyone, but...

> THINGS ARE UNDER CONTROL

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>>139464787
LET'S GO ALREADY!!

>>139464840
>first floor flooded
>roof on fire
>balance has been restored

>>139464840
That's probably for insurance reasons.

>In Houston? I'm sorry, your policy doesn't cover flooding.
>That's okay, my house burned down.

>>139464778
Yes, lesbian mayor, nigger democrat progressive mayor...massive abortion clinic. Everything counter to nature. Makes sense.

Is anything interesting happening?

>>139464888
Wilderness trails

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>>139464787
>>139464839
>107.9
>107.9
>107.9
>107.9

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Create water?

>>139464871

>THIS POST IS NOT TRUE

Could've at least cropped that off retard.

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>there are people in houston right now who do not have flood insurance
>mfw i know an insurance agent in houston who doesn't have flood insurance

>>139464821
Did your house flood

PLUS SIZED CLOTHING
>PLUS SIZED CLOTHING
PLUS SIZED CLOTHING
>PLUS SIZED CLOTHING
PLUS SIZED CLOTHING
>PLUS SIZED CLOTHING
PLUS SIZED CLOTHING
>PLUS SIZED CLOTHING

>>139464901
Now THIS is a version of America that I can finally get on board with!

>>139464910
Any streams of the actual dams?

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2109 8/29/2017 6:33 AM 107.90'

2109 8/29/2017 6:33 AM 107.90'

2109 8/29/2017 6:33 AM 107.90'

2109 8/29/2017 6:33 AM 107.90'

2109 8/29/2017 6:33 AM 107.90'

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

If that dam goes, I'll probably see some flooding on this property.

Not that I want the dam to bust, but that'd be something to see.

what was the whole deal with the joel osteen thing

>>139464484
Are you from India? That would explain the colour.

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VOTE DEMOCRAT GET WET

>>139464901
>that reporter

OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN GOYIM STOP TALKING ABOUT THE EXTERMINATIONS YOU'RE CLEARLY FACING TROUBLES

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>>139464811
This is more of an extrapolate reading then the one that anon posted the other day.
Redditfag 'intellectuals' truly are a cancer.

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>>139464203
Post what you're listening to: A Perfect Circle - When The Levee Breaks - Live at Red Rocks - Stone & Echo
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UXYieA0tGqE

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>>139464984
>posting anime

>>139464984
Fuck off Fuqua.

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>>139464982
LETS GO

>>139464968
Thats pretty smart actually. You could say it was an electrical fire caused by something in the water fucking with the circuitry

>>139464404
Which part?

The belly of the dragon will drip water
>>139465111

>>139464871
That's stupid. They can't twist the arm of global forecasters like the ecmwf

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>>139464565
Uh oh. I use life buoys as sex toys. Is that bad?

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This is what happens when you turn en masse away from Christ. This is deserved.

>>139464996
Flood insurance is actually kind of hard to get. I don't even live in a flood plane and it would double my premiums.

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Horses are too weak for this weather we need emergency elks.

>>139465025
Maybe the pasta can soak up all the water.

>>139465043
He didn't want his office to become a public toilet.

>>139465043

Liberals basically just used it to shame him and virtue signal how a couple of Muslims were helping.

>>139464990
that was the fucking point, obviously?

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>>139464278
Honorable mention: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbrjRKB586s

If any anons are down stream from this dam get the fuck out now. If you go in though, we will not forget.

A little over an inch left till the water starts flowing over this thing.

>>139464996
>this area doesn't flood anon, you won't need flood insurance!
honestly wtf, my house didn't flood in ike so I thought we're good

>>139465135
Whatever gets you off m8.

>>139465152

that is a moose

>>139465152
NAME A MORE ICONIC DUO. I'M WAITING

>>139465152
>elk
Anon...

Please mirror this event in Commiefornia so all idiots can be purged,

>>139465025

All the birds look comfy

>>139465142
Fuck off you brainlet religious retard.

Someone go an hero and stream some footage of the dam.

We will honor your sacrifice for some comfy footage.

>>139465152
ywn be good doggo on moose bro ferrying you across the water.

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>>139465065
>>139465092

>>139465025

>Americans are so fat that they need a warehouse for a single type of pasta

Amazing

>>139465025

birds are so lucky with their wings and floating abilities

>>139465199
I'm 200 ft from Bufallo Bayou. I'll livestream if a deluge comes.

>>139465043
Super rich mega pastor with a giant empty church refused to open it as a shelter for his flock of lemmings

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post streams ITT to start the new houston river

107.90'

>>139464901
The way that reporter puts his hands on that guy... I would stomp him.

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>107.90'

F

>>139464888
That sucks I didn't know it flooded that bad over there. No wonder I couldn't go down Sunset on Sunday morning trying to get home. Left my car by 24 hr fitness and took 2 boat rides to get back to my house

>>139465142
It's what happens when you spend a quarter of your GDP on gibs to buy votes from the useless instead of on maintaining infrastructure and investing in the future.

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>>139465274
found the jew

>>139465065
>This much of a newfag

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Repent now before you are drowned.

>>139464203

Uhhh... spillover isn't good with a lot of rain to come. That dam very well may collapse.

Addicks Reservoir Facing West Feed
ustream.tv/channel/SPvAJLUahk2

no hands though

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>>139465410
JUST LET IT HAPPEN

>>139465410

Is a lot of rain coming?

>>139464984
>>139465310
Good goddess.

>>139465423
>flash player
no thanks

>>139464970

The abortion clinic is tiny you retard

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>>139464203
We of Australia stand in solidarity with the people of Houston. Our thought and prayers are with the families and loved ones of the victims.

>>139465025
NOT THE SPGHETTI WAREHOUSE, FUCK

>>139465469
48 hours of rain projected

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>>139465008
Nope this was the highest on Saturday

>>139465469
yeah, about another 48 hours worth lol

Cops being told on radio to stop sending messages to each other.

They know its happening!

>>139465469
Nah it's all over for now.

get the champagne ready lads..

autism is going to be satisfied soon

Why hasn't there been a sticky yet? Even if the dam doesn't go, this is a major happening. Faggot MODS

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>>139465324
Holy fuck. What is this negro apocalypse? Why did driver stop and didn't run over?

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>>139465469
Through Thursday at least.

It hasn't even begun to happen.

Forecasted rain???

Is it going to rain again over Houston or is it finished

>>139465152
this is why we need the real flag system back...

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Hey guys, what about me?

>>139465531
not enough people are talking about it to justify a sticky right now

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Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee. Blessed art thou amongst women and blessed is the fruit of thy womb Jesus. Holy Mary, mother of God, pray for Texas now and, wait, now. HAHAHA.

>>139465033
>tfw it reaches 107.99 and then starts dropping rapidly

https://twitter.com/BillKarins

Death is certain

>>139465551
It's moving a little way back out to the Gulf, picking up water and getting stronger, then moving back in as a tropical storm or cat 3 hurricane for another two days.

RIP Houston

>>139465158
By god you may have just saved the city!

>GET THE MAYOR ON THW PHONE

>>139465568
you failed us bitch

so when the dam collapses, where will it break first?

>>139465551
https://weather.com/weather/hourbyhour/l/USTX0617:1:US

>live Addicks Reservoir - Facing West
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/SPvAJLUahk2

>>139465373
Wtf I didn't mean to reply to myself. Meant to reply to>>139464978

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>>139465507

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>>139465568
You failed us.

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>>139465638

someone link the resevior cam please

>>139465638
It'll break first in the northwest corner, then that will cascade as the earthworks are washed away from the other side. The whole dam will break within a day once one corner goes.

>>139465531
it never happens tho

>>139465591
Even if the rain completely stopped, more water is inflowing from elsewhere than is outflowing

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Kim Jong Un in his final shitposter moments will fire invisible top secret missile at the dam to give us our happening.

fuckin dispatch lolis voice is ear piercing fucking goddamn.

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Embrace God now, before you drown with the sinners. Do not get caught up with their punishment.

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WHEN IT RAINS
IT
P O U R S
O
U
R
S

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Here we go lads. A REAL HAPPENING IS UPON US

anyone have webcam/livestream of downtown houston?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbrjRKB586s
Thread Theme

>>139465158

It's not literally a warehouse full of spaghetti

11 PEOPLE FELL OUT OF A BOAT

SOME RESCUED

TWO CHILDREN WHO FELL OUT OF BOAT

THEY ARE 500 FEET FROM DRY LAND

CLINGING TO A TREE

OVER 12 FEET OF WATER

COAST GUARD CALLED IN BECAUSE FIRE FIGHTERS CAN'T

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eo2T8ZljEBY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eo2T8ZljEBY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eo2T8ZljEBY

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>>139464984
>when you take the party trick too far

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>>139465591

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>>139465324
this is fucking horrifying

>>139465722
she sounds 12

>>139465671
Thats not even close to overflowing...

>>139465686
How accurate is the figure for the height of the dam anyway? It's an earthen dam, so there's no way it's accurate to within a hundredth of an inch.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVjdMLAMbM0

>>139465692
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/SPvAJLUahk2

>>139465671
Someone tell me how to watch this without flash pls

Less than half an inch left

>>139465671
>live Addicks Reservoir - Facing West
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/SPvAJLUahk2

>live Addicks Reservoir - Facing West
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/SPvAJLUahk2

>live Addicks Reservoir - Facing West
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/SPvAJLUahk2

>>139465746
lies

>>139465686
looks like bushland?

>>139465538
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=382njADcWvE

>>139465780
The dam isn't even in height.
See >>139465686

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post your comfy faces lads

>>139465800
Measures exist.

We'll know once it hits a peak and then starts going down rapidly.

>>139464396
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JebowNHkA_M

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God hates America. God will breach the dam.

>>139465686

>building a city at the bottom of a dam

it still blows my mind, why

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>>139465870

Looks like I woke up just in time to see Houston wiped off the map

>>139465814
>Need flash
Someone start a rabbit

>>139465822
It is. The "reservoir" is kept empty with the gates wide open until a major rain event happens, and then they start filling it.

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>>139465870
>me rn

What the fuck are you waiting for? Get the right wing militia's ready cunts, we are marching on Houston!

>>139465377
That's a Bingo!

>>139464577
why didnt they also stack the sofas on top of each other?

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Luke 21:36 - Watch ye therefore, and pray always, that ye may be accounted worthy to escape all these things that shall come to pass, and to stand before the Son of man.

>>139465814
What the fuck, there's like 4 feet left to breach?

Disappointing

>>139465914
Nothing's going to happen anon

>>139465929
rabb.it/over9k Im there now

6:47 AM 107.94'

>>139465500
itd probably be cooler if you sent rescue workers to help evacuate people but standing arounds good too, I guess

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>>139465870

>>139465903
it's a reservoir. It's where kids go to feed the geese and shit.

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>>139465870
C O M F Y
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2109 8/29/2017 6:47 AM 107.94'

2109 8/29/2017 6:47 AM 107.94'

2109 8/29/2017 6:47 AM 107.94'

COLLAPSE IMMINENT

>>139465903
The land was cheap. The niggers they put there are too dumb to consider why.

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>>139465500
Thanks aussie

>>139465999
I CAN FEET IT COMING, MR KRABS

6:47 AM 107.94'

It's too late now, dam will be gone in less than 30 minutes.

>>139465985
the lowest part only needs like an inch now, the biggest part is still 10 feet but the spillover could collapse it

>>139465975
>tfw even god hates niggers so much he drowns them

>>139465568
>"bureaucracy is goo-"

>>139465999
10 minutes till happening!

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>>139466033

>>139465999
CONFIRMED

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>>139466006
WHY DO WE EAT THEM???

107.94'
>107.94'
107.94'
>107.94'
107.94'
>107.94'

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>>139464601
It will rain until September
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1PqfT9zTjo

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>>139464787
>>139465999

It's pretty much moving up at the same pace

ANY MINUTE NOW! GET HYPED!

OVERFLOW IN 30 MINUTES

IS THERE A STREAM OF THE DAM

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>>139466100
Because they're delicious. It sucks they're so cute, though :3

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>>139465999
>>139466033
>>139466099
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

>>139466100
Bacon, sausages, ham.

>>139466066
Thanks for clarifying m8

FOX NEWS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fuzAhXkktU

CBS NEWS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTXQVOtroIQ

CARLOS GET ON TOP OF THE GOD DAMN DAMN NOW!!!!!

Link to reservoir page? Also how do I block these new ads at the bottom? uBlock isn't getting rid of them.

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1 Corinthians 6:9-10 - Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers of themselves with mankind

GOD WILL DROWN THE AMERICAN SINNERS

love me some comfy morning happening watch

>>139465469
Don't forget water flowing in from places further upstream!

>>139466170
They are also just as intelligent as dogs. It's barbaric

Humans were not meant to eat pigs

>>139465591
That is probably what will happen. As the water overtops the embankment the dirt will erode and gradually lower the surface of the entire reservoir.

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IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING ??????????

>>139466182
enjoy your cancer

>>139466202
This ^

Carlos, you better not die on us

>>139465985
when the end goes, it BTFOs of the dam and the dam falls apart closer to the higher part too

>>139465991
Everything is going to happen, AquaFresh

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>>139466159
THIS IS THE ONLY QUESTION THAT MATTERS

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so if the reservoir collapses do we rebuild houston or just donate it to the gulf? would this be the most kino world series ever if we pull it off?

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Post yfw the damn overflows and drowns thousands of niggers

>>139466225
nah

>>139466225

its the great 4chan happening of 2017 my good sir

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>>139466274

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https://www.harriscountyfws.org/GageDetail/Index/2110

2109 8/29/2017 6:47 AM 107.94'

The dam won't collapse.
A ton of more houses will get flooded. But not catastrophically fast.

>>139466144
https://youtu.be/lIPan-rEQJA

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>>139465870

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>>139466274

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14zHgCrywjU

>>139466225
no, it's gonna reach 108 and literally nothing will happen

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>>139466204
Allah you mean?

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>>139466274

>>139466266
We build floating casinos

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>>139466274

THE WATER JUST GOT 10 FEET HIGHER!

It's pretty much 107.97' right now. 10 min until overflow

>>139466289
Something bigger is coming in September, anon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEBDBpUgb58

https://www.pscp.tv/w/1eaJbmmMRmRGX

https://www.pscp.tv/w/1LyxBEEDzDkJN

>>139466289
>the great 4chan happening of 2017
It hasn't even begun

Work in med center in midtown. Work today)?

Rolling against damn collapse, dont want my friends to die

>>139465686
Has someone got a topography map to overlay, this is probably the best way to look at this. The Dam will spill at the sides first, due to the O > I ratio the speed at which it fills would increase slower.

GET COMFY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO7LQalNWI4

>>139465212
Elk in British English.

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Haha, LGBT. That stands for Let God Burn Them. LGBTQ you say? Let God Burn Them Quickly.

If the dam autists end up being right I will cap some niggers to redeem myself

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>>139466274

Rolling for cat 5

>>139466427
F

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>>139466427
failed.

your friends are dead, checkem.

>>139466378
Damn it, just put in a pizza and it wont be ready in time to eat as the dam bursts

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>>139466427

>>139466435
dam is obviously pointing downhill, so it will probably flow in that direction

>>139466448
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uz3yQmPsrY

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>>139466274

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LATEST PHOTO RIGHT NEXT TO THE DAM

https://twitter.com/IsraelEscam85/status/902489999219838976

>>139466427
rollin FOR total failure (collapse)

Cat 3 roll

>>139466531
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/SPvAJLUahk2

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>>139466435
Some other anon posted this

>>139466552
cat 5

>>139466427
A damn shame :(

>>139466486
category 4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxFBzyMBEus

rolling for failure

>>139466427
dame collapse

>>139466585
It's going to be a cat 3.

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>>139466585

rolling for fuck cali, earthquake destroys LA

Rolling for houston becomes atlantis

>>139466633
cat 5
checked

Farewell Houston

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>ywn use his pecs as an umbrella

Fug