/HFG/ - Hurricane Harvey Houston Flood General: TIGHTIE WHITIES

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This is going to be fucking catastrophic isn't it?

THANKS OBAMA

>>139461685
Need mo money for dem undapants

2.52 inches until the dam is topped!

REQUESTING LATEST DAMN READING

>>139461832

i god damn hope so, been waiting 3 days

WATCH.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yesq-Tt1eCk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yesq-Tt1eCk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yesq-Tt1eCk

>>139461832
Yep, massive scale, thousands if not tens of thousands of lives about to be lost.

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Reminder than when the dam breaks, it will go up the bayous and breach a shit ton of gas and oil tanks, which will leak out their hydrocarbons which will then promptly ignite.

>>139461832

Even the best case scenarios is a catastrophe.

No more clean undies

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>>139461685
107.79'
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>>139461685
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

107.79

>>139461872
107.79

>>139461798
houstonian here, born at memorial methodist hospital 22 years ago, ready to see this shit city hit the dirt desu

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>>139461835

My response was the latest info available, which is up to date.

If anything the US imports more oil from Europe than it gives.

>>139461884

and all they have to do is repent and let Chris take care of the rest

so many texans are stubborn

>>139461884
If only there was some warning, or a way to not be killed by slowly rising flood waters.

>Carlos walking around with a gun

Happening happenings

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more ferret

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>>139461832

Question: How much water is actually coming in per minute? As the water rises, the surface area increases meaning more water is required to make it rise. This thing has been filling rapidly for so long. Any math fag able to give a quick gist?

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F

>>139461915
fugg

>>139461901
BELLY OF THE DRAGON WILL LEAK WATER

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>>139461832

yes

and the mayor TOLD NOONE TO EVACUATE

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Reminder that the rain is forecast to continue strongly for 48 more hours at least.

So I asked a few threads ago. The dam will flood slowly wont it. So realistically unless there is erosion, there will be almost nothing out of the ordinary.

>>139461971
F

Captcha: Bridges

>>139461915
It's. So. Close.

>>139461971
He was so young and handsome.

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>>139461685

Doesn't Alex live in Texas?

>>139461971
F

>>139461832
Knowing how non-survivalist minded the population is down there, it will be.
If this happened in europe that wouldn't be the case I guarantee you that.

What is forecast the next 24 hours?

How many inches of rain over Houston?

>>139461963
Stream?

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>>139461832
yes

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>>139461685
IRELAND IS NEXT

>>139462033
Austin, his shit city is going to get hit with our nigger refugees

>>139461971

better than an hero, he reached level 9001

Why all the niggers interviewed on KHOU looked like high on drugs?

>>139461968
we're just waiting for the dam to be topped. less than 1/4 inch to go!!!!

>>139462018
I can't stress how much that fucking asshole nigger is at fault. The media is going to try to ignore it and he's going to act like he dindunuffin.

Fucking christ.
At least it's exactly the people who voted for his black ass that are taking the most life tolls.

>>139461968
It was 25-30k cubic feet per second inflow yestreday

>>139462059

Its in the op at the bottom

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>>139461945

Rebuilding Houston is going to put Trump in a scylla and charybdis situation
As there really isn't enough legal workers to rebuild Houston in a timely manner

>>139461901
Does this mean Houston is about to become the first city in history to burn down due to flooding?

>>139462089
Most of the flooded areas are nigger infested

>>139462023
Theoretically, bit this is a 70-year-old earthen dam that hasn't been maintained. Anything goes at this point.

Here is a vid lads.
https://streamable.com/vlr8n

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>>139461880

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WHERE IS MOMMY

>>139461968
too late for that line of reasoning

it's happening

>>139462018
>listening to a nigger
>ever

Katyfag. I'M STILL HERE.

>>139461945
lol who is Chris

>>139461892

I'm not surprised, with your lack of foreskin you need all the lube you can get.

>>139462065
DAY OF THE MASH SOON

>>139462139
comfy

>>139462065
Fuck yes, might have some happenings locally

>>139462023
>nothing out of the ordinary.
False. The water has been flowing into the reservoir and filling it up while other water flowed around and past. Now that the reservoir is full it can't hold anymore so all the water flowing into it will go through and add to the water flowing around it.

>>139462089
The probably were high on drugs

107.79'
>107.79'
107.79'
>107.79'
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>107.79'
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here we go

>>139461832
It already is.
Just imagine trying to survive waist deep in that cocoa butter soup.

>>139462139

Thanks dude

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>>139462122
that already happened in japan anon,

also there was a ghost in the footage from the fire garbage debris tsunami

>>139461832
There's a lot of flood-damage, but not much loss of life. It'll be pricey, but people will survive, and there will be a lot of rebuilding going on in a few weeks.

The dams, I assume, will hold. Dams don't simply fail in a modern developed nation like the US in 2017. Infrastructure tends to be "over-engineered" to guard against catastrophe. People thought that the Oroville dam would collapse at any moment a few months ago in California, but it was never at serious risk of collapse; it just suffered a bit of exterior damage. Houston will be the same way.

I remain confident simply because this is America; not some third-world shithole.

>>139462071
He lives way outisde Austin next to Jesse James on a members only golf course

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Norway here, our prices for America are going up 50%.

Sorry ^_^

>>139461884
Libtards and communists don't count as """lives"""

>>139462209
Yeah but that isn't the major happening a lot of people are looking for

>>139462139

very nice anon

>>139462139
you're a legend anon

>>139462008
*will DRIP water

>>139462023
>non-happening fag

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/JgyNETD3Xzs

Comfy stream

Guy on fox is at the damn

https://youtu.be/itqw0V6feMA

>>139461971
At least he died how he lived

F

>>139462107
I understanding not wanting to repeat what happened after Rita, but for fuck's sake. Everybody in storm surge zones should have been evacuated. Everybody in 100 year flood plane zones should have been evacuated, and everybody else should have stayed put and reassessed.

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The GET you've all been waiting for faggots! KEK WILLS IT!

>>139461968
Tried to figure that out earlier, but it was too complicated an equation as you would need to factor in rainfall averages and inflow to dam.

We can map it after when the dam breaks and see how gud Pepe industries were.

>>139462245
>Dams don't simply fail in a modern developed nation like the US in 2017
lel, the Addicks reservoir was built in the 1930's.

https://strawpoll.com/hd8egx3a
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>>139462121
If you don't do it timely all the nigs will have to relocate then houston can become an utopia.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmKLxoAPU1c&spfreload=10

>>139462278
I've been in these threads since the beginning

>>139462023
>almost nothing out of the ordinary.

Things are already unprecedented even if the dam holds.

>139462286

our guy

>>139462023
why do you do this and why bother with proxies you idiot?

we're on to you

>>139462286
I M M I N E N T

>>139462121
Sure there are. We just want top dollar, benefits, and white people working conditions.

>>139462245
>over engineered
a dam from the 30s

a dam from the 30s marked as 'extremely high risk for catastrophic failure' by the US corps of engineers back in 2012.

a dam from the 30s which is one of the most risky on the ENTIRE COUNTRY.

Does anyone have that facebook post or whatever the fuck it was that was floating around the day before Harvey hit? They were talking about inside-knowledge on catastrophic flooding ant 50+" of rain. That same news team that's now reporting out of a shit shack came out and reported on how that was "fake news" because the nigger mayor said so.

>>139462286
IMMINENT
>IMMINENT

>>139462139
Bless you anon

>>139461971
D-Davyd?

kekspeed texanon

>thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0q1gCsZykg

>>139461945
Chris is busy today.

>>139462350
What the hell, whatever, I was just curious.

>>139462315
i think 107.5 is the proper number

some settling is natural

107.81'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itqw0V6feMA

fox fake news got boot on the ground

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itqw0V6feMA

>>139462361
It'll hold. Overtopping is not a crisis for a dam as long as the dam structure remains intact.

>>139462423
no you're a fag

>>139462214

Carlos is kill

Carlos is kill

>>139462286
they're gonna wait to have a press conference at 8 am. WTF lol that's gonna be about an hour and a half late.

>>139462228
https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=C25RTDXFNWY

>>139462305
They literally widened up the highway northbound specifically to aid in evacuation measures. The plan was to allow all 10 lanes to head north. For fucks sake.

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>>139462364

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>>139462444
checked

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How high will Bufallo Bayou rise at allen pkwy due to damn spillover?

I live on 4th floor. First floor has 2 ft of water. Will I survive?

can someone wake up carlos? we know where he lives

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In the next hour or so

Welp looks like the worst is over. Finally things are becoming normal. What a ride, but it's time to move on now.

>>139462464

You realize everything downstream and behind the dam is already flooded, right?

>>139462464
this particular dam is one of the shittiest ones in the whole country and has been deemed by the army corps as 'extremely likely to catastrophically fail' as has been noted over and over for many threads

it's a goner

>>139462043
Yeah you would just start a hastag saying #notallhurricanes

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>>139461685
>mfw i might see waterworld come to life

>>139462515
You'll be fine. Assuming you've got clean water and some MRE's

>>139462527
shill

CARLOS WHERE ARE YOU? REPORT MOFO!

Did Carlos survive the looters?

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>>139462139
Awesome. Any chance of getting to the low point of the dam at 108' on the north side here?

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>>139462495
This picture really inundates my brain cells

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>>139462444
>>139462511

>>139462606
welp

>>139462360
I mean anon there is actually currently a labor shortage in the construction industry
Partly from the housing bubble bursting
And partly from economic conditions improving in Mexico.

>>139462495
Yep, 59, 45, and 10 all have contraflow lanes. All they had to do was load niggers onto buses and get them out of the flood zones. Abbott and TxDoT would have been happy to accommodate the evacuation.

>>139462607
carlos got jacked

he's got a bbc stuffed in every hole and is jerking off two more looters now, he can't type

that's if he's lucky

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>>139462043
>dies in 35 degree heatwave
euros in charge of surviving natural disasters

>>139462606
Aren't you tired Anon..? I'm so tired from staying up paying attention to this..
I think we should sleep
just sleep

>>139462629
Not right now too tired. Maybe in two hours.

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>>139462556
Environmentalism is basically a religion here and you know it.

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>>139462587
60L of water, but out of food. 2 packs of smokes and 6 tall boys tho.

Press F for what used to be

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Some bad hombres on here

>>139462659
nah

here's how i see it

they knew they didn't have the buses to evac all the section 8 niggers

so they said 'well whitey must suffer too'

this is obama's doing

>>139462139
legend

>>139462498
The mayor came out and said that shit wasn't true and for everyone to stay put. Fucking christ.

>>139462659
Precisely. If these fucks knew they should've said something.

This nigger mayor needs to hang.

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pepe dont fail us now

>>139462639
Sure, public transport seems good on paper, but I would rather be a homeless person under a bridge than have to spend two hours a day on a bus full of germs and niggers, thank you very much

2109 8/29/2017 5:59 AM 107.81'

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0.19 TO GO

oh shit

did carlos die?

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>>139462713
you're supposed to keep a year of food on hand brother

>>139462139
Thanks anon

Stay safe

GOOD LUCK TO HOUSTON ANONS!
>CARLOS
>VAN ANON
>U.S.S. AUTISM

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>>139462789
The Spirit of the South is displeased

>>139462721
If it does not overflow now, then it will later

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I'm in West U. There's no flooding here, and grocery stores and coffee shops are open for business. You Armageddon Cassandras are just hopped up on dat media-juice dopamine catastrophe rush. This is only slightly worse than Alison was back on 2001. And the mayor was right not to call for evac, if any of you were here for Rita, you'd see what a fucking disaster it would have been. But that's right, none of you have any idea what you're talking about, and this is 4chan so who gives a shit

>>139462139
Please don't die anon

>>139462656
If they were actually willing to train I would line up for a construction position

>>139462823
I guess I have protein powder and 3 sticks of butter. That's all you need right?

>>139462789
2.28 inches

>>139462789
LET THE WATER HIT THE DAM
>LET THE WATER HIT THE DAM
LET THE WATER HIT THE DAM
>LET THE WATER HIT THE DAAAAAAM

> if you are not being saved you are saving
> 'shows fat bitch getting flag that flew in the wind'

What the fuck is wrong with people?

>>139462713
boil leather, its edible

>>139462843
pics or kill urself faggot, we have anons going out and showing how bad things are. kill yourself kike shill

>>139462868
you'll be good for a while

try to conserve ammunition but also bag a few looters for us too

>>139462886
FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

>>139462843
>West U.
>In the path if Addicks gives

You're either retarded or suicidal.

>>139462139
Stay up at the dam, safer than down below

>>139462843
you keep trying this, nobody believes you

>>139462823
you misspelled Liqour. it's ok you probably aren't from Texas

>>139461832
Nah, we never get good happenings.

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my house is that black circle lads, honestly feeling pretty good right now, I feel like my life will be more interesting once it gets deleted by the dam water

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>>139461880
HEY you guys remember a few months ago about those lgbt crosswalks in Houston?

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>>139462988
>you misspelled Liqour

>>139463010
Would this be Houston's Chinatown?

>>139463010
why the fuck is everything in korean

>>139463032
hahahahahaha GONE

>>139462721
Man I voted No

is pol evil or stupid

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>>139463032
really makes you think

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>>139461685

YFW insurance failures due to Harvey is the black swan for the global economic collapse. Dindu and nignog looting gangs coming to a city near you.

>>139463073
dammit i'm drunk.

>>139463083
No Chinatown is Bellaire and beltway 8

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>>139463083

>>139463010
>my house is that black circle lads,

/pol/ is all non whites.

>>139463089
After watching live streams yesterday, it appears very few actual Americans live in Houston. It's mostly immigrants and niggers, from what I saw.

>>139463083
No Chinatown is in the Bellaire area.

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Wanna buy a dike?

>>139463089

we found the foreigner anon

>>139463083
most koreans are near gessner on the right north of i10, chinese are in sugarland

>>139463089
I'm korean

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>>139463102
both.

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>>139462936
Ready to go here

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>>139461685
Oh, man. What a time I chose to return from my information lockdown to 4chan only to see another happening and this one is happening!

>>139462245
Why did you have to post this smug shit?...you realize you just doomed us all because inevitably this will be screen capped to face rape you with "I told you so's " and epic bantz. My mom is there bro, you just fucked with my family...you're dead to me now.

>>139463121
"Even though homeowners' insurance covers natural disasters related to wind damage, they do not cover the flooding that often follows storm surges from hurricanes"

If the dam breaks then it is no longer a natural disaster and they get insurance. The dam needs to break.

>>139463032
That is a fucking eyesore.

107.86'
107.86'
107.86'
107.86'
107.86'
107.86'
107.86'

both sites read 107.81

>>139463207
>we
juden please

I had to tell one fatty there wasnt enough room on my boat for her. My boat has a limit of 7 people. So I put 6 on and left her behind. Her fat ass would have put my boat dangerously over capacity. Bitch was 300lbs. She told me she was kill me if the flooded didn't get her or me first.

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>>139463224
>skimping and not getting thermal vision
i bet you're regretting that now

>>139463226
I would play that game actually.

Is Carlos ok?

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>>139463210
>I'm korean
Well it's your time to shine!

>>139463226
>information lockdown to 4chan
w-what?

>>139463224
yes, shoot the flood water that will make stop.

Burger education at its finest

>>139462963
>>139462931

lmao yeah some parts of the city are totally fucking flooded, but West U is one of the richest neighborhoods in the US, almost entirely white, so naturally it isn't flooded. If you think I'm going to leave my comfy house at 6 am to take pictures outside in the rain for some sperglord on 4chan then you're even stupider than I thought you were. Feel free to believe the media frenzy, I really can't give two shits

>>139463210
ROOF KOREAN GO PROTECT THE CITY

>>139463321
We dont know.

If he does note get out in the next hour, he will die in the flood.

>>139463304
I make 30k a year...

Buying the rifle itself was a stretch.

>>139463191
It's like you didn't already learn that from /hwndu/

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>>139463226
what will happen?

>>139463230
Protip: If your house is in danger of flooding, start it on fire. Fire is covered by insurance, and the flood will erase evidence of your arson.

HAVE FUN HOUSTON!!!

>>139463392

Someone inform Carlos

>>139463374
take off that scope and use your irons, it won't do any good at night and the irons are good out to a couple hundred yards

>>139463389
haha holy shit, see ya l8r houston fgs

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>>139462823
>tfw Mormon
>tfw you got that year's worth

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My parents house is fucked

>>139463338
it's for niggers dummy

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RIP

https://twitter.com/IsraelEscam85/status/902489999219838976

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Fugg I thought daddy was gonna come save us

>>139463389
> Addicks will overflow
> Addicks water will weaken support of the dam
> Addicks will collapse unleashing a ton of water
> Depending on where it collapses it could hit Barker dam

When overflows, it will cause a flood that will break oil tanks causing them to ignite and creating a surge of fire water with fire ants

>>139463121
Nah, the economy bounced back after Hurricane Andrew, and that was in an area where people had insurance, unlike New Orleans. Although the insurance industry got much more Jewy afterwards.

http://www.insurancejournal.com/news/southeast/2017/08/24/462204.htm

while everyone is focused on Houston..

what's really going on?

Is Houston being used as a distraction?

>>139463194
We're all in the suburbs and surrounding city's. Im south east of Houston and mostly white folks here

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>>139463511

107.85'
107.85'
107.85'
107.85'
107.85'
107.85'

>>139463487
>not even mormon and i have at least 6 months worth
i could do better

>>139463511

god damn idiots, they had a week to leave by now ffs

>>139463542
NOT THE SPICY BOYS

2109 8/29/2017 6:15 AM 107.85'

2109 8/29/2017 6:15 AM 107.85'

2109 8/29/2017 6:15 AM 107.85'

ITS HAPPENING

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>139463502
It`s called a pool, and it actually increases the value of the house

>>139463511
>israel e scam 85
sounds like a federal court case

>>139463502
at least they have a gator fence

Carlos, you need to get your beer and doggo and run man. This will be some fucking Japanese Tsunami shit right on top of you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86ThCibkHQw

>>139463571
confirmed

>>139463032

>this triggered a noah-like flood

if this isn't proof god exists, what is?

>>139463290
Where were you rescuing people?

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Once Houston gets wiped out, what should they do on it's grounds?

Waterworld style survival theme park?

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>>139462018
>>139462107
Evacuating isn't this magical fix-everything and save-everyone solution. It has its own risks. The less time you have to initiate an evacuation, the riskier it is, and Harvey didn't look back enough to evacuate from until very recently.

>but they could evacuate the low areas
And they have been, but they haven't been doing a houston-area-wide evacuation of millions of people. It takes an hour to make it through Houston through traffic on a good day; massive traffic jams on roads with weather like pic related would lead to hundreds of deaths, if not thousands.

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>>139463511
>Israel EsSCAMilla

>>139463502
Jake why don't you invite the boys over and go for a nice dip with your old Uncle Al?

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>>139463511
>Jewish first name, Hispanic last name

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>>139463594

>>139463444
It's a red dot and it's about to be daylight.

No unrest here so far. There was a mini-riot when a shell station opened up briefly down the street, but that's it.

South of me is sounding bad. lot of gunshots.

>>139463032
Thank you God for smiting these sinners.

>>139463646
>Carlos, you need to get your beer and doggo
Somebody stole his doggo, no joke

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>>139463527
he's on it

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>>139461685
Its everything I ever hoped to be

>>139463502
crest is in 2-3 days
add 6 feet of water to that picture m8

>>139463607
Not when it over flows into the house you kraut

>>139463321
He won't be for long

>>139463335
I was in information lockdown. And I've returned from it to 4chan to learn some terrific news.

>>139463315
Ask Germans, they've probably already made 2 versions of it. And AFAIK you can spill a dam (even fill it with shit) in Cities:Skylines (or how's it called)

>>139463389
Isn't there a flood happening now? Did I misread anything about Houston?

>>139463511
>Israel
S

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>>139463607
>>139463759

>>139463746
those houses will all float away

they don't have basements or deep foundations, just a couple cinder blocks

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>>139463188
I am moving there next year. Where should I go? Coming from
>pic related

>>139463759
Then its an indoor pool, they are even better

>>139463691
The local news where I'm at was reporting that Houston would see flooding in the range of 4-6 ft at a minimum as early as Thursday evening.

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>>139463734
lol

>>139463502
Where is this?

>>139463783
that's a nice home office set

>>139463542

>the fire rises!

not just a meme anymore

Well Trump is coming to Texas now. He will fix everything, quickly!

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>>139463732
Fuck man, if I lost my house its whatever, but if I lost my dog in a flood I would be devestated

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Hurricane Harvey will continue to wreak havoc on Houston for the rest of the year. It will make landfall in Houston 12 times.

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FFFFFFFFUGGGGG MY ABARTMENT

>>139463783
the tile looks good with a piss-tint

>>139462008
i HATE YOU

>>139463542
Now that is some good ole TexMex Salsa if I have ever seen it.

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>>139463502
>>139463783
That truly sucks.

>>139463836
>that was a nice home office set
Is more like it

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What are you listening to right now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ylyqoxh-cXk

>>139463836

thatll buff right out

>>139463880
>that fish
Oh how fucking ironic

>>139463783
Fuck .Thats some nice furniture

>>139463783
At least its mostly rain water. Back during my childhood we lived near a river, and whenever there was a flood our whole house was covered in mud

>>139463833
Friendswood oaks, friendswood tx >>139463836
>that's a nice home office set
Was a nice home office set

>>139463759
Isn't indoors pool even more prestigious?
I wouldn't know since in Russia we all live in 20-storied commieblocks with 200 sq ft (20 normie units of area) apartments.

>>139463920
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbrjRKB586s

>>139463511
F

boat sales are going to skyrocket now...

who else is going to buy a boat?

>>139463783
get a straw

>>139463920
see
>>139462402

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>>139463861
Shhhiiittttteeeee

>>139463561
Yeah bro omg this is totally a slide thread...quick go back to your Blacked threads and spread the real news.

>>139463880
what's in the seward case anon?

>>139463607
I laughed, Hans.

>>139463954
>buying the floating Jew

>>139463954
Boat salesman detected

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UPDATE:

STILL RAINING

107.85'
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107.85'
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107.85'

Overflow will happen at ~7:20

>>139463563
Deer Park?

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>>139463880
anon you need to put your pet swordfish back in the water

How realistic is the dam breaking? I don't want to get my hopes up if it's not happening

>>139463998
Payback

>>139464033
holy shit it's all the way up to the basketball hoop

is this real?

why did no one just raise their furniture on storage boxes or something?

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>>139463783
Can anyone explain, I always see these flood images of houses, isn't it dangerous to walk in that water? How do you not get electrocuted? Is the power out? If it wasn't out would you get electrocuted?

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>>139463920
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDncRIq64Lo

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It's just a city anon, you'll get used to seeing them fall

>>139463920
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6kMbpI4k4U

>>139463836
He should sell it on Letgo

>>139464066
6 gorillion percent

>>139463812
Kingwood, the Woodlands, or Katy

>>139464033
What if you drained the pool? Crazy idea, right?

>>139463920
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyUiu_2jjP8

>>139463949
Are you the same finbro as before? Have you even slept yet?

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>>139463734
>6,000,000 likes

>>139464078

kek

>>139464092
I'd be more worried about microscopic critters

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>>139463880
turn the power off

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>>139464078
>

>>139464037
More like 6:50.

>>139464078
From a friend in a suburb called Friendswood.

>>139464092
Electricity is a jewish lie, anon.

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Did Poseidon go too far?

>>139461971
he died?

>>139463954

It's smart to have a small jon boat and outboard around, and you can have fun fishing on rivers and protected waterways.

If you live in a city near the sea, definitely.

>>139464128
No, I'm someone else

>>139464033
How much is your house worth?

In my country this would cost $1 million, regardless of location

>>139463892
Dont worry anon, UK will see it's fair share of Harvey also - and the political leaders will be stunned into silence.

>>139464066
50/50
its old as fuck, and a "high risk"
but its still concrete construction