/HFG/ - Hurricane Harvey Houston Flood General: WATER RISING

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Montrose reporting in

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Reminder

protip for anyone watching youtube streams

use gaming.youtube.com for maximum c o m f y

this thread is moving so quickly that nobody will notice my balls smell like A1 steak sauce

This is the end

My only friend...

The end.

First for Harvey the hurricane.

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>they want to be taken to the horses

Unexpected feels.

NO SENSOR UPDATES IN 30 MIN

IT'S SUBMERGED

>>139459549
Dank happening

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Good thing they saved a lot of money by only building two.

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DAM WILL FAIL IN THE NE CORNER FIRST

CARLOS IS KILL ALREADY BY LOOTERS

>>139459647
What did kek mean by this?

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you're fucked kiddo

>>139459626
is it still a gay hell hole there??

>>139459549
I've been watching this shit all night long. You burgers are like a reality show for us lately.

>>139459687

other site reads 107.64..

so it might still be moving

Sienna fag falling asleep at my post I hear a loud truck going by. No visuals still

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>stayed up watching the dam rise
>been drinking alot of water
>am really tired but to hyped to go to bed
>finally do so and start dreaming about the flood
>wake up feeling wet

I FUCKING PISSED MY PANTS /HFG/ AM A GROWN ASS MAN WTF

>>139459549
Friendly Reminder: Ron Paul is from Houston.

I hope all my Houston bros and Texas bros are safe but also I hope White Oak Music Hall gets fucked hard

>>139459647
Pepe engineering is going to get fucked if their project fails. At least they have skin in the game.

This wouldnt have happen if you made the right choice in 2012

>>139459687
Someone reported that in last thread to i think

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I'd just like to say, that even though I want to see a happening, that I love all you niggers and these threads are the best of the Internet.

Stay sage fellow /pol/tards but remember, they expect one of us in the wreckage.

>>139459762

the autism is real

>>139459654
What the fuck is that smell?
It smells like steak sauce and sweaty ballsac

>>139459739
so +0.02 in 5 minute interval, the rate is holding steady

hello. I'm new to houston. I'm in midtown right now, work in the medical center. what are the chances that I'll have to call in tomorrow?

>>139459687
One of the sensors is a pressure plate at 80ft or something. It better be submerged.

>>139459729

Montrose hasn't been gay for awhile, everybody got priced out and replaced with yuppies.

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>>139459791

Unofficial RIP To Carlos

You'll be Hozai in heaven based anon

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>>139459762

You've given part of your soul to this happening Sven. It's within you now. The waters will rise, the dams will break.

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ALSO REMEMBER

ATTENTION

ACHTUNG

LQQK

QQ

When the dam starts overflowing it will fill up the bayous because of storm surge (which is pushing against the area disallowing drainage) and cause HUNDREDS of GIANT OIL TANKS to rupture or leak, and the hydrocarbons like gas and oil will all light on fire.

ALSO REMEMBER

ATTENTION

ACHTUNG

LQQK

QQ

>>139459878
that's better than it was. fort worth here. went down there in 2005 and it was a faggy mess.

>>139459762
Your piss will travel across the globe and contribute to the flood for us.

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>>139459762

At least not poo pants like me

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>>139459935

>>139459762
Don't worry man; drinking lots of water before bed fuggs you up real bad, try not to do that

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>>139459842
>+0.02
lol we are splitting hairs here

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>>139459729
>>139459878
Once they got rid of Mary's Montrose took a turn

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>>139459687
SHUT IT DOWN

>>139459700
so the Houston nigger dems doomed their city because they didn't want to fund flood defenses when it's easier to give stupid nogs free shit.

>>139459945
>When the dam starts overflowing it will fill up the bayous because of storm surge (which is pushing against the area disallowing drainage) and cause HUNDREDS of GIANT OIL TANKS to rupture or leak, and the hydrocarbons like gas and oil will all light on fire.


Houston is going to be consumed by a floor of fire...

Belly of the dragon confirmed!

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>>139459729
straight white males have gentified it.

It's 5:30 AM and it hasn't stopped raining for days. It's cozy but starting to get haunting.

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The situation seems even more dire when you see that THIS beta virgin dam is what's protecting Houston from Armageddon.
btw this is the part closest to Carlos' house

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>>139459935


This is bullshit, there are large swathes of the city with no flooding. Do you not understand why they call it THE HEIGHTS?

>>139459945

literally a giant bomb

>>139459837
machismo

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>>139460040

Paranoid anon Carlos is killed by not being paranoid enough about the flood...

What did they mean by this?

>>139460053
But all the nigger parts are submerged, right?

STILL NO UPDATE

2109 8/29/2017 4:55 AM 107.62'

is the dam falling apart? sensors gone?

>>139460071
shit's fucked up

the army corps knows about this though, hopefully they are thinking ahead on this one

on the other hand they are heavy promoters of affirmative action

>>139460004
ex friend of mine lives down there. she went all fucking commie feminist and haven't talked to her in years. hoping she gets looted by some nigs

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>>139460099

>>139460101
it was the niggers that got him

he died like 2 hours ago

Announced - OVER 9000 people in the shelter now.

>>139459842
>so +0.02 in 5 minute interval, the rate is holding steady


You're going to be so unhappy when it hits 108, and no news crew is out at the dam to watch the trickle of pee seeing around the corner of a 6inch dirt pile.

Relax, we got hours to wait till anything like a flood happens.

>They couldn't even set up beds in the rescue center

Fucking niggers cant do anything

>>139459872

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ummmm

>107.70
107.70
>107.70
107.70
at 05:15
wew

Friendswood checking in. Only sprinkling now but windy as fuck. Water is pooling on my end of the street and just starting up the driveway again like Sunday. All surrounding neighborhood are flooded from Clear Creek. I'll go walk around and get you guys some pics when the sumn comes up.

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>>139460045
Here's a streetview from the southern wall near the gate.

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>>139460176
you've got to be kidding, they literally said that?

>>139460053
what in the fuck is that image?

>>139460144
I wonder why they've stopped. It can't be that it's overflowing.. r-right?

>>139460144
If could be that the water is has begun flowing around the dam
When it does the level will stabilize balanced by the through flow

The end is nigh motherfuckers

>>139460176
>Announced - OVER 9000 people in the shelter now.

is that the one built for 5000 ?
just imagine the smell from all those niggers.
Riots Wednesday.

Army Corps of Engineers about the decision to open the flood gates
>Damned if you do damned if you don't

Alright lads, guy from >>139456790 took the pictures by Sherwood Elementary so you guys get an idea of how it looks in that area.

Downloading pictures off phone.

I love you guys. I hope this shit doesn't wash me away. 4chan has been something else. Shit has been a part of my life for over a decade. Love you guys.

>>139460212
Sauce?

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Next time you're shopping for a domicile in Houston, consider one of these:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ao46q23Mmtc

>>139460045

rip carlos

he will forever be in our hearts as the greatest hero on 4chan.
an hero aint got shit on carlos
he will live forever in our greatest memes and is now close to our almighty kek god.

pepe have mercy on his soul,

amen

>>139459967
Unfuckingbelievable. How high are those overhead signs? 20-25ft?

>>139460324
i hope you die faggot

>>139459945
THE BELLY OF THE DRAGON WILL DRIP WATER
>THE BELLY OF THE DRAGON WILL DRIP WATER
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THE BELLY OF THE DRAGON WILL DRIP WATER
>THE BELLY OF THE DRAGON WILL DRIP WATER
THE BELLY OF THE DRAGON WILL DRIP WATER
>THE BELLY OF THE DRAGON WILL DRIP WATER

It's raining like a motherfucker down in Galveston.

>>139460309

God bless anon

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Can the guy hosting the stream on youtube turn the news down? Theres mad shit going on the radio

>>139460325
https://waterdata.usgs.gov/nwis/uv?cb_all_=on&cb_00054=on&cb_62615=on&cb_62615=on&format=gif_stats&site_no=08073000&period=&begin_date=2017-08-21&end_date=2017-08-29

>>139459871
>pressure plate
Well that's smart.

>>139460144
>>139460243

It just occured to me that the power supply unit for those sensors might be gone, either through flooding or because batteries ran out. That area shouldn't have working powergrid anymore right?

>>139460325
USGS site has it at 107.70

>>139460281
they recently revised that and said they have plenty of room. it's gotta be a hell hole by now. couple days in and they will likely have a murder or three.

>>139460324

We love you too, frogger

reminder

if the water goes over the spillway (108) the dam itself is seriously fucked

>>139459647
>>139459816
frogs are amphibious, and live on the boundary of land and water

pepe will be fine

>>139460045
fuck lad i could shit out a better dam than that

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>>139460205

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USGS website, @05:15 107.70 ....

>>139460361

A dragon's belly will be filled with fire and drip water.

Soon the tanks of oil will leak and burn.

>>139460212
what's the breaking point?

>>139460377
If they don't have a back up generator for such significant structure, they deserve to flood.

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107.71'
>107.71'
107.71'
>107.71'
107.71'
>107.71'


IT RISES !!!!!!!!!!!

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>>139460281
>just imagine the smell from all those niggers.

>>139460205
That is false

>>139460227
it's literally a rubble dam and it's never had to deal with this much water, ever

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>>139459549
So, Mother Nature comes up with an idea like hurricane Harvey then Father God sticks his dick in to make it happen. Pedo satanist elite scum are only allowed to be in power because they help people find God when said people get redpilled to the Truth and weep at the sadness of the murdered children. I say fuck you mom and dad, your work here on Earth is shit! Bring us a real happenning. Break the dam, God! Bring more destruction! Damnit it, has anyone seen my medication?

107.70 and 107.71 on both sites now

>>139460205
fake news

>>139460439
108

No meme

>>139460160
Lived in Mantrose about 10 years ago. It was still degenerate but no PC bull. The Houston I remember was always more about chemtrails than bipartisan politics. Sorry to hear about your friend anon, I too lost many to the mind virus.

>>139460439
108 ft at its lowest point

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>>139460464

Shit, it's gonna overflow soon.

I need to eat

>>139460281
Must smell like sweden.

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OH FUCK

2109 8/29/2017 5:27 AM 107.71'

SOON

THE RECKONING

>>139459762
Totally understandable. At least you don't shit yourself in public.

.29-.30" now, boys.. Brace yourselves

>>139460439
108 is the lowest point of spillway 111 both sides of spillway overflow, main part of dam is 119 but likely wont hold if other parts have 4-5 ft of overflow. Sensor goes up to 117 feet from what i've read.

Are those who're saying they're in Houston on here lying?

>still posting on 4chan while your city is underwater and millions need help
>still posting on 4chan instead of making evacuation plans
>still posting on 4chan and not praying to God to give you guidance

>>139460439
>what's the breaking point?

WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR.
Fat negress on KHOU complaining they be gibbbs mens underwear.
"We need women's underwear, preferably for obese fat nigger bitches"

Entitled fucking bitch should be shot.

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>Michael Signer is the current mayor of Charlottesville, Virginia

>Signer, who is Jewish, lives in Charlottesville with his wife, Emily Blout, and their twin sons

>Statue of Robert Edward Lee on horse in Lee Park (2008); in 2017 the park was renamed "Emancipation" Park and the statue has been proposed for removal

>>139460205
Focus on the water, goy, the water

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>>139460486

>>139460361
>>THE BELLY OF THE DRAGON WILL DRIP WATER
>THE BELLY OF THE DRAGON WILL DRIP WATER
>>THE BELLY OF THE DRAGON WILL DRIP WATER
dear god

>>139460359

16-18 ft. minimum for trucks

WHY ARE THESE FUCKING TV NIGGERS INTERVIEWING REATRDS FOR MCFEELS AND SHILING DONATIONS AND CAN'T GET VID OF THE FUCKING DAM REEEE

>>139460590
dam footage is probably classified by the mayor or some gay shit to prevent the panic he incited by telling people not to leave, then changing his mind at 5 am and telling everybody to leave right away

>>139460555
If youre not in immediate danger and have supplies its probably better to stay in place

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>>139460559


SEND FATTER PANTIES

>>139460552
Would be really useful to have footage of the lower spillway to see if any significant erosion takes place

>>139460555
Not all of them, we've had five legitimate anons in Houston, two live streamed. One was at a campus and another near a graveyard shaped mount in his yard.

>>139460555
Houston here.
Not everything is underwater.
Since we never got hit by the wind specifically, not everywhere has lost power or even internet connection.
Not all of us have anything else to do but post on /pol/

>>139460561
>wife didn't take his last name
lel

>>139460590
you don't want to be there when it goes, and the Army Engineer probably don't want civvies up in their shit

>>139460590
GIBS D'NATIONS, WHITEY

This storm isn't going to stop at Texas
Harvey will consume the entire contiguous United States

>>139460559
SHE ALSO GOT SEVEN CHIRRREN! Jesus fucking Christ...

Is Carlos the dude larping trying to find jeff? or is it some other shit. I was gone for a day and you people keep reinventing the wheel

>>139460555
checked, but why not post on 4chan when you're just waiting to die?

gives you something to do and we all appreciate it

also they are more reliable and informative than the news

>>139460501
It's real
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/08/29/cajun-navy-volunteers-reportedly-shot-at-while-helping-harvey-victims.html

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we're 0.29 away from armageddon

get comfy

>>139459626
How are you still alive

>>139460434
The prophecy is coming to pass.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYpd-2buQc0

>>139460574
NOT A DRILL

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>>139460559
>"We need women's underwear, preferably for obese fat nigger bitches"
TOP FUCKING KEK

>>139460714
niggers looted him, he's dead

soon the dam will break and he will be washed away
>>139459711

>>139460555
what if they have scuba gear and oxygen tanks on standby anon?

>>139460706
>>139460739

nice, stay safe

>>139460706
>>139460739

Where is this?

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>>139460683
GET TO THE DAM AND STREAM FOR US FAGGOT

COLLAPSE IS IMMINENT. YOU WILL GET 10 MILLION VIEWS ON YOUTUBE

fuck off harvey

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PERFECT

dam will spill in less than 2 hours

SUN RISING TO MAKE SURE WE SEE IT WELL

PRAISE

>>139460746
i know they were shot at

the report that they weren't is fake news

>>139460827

SOON

>>139460827

DAAAAAAAAAM SON

>>139460827
POUR WATER INTO IT

>>139460004
So weird seeing this after two decades...fucking hell I'm old.

>>139460827
carlos?

>>139460853
>>139460827
Oh shit.
Oh holy shit.

>>139460827

KINO
I
N
O

>>139460827
J U S T

>>139460853
Is there a before and after of this?

>>139460853
THE ABSOLUTE MAD MAN

are there signs of water at the base of the dam on the other side yet?

If so get the fuck outta there

>>139460827
Is it still raining?

Looks like it's stopped from the photos I'm seeing.

West U reporting in. I'm just mad my amazon prime deliveries are delayed.

>>139460755
I can't think of a bigger happening in all of my time here on /pol/

Man oh man... it's really fucking happening!

>>139460667
i mean its literally a pile of dirt, it's not IF the dam fails it's a question of when.

>>139460902
that looks a lot more than .3ft

>>139460902
>>139460933

DIG DIG DIG

>>139460861
literally linked you

i give up

>>139460827
ADIOS CARLOS

>>139460555
>evacuation
Houston could take 100 more inches of rain and my apartment still wouldn't flood. Sixth floor.
>your city
Houston can become Atlantis for all I care. Now, The Woodlands on the other hand...

>>139460559
Imagine having to deal with 1000s of them? The demands. The ingratitude. The rudeness. The sass and head bobbing?

How close is this shelter to the the dam and will it be washed away upon bursting?

>>139460933
Pee in it

If it is Carlos, he's safer near the dam as he'd be able to stay away from the flood path.

>>139460827

holy shit

thats all going into the bayou

>>139460902
>can see mucky flow
oh fuck it's gonna go anon

>>139460827
Comparing carlos stream and what is right there, the water is fucking rising

>>139460987
this.

>>139460555

My street isnt even flooded

>>139460998

USE THE DIGGER IN THE BACKGROUND!!!!

DIG IT

>>139460227
holy fuck I've passed that thousands of times on the way to bear creek park, my house is literally 5 minutes away :D
hopefully i10 takes some of the heat off the surge if my house isn't already fucked completely.

How economically important is Houston? Are people still going to work there?

PICTURE ANON TAKE A REALLY CLOSE PICTURE OF THE WATER AND GROUND SO WE CAN SEE HOW CLOSE IT IS
>PICTURE ANON TAKE A REALLY CLOSE PICTURE OF THE WATER AND GROUND SO WE CAN SEE HOW CLOSE IT IS
PICTURE ANON TAKE A REALLY CLOSE PICTURE OF THE WATER AND GROUND SO WE CAN SEE HOW CLOSE IT IS
>PICTURE ANON TAKE A REALLY CLOSE PICTURE OF THE WATER AND GROUND SO WE CAN SEE HOW CLOSE IT IS

>>139460998
Is that a fucking digger? Is anon going ing to breach the dam for us?

Fucking kek!

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>>139460760
on the 4th floor. still comfy

>>139460848
I'm actually on I-10, 30 minutes from the dam. The roads to get to it are probably flooded, and technically I'm on the clock, so no can do.

>>139460827
>that water on the top
This shit is going to collapse

>>139460827
Wow that's scary

>>139460994
>implying anywhere is safe from impending doom

USGS has it at 107.74


HAPPENING IMMINENT

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about 3 inches!

>>139460827

F, brother

>>139460933
>>139460902
>>139460853

This is the Dam? It's not even that big.

>>139460827
>>139460853
>>139460902
>>139460933
>>139460963
>>139460998
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>>139461045
>>139461071
You off of HWY6 anon???

>>139461071
[Shatter Intensifies]

>>139460998

>conveniently placed construction equipment

it's like (((they))) want someone to do it!

NEW PLAN

LISTEN UP ARMY CORPS

YOU GOTTA OPEN UP ALL THE LOCKS AND FLOOD GATES IN THE BAYOUS

THE WATER HAS TO BE ABLE TO ESCAPE OR IT WILL FUCK THE CITY EVEN WORSE

>>139461042
It is the oil Capitol of the USA. So it's pretty dam important

>>139460823
why can't women use men's underware?

Nothing is going to happen, guys.

>>139460968
He's on the east side, hapennings are at the north.

>>139461106
its more of a levee

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>>139460555

Stop being dramatic, lots of the city isn't flooded. I never lost power or internet. Comfy.

>>139461106
It's a shitty reservoir made of dirt.

>>139461042
Houston is the world's #1 producer of plastics, and all of the U.S.'s petrochemical industry is based out of here (the entire gulf coast is lined with refineries). Most of it is under water at this point. The economic impact of this flooding is going to rock the entire planet.

>>139461042
It's the main hub for oil and gas that comes from the Gulf in the USA
Journalists from local stations kept calling it the Energy capital of the US

>>139460700
Right now it's projected to ride all the way up the Mississippi River watershed to Ohio

RIP New Orleans

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>>139460700
not just America, but the worrrrrld bwahaha

>>139460963

Was is scary anon? you home and comfy now?

Carlos is like the guy and his wife who realised they were not going to survive that volcanic eruption and filmed it as death came at them at super sonic speeds jesus. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cvjwt9nnwXY.

A true connoisseur of happenings

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Outside KHOU right now. Looks freaky on Allen parkway

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>>139461111

PRAISE HIM!

>>139461133
KEK HAS SPOKEN.

PHOTOANON, MAN THAT CAT

>>139460998
>cat
He is gonna break the dam!!

>>139460968

Different parts have different heights

>>139461138
>pretty dam important
Pun intended

>>139461051
How are you holding up?

>>139461122
that's the spot eh

fuuuuck

>>139460843
looks like anthills at terry hershey park around eldridge

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>>139461177
yea, drying off now.

>>139460963

Where is this from ?
Northwest Houston ?

>>139461145
this, nothingburger

>>139461162
>>139461148

OP get your dam(n) spade and start digging to make it collapse.

Create a weak point.

>>139461103
Do it anon

>>139461143
STOP OPPRESSING WOMEN SHITLORD

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>>139461091
Tiddalik is about to laugh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lS-af9Q-zvQ

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>>139460827
get a boat asap or something that will help you float. you might need it. Waterworld coming to life

>>139460827
You're one brave feller

F

>>139461138
>oil exports to Europe cut off just in time for winter
>only source of fuel is putin who merkel has been super mean to
kek

>>139461192
>>139461143

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>>139461204
Only 5 beers left. send FEMA

>>139461214
west houston, north of i10/west of b8

ARMY CORPS SHOULD BREACH DAM NOW

release it or itll be a catastrophic fuck up

>>139460238
Spoopy

Rescue Boat Pede from yesterday. We've been asked to stand down. Several field reports of attempted boat theft. Sad...

>>139461186
they have to do this or the whole city is fucked, the water will communicate up the bayous and destroy all the oil infrastructure

>>139461213
Wait... where the fuck are you anon? Please tell me you did not go downhill of the dam after seeing it about to burst.

107.77'
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call if you need your pipes unclogged ;)

(203) 245-1023

>>139461289
THIS IS FEMA 2130X3 EN ROUTE WITH MORE MILLERS. ETA 33

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>>139461271

You're less important than you presume.

>>139461271
Yeah, because we couldn't just buy more from Algeria, the North Sea and the Saudi Arabia

>>139461314
this
breach it and open the locks

>>139461314
It was breached 24hours ago
Water flowing at max level since

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>>139461347
>7.77

>>139461381
now show germany

>>139461347
>trips of flooding
checked

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OH SHIT

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TRIPS

>>139461399
He's here.

Anyone else not care about the rising water and just want to see the high rises in houston come down?

Perhaps we'll have to wait until 9/11 for the highrises to crash down in the water and for there to be nothing left.

>>139460359
18 wheelers regularly pass under them. So yeah, at least that high.

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>>139461334
>tfw niggers doom you and your family to get pummeled to death by debris in a flood of AIDS water

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>>139461289
We have everything under control

>>139461051
Hope you have supplies, tons of rescue boat numbers floating around on fb too

>>139461393

it hasnt been breached, they are just releasing water, its not enough

>>139461042
I live in Vancouver and we are already seeing an increase in gas prices. $1.35/L to $1.45/L

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>>139461143

Because they're entitled kids

>>139461421
they won't come down the way you think

the water will smash all the windows and shit but leave the structure intact

what will happen is the ground will soften and make them unstable

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Anyone know where I can upload a large video? about 100MB

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>>139461405

You don't even register.

>>139461449
>>139461449

Is there literally NO ONE there monitoring??!! When Oroville happened there was a shit ton of 'officials' monitoring it... THEY KNOW WHAT IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN

Any anons anywhere nearby, get out past the top of the dam now and livestream.

Save yourself and show us the dam breaking.

>>139461299
>west houston, north of i10/west of b8

any chance someone can get to tanner road and Brittmore Park Drive ?

The end of the dykes are there, first place to overflow......

>>139461449

The fuck am I looking at anon

>>139461449
where are you anon, is that an sbisd school? spring forest?

>>139461505
>Anyone know where I can upload a large video? about 100MB
>Jewtube

>>139461505
Netflix

IT RISES AGAIN

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>>139461505
open a youtube account and upload it

>>139461505
archive.org

>>139461505
try youtube. title it something about niggers

>>139461505
youtube. Get those midroll ads so you can rebuild your house.

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KANAKP MAKE IT RAIN

>>139461464
ayy im in Vancouver too fellow leaf bro

>>139461529
I don't even then they're able to get to it anon.

>>139461505
youtube?

So anything happen in the last 8 hours or so? Situation changed at all?

Pulled a nigger tribe off a roof yesterday. No thank you nothing. Just....where my gibs be at?

North Houston anon here. Can somebody please explain to me what happens to the city when they release the dam?

lets hope for Richmond to be flooded next

>>139461505
www.bitchute.com

>>139461559
Sherwood Elementary

>>139461526
texas confirmed irrelevant

>>139461596
F

>>139461505


vid.me

google drive
dropbox

>>139461505
archive.org if you're hipster

>>139461505
liveleak?
vimeo?
pornhub?

>>139461599

Dam is nearly overflowing

Many Nigs looting and gunshots

>>139461602
unironic cross

>>139461599
affirmative

>>139461405
Our oil mainly goes to Canada and Mexico and other south american countries

>>139461603

Larping faggot kys

>>139461529
suspicious with all the construction equipment

a couple strikes with a backhoe and it's all over

>>139461603
why would you do that anon?

>>139461603
Hey now. That man is a tax payer. He expects some return for his money.
lol

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0.21 till catastrophe

>>139461625
I went to school at wilchester just south of i10, damn