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>Officers cannot access calls
>Multiple people trapped
>Fatalities are being called
>High-Water rescues and Airlifts taking place now
>Minor looting has started
>Major flooding continues
>National Guard, Cajun Navy,USCG,US Navy, and Border Patrol On-Site
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Periscope - Post ‘em if you got ‘em. - Feeds are coming and going
>Carlos
https://www.periscope.tv/addicks
>Jeff
https://www.pscp.tv/Jeff_Piotrowski/1eaJbmYnAMaGX
>Houston
Rundown
>Water is still rising in reservoirs
>More rain forecast for the area
>Water depth at Addicks dam at 106.1 feet
>Lowest edge of dam is 108 feet on the north side
Previous Thread
>>139431608
>>139434908
RESCUE AND CRIME REPORTS ON THE SCANNERS ARE NUTS
>RESCUE AND CRIME REPORTS ON THE SCANNERS ARE NUTS
RESCUE AND CRIME REPORTS ON THE SCANNERS ARE NUTS
>RESCUE AND CRIME REPORTS ON THE SCANNERS ARE NUTS
RESCUE AND CRIME REPORTS ON THE SCANNERS ARE NUTS
>RESCUE AND CRIME REPORTS ON THE SCANNERS ARE NUTS
SHITS GETTING CRAY
Harvey County
https://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/26318/web
Galveston County
https://www.broadcastify.com/listen/ctid/2606/web
>PERSONS TRAPPED IN CARS
>CARS TRAPPED UNDERWATER
>PERSONS TRAPPED IN HOUSES
>SUSPICIOUS CARS
>SUSPICIOUS PERSONS
>ARMED PERSONS
>ASSAULTS
>ROBBERY
>LOOTING
>MULTIPLE SHOTS FIRED
>KIDNAPPING
AND WHAT ABOUT CARLOS?
https://www.periscope.tv/addicks
WTFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Who's ready for more rain?
>>139435030
Isn't this one shopped?
>>139435030
Fake: check
Gay: check
>>139435030
F A K E N E W S
nostalgia feels
>>139435030
fake
I want to see this fucking spic murder someone in cold blood because he's LARPing too hard.
>>139435030
holy jesus all that damage
Carlos might be an idiot
>>139435105
This please.
STOP MAKING ME PARANOID CARLOS
>>139435030
Sharks
>>139435030
holy shit
>>139435030
Why are there so many Delta planes at a United hub? Why does the skyline not match Houston?
>>139435030
They didn't fly so good
ANYONE LISTENING TO COUNTY SHERIFFS HEAR ABOUT ADDICKS DAM CRUMBLING AROUND EDGES?
>>139435158
>might
Oh he's DEFINITELYZ an idiot.
>carlos gets shot by a neighbour thinking he's a looter
I ask for digits kek
>>139435201
>>139435198
It's faked you fucks
Praise Kek, let Carlos shoot a big on stream
>>139435204
>>139435093
>not the Chad Fortress
DO YOU GUYS SEE THAT?!
CARLOS IS LIVE
WATCH /OURGUY/
/pol/ official stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhNwKF0r9gc
>>139435230
RIP CARLOS
>>139435230
link?
>>139435297
fucking kek
paging /k/ to save carlos ;_;
>>139435024
Yeah but our news was reporting they were "helping", and showed them cutting down trees.
I guess it was just fake news to make our country sound good.
>DID YOU GUYS HEAR THAT?!
>>139435323
not /ourguy/
larping spic faggot after (you)'s
>>139435076
Supposed to get 5" between 2am and noon. Looks like it started early.
>>139435030
where did all those submarines come from?
>>139435105
This or he should CASTLE LAW the fuck out of some dindu's
>>139435442
my sides
>>139435093
>tfw blue shed valiantly fell in battle with harvey
>>139434908
>>139434908
Pic related is Houston currently - you can check for yourself at the harris county flood website.
https://www.harriscountyfws.org/
That's about a 30 mile in diameter sprawl (2 mile scale, bottom right)
Marked are channels/streams and their statuses. The red symbols are overflowing channels. There's something like 4-6 million people within that black harris county line.
Houston cannot take any more rain. This is literally a worst case scenario. They are already releasing the major western reservoirs onto people's homes - an animal shelter was flooded last night downstream of the reservoir. Likely because of release.
>>139435297
FUCK I WISH YOU GUYS COULD SEE IT THIS FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT CAMERA HAS POOR QUALITY LOW LIGHT AND ONLY 5 ZOOMING ASPECTS POINTS
can't stop won't stop don't want to stop
>>139435445
earlier he went to top of addicks reservoir for us. he is currenly /ourspic/
>surrounded by packs of looting niggers
>dam failing only blocks away
>clearly doesn't have his meds
Godspeed Carlos
>>139435501
Why is Carlos' deadbolt not locked??
This is a pretty great reality show
Oh shit armed black male looting a house on the scanner
>>139435297
It's a fucking!!?
How fucked is downtown? Are there people in the skyscrapers trapped?
CARLARP ISN'T EVEN IN HURRICANE AREA I BET
LEARN TO SWIM
>LEARN TO SWIM
LEARN TO SWIM
>LEARN TO SWIM
LEARN TO SWIM
>LEARN TO SWIM
>>139435059
That's why I'm sitting at home with a nice pot of coffee and the (((tavor))) with the meprolight and flashlight nearby.
Literally wish a nigger would try to loot my house. They'd find out how it feels to have a jew fill THEM up with unwelcome and dangerous invaders
>>139435578
L A R P
>>139435544
jesus christ the releases are doing nothing
it's going to burst
"I welcome any and all memes"
-carlos
>>139435614
he went to the reservoir twice earlier and walked around town, seems pretty legit
What are the odds of catastrophic failure if the elevation reaches top of spillway?
>>139435723
Texas is flat and fucked.
>>139435649
/ourjew/ finally found?
DOUBLES FOR CARLOS TO OPEN THE DOOR
>>139435723
1.2/1
>I am gonna make that coffee
>>139435522
I don't understand the watershed highlighting.
What do the colors mean?
>>139435230
Record that.
>>139435723
Considering this is Houston and that maintence of the dam probably isn't a priority I would say very likely.
>>139434908
Yo Xtians! Yer "supreme being" is giving all those Fundies in Houston a beatdown! They always said after the first flood god wouldn't do dat to them agjn. 'Splain dat.
Fucking hell Carlos. quads and he shoots himself
>>139435614
Nah he definitely is, he went to one of the reservoirs earlier. He was being a scared bitch then too but wasn't carrying.
>>139435614
he has been streaming intermittently all day, yes he's right by addicks reservoir, he walked there earlier.
Fuckin' Carlos should have called his friend to come evac his ass. hahahaha he's gonna drive himself nuts before morning
>>139435832
Well can you blame him? He lives in the path of a biblical catastrophe, that could set off very soon.
Why is Carlos such a wreck? I've met girls that had their shit together more than Carlos
>Hurricane Harvey Is Only Getting Worse, With Floodwaters Continuing to Rise
>the pace of emergency calls has only sped up as the water continues to deluge parts of the city. Some two feet or more of rain has already fallen, a total likely to double by the end of the week, the earliest the rain is likely to let up. A few locales may receive up to 40 to 50 inches more water. The US Coast Guard is fielding roughly 1,000 calls per hour and rescued 3,000 people using aircraft and boats on Monday alone, while the Houston Fire Department rescued 400 people and police rescued an additional 1,000 the same day.
>>139435544
Ok, for real now. Along with the other Finnfag I've been hoping for a dam happening but we're 1,5 away from being very serious. 108 doesn't sound fun anymore.
>>139435445
He is paranoid, but I don't think he's larping. Earlier today he didn't even know what parascope was.
>>139435900
lack of sleep and paranoia is never a good combo
why is he live streaming his housecleaning
>>139435201
Because it's la Guardia.
>>139435924
starting to enjoy this b grade hostage drama tbqh
>>139435900
he's alone has no way of getting out, and houses around him are being broken into. He also has a dam right next to him that isn't doing to well.
>>139435900
Somebody stole his dog, nothing's safe, he's surrounded by nogs and overflowing levees.
This kid is weird as hell.
Report to police there's a schizophrenic man with a shotgun.
>"i hope the dog is in a better place"
sick fuck
>>139435030
Stop posting this fake shit, faggot.
>>139435522
>Houston cannot take any more rain.
Too bad, it's getting double the rain in the next few days.
>Some two feet or more of rain has already fallen, a total likely to double by the end of the week
Fucking Atlantis will be drier than Houston by Friday.
>>139435293
>tfw no Chad flaktower to shelter in during category 5 hurricane with 45' storm surge
It's fucking sick that they're staying around just to rob. At least the good loving people were rescued first.
>>139434908
as someone with dutch ancestry i can say niggers have ruined heineken for me.
>>139435982
how fucked is carlos if the addick's res collapses?
/pol/ Official Carlos and Chaos stream
Listening to Nogs
Watching Carlos
Finding Jeff
JOIN US!
>>139435916
Only one portion of the dam will overflow at 108, but still, the water's gonna keep going up anyway so maybe we'll get several dam happenings
>>139435982
Or the dog ran away... doesn't sound like they checked the shelter..
>doggo left
yeah this dude definitely not /ourguy/
KAYAK is ahead of the game here
>>139435900
Probably spent too much time on /pol/ and now he believes all the bad shit /pol/ hopes for is coming true all at the same time.
>>139435916
>108 doesn't sound fun anymore.
No guarantees of catastrophe, but the potential is very very real.
>>139435965
Best entertainment so far.
RIP CARLOS DOG
;_;7
>>139435428
i think you guys did actually come in katrina to help
>>139435924
Can second this. I was the second guy who originally told him to scope. He asked what the fuck it was and couldn't even figure out how to link it to us. Then he walked to the reservoir as the water was rising.
>>139435201
Because it's fake.
>>139434908
There is no hurricane at all, it is liberal propaganda.
Liberals and scientists have conspired in a lie that burning massive amounts of fossil fuels puts more carbon in the atmosphere, enhancing the greenhouse effect and causing global warming. This would contribute to larger and more destructive hurricanes which would flood the US.
There is no hurricane. It is a liberal media hoax. Listen to President Trump - there is no global warming, no increase in catastrophic weather and so forth. Even the governor of Texas says so, so the idea this can be happening is impossible! Don't believe the liberal lies from fake news about this so-called hurricane and flood.
>>139435897
He's a complete moron for not leaving though.
From what I gather he has seen some of his neighbors evac.
I would have been sending evac messages and asking for rides the whole time it was daylight.
>>139436031
100% fucked. His house is like 200 yards from the face of the dam.
CLEAN YOUR ROOM, CARLOS
>>139434901#
Youre a damn fool if you live in Houston and think it is segregated by anything other than income. Go look at a racial dot map. The most populated areas of Houston (and nicest areas aka the west side of town + suburbs) are a mix of everyone. The only segregated parts are some areas of the inner city.
t. Lived in Houston for 20 years
GUYS THERE ARE THESE MASSIVE RUMORS GOING AROUND THAT THERE WILL BE A MAJOR GAS SHORTAGE IN MY AREA AND ACROSS THE STATE. IS IT HAPPENING OR IS IT FAKE NEWS? I NEED TO KNOW SO I CAN BOLSTER UP MY PREPS. HIDALGO COUNTY SOUTH TEXAS IS MY AREA
>>139435982
Someone stole his dog? What breed?
>>139436059
>>139435967
This doesn't help either.
TRIPLES= CARLOS GETS TRIPLE BLACKED
this dumb motherfucker is washing dishes with tap water
>COFFEE 30 MINS OUT
FUCKING TAPWATER CARLOS?
>>139436147
go double up anyway faggot. doesnt hurt to be prepared
>using tapwater to make coffee
The madman
>>139435900
Well, he lives in a spick/nig area, he has his dog stolen, its habbenings outside, niggers loot in the neighbourhood.
I would be worse, but i would also be more agressive, hes just scared which is way safer.
>>139435649
>tfw my Jew friends literally waved signs saying shit like "ALL CHILDREN ARE OUR CHILDREN" in the street a couple months ago
>>139436147
Houston is pretty much the hub of gasoline for the US.
>>139436191
Stream?
>>139436213
What the fuck else would you use
>>139436147
Pretty sure the country's 2nd largest refinery was closed, as were others.
>>139436139
Most of those suburbs aren't even Houston, they're their own little towns.
>>139436243
https://www.periscope.tv/addicks/1RDGlmmObvlJL?
He's not drinking the water he's just cleaning his cup withbit guys
>>139436248
Bottles. That tap is fucked.
>>139436104
and he's sitting on 4chan/periscope? uhhhh wat
>>139436031
It will be like that scene in O Brother Where Art Thou
he was a good boy
>>139436299
Nothing else to do my man
>>139436248
they invented bottled water for a reason
>>139435230
ARMED LOOTERS LISTEN TO THE COUNTY SHERIFF SCANNER
https://www.broadcastify.com/listen/ctid/2623
HARD STATISTICS
>>139436299
no one said he was smart
Rolling for Carlos happening.
>All these fucking (You)s
>>139436149
Black lab
PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT
>Do any of you have any hard statistics about where the water should be boiled?
>in a pan
>>139436276
They're now talking about the possibility of uncontrolled flow from the reservoir.
Expecting it to go over the spillway it seems.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWwqIO_4VNw
>>139436309
decent movie
>>139434908
So is it safer to drink water raining from the sky compared to water from a tap during a flood?
texas is 24/7 livestream indefinitely now. this is reality show singularity we're approaching
>>139436351
Damn 309 streaming, this guy is gonna get murdered or commit murder in front of a crowd
Did Carlos not see the HIV blood? How the fuck do you use tap water att his time.
>>139436315
TEXAS NO
>>139436299
He should have left earlier today when he had the chance. He's hosed now. And we're going along for the ride on his decent into gun-toting madness!
Good night and be safe guys
>looting the school cafeteria
>Carlos trying to clean his cup with category 3 water
ROAMING NIGGERS WITH GUNS REPORTED ON THE SCANNER
>ROAMING NIGGERS WITH GUNS REPORTED ON THE SCANNER
ROAMING NIGGERS WITH GUNS REPORTED ON THE SCANNER
>ROAMING NIGGERS WITH GUNS REPORTED ON THE SCANNERROAMING NIGGERS WITH GUNS REPORTED ON THE SCANNER
>ROAMING NIGGERS WITH GUNS REPORTED ON THE SCANNER
ROAMING NIGGERS WITH GUNS REPORTED ON THE SCANNER
>ROAMING NIGGERS WITH GUNS REPORTED ON THE SCANNER
Thread theme
https://youtu.be/zBxKMsLP908
https://youtu.be/zBxKMsLP908
>>139436448
this is gonna be fun night
>>139436084
Alternatively, shit happens and Texas has not been experiencing a long-term increase in strong weather.
>>139436315
Wuz
>>139436470
>School food
id rather starve
>>139436394
Yes. The flood causes water reservoirs to overflow and mix with sewage, drowned animals and all kinds of nasty shit.
THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR FUCKIN MEMES
>>139436394
Yeah. First thing you should do if you know you're gonna get flooded that bad (other than, you know, get out of the fucking area) is set up a rain barrel of some kind on your roof or porch or wherever you can get to it without it being on the ground
>>139436479
This is a pretty everyday thing in Houston. Not shocked, but I did load all my AK magazines just to be safe.
>>139436554
thanks Michelle Obama.
>>139436315
This is why I love Texas
T. Commifornia fag
>>139435793
A watershed is a surface area that all drains to the same location or river. Imagine a long hill with two valleys on either side. The two valleys on either side would be in separate watersheds.
All area of a certain color drains to the same point. You can usually tell which side is downstream.
Someone tell Carlos to point his phone at not the floor
>>139436448
He definitely should have.
This shit is what gets people killed.
>I'll leave when water comes from under my door.
No, it's too late then god dammit.
I bet it's because people don't want to stand out or something else sub-conscious regarding peer pressure.
I would have fucked off when the storm was upgraded to cat 3 on the gulf.
>>139436394
how old are you ?
carlos, y u no do dishes b4 big-ass hurricane hits? is this how most of u faggots are living?
....feelsbadman
>I'm not gonna call emergency rescue because other people need it more than I do
BASED CARLOS
Damn its a struggle for these cops atm
>>139436579
It's always time for memes :^)
>>139436554
>implying this wasn't the best shit ever
>>139436666
These are situations that urban retards don't ever consider as possible.
>>139436612
GO HOME FAGGOT
YOU'RE NOT WELCOMED HERE
Thankfully I found some wifi. Shitposting with you guys is the only thing keeping me from breaking down. We've lost it all and there's still more on the way.
Military started night ops tonight. Gonna be plenty of dead looters
>Born in leafland
>Grew up in Texas, some siblings born there
>Grew up poor in harris county
>Dad finally was able to finish school and get a good paying job
>Move out in my early teens, father gets a morgage on a home in Richmond
>mfw survived Katrina and Ike
>mfw Richmond area is not that flooded
Phew lads.
>>139436554
MUH FUCKKA I GOTSTA EAT, MUH KIDZ NE DEM SAMMACIHS. IT BEEN 48 HOUWAZ SINCE THE STORM COME IN, HOW WE SUPPOS TA GIT FOOD NIGGA? MUH FUKKIN PROFILIN EN SHIT. FUKKIN KATRINA ALL OVER AGAIN. BIX NOOD.
>>139436574
> Not a problem
>>139436351
>Someone is going to get shot as Carlos screams, "FUCK, FUCKING SHIT, FUCK," the dam breaks, all while a bunch of cute little hearts bubble up on the right.
>>139436554
>his school didn't have chick-fil-a
>>139436648
>No, it's too late then god dammit.
Fucking thank you. I spent my whole life in north FLA dealing with fucking snowbirds who don't get this shit.
HOLY SHIT 26 MORE INCHES FOR HOUSTON.
HOLY SHIT 26 MORE INCHES FOR HOUSTON.
HOLY SHIT 26 MORE INCHES FOR HOUSTON.
>>139436774
Please happen
So did Carlos send his mom the dick pics?
>>139436505
Is SE Texas part of the Gulf of Mexico now?
>>139436720
That shit was much better than the deep dish premade bullshit that replaced it. Lunch ladies actually had to cook back then.
>>139436774
YES YES YES!! THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN IMAGINING!!
>>139436816
THIS
WILL
HAPPEN
>>139436774
>all while a bunch of cute little hearts bubble up on the right
That's how it should always be
>>139436751
I'm in the shitty part of harris county and it's not too bad here. Worst I heard is that a couple friends of mine got water up into their garage over the weekend, but it's fine now. I haven't even had water come up into my yard.
>>139436720
shit was pretty decent when i was a sophomore, but by senior year they had become complete shit. thank fully my school served chicken patties as well. that shit was delicious
>>139436470
Man I just went to a grocery store instead and got some stew ingredients plus a few frozen meals for if I feel lazy.
>>139436764
I unironically have have a life straw in my bugout bag in my car.
>>139436607
Fill bathtub first.
>>139436883
You're right
>>139436357
MEME ALONG THE RAZOR'S EDGE
police scanner just said someone with a chainsaw or something
>>139436816
Texas being greedy as usual and not sharing any of that rain with Oklahoma.
Almost there
/pol/ Official Chaos and Carlos stream
Join us for the action
>>139434908
>>139436579
meme are the only thing helping me through this
>>139436732
sort em out DV
>>139436816
>2 more feet before the 3 feet of runoff from upstream hits
Jesus Christ
>>139436816
Cue some dutch guys laughing at us because they have gotten 1/4" at once one time.
>>139436834
It will be soon. Flood waters are going to double in the next few days. Anyone still in Houston is dead. We'll be cleaning up dead Texans for years.
>>139436448
>>139436508
>>139436448
>>139436648
He spent more time on 4chan than leaving.
Also, he's making a mistake drinking coffee rather than tea.
In fact, water is better for you in survival mode.
If I was Addicksfag, I would drink water and take one multivtiman pill.
Anoxeric people have managed to survive on just multivitiam pills.
Not only that but even without food during a flood, take some salt or sugar packs or containers because it's better than nothing.
Remember, famine was something our ancestors had to deal with.
>>139436377
>>139436357
Oh dear.
By the way in an earlier HFG someone mentioned what happened some time ago in a similar situation when they put lots of niggas in a ... dome? Someone remind me the name I want to look it up.
TWO SUSPECTS CUTTING THROUGH A DOOR WITH A CHAINSAW
>TWO SUSPECTS CUTTING THROUGH A DOOR WITH A CHAINSAW
TWO SUSPECTS CUTTING THROUGH A DOOR WITH A CHAINSAW
>TWO SUSPECTS CUTTING THROUGH A DOOR WITH A CHAINSAW
TWO SUSPECTS CUTTING THROUGH A DOOR WITH A CHAINSAW
>TWO SUSPECTS CUTTING THROUGH A DOOR WITH A CHAINSAW
TWO SUSPECTS CUTTING THROUGH A DOOR WITH A CHAINSAW
>TWO SUSPECTS CUTTING THROUGH A DOOR WITH A CHAINSAW
>tfw all those refugees from new orleans can finally gtfo our city
>>139436933
>>139436275
>https://www.periscope.tv/addicks/1RDGlmmObvlJL?
how's the dam doing ?
>>139437009
where you hearing this?
carlos streams are cozy
>>139436883
>bath
As of this afternoon I filled a ton of containers with water. I hope we don't get under a boil water order.
>>139436881
Good lad. People laugh at those, right up until they're in Carlos' shoes.
>>139437055
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/26318/web
i heard them say it too there are also lots of reports of gunshots
>>139436998
The Super Dome during Katrina
>>139437009
That would be a hell of an experience
>>139436470
>Libs will defend this.
Needing to go get food in a disaster is the last thing I want to do.
>I'm stocked to the gills with long shelf life food stocks.
I hate looters.
>>139436997
Yeah, when he said he was gonna make coffee but had no potable water I was goncerned. His headache might get worse
this is why Houston is called the dirty south.
>>139436933
THIS IS KEK'S PUNISHMENT FOR JIMBO'S LACK OF FAITH. JIMBO, PRAY HARDER TO GOD AND THE WELFARE OF THE EMPEROR.
>>139437013
You can keep all those fuckers, Oklahoma only barely got them to leave.
>>139436909
Also, if you use a tarp to help collect water try to ensure it isn't coated (UV protection is pretty bad for you).
>>139437009
CARLOS VS. CHAINSAW DUO SOON! WHO WILL TRIUMPH?
>>139437055
SCANNERS ARE FUCKING OFF THE HOOF
NIGGERS ARE KNOCKING ON DOORS IMPERSONATING POLICE
Scanners
>Harris County Sheriff and Constables Dispatch
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/26318/web
>Galveston County
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/ctid/2606/web
>>139436333
2 MEN WITH A CHAINSAW ATTEMPTING TO OPEN A DOOR - BY REPORTER
3 BLACK MALES WITH GUNS TRYING TO GET INSIDE SPANISH SPEAKERS HOUSE
ALL SYSTEMS DOWN, WORK BEING DONE BY HANDWRITING, CAN'T RUN PLATES
>black males with guns knocking on doors saying they are the police
>>139437101
Couldn't he just filter it through a cloth and then boil the shit out of it before making coffee?
>>139436720
My favorite was the square hamburgers.
It wasn't even actually hamburgers. It was basically a giant meat and cheese pie that was baked in a larger pan then cut into squares to serve. It was fucking delicious and I always paid extra for two on the few occasions that they had it.
>>139437164
yea this shit is crazy people in houston need to be prepared for nogs to fuck with them
HOME INVASION
>>139437111
chckd
>if it gets to 108 addicks dam will break and collapse
>everything downtown will be gone
>completely ruined
>highrises will crash into the water
>the amount of water going into downtown will be catastrophic of a level americans have never seen
>>139437122
Good tip, lowering my rake at you
>>139437164
>NIGGERS ARE KNOCKING ON DOORS IMPERSONATING POLICE
NIGGERS ARE KNOCKING ON DOORS IMPERSONATING POLICE
>NIGGERS ARE KNOCKING ON DOORS IMPERSONATING POLICE
NIGGERS ARE KNOCKING ON DOORS IMPERSONATING POLICE
NOT A JOKE
SHIT IS HAPPENING
Good to see niggers are ensuring they continue to be hated.
>>139437101
Yeah, coffee isn't something I would drink right now.
Doctors and surgeons avoid caffeine when they have to use their hands for detailed work after all.
He might regret the coffee.
Fucking niggers
>>139436806
People severely underestimate nature and don't respect it's power.
Which is pretty strange considering how people do experience those crazy storms that you guys have, yet they don't learn.
Better to expect the worst than hope for the best and put yourself in serious danger.
>>139436997
>He spent more time on 4chan than leaving.
Haha, yeah he did.
And just a moment ago he said that there was no time to leave because he was putting his stuff away or something.
He's an idiot, but I do hope he makes it.
That reservoir is starting to look pretty scary and no one knows how it's going to behave once it spills.
>>139436933
>mfw it blue balls /pol/ and stops at around 106.6 feet
in order for it to burst you need more heavy rain
all the heavy rain from hereon out will be over by Pasadena.
>>139437181
He could, but he won't
>>139435105
Same. This faggot is od'ng on adrenaline and in the brink of mental colapse. I want these coons to hurry the fuck up.
>>139436816
This information is useless without a timeframe.
>>139437074
Is this safe? Or would the reservoir have mixed with dirty water?
Two drops of bleach per litre of water will purify it. Might be worth it, just in case.
Is she dancing alone tonight?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yqbGKQAAms
>>139437164
>>139437170
Every white Houstonian knows he needs several "assault" weapons to fend off packs of niggers. This isn't news down here.
>black males driving around with machine guns
>machine guns
>>139437186
They called that "hamburger casserole" down here.
4 black males in each vehicle riding around with machine guns
>4 black males riding pickup with machine guns
damn niggers
>>139437164
>off the hoof
Just said they were driving around with machine guns?? wtf??
http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/26318/web
>@poopwaterfireants joined the stream
Solid kek
>>139437287
we need to tell his ass to leave
we told you guys about those katrina niggers.
LATEST REPORTS ON SCANNERS
>PERSONS TRAPPED IN CARS
>CARS TRAPPED UNDERWATER
>PERSONS TRAPPED IN HOUSES
>SUSPICIOUS CARS
>SUSPICIOUS PERSONS
>WRONG WAY DRIVERS
>ARMED PERSONS
>ARMED PERSONS IMPERSONATING OFFCIERS
>ASSAULTS
>FIGHTS
>ROBBERY
>CAR JACKING
>LOOTING
>MULTIPLE SHOTS FIRED
>KIDNAPPING
WHY IS THE SPILLWAY BAD
ISN'T IT SUPPOSED TO BE DESIGNED TO HANDLE RUNOFF?!!!
139432966
From the katrina firefights, shotguns seemed to be King in defence. I remember one guy on here explaining how he and his neighbour shot and killed 3 looters in their Street in a fire fight. Cops came and told them not to worry about a thing. They never received a summons or even a letter from the PD.
>>139437394
its too late to leave and niggers are on a rampage
>>139436997
>He spent more time on 4chan than leaving.
He really did, didn't he. Damn, this kid is fucked.
>>139437256
>People severely underestimate nature and don't respect it's power.
Thats because most people have grown accustomed to living outside of nature. They can call an electrician or HVAC at almost any hour of the day (city operators usually have an on-call guy most of the week), nobody thinks seriously about what to do when logistics breaks down.
>>139437298
GFS IS AMERICAN WEATHER MODEL
IT SAYS IT ON PIC
TUESDAY-THURSDAY
>Niggers running from police
>Shots fire in the suburbs
>Police swarming
>Carlos trying to die
COME JOIN US
/pol/ official stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhNwKF0r9gc
>Antonio feels suicidal, black male has knives on him
holy kek
1.44' from the top of the spillway
>>139437377
>>139437231
How will liberals defend this
#notallniggers
>>139437423
>SUSPICIOUS PERSONS
wow thats racist
>>139437207
>>139436879
My lazy food is yellow rice. When it's finished cooking, throw in a can of cooked chicken & a can of white corn, and yum. Quick, super easy & delicious.
>>139437445
he should at least try and get above the reservoir
>>139437381
>>139437377
>>139437363
>>139437354
Now you're really becoming Africa-tier
This shit is unironically making me consider becoming a prepper
I've never seen disaster footage this personal before
>>139437425
because it increases the probability of the reservoir collapsing
>>139437439
Wtf are u trolling
>>139436611
>mfw my high school had the best french fries
>one of the pros to going there besides nice private school was literally they had good fries
>kids would get lunches of just a plate full of fries
>mfw beginning of sophomore year Michelle took them away
>got replaced with shitty waffle sweet potato fries
>they were always either raw or burnt
>mfw Michell is a tranny
>>139437207
107.5-108 doesn't make anything break but it does highly increase the odds of some nasty shit happening
>in b4 faglord reposts some leddit post
all of these earthen dams were built in the 30s and 40s and were only supposed to be around for 40-50 years and they've had minimal maintenance done since the 70s. i doubt they are in peak condition.
>>139437425
Every Texas city's plan for a flood is "The empty land will handle it", and then they built on and around that empty land anyway.
>>139437490
Where is Carlos in here?
>>139437475
Excellent stream my man
>>139437508
add some salsa to that, might make it even better
>>139437525
The advent of the internet is amazing. I was watching Carlos go down to the reservoir as I was working at my hospital
>>139437364
sauce?
>>139437525
I hope you weren't one of those fucking retards that make fun of preppers.
>emergency services cant respond
>immediately turns into the wild west
NEW BREAD
NEW BREAD
>>139437561
>>139437561
>>139437561
>>139437561
NEW BREAD
NEW BREAD
>>139437326
I'm all set, I don't think it will be an issue, but I don't want to find out what it's like to be thirsty with nothing to drink.
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>>139436926
>>139437481
At that rate, should be over the top in 6 hours.
>>139436933
Wats taking so long?
Where exactly is the 108' figure for Addicks coming from?
I get that 108' is supposed to be the levee not the spillway gates, but where's the sauce?
>>139437626
>294 posts
fuck off
link to fresh stream please
>>139436554
I grew up in a small town, fresh baked rolls every day, real food made by the same ladies that cooked for out church. School food was just fine
>>139437551
I still haven't forgiven Michelle for taking away my Dew in my junior year.
>>139437551
Holy shit same thing happened at my school, upstate ny.
>>139437482
>>139437488
Scanner be like
>black males with guns
>black males breaking into houses
>black males in a truck
NIGGERS ARE RUNNING RAMPANT
>>139437703
sounds comfy
now i want a chicken patty
>>139437703
>those little fish-shaped fish nuggets every Friday
top comf
Quads and Harvey swings around to deliver the deathblow
>>139432170
>It seems like the people on the news are too calm
Just got into an argument about this with my family when I mentioned that this is so much more fucked than they're letting on and that looting and katrina tier attacks on first responders are going down and it's day 1 of at least 3.
>OMG U DON'T FACTS THEY SAY THERE WERE ONLY 4 ARRESTED LOOTERS IN AN ARTICLE I READ YESTERDAY ERGO THERE IS NO LOOTING
>JUST LOOK AT CNN AT THESE PEOPLE BEING RESCUED
>So it's daylight in texas right now? It's 10:30 in Houston
>...
Get Comfy
>HISPANIC WOMAN SAYS SHE SEES 3 BLACK MALES WITH GUNS AND THEY'RE KNOCKING ON HER DOOR SAYING THEY'RE POLICE
Harris police scanner not one fucking second ago.
>black males driving around in SUV and impala with machineguns
also on harris police scanner.
>black male trying to break in backdoors and jumping fences
I literally can't keep up with the chimping. neither can the police, who aren't responding to any of this
At least a Category 3 Chimpout. Localized Planet of the Apes tier after TWENTY MORE INCHES of rain tonight
>>139437551
Going to make fries now. Thanks.
>>139437550
Nope. It turns out after being exhausted from defending property, a shotguns spread was more reliable than a rifle to hit a target.
who tf is Carlos /where is a link to his stream?
>>139437482
>>139437231
Anybody who ever asks why you need to own a gun, if they seriously still question you after you say, "Did you even see how police were 100% powerless after Hurricane Harvey?" you can safely assume that they are legally retarded.
Remember:
- if it's a black, it's looting.
- if it's a white, it's a 'taking'.
>>139437551
i graduated 2008 so just before they neutered all the junk food. feel bad for kids now.
>>139437573
Thanks bro
>>139437566
>>139437798
Racist scanner. Why isn't it reporting more white people?
>>139436733
frig off lone star this big hairy California bear bout to skinny up ur red stripe you heard that right
>>139437825
Those damn Catholics. We had 2 religions up here then, Lutheran and Catholic. Fish Fridays were a given
Media needs to be tricked into covering this
>>139437973
they are all on their boats actually helping
>>139436997
Electrolyte/Rehydration Solution
1 liter water (1 quart)
1/2 teaspoon salt
8 teaspoons sugar
Stir
Should taste less salty than tears at the salt stage.
Use to prevent shock, recover electrolytes, or simply keep you fucking alive.
>>139437798
#topnoggin
Addicks Reservoir will no doubt reach the spillway. Nothing will happen though unless it bursts. I don't think it's possible to burst though aint it just a huge land mass of dirt
>>139437525
if you don't have 2 weeks of food/water/basic necessities specifically set aside for bad times you are a fucking retard. you don't have to go that deep into it but pretty much every part of this country has some natural disaster that happens relatively often (once every 20/50/100 years) that shuts down the local area for a week.
>>139437907
A white guy most likely won't rob you unless he needs something. A nigger will break into your house and try to kill you because there's nothing good on TV and you a honkey.
>>139438032
Racist whites. Do they think they're better than blacks?
>>139437622
>be prepper
>stock up on hundreds of cans of food
>thousands of rounds of ammo
>dozens of guns
>three full suits of body armor
>flood coming, can only carry 5% of it all on your body
wew
>>139438098
Doesn't have to be expensive MRE etc either. Civil Defense has always recommended a month worth of food. Can be cases of canned goods when on sale, rice, etc. You don't need to be rich, but you don't have to do it all in one pay period if you are thinking
>>139438256
better than being trapped in your attic begging people on twitter to save you
>>139438076
It's been leaking little bits since morning. Once it hits spillway it's a serious escalation.
>>139437482
Tfw my sister said she would let any 'looter' have anything they wanted before she would defend property or herself.
"Life is more important than property brotheranon."
Where did my sister go. I want my sister back and I want to end the bloodline of every faggot liberal in that college who helped take away her sense of dignity and respect. This is what they do, they take away your children to fill their heads with shit only to walk into society mentally broken and weak.
>>139436147
2/5 of production has ceased as per weather channel.
They said 15-35c / gallon increase incoming across the country
Carlos is in danger of summoning looters if he keeps on going with this LARPing.
>>139436139
YOU A DAM FOO!
>>139438527
>LARPinLOS
>>139437633
Yeah, you can literally go 30 days without food if you are in decent shape and not exerting yourself.
Water is 3 days max.
Any new periscopes/livestreams?
>>139435676
it'll go over the top and undermine the spillways
cap this i'm an /odg/ fag
>>139436579
Friendo i am inside the fucking hurricane with almost everything flooded around me except for my neighborhood and yet i'm here searching this thread for dank fuckin pepes, don't you fucking tell me when it is or isn't meme time.
>>139437980
Catholic and Mormon here, but lots of Prots; the town was founded by Klansmen fleeing Reconstruction. It's kind of nice how even the groceries cook fish sandwiches for Friday lunch.
>>139438836
wrong site rebbitor friend
>>139438256
Preppers make plans situationally. A bug out bag is mandatory in most situations, especially for floods. And if you were a bug in type then you'd be ensuring that you have multiple floors, high ground preferably, and stocks on upper levels.
>>139437798
Cat 4 hurricane and cat 5 chimpout
Most people getting hurt are blacks and immigrants though, blm likely Inspired this
Houston gonna vote red next I hope
>>139438854
We were different but the same. I had Confirmation they had Catechism. We all hated it a bit.
>>139437980
>Fish Fridays were a given
If some of those dykes go you'll have hundreds of oil and gas storage tanks under water. They will leak and then the whole place lights on fire.
Cap this.
>>139438943
says the flag-fag, use your real flag cuck.
>>139438518
Fill up tomorrow.
>>139437798
Live action PUBG