/HFG/ - Hurricane Harvey Houston Flood General: A CHURNING MENACE

>>139420251
first for kingwood

>IM NOT CRAZY BUT I LIKE TO GO FISHING

AHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAH, THIS NIGGER ON KHOU

We belly drippin'

Please tell me there are dead niggers. Also what is the chance there is more meme rain coming?

>>139420380
first for Humble

>>139420574
Same chance you have of being HIV+, about 65%

>>139420574
Highly likely since the storm will pass through the city again tomorrow morning.

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Fucking Ted Oberg probably hasn't taken a shower in 4 days
>>139420733
If we're going by that metric I'd say closer to 85% lol

The worst is yet to come

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>>139420251
>the cajun navy will get autocannons and shotguns

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What county are you anons at? Is it flooding? Are you okay

>>139420852
>shooting at cajuns
>missing

>>139420733
Rude, Don't judge me by my flag

>>139421071
Don't fly it lol

ITS HAPPENING IN SPRING CREEK

F

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first

>>139421148
must be a leaf

>>139421022
No one said niggers are smart

they also never said anything about taking casualties, wouldn't be surprised if a couple of bloated corpses with well aimed shots get found after all this.

one wonders how that could have happen.

>>139421022
Niggers have terrible aim.

>>139421246

Digits will confirm

>>139421022
niggers with stolen handguns are not that accurate. And they watch tv and think a 100' shot is easy with a 9mm

>>139421270
>All these flags and you chose to be gay

1,790,316 CFS filling addicks
11,000 cfs going out until 108'
hold on laddies

>>139421388
I can't understand their thought process.
Neither fags nor leafs

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>>139420380
Kingwood represent!!

We were ready for the happening, how about you?

>>139421366
Wew lad

>>139421380
Held sideways at arm's length.

>>139421366
oh sh-

>>139420251
This is an interesting read, if no one has mentioned it yet:
http://allnewspipeline.com/Hurricane_Harvey_Weather_Modification_Evidence.php

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>>139421366

>>139420998
Harris. Absolutely nothing happening here, but the neighborhood next door is flooded as fuck. Walmart, and HEB are up and running. So is the chikfila 5 minutes away. No power outages.

>>139421288

Yeah that's what I meant. If you're going to shoot at some cajuns you better not miss because shooting is second nature to them.

>>139421565
>http://allnewspipeline.com/Hurricane_Harvey_Weather_Modification_Evidence.php


BURGER you are retarded

why would your gov destroy one of the most important cities in your country?

>>139421463
>We were ready for the happening, how about you?
Honestly we were a lot more prepared for Ike, and it had more of an effect here.
We've been extremely fortunate to be far enough away from any of the major bodies of water, no flooding just constant rain that makes me increasingly nervous. Gonna post my doggo in a sec

>>139421366
Well fuck me lads, this better be the only response to >>139421246

>>139421720
Our day of reckoning is tomorrow when the conroe waters hit us.

Stay frosty

>>139421246
>>139421366
Praise kek

>>139421701
Oil and gas prices? Disrupting shipping, also for money? Because they can and it distracts from the violence of the left-wingnuts?

>>139420852
>nogs try to shoot and loot the very people saving them

First for Sugar Land. I'm not there anymore but let's fucking hope my house will be okay, no water anywhere close to either yard of street flooding yet, but I'm in front of a creek. It's a crapshoot.

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>>139421913
which USGS gage for happening watch?

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>>139421720
Bonus doggo for this thread. While my furry hero rescues earth worms from the flood, he can never live up to big brothers achievements.
>3am comes thru doggy door all proud with what looks like a pillow in his mouth. Drops a full grown live possum in middle of living room.

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Texas anons be on guard for water moccasins, I hear the storms have a tendency to rile them up

>>139421701
>houston
>important
lol k

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ADDICKS info for you fags who just look at numbers having no idea what they really mean

>>139422259
HAHA, awesome

At least he is a provider of meat for the happening

what kind of doggo is he?

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>>139422259
>>139421913
my boxer

>>139421071
>Rude, Don't judge me by my flag

Your flag says you volunteer to be a petri dish for every loathsome affliction of the human race as your immune system collapses and you add disease after disease after disease.

Go out with a bang by pozzing some niggers.

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There was already a new (and currently active) thread before this one

>>139420105

>>139421701
Cause they voted Trump... Deep State with Clinton ties???? Will I wake up to find TX has committed 'suicide'??????

Hitchcock Texas here, right above Galveston. Rain is coming down and winds are picking way up. this is going to be a long and hard night for some people!

>>139422344

And gators. And floating islands of Fire ants that might just decide to cruise in your front door. With a couple dozen spiders riding along because why the fuck not.

Fuck Fire ants. Just delete them from existence.

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>>139420251
>not sure that was water edition next

>>139422558
awesome anon

my family used to breed boxers in this area, they are the best dogs IMO

I got the mix because i didnt want to drop the money on a pure bred boxer. My german shepard/boxer mix only cost me $20

Cheapest boxer i could find with papers was $700+

Miami. 2017. Cat 5.

>>139420251
is vananon kill?

>>139422844
Yeah he wasn't cheap, but we were able to visit with the family that bred him and actually saw the parents of my doggo, all happy. He was the last of the litter, and was still nursing even though the rest had been weaned off weeks before so we think he was a little developmentally challenged. This was 7 years ago, he's getting older every day. He can be a pussy about everything, but I love him

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rise, water, riiise

What happens when Addicks goes over?

>>139421246
praise kek

Who /Comfy/ watching here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLvsmho1lGA

>>139423062
Pretty sure vanbro made it, I think Academy anon on the other hand drowned in loo water

Goddamnit, the lights are flickering. I don't want to do this without power. Pray for me anons.

>>139420251
Anyone else going through their backlog?

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Theres a good chance of levee failure in Port Arthur anyone in the area better have plan b

>>139423154
everyone dies forever

>>139423190
F
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euWfTiYwRB0

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No one replied to my other post. I still think ultra low frequency weather manipulation might help break up a storm.

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>>139423207

>>139423207
*Prayer sent*
You got prayers!

>>139423154
Army Corps of Engineers says it produces a uncontrolled release of water, which is slightly worse than the controlled releases that are already happening.


/pol/ anons say once it goes over, the whole dam will fail.

Pick your side.

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>>139423208
some anons lost everything in the floods, have some respect

>>139423299
Thanks AOL

>>139423207
>Goddamnit, the lights are flickering.
hey so are mine

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>>139423144
We're at 106.02 now and it keeps on rising...

>>139423335
>now he is free

>>139420998
>>139421594
N.Harris relatively on the edge of Sping, can report that nothing is happening here. There may be some flooding outside my neighborhood but I'm staying inside.

>>139423367
You the other Kingwoodbro?

>>139423367
lol, mine are too

>>139423144
Acre feet is much more important. the actual level will slow down now as it is so big at the moment.

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A doggo needs us

>>139423394
Oh yeah, it's finally been updated! thanks anon

>>139423367
I can hear the nearby transformer struggling to keep up....

>>139423207
I prayed for Satan, it might help too!

>>139423227
barge damage?

Alright so I lied

CARLOS GET UP STAIRS

https://waterdata.usgs.gov/nwis/uv?cb_00054=on&cb_62615=on&cb_62615=on&format=gif_stats&site_no=08073000&period=&begin_date=2017-08-21&end_date=2017-08-28

BREAKING: Reports of gunfire at rescue boats as they try to take people to safety
>BREAKING: Reports of gunfire at rescue boats as they try to take people to safety
BREAKING: Reports of gunfire at rescue boats as they try to take people to safety
>BREAKING: Reports of gunfire at rescue boats as they try to take people to safety

>>139423285
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Acap3IrCYYk

This emergency guy is basically saying
>Everything is fucked.
>This road is closed.
>So is that one.
>Actually they're all closing and underwater.
>Totally cut off
>Don't make stupid mistakes. If you're going to move, plan it wisely.
>Also you should have left ages ago.

>>139423332

It probably won't fail.

When it goes over, flooding is going to be worst, though.

>>139423434
rn it's at 165k acre feet

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>>139423436
SOMEONE RESCUE HIM NOWW!!!!

>>139422537
so only the northern end is at risk?

Dam is gonna break very fast

>>139423227
My plan A was to pack my shit up and stay with my parents in San Antonio the moment I heard Harvey could turn into a hurricane
So far it's been working good for me.

Even Hose A is calling himself Carlos now. That's so real conditioning.

>>139423154
I-45 becomes a river and Webster is fucked......or it just floods the surrounding subdivisions, and some of the shelters the mayor told people to go to, including the school...

>>139423207
Where's your generator and battery backups?

If you own a car, remove the battery and bring it inside. You can at least run a cigarette lighter phone charger off that. You don't really need lights or much light.

If you have candles etc you should ration them and not waste them on keeping entertained.

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>>139423367
>>139423207
We'll miss your shitposts for the next 3 days

>>139423479
Anything helps, as long as my shitpost station doesn't go down.

>>139423509
die in a fire

hello

new to houston

currently in midtown, work in the med center. what are the chances that I'll have to call in tomorrow?

In the previous thread someone made a post about the dam that's about to overflow being uneven, and at 108 overflowing at a particular end of it, at 111 another end, at 112 into the spillway and so on.

My question is, wouldn't the erosion at the 108 point from the force of the water in that one smallish area compromise the security and structure of the entire dam?

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>>139422541
Mutt, ridgeback lab mix. Found him at about 9 weeks under an abandoned house.

>>139423480
Shifting soil

>>139423421
yep
>>139423475
hate that sound
>>139423588
Adios maybe

>>139423544
Thank god water can't flow north except in the Nile because of the kang technology

>>139423599
You'll know if there's ankle-deep water outside where you're at.

>>139423332
When it goes over, you will have a shitton of water going over (3x what being released at 108 for example).

The dam will be fine unless the concrete fails and it starts to erode into the soil. That when you will have 200,000 acre feet of water released.

Texas State Guard has been deployed. Have considered joining because I could ride around in a duece and fling sandbags and water. And its not the full military. It the nasty girls stayed state side more I would join them, been thinking about that too because im kind of bored in life, and would be nice to help out/.

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I hope someone is exterminating the vermin.

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>>139423511
im actually legit worried about the anons in texas. i dont want my bros to die

>>139423273
russia has infiltrated texas

>>139423606
Yes and that is exactly what is going to happen

>>139422537
thanks for posting that, i will adjust calculations.

>We at 106

Now what?

Yikes, the firehose is setting back up for houston tonight. Check out the moisture convergence just SE of galveston bay.

>>139423578
During Ike I ran a 1200W inverter off of my truck batter. That was enough to power TV, internet, a fan, and a lamp. It's all I need. Unfortunately I was out of town until the day this all began and I made the mistake of expecting the wife to be able to know what an inverter was and be able to buy one.

>>139423480
Yep the sea wall is old enough already its really showing now. If you went to the Neches during a storm like this it wouldn't be that bad, but right now the water on the Neches is rising into the parking lot on the river.

>>139423637
Ridgebacks are rayciss.

>>139423268
Except the spillway is located at an elevation of 112.

>>139423597
It was already confirmed to be happening, but hours ago, not just right this second for the first time.

>>139423704
death smiles on us all anon..

what do we tell him?

going to bed, but just a quick radar update: convection and rainshield for Harvey has noticeably expanded in the last few hours. Houston and areas east are in for a very rough night

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Me and my puppy (just under 5 months) are comfy in Georgia enjoying the happening, feels good that inclement weather never touches us outside of the occasional ice storm where retards forget how to drive

>>139423154
we find out if carlos can outswim the ants

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THE HORROR

>>139423722
at 108 (201,000 acre feet) the first of the spillways start to dump water.

>>139423645
I'll be honest, I'm shocked we still have power. All of the access roads to my neighborhood are closed now. We are one our own.

>>139423732
lol

I wish i had my diesel excursion still, that thing would have been a RV with an inverter like that

>>139423779
to hurry the hell up

>>139423762
meant for
>>139423812

>>139422446
>lol k
What are oil refineries, Alex?

https://www.windy.com/?rain,30.050,-95.246,8,m:euQadv6

This rain radar is crazy.
Click play.
It's all red on Houston for tomorrow.
RIP

>>139423816
fucking roasties lmao

>>139423843

The internet is priority one.

Hey guys, remember Noah's Ark?

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>>139421366
>>139421246

Praise Kek!

>>139423599
No chance you'll have to call in. You'll be DEAD. Enjoy your evening.

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>>139423737
Good luck anon

>>139423729
It's going to be an epic night.

>>139423868
Would be a sweet ride for sure.

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>>139423779
to check these sweet digits

>>139423868
It was just a shitty 6 cyl silverado, and the battery was kill after a week of doing it, but it kept me entertained.

>>139423843
Yeah during Ike we were without power for a week and a half after the worst of it

>>139423963
I thought Moses was a Jew?

>>139423963
That baby is max comfy

>>139423811
why is that pillow so fluffly

>>139423779
spare the doggos

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>>139423144

>>139423923
We have a fancy SUV, I'm starting to wonder if it can power my computer and router via extension cord from the outlet in the car. I have a 1300W PSU, so I'm thinking probably no.

>>139423839
This is incorrect.

At 108 water will flow out and over thr northern end of the dam, but not into the spillway.

This seems to be one of the most retarded designs for a dam I've seen.

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>>139424019
Oy vey.

Been stuck in an airport for the past day.

>>139423273
i was thinking about this too

>>139423562
Holy shit, someone who did the right thing and did it on time.

You are worthy to have my manbabbies. Post boipucci NAO!

>>139424095
It's not like your PSU is gonna draw 1300W continuous

>>139424002
I lived in Sprang at the time, power was out for 2 weeks. Sucked balls.

>>139423436
fucking faggot dog owners like this need to be lynched. once you adopt a dog its is your responsibility to protect him just like you would your family. they arent fucking accessories they are living things

So assuming the dams hold west Houston is prettt much in the clear right?

>>139424095
>draining your car's battery

>>139423599
The fuck kind of shit post is this? U post this in every thread shut the fuck up faggot

>>139424109
>Flows over damn first
>Spillway still dry

Who the fuck designed this.

>>139424148
At least someone wants to try it.

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>>139423436
>abandoning a fucking husky

>>139424144
Shit, how is it? Is everything shut down or are some planes still coming in/out?

>>139424095
Just become a filthy phoneposter.

>>139424163
So if I pop my video cards out and use the onboard graphics I can squish it down to the 350-400W range and make it work you think?

>>139424109
won't that cause shit to erode fast?

>>139424192
No. Houston is nowhere in the clear. We're talking about differences between horrible and devastating.

i have chips and queso.

>>139423971
Epic night for Texans, ours begins Wednesday. Louisiana Anon here. Either gonna do a Gumbo or if i lose power, light my pit, throw everything i got on it and get as comfy as i can in the heat and humidity. My home is elevated so i'll ride this one out, too!

So is this hitting fucking Louisiana hard or not?

I've been on standby and supposedly some of the national guard has been activated.

We can send resources to help Texas if were gonna get fucked too.

God Bless Dixeland.

>>139424208
No, you leave it running while you use it like that anon.

>>139424192

North face will spill over and likely collapse

Now tell me Anon, which was is the gulf from ADDICKS?

I heard there was a chance that the hurricane turns and goes back into the gulf for round 2. Is this still a possibility?

KHOU just went off the air?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWwqIO_4VNw

>>139422932 Kek please, as a Floridanon we need to wipe Miami out

>>139424290
is your garage still FUCKED

>>139424243
I can't bring myself to that, I just can't do it.

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bahaha you dam watching fags and her have a lot in common

>>139424260
Yes, there's a reason dams have spillways and spillways are made of concrete.

>>139424297
Everything that flooded in Rita is flooding again. Last august levels.

Riot at bootcamp.

>>139422932
>>139424348
Fuck off with this shit already

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Pants up

>>139424219
I don't know, but not enough people are reading >>139422537

>north and south ends of dam each have spillways
>north and south ends of dam are at different elevations however
>at 108 feet water will flow out and over land at the northern end of the dam but not the spillway
>at 111 feet water will beging to do the same for the south end

>>139424339
yep, its ogre

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>>139424339

>139424360
(you)

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>>139421246

Praise KEK

>>139424360
THICC

Gonna get some sleep home no idea when Harvey makes landfall hope I don't wake up to house in water

>>139424249
this is why the human race is doomed

>>139424339
they will be coming back

>>139422537
we are at 106 right now possible up to 108 by morning

>>139424350
shit on the floor is but the water went down and is mostly out of it now. We are expected another 6 inches of rain tonight.

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>>139424357
>He doesn't clover post
I'm literally sitting right in front of my computer and I'm still phone posting

>>139424095
Power your phone and router instead.

>>139424318
East

>>139424409
Lake Charles and Beaumont got fucked by Rita. As I remember they wouldn't let people exit I-10 in that area for several months afterward.

>>139420998
Southeast Harris. I've been able to see the street this whole time, but I've got a friend less than a mile down the road who got 1-2 inches of water in his home and another a couple miles away with the same story. I've been super lucky.

The channels are fine here, they've been green on the HCFWS site throughout the storm, but some sections of town are lower than others and the gutters aren't draining fast enough for them to survive without water damage.

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>>139423963
Oh fug if true!

>>139424375
>thinks concrete on ground at maximum saturation point is useful

>>139423885
oh shit that looks scary.
up to 37mm/h

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>>139423779
That I'm in the top 10 of the NA leader board, get on my level

>>139424109
It is a abutment but it designed as a spillway, the main spillway is higher.

This is just a huge retention pond, and it designed as such.

>>139424476
Sorry I didn't think of this earlier. Good point.

>>139424249
at the very least you can go into its power management settings. windows has one too.

how legal would it be to booby trap your home to prevent looters, like setting up barb wire, exposed electrical wires and half assed IEDs?

>>139423963
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCcycOLUcTk

>>139424260
>>139424375
>>139424578
The northern abutment is also concreted up.

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PLS SEND HELP TO ELDERFAGS

>>139424249
That might work, but don't you have a notebook or tablet instead?

Your engine won't care but drawing hard on your charging system might prevent you from being able to restart, and you don't need a PC. I'm a mechanic and I wouldn't heavily load my vehicles in an emergency when I might need them.

>>139424654
Booby traps are illegal everywhere I believe because they're indiscriminate

>>139424654
its illegal to do that

>>139420251
Why is the end of the world so comfy /pol/?

>>139424360
MOMMY

>>139424249
Depends on your CPU, it draws the most power. Some nowadays can draw as little as like 70W, but not very many.

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Who's staying up until it hits 108?

>>139424654
Depends if they kill looters or police looking for survivors.

>>139424675
FUGGG!!! I wish I was there with a boat!!

>>139424654
highly illegal in my state, not sure about TX

>>139424654
Absolutely illegal

Booby traps do not discriminate

>>139424714
>>139424701
but HOW illegal?

>>139423963
Wew

>>139424654
Completely illegal 100% do not do this

What is going to happen when search and rescue comes to save you and they get hit with an IED.
Guys have family's to go home to.
Fucking don't do this.

>>139424654
In Texas? It's probably illegal to NOT do that.

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>>139424513
Yep, look at the models. They keep inching to exact spot Rita went in. Sabine Pass.

>>139424726
is that the magic number?

>>139424654
Don't do it
Just leave

Is it gonna be a Hurricane again?

KHUS is off the air

>>139423569
It's just for the memes. Calm down.

Was not able to make it out. No one I called could get in safely. If things go bad I'll stream until my phone died. Or I do. Either one.

>>139424726
gonna shitpost and play vidya while waiting to see if it breaks

>>139424757
EXTREMELY

>>139424757
Definitely a felony at the minimum. If you hit law enforcement, gg no rez

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>>139424675
>you will never help save people because you live in near max comfy and don't own a boat

Feels bad

>>139422782
Fuck Fire Ants
>doing flood duty during the Baton Rouge floods back last year
>walking through shoulder high water
>guiding a truck because the road is more than likely washed out
>road caves in and I go under
>its right by a floating tree
>grab floating tree because I can't swim
>covered in fucking fire ants

I let go of that shit and I learned to swim real fucking quick.

>>139423687
LOL they are fronting hard. Last I heard from the local news there had been two looting and each ended with shot criminals

>>139424726
Have slept like 8 hours past 3 nights total but this shit is too damn comfy to leave now.

>>139424757
Federal Prison and possibly a terrorism charge to go with it

>>139424794
RSBN for uuuuuuuuuuuu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RT5H-fc8o5k

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>>139424726

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lots of people reporting water sill rising

>>139424654
Just put up a sign saying its been evacuated and booby trapped and dont booby trap it.

>>139424796
F

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>>139424675
let nature take its course

>>139424471
The only reason I don't use Clover is because I can't see the latest 5 replies to threads. Those are usually what get me to reply in a thread. Stupid, but I just can't do it

>>139424743
if someone is in your home after youve evacuated they probably deserve it

>>139424796
are you near the northern abutment everyone is talking about?

>>139423569
Its a nickname faggot

Its a sign of endearment, have you ever had friends?

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PRAISE AQUA

So why DOES /pol/ want everyone to die? Also, we just need to survive Tuesday

>>139424701
whatever happens to them really if they survive you will probably get aggravated assault or attempted murder

>>139424770
If its teal or blue we're absolutely fucked

>>139423779
Go for the blacks first.

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>>139424913
>let nature take its course

No. Elderfags must be saved before nogs

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>>139420251
>churney menace

sounds like my dick

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them

>>139424654
Check the jurisdiction, but I'm pretty sure bobby traps are illegal in most places. The law says it's different than defending your persons with a gun since you're not actually there.

>>139424654
Such a god damn bad idea carols. Besides the risk of killing a first responded like an asshole, you prolly blow up your own house because some floating trash sangs the trip line.

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>>139424831
Learn to swim

106.07
no!!!!

Holy shit...

> approximately 30 – 40% of the houses and businesses in Rockport are completely destroyed.
>Another 30% are substandard and cannot be rebuilt.
>http://www.cityofrockport.com/ArchiveCenter/ViewFile/Item/1535

F Rockport, TX

>>139424796
If you die I say we make you the first holy martyr of kek

RIOT AT THE BOOTCAMP
RIOT AT THE BOOTCAMP
RIOT AT THE BOOTCAMP
RIOT AT THE BOOTCAMP

http://www.broadcastify.com/listen/feed/26318/web

>>139424654
dont do this it makes mustard gas

>>139424654
>Seriously asking this question
Booby traps are a straight up felony in every state, especially during emergency situations like this. Search and rescue people could trigger it and die because you're a paranoid moron.

>>139424233
The only planes that have gone out were to chicago for people who had houston as a layover the rest of us either went to hotels within walking distance and the few unlucky ones(like me) have to stay at the airport because everything is booked.

>>139424695
I don't really need them desu. Everything is flooded and I have a good network around me. It's cheaper to buy a new battery than a generator and wait in gas lines. During ike lcd flatscreens didn't really exist so I had to turn the crt on first because of the surge then everything else or the thing would trip off.

>>139424886
RIP gas prices. 4.00/gal inc nationwide.

>>139424796
Negro, I'm calm. Living in Pacific NW where we don't get this nasty natural disaster shit. You should move up here. Only thing we come close to worrying about are volcanoes.

>>139424654
Yes illegal everywhere, but as a master boobytrapper, you can always make them attract only stupid people.


Easiest boobytrap i have on my vacation cabin is several different bottles that look like alcohol and actually have some alcohol, but usually its some cleaning agent or something that either makes drinker blind or dead.

"i knew it what it was, so i had no need to mark it, sorry to hear that the looter didnt know and died"

>>139423394
Look at the time it updated!
>9:11

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>>139423463
An we're up to 106.11

>>139424966
I'm in Iberia Parish. I expect everything south of 90 to be flooded again. While the storm surge will be small combine it with all the rain we've had it's gonna be bad

>>139425105
I don't think that would be considered a booby trap in the states

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Swim well catter

>>139423687
>cover face to prevent ID
>post to personal twitter account
How fucking stupid are niggers?

>>139425062

Oldfag detected

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HELP EQUINE FAGS

>>139425056
Prisoners? Being brought in are rioting.

>>139424950
Yes.

>>139424757
>but HOW illegal?

Stop wiggering you retarded piece of white trash. You give Confederates a bad name.

I may never get a chance to tell him if I don't tonight. I love you Carlos stay safe, I'll pray for you!

>>139425135
Stay safe cajun.

>>139424848
oh no, deyquan and tyshiqua got their arms blown off after robbing my house. how sad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7ErpFBO7RI

Who houston here?

San Antonio was getting hit soft then it curved into houston. Hope yall played in the public pools.

>>139424839
I definitely heard "suspect is DOA" at least once while listening to the scanners last night.

>>139425129
looking at the big picture, and seeing just how little opening the floodgates has done to help, I wonder just how fucked everyone is

>>139425228
We're gonna need bigger boats.

>>139425232
What are the local authorities tell you to do?
Evac or shelter in place?

>>139425034
70% uninhabitable

>>139425105
Also looters are happy to find Cigarettes around, too bad they didnt know the cigarettes were accidentally dropped into batteryacid and they lost their lips and lungs breathing those smokes.

I knew what those were, but didnt have time to clean those away, because this crisis.

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>>139425232
fug.
F

>>139425066
Did that one from Chicago make it in today?

>>139425232
SHIT!!! do you know if you are safe if it just enters the spillway? you are safe up to 112.5 if so.

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>>139425094
That area is already flooded pretty bad this is hamshire.
Seems like golden triangle will be flooding in a lot of places as well

>>139425303
Horses can swim like seals

tfw harvey is literally going to turn around and hit again

what will even happen

>>139425232
You called 911?

Anyone else still watching ABC 13? Ted is fucking hilarious, he keeps doing autismo shit and you can tell he means well but hahaha

Come chill here Carlos. We could cross our streams.

>>139425241
so trying to prevent cleatus and deyquan from breaking into my house is wiggering? fuck you nigger lover

>>139420251
How is the destruction compared to Katrina?

>>139424960
There are only like five white folks left in Houston who aren't prepared military and police. The rest are nigger and spiggers. Let 'em drown.

>>139425410
THERE IS NO CONCRETE SPILLWAY AT THE 108' MARK

WHAT CARLOS SHOWED YOU EARLIER IS LITERALLY IT

>>139425232
JUST

>>139425376
I believe so. Hard to get info here even the airport workers are disorganized themselves.

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>>139425228
No, let them rot.

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ATTENTION
>ATTENTION
ATTENTION
>ATTENTION
ATTENTION
>ATTENTION
ATTENTION
>ATTENTION
ATTENTION
>ATTENTION

RIOTING AT THE "BOOT CAMP" (TEMPORARY JAIL) THERE ARE PRISONERS ESCAPING

>>139425275
I'm good, I was prepped and ready Thursday. In august water didn't make it over the slab of my carport. I'm worried about senpai in bayou jack and Avery island

This is easily a 500 year flood now. The levees are built for 150 year floods. Its over.

>>139425232
grab a shovel and give us the Happening we want. break the dam Carlos

>>139424770
>Goes right over Vernon Parish
>can't help if I'm already flooded out

FUCK

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STILL RISING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpgiFh66swc

>>139425460
Then why the fuck do they need to be rescued?

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>>139425299
checked
and with the amount of rain coming I would go for pretty much very fucked

>>139425480
That latina was a qt

>>139424966
why not yellow. closer to houston

>>139425541
They'll shoot first and ask questions later.

>>139425511
Most likely: Less deaths but more property damage. Before it even hit they were saying $50 billion in damage.

>>139425336
Oh, some looter fell from second floor because stairs were broken and the handrail gave up, been thinking of fixing that for years, but never had time to do it.

Sorry that he broke his ribcage and died from puncutred lung. That furniture under the stairwell was in really badly placed.

Be clever.

>>139425533
You stuck at the Marriott?

>>139425575
Horses are expensive

>>139425541
Time to round up a sheriffs posse and start the lynchin.