/HFG/ - Hurricane Harvey Houston Flood General: SAVE THE DOGGOS

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A Perfect Pepe template for the occasion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gb_42k30YE

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>>139416762
PUPPERS NEED RESCUED

FIRST FOR THE DESTRUCTION OF THE WHITE RACE

Niggers tongue my floodgates

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>>139416762
HARVEY IS GROWING STRONGER!!!!

>>139416852
Pennsylvaniafag?

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Don't stick your dick in the water...

>>139416762
Have we decided anything for the Pappadeaux meetup?

Chinese gotta eat, too edition.

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>>139416909

new rule:

texans never ever get to complain again that they dont have enough water.

i guess mother nature settled that now

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Everyone Post your war dogger with specs

German Shepard/Boxer hybrid
4.5 months old
Comfy as fuck

updated pic from earlier

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reminder

>SAVE THE DOGGOS EDITION

best edition so far

Huntsville reporting in. It's been sprinkling for 3 days straight. Pretty comfy if you ask me.

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>>139416762
JUST GOT HOME
WHAT DID I MISS
WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN

I told you.

That press conference did not even scratch the surface.

How many nignogs have drowned so far?

>>139416983
Inconvenient.

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>Cajun Navy has been telling people to download zello app to communicate with them

>I live in the CA desert, download anyway

The app is over saturated with niggers begging to be rescued from white debils

>YALL NEEDZ TO GET HERE QUICK

>MY KEED IS ONLY 17 DAYS OLD

>YALL TAKING TOO LONG

>>139417116
It happened. You missed it.

>>139417133
About 2 million, but we may never know

>>139417116
The dams are going to burst. Houston is kill.

>>139416762
THE CRUST IS BREAKING FROM THE WEIGHT OF ALL THE WATER

HOUSTON TO BE ATLANTIS SOON

>>139417133
Not enough

>>139417116
dam at 105.75
limit 107.5

>>139417116
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWwqIO_4VNw

shit going down, dams almost reached top

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>>139416833

PRAISE
AQUA
BEST
GODESS

>>139417034
>texans never ever get to complain again that they dont have enough water.
We never did, except for west texas and valley beaners.

>>139417125
Of course not. They've been lying this entire time about the severity of the situation. Houston gov is gonna be sued into fucking oblivion after this.

>>139417140
Indeed.

>>139417167
wHY THE FUCK ISNT THE NIG WALKING HIMSELF?

>>139417046
i hate to break it to you anon, but that's not a hybrid
cool doggo though

Please BTFO California next nature.

Then just sink Jew York and Murrica is fixed.

>>139417167
That pic is gold.

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NONE


SHALL


LIVE

>>139417286
maybe he's a cripple

>>139417167
Please tell me thats a shoop.

HES HINTING AT PROBABLE LEVEE FAILURE RIGHT NOW

>>139417133
Many. But there are many more who must also die.

Send prayers to storm gods to wash them away. Also send these repeating numbers

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Apart from the 105.75ft water elevation level, the reservoir storage is filling up alarmingly fast, it was at 147k two or three hours ago

>>139416983
I Fucking Hate When People Type Like This

>>139417116
>Center of circulation is over the gulf
>no convection building around the center, so does not appear to be going tropical again
>still fetching massive amounts of moisture north
>nigs shooting at cajun navy trying to steal their boats
>lots of rescues
>water everywhere
>levees and dams be breaking all over the place
>addicks at ~106 and around 117 it will be an absolute war zone in that area around the resevior

watching the RSBN stream for comfies

>>139417302
>Please BTFO California next nature.
Yes. We need to meme #TheBigOne into happening.

So I get what would happen if the water is over topping the levees, but could the levees fail from the pressure of the water? Same thing about Addicks

>>139417034
East Texas never needs water.
West Texas is the opposite.

>>139417275
That coon Mayor of theirs needs to be dragged out of whatever shelter he's hiding in and drowned. Dumbass motherfucker.

>>139417325
>maybe he's a crip

>>139417116

Cypress Creek Pumps on the verge of failing.

Multiple levees risk overtopping or breaching which would be catastrophic.

TL;DR - Houston is going to drown around 1 - 3 AM tonight.

https://www.windy.com/29.791/-95.624?rain,29.248,-95.625,8,m:euOadvM

https://waterdata.usgs.gov/nwis/uv?cb_00054=on&cb_62615=on&cb_62615=on&format=gif_stats&site_no=08073000&period=&begin_date=2017-08-21&end_date=2017-08-28

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWwqIO_4VNw

108ft confirmed for a zone for a catastrophe that requires evacuations.
He didn't give numbers though.
Also multiple possible levee spillovers and integrity might be compromised if this goes on for too long.
Suggests evacuating from under the levees, even if it's not mandatory.

>>139417288
whats the difference between a hybrid and a mix?

anyhow, he had a pureblood German Shepard mom and a pureblood Boxer dad

>>139417366
Don't Hate-- Appreciate

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>>139417244
bresh oc

>>139417326
Didn't shop it. Found it online.

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I'm gonna need some catastrophic failure soon

>>139417418

i dont care, you had enough.. sharing is caring bro

>>139417325
Do you have any idea how new those sneakers are?

You can't get those wet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZJP0gJnNeE

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What are the long-term implications of this hurricane, anons?
>best case: most of Houston turns into a shithole for years to come (even bigger than it already was)
>worst case: Atlantis is real, it just doesn't exist yet

>>139417286
Because blacks are natural victims of nature.

Genetic dead ends with no future.

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>>139417435
>>139417440
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, It's happening!!

>Zello

I NEEDS A CHELACOPTA TO PICKS MEZ AND MAH DATUGH UP

This was just stickied on T_D.... http://wgno.com/2017/08/28/cajun-navy-coming-up-with-new-plan-after-looters-shoot-at-boats-try-to-steal-them/

Apparently the dindus are dindu'ing again...I am admittedly a lurker, but for /pol/ this might be like the moment when normies found out Alex Jones was right about the gay frogs?

this is divine punishment for the promotion of homosexual faggot culture in america
Westboro Baptists were correct again

>>139417551
Houston will take years to recover, all the minorites are gonna migrate somewhere else just like after Katrina

>>139416762
Now this is about the only thing i care aboutm harvey related

>>139417551
Oh and gas prices are about to spike hard

>>139417498
you deserve some (you)

>>139417366
I didn't type like that ya toolbag. I have shitty vision, and caps with underscores lets me see file titles easier.

>>139417614
literally posted like 7 threads ago go back to lurking

>>139417610
Little late.

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>>139417595
>>139417595

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>>139417597

Plz give me all of your money.

LIVE FEED OF DAM ??

>>139417635
>all the minorites are gonna migrate somewhere else just like after Katrina

please let this be true

>>139417167
how did you set this up? im on zello app now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLvsmho1lGA

So the flooding isn't even from the dams yet
just from cypress creek being full

>>139417673
haha I wasn't talking about you, faggot... I was talking about the bitch in the picture you posted

WE HAVE BEEN WARNED
BECOME CATHOLIC BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!!

>"The sun shall be turned to darkness,
and the moon to blood,
before the coming of the great and splendid day of the Lord,"
- Acts 2:20 NABRE (New American Bible Revised Edition)

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>>139417722
I hope they all go to Dallas

This is my fault.

I wantedto cast Aero but fucked up and cast Aeroga.

Whoops.

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Where were you when white devils started to help niggers?

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>>139417635
Ok, I can get behind this...

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IF IT KEEPS ON RAINING, THE LEVEE'S GOING TO BREAK

>>139417806
Austin desu, let the progressives live with their pets

>>139417692
Sorry...took a nap. I've been lurking almost a year..what's the lurking timeline again?

>THE ROOF HAS CAVED INTO THE HOUSE AND THE BAYOU IS UP TO THE HOUSE

>>139417783
>all those blood moons last year
>eclipse

spoopy

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>>139417167

>>139417635
>all the minorites are gonna migrate
I wouldn't say that. There's going to be a high demand for trade jobs and the majority of trade specialist seem to be spics in Houston.

>>139417167
>the white man's burden

>>139417758
take screenshots and post here

>>139417758
Search: Houston/Hurricane Harvey, etc.

>>139417635
>minorites are gonna migrate somewhere else
pls be true

>>139417551

They've confirmed that water release from reservoirs takes something like 3 months and the flood waters in those areas stay for 2 months.
This renders the entire area virtually unusable for a long time and forces everyone there to migrate.
So what anons said, a lot less niggers in the future.

>>139417614
kill yourself and go back.

I went to bed at around 12am houston time, and only just woke up, what did i miss burger bros? any habbenings?

>>139417879
LOL. Fuck off CNN.

>>139417845
>let the progressives live with their pets
this should be memed into reality... tell them to put their money where their mouths are.

>>139414904
Where is there data on levee heights and stuff? Fort Bend County has done a terrible fucking job putting out any information, and the news is totally focused on the reservoirs. I don't know how serious this Brazos thing really is, I guess nothing has flooded yet but tomorrow might be really really bad.

>>139417870
Minorities is more towards blacks in my context, theyll just follow the gibs while the hardworking whites and Mexicans will rebuild

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A nation named city in bends be, before leaves turn red and eagles fly high, the tide sure and true will be ocean blue. Florida with dew, ferocious blue.

>>139417722
Sounds like the time is ripe to move home to Houston

Baker Resovoir 99.71
100 Soon

>>139417867
God warned us. It seems that the end is near.

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This is the real disaster waiting to happen.

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>>139417516
Nice pepe. Take a pepe, leave a pepe.

>>139417046
My doggo died last year :(

>>139417848
Just call him a faggot and tell him to fuck off

>>139417870
At least some spics will work, nigs will just leech and steal.

>>139417614

Everyone knows Nigs nig after disasters. They are a disaster themselves that are barely held together by authorities.

Japanese and Euros, for example, almost all help each other and rebuild; even Spics come together.

>http://houstonharveyrescue.com/rescuesindex.php

HOLY FUCK THAT LIST OF NAMES IS GOOOOOLD

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>>139418008
And all the water from Conroe is coming on down to me.

>>139417614
Normies know this shit, why do you think they stay away from niggers while pretending to be tolerant and "not-racist"?
The moment too many niggers (more than a handful) moves into a neighborhood all the White people leave.

>>139417365
They where just on TV saying it was going to go to the spillway in the morning.

>>139417949
A lot of areas close to the Barker reservoir are white areas. I know, I live in one. These are to the West of it though and hopefully don't get it as bad.

>>139417707

Kek, that's a good one

>>139417770
Ah....you're right twice. Doubly so about me being a faggot...

>>139417286
Wheelchair in background ya dingus

>>139418008
>water level 205.67 feet
>full pool 201 feet

Now is the time to panic.

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>>139418008
>gohan_goes_SSJ2.jpg

>>139417398
RSBN is obnoxious cutting away from footage and zooming in on his giant face every 30 minutes. Willing to bet that the nigs shooting was a one off thing, few people, even blacks in Houston, are THAT absolutely retarded.

>>139417417
The guy related to the dam on abc13 mentioned it was a possibility since structures are being tested to their limits. It's worth noting that no politician in any state gives a shit about allocating money or resources to these structures because a) they don't get votes and b) they don't matter until things get so bad that it's pointless to fix it. It's a 50/50 shot at this point so take your pick.

>>139418098
On RSBN they were showing people floating around on boats in a nice white neighborhood, water up to their chests.

>>139418082
The dam can only release so fast. Once your levels crest, it means the endgame has set in.

>>139418026
F

sorry anon

If it makes you feel any better, i am having to clean his shit off my porch since the yard is flooded..

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What's everybody drinking?

>>139417722
It is true, they're going to ship refugees out to the rest of the state. Mainly Dallas and Southwest Texas.

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Somebody translate this for me.
How fucked am i?

>>139418183
At least that guy is doing the work of hopping from stream to stream. I'm not willing to do that shit.

>>139417758
Search Cajun navy

>>139418203
Bought three cases of shit beer at the gas station today. Still have power to chill it down

>>139418203
Bud Platinum..

i am running low on funds until pay day, dont judge me

>>139418098

Well then it's the other way around.
A lot more areas that are 100% nigger infested with no whites around.
Also they have no money to fix their flood damaged homes, so the black areas are going to turn into dilapidated ghettos, with water damaged moldy buildings that give people health problems.

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Prove you're not racist and give all your money to Latrinette.

>>139417440
He did going some of the specifics.

If it goes over the spillway, it will be 3x the amount released by the gates.

That will increase the flooding by 15-5 feet downstream, depending where on the stream, lesser as it goes down stream. Also as it floods it may not rise as much as it widens out.

I've been following this since Saturday. What are you anons doing to destress? I can only stand so much devastation at once.

Also, /r/ing the link to the updating Addicks level

>>139418213
Pretty fucked desu.

>>139418008
i live next to lake conroe. the restaurants by it are halfway underwater

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Yard is flooded. This little guy is the real hero, he rescued earth worms from the rising water all day. Brought them through the dog door into the living room.

>>139418293
>Latrinette
You made that up. lol

If you guys want some more water levels to check, the Colorado river might start overflowing in a day or two. Wharton and Bay City have been evacuated. There is also a nuclear power plant ~1 mile away from the Colorado river.

https://water.weather.gov/ahps2/hydrograph.php?wfo=hgx&gage=what2

https://water.weather.gov/ahps2/hydrograph.php?wfo=hgx&gage=bact2&hydro_type=2

>>139417458
a hybrid is the offspring of two different species.
(house)dogs are technically all the same species.

>>139418300
Drink

>>139418253
>Louisiana Cajun Navy on Facebook. Works quickest.

I'm in sienna in missouri city, when do i drown from the brazos?

>>139417980
>>139418068
oh yeah i'm pretty sure a large number of blacks will leave. The ones who came from Katrina have been nothing but a nuisance.

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>>139416762
Doggo carries his own bag of food in Sinton, TX

>>139418203
Kingwoodfag here
just got a 12pack of dos xx

>>139416979
I am. Don't know why I'm so fixed on these hurricane threads. I don't really care if my fellow Americans die. I know they don't care about me.

Any videos of looters getting shot?

>>139418213
Good news is that it leveling off.

hopefully it will drop some more before you get round 3 in a day or two.

>>139418213
>projected record flooding
What do you think, nigger?

>>139418076
>Jerestene
>Roshunda
How can you rayciss hate these people? They're hilarious-
>Fayester

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>>139418187
I know I've spammed this video a bit, but this is the river at 61.9', we are looking at about 70' for the crest now, possibly higher.
https://youtu.be/gfPNmYH2PPw

>>139418370
I stand corrected, wont make my self sound like a dumbass anymore

thanks anon

>>139418420
You're here because anons care for each other

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>>139418293
>latrinette

>>139418402
They ordered your evacuation yesterday.

F

>>139418076
Fayester Foulcard
Goldie La Sage-Hassan
LaWanda Proctor
Kynatta Ford-Amofa
Ariyadasa Saranapalage
dallas dog rrr

>>139418203
a few fingers of johnny black

>>139418300
>finds this stressful
This is entertainment dude. Finally a happening we can enjoy.
Maybe some /pol/acks in Houston will get to shoot looters.

>Zello

We need a rescue for three mothers and five kids

Guess the race.

>>139417715
ITS NOT FUCKING OROVILLE

>>139417167
Do you not see the fucking wheelchair in the goddamn boat you worthless fucking mong.

>>139418317
Is there a good chance i'll be under water then?

>>139418420
I care about you fellow PA bro

>>139418076
>Laporsha

>>139418213
You shouldn't be in Port Neches, and if you are then you need to get into a tall building. Check hotels.com, and look for something at least 3 stories.

>>139418300
Are you in Houston. I almost had a fucking panic attack driving today. I kept expecting to get stuck in high water.

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The end is near

>>139418489
It's an attempt at making their own culture

>>139418213
They don't have a way to check the inundation map, most Texas stations do.

> 13 foot - River is near flood of record which occurred october 1994. Widespread major flooding is occurring. Numerous homes in Northeast Beaumont and Rose City are flooded.

I would say 15 is bad anon, would 13 foot get you?

>>139418203
S H I N E R
H
I
N
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>>139418515
Louisiana Cajun Navy on Facebook.

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>>139418415

>>139418584
>I almost had a fucking panic attack driving today
Why the fuck were you out

>>139418402
Tomorrow afternoon/evening. Good luck, I left my house near Riverstone for a house in Sugar Land which is hopefully less fucked.

>>139418488
The county ordered them too late and way too sloppy to actually help, they're just covering their asses.

>>139418293
That fucking name, Jesus.

>>139418361
>>139418293
>>139418483

Required viewing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rt3gcSyL5vg

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Thankfully the Harvey is forecasted to go eastward.

>>139417837
Here's my Houston flood song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vcrb6365GsQ

>See you, drowned cowboy

>>139418617
fyi, harriscountyfws.org seems down. Probably hit damned hard by all the extra traffic.

>>139418203
95% ethanol, lab grade. Mixed with sprite

>>139418524
Doesn't matter. Helping black "people" is a mistake. If you're white you're the enemy when Tyrone gets shot down by the police.

If you're white and have a boat during a flood, you're a fucking rockstar. Niggers, the superior race, should help themselves.

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>>139418253
Thanks. It's fucking surreal listening to people's distress calls for help in real time. This disaster is hellish.

>>139418685
Don't matter, they're still gonna get hit with massive lawsuits.

>>139417320
oh boy, i've been tracking this for the past couple days

models predict it will grow into a powerful tropical storm and pass north of puerto rico in 10 days time

landfall in florida as some category of hurricane in about 2 weeks if predicted trajectory holds

this ride isn't over anytime soon

Im going stir crazy stuck with my parents

>>139418685
>Waiting on the government to tell you to leave

F

>>139418530
Yes, highest flood warning.
Evacuate.

>>139418666
Ran out of beer and the wife wanted fruit, so I had to try HEB cuz her dopey facebook friends said it was
>it wasn't

McDonalds, Burger King, or Ramen?

>>139418813
*open

>>139418296

>That will increase the flooding by 15-5 feet
Wew.
That's enough to completely fuck over absolutely everyone who now has water pooling on their yard.
House submerged right there.
Also there's the possibility of erosion.
That interests me the most, because I can easily see this thing pulling an Oroville spillway with that saturated mushy ground.

>>139418293
Looks like a black female version of Mel Blanc

>>139417783
>NAB
Modernist CINO detected.

>>139418357

Kek

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A fucking white male!

>>139418745
it has been going in and out all evening, keep refreshing

>>139418488
Today actually. Police came down each street and told people to leave.. yet. I stayed. When do I get to post flood pictures in my house?

>>139418877
Is he dead?

>>139418796
You can't hug any models this far out. All of the models have a cyclone bias. All you can say it that there is a potential for development at this time, and monitor for convective activity and circulation.

Every model, CMC, GFS, Euro, JMA, UKIE all develop cyclones out of every invest 2 weeks out

>>139418877
Sleep well, officer.

>>139418203
Coffee(covfefe) only now, have to stay up to watch all this Murican happening.
irs 04:38 in the morning here (am)

>>139418796
Ho boy. Our turn. Batter up then.

T. Floridafag

>>139418877
sleep tight mr. hero

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>>139418609
up to 105.81 it keeps on going up

>>139418865
There was a reason why they had a listing of 30+ subdivisions that they needed people getting out. At least they know it coming.

>>139418865
I'll give you perspective, I'm at about 95 feet, highest point in my neighborhood. The river will hit 70' As of last hour every road in and out of my place is flooded. I'm living on an island right now. HPD is blocking every street in and out. The bright side is that there's an HPD officer stationed at the end of my street, so no looters.

>>139418938
Nah, he was exhausted. Worked saving people for like 2 days straight.

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>>139418894
Livestream maybe?

>>139418938
probably tired from non-stop rescuing

Why did you give it such a gay name like Harvey?

Why not DESTRCTO,WINDMAGGEDON or DEATPHOON.

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>>139417365

>>139417167
>cajun navy
lol, they left after nigs started shooting at them.

>>139418938
He passed out from exhaustion. Dude was working non stop to help people

>>139418609
Did they ever release the dams at 2am and 8am or whatever it was?

>>139418941
Yeah but I hope it hits central Florida as a Cat 5
>tfw no happening to happen to me

>>139418941
god i wish i could mete-speak

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>>139416762
>Houston, we have a problem

>>139417818
nogs never take a day off from nigging

>>139418973
Same... I still have a bunch of shit leftover from Matthew. Just need to fill up a few of my propane tanks and should be good to go.

>>139419042
They have the entire list of names premade before the season even started

>>139418879
water.weather.gov seems much more reliable, plus it's fun to laugh at their pathetic predictions.

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>>139418970
What kind of coffee senpai? Currently drinking this stuff because I love that smoky flavor.

>>139418584
I'm not I'm actually in NYC, flying down to NC Wednesday and driving my dads truck with a uhaul full of diapers and water to Houston on Thursday. Gonna bring the old trusty chainsaw and see what trees I can cut up. Stay strong friendtendo.

>>139418938
No. Eternal hero just sleeping for now.

>>139419042
>what is the alphabet

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Not sure if real

>>139418530
I am watching the coloado river estimates, and they are dropping because the rain is leaving to you guys. It wont hit the full 15 but will likely go past the 1994 record. I would get a go back and be ready to leave in 1-2 days, keep on eye on the estimate and storm path.

>>139419040
Tired from confiscation of all the weapons

>>139418877
>when the koosh hits you

>>139419042
Should have named it LaQueesha

>Zello

"Family of nine needs rescue. Including six children"

S

>>139419142
How retarded are you!

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Remember, the alligators that were confined to a reserve for attacking people are now loose in a white-minority city

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_qUiytLYRc

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I have nowhere to evacuate to if it does get bad fack
I went down to the Neches river water was extremely rough and there were people fishing wish I got a picture, but I forgot my phone

>Levees break
>City Drowns
>NK is bombed

Boys 2moro will be a new dawn

>>139418524
Holy shit, that white guy steps out of his wheelchair in hiorrible plain, and carries this useless nigger to the shore, so his new Nikes, wouldn't get wet!

What a hero!

>>139419142
Of course its real senpai

>>139418203
Jack and coke...normally like beer, but stocked up on booze because incoming disaster.

>>139419142
Nah, it's a fake from the last bad flood

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>>139419142
Fuck that..

>>139419071
Yes, they released them an hour earlier than planned, and the dams have been open ever since, yet the water doesn't stop rising

>>139417848
2 years minimum

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>>139419195

>>139418941
fine, fine

just enjoying the /hype/

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>>139419203
kek'd

>>139419142
everything I know about texas tells me that shark is now swiss cheese

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>>139419203
Ahahaha I love you, Finnland

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I've certainly laughed at a few memes in here, but I sincerely hope no one takes joy in the unbelievable suffering we're witnessing in real time. Pray for Texas, anons. This is gut-wrenching.

>>139419129
>Gonna bring the old trusty chainsaw and see what trees I can cut up
I had some friends that went around and did this back in 2004-2005 when we got slammed with 4 hurricanes. They made some pretty good money.

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>>139419220
'Merica.

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>>139419199
>mfw I watch happenings for a living

>>139417949
Most of those folks are white anon.

>>139419129
Drive carefully and wait for the water to come down before you try to get in to the city. 'preciate cha.

So how much rain has fallen so far? In the previous thread someone asked how my country would fair with 150 cm rainfall over the course of three days. 150 cm seems like a crazy high amount to me. Is that even possible? Didn't he mean mm? I found an instance where we got 125-140 mm in 2 days and we did fine.

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>>139419024
How fugged if this goes over? Katrina or worse?

>>139419195
wheres a link for this?? i saw the article earlier but could not find link to post here

>>139418402
we just moved out of there last december, i can pi ture the folks that moved into our house got FUCKED over by Oyster Creek in Brushy Lakes.

Might know you if you went to Hightower

>>139419197
Are there no tall buildings nearby? It is going to get bad, you're going to get storm surge anon. Plz leave. If I still lived in the area I'd come rescue you with my bass boat.

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>>139419036
>>139418894
Comfy right now

>>139419142

It's not

Though, back when my city flooded, there was bullsharks swimming around

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>>139419203

>>139418357
Good Doge.

>>139419394
$ wise its already worse than katrina

>>139416983
>Implying the sewage doesn't rise with the floodwaters too

>>139419195
This isn't hurricane related necessarily, some kid was killed by an alligator down the road from my parent's house a few years ago.

>>139419378
This morning they said that if you took the water dumped on Texas, and condensed it to the size of New Orleans (where Katrina hit), it would be 128 feet deep.

>>139419116
Pathetic as is too low, or too high for flood levels?

Where my Houston bros at? Is it flooding over where you are at?

>>139419284
> dindus hunt alligators, especially not american ones.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNMA2ozv_4Y

>>139416762
Night of the looting niggers Edition


> CAPTCHA storefronts

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>>139418796
>>139418941

>>139416762

Did Harvey actually make landfall and destroy any actual cities? It hasn't been a week and I forgot because everyone just keeps talking about Houston.

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>>139418948
He's dreaming of puppies.

>>139417551
Liberals will probably try to spin it as Trump's Katrina. Could throw more fuel on the fire, especially with photos like >>139417167 floating around.

>>139419438
If it starts getting bad i'll try to walk to the new city hall thats high up or the football stadium

>>139419378
That was me. We have gotten a bit over 30 inches at my house. probably going to end up with 4-5 feet of rain, which would be 1.5M

>>139419195
they are domesticated. The worse ones were taken to higher ground along with other animals

>>139419195
Fuck!! At 1.20 you can hear him say "interior crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theatre"

I nearly missed it.

>>139419378
No, he meant 150 cm. The equivalent of six times the IJsselmeer has fallen down on Texas the last couple of days. That amount would fuck us big time as well.

>>139419508
too low, they keep nudging the prediction up

>>139419501
What's that supposed to mean? If you condensed it to the size of my dick it would reach to the moon.

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TEXAS FOREST FIRE ON COLLISION COURSE WITH HURRICANE!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4oIWsXTXI4t%3D21&t=0m21s

>>139419550
Rock port was largely destroyed from landfall.

abc13 just confirmed that the gauges on the addic have been lost

>>139419546
>3 ensembles out of 40+ make landfall on the east coast
>cyclone-bias model

OH BOY IT SURE IS HAPPENING

>>139419597
Nigga you gonna drown.

>>139419319
Ain't about the money honey, I can't stand sitting idly by. They're gonna need their money more than me. My only concern is gonna be gas and if its too jacked up maybe I'll accept cash if they offer it. My old [spoiler]church[/spoiler] runs a diaper donation thing so those are free

>>139419394
It it tips over 107.5 we're in for biblic tier flood.
It's a catch 22 situation

>>139419315
> I sincerely hope no one takes joy in the unbelievable suffering we're witnessing in real time
As long as the victims are not white, I don't care what happens to them.

>>139417551
>less niggers and katrina negroes leaving

This is the silver lining to this fucking mess

>>139419509
Not at the moment over here in Katy. I'm relatively close to Barker Reservoir though. So, I could be getting some tonight.

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Almost at 106

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>>139419667
Here we go

>>139419378
no, thats around 60inches which sounds right. It's an insane amount of rain, I think the most from a hurricane ever.

>>139419668

Was just sharing senpai. Appreciate the analysis.

>>139419550
Rockport and parts of Galveston are almost completely destroyed

but it was mostly rich people vacation homes so no one really cares, even the home owners since it was their second home

>>139419546
come onnnn bottom track into houston big bucks big bucks no whammy

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Sucks I have to go to bed early, I wanted to witness the dam happening

>>139419546
Oh fuck, looks like I could be getting hit soon

>>139419666

Thank you Satan, I'm glad someone remembers the people that actually got fucked by the hurricane.

I'll sacrifice my cat to you later tonight k? have a g'nite buddy!

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Whites are getting shot at by blacks while trying to save blacks

They're gonna want alot of gibs from whitey after

Looting whitey

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>>139419119
French Rostie

Power went out for a short while in my neighborhood, it's back now.

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>>139419691
Good job, anon... Stay safe

>>139419602
There's a big difference between how high the water is at your house and how much rain has fallen.


Anyway, does anyone have an accurate number of mm for me?

>>139419667
ktrh just had a warning about some neighborhood that needs to evacuate now because it won't be possible in a few hours. Didn't catch which one but it's over on the west side by the dams.

>>139419667
>Reservoir storage, acre feet
Most recent instantaneous value: 163400 08-28-2017 20:15 CDT

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>>139419692
>implying there is a chance that it won't

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>>139419034

These water levels are insane. Hope they won't reach your house.
And since there's an officer there, you might get some extra attention if it comes to rescue crews.

>>139419025
Pic related is what's most concerning about the reservoirs failing.
Centers with +100 people in them might turn into mass tombs in an instant.

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>>139419733
Wait I thought it wasn't going to happen what happened

Are Houstoniggers done choking on shit water yet?

>>139419802
Cool, I'll break the dam for you in that case.

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>>139419788
You'll witness the meme's tomorrow

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>>139417244
AQUA
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SHIT