Joel Osteen's megachurch claims it's too flooded for

>>139412060
>Forcing charity
Kys OP. He owes you nothing

>>139412174
This, I don't like mega preachers, but I hate niggers more.

Osteen's a cocksucker but this is bullshit. If he doesn't want to open his megachurch to a bunch of thieving niggers that's his prerogative.

You mean Joel Osteen isn't a paragon of virture?? But he wears such nice suits! And he has such nice hair!

>>139412060
That guy looks like rat.

>>139412767
He is a rat, and a conman, but he has no legal or moral obligation to let a bunch of niggers shit up his business.

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Stop storing your treasure in heaven

>>139412973
>Church
>Business
Hilarious how far society has fallen

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>>139412060
Obviously, its a business so he knows once this is all cleared up hella people are gonna be going to church praying for loved ones ect... consequently he will see a significant net profit gain because of this calamity. He would not like to have thousands of people making it a mess and destroying the place jeopardizing the the entire plan, of course he is gonna tell them to fuck off, hes a conman and he will burn because of this honestly. either way hes spiritually fucked.

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Lol it's like they expect him to act like a true man of God or something

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>not holding mass and praying that god drowns all the fags
where is westboro baptist when you need them

>>139412060
>don't want niggers raping kids in his church
so he's redpilled on niggers

>>139412060
The dude never even talks about main Christian tenets. Just goes on about believing in yourself and anything is possible

>>139413218
Lol

>>139412060
Even if it was too flooded I'm sure Joel has the money for boats and helicopters.

>>139416915
That's why he's so great. I'm an atheist and listen to him sometimes.

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>>139412060
(((Osteen)))

treats a church as a business as in >>139413827

yep, time to start making whips guys.

>>139413218
how has this face escaped our memes?

>>139417117
I mean it's fine for self help shit, but if you're serious about your spiritual well-being it's a bunch of fluff.

>>139412060

Joel is a cunt, but he said inaccessible not flooded. for all we know the sheriff told him not to do it because more I'm coming flooding that never happened.

again, joel is a useless cunt but this seems like quite the stretch

>>139417318
Just like sandnigger religions like Christianity.

>>139417485
Okay swastika larper

>>139413363
Said the larper hiding behind a joke flag

I'd keep the doors closed if it kept out niggers too.

>>139412767
He is.

>>139412174

No ones forcing him to do anything. He simply a heritic. always has been.

>>139417872
This. Unless there's some sort of indoor flooding or something like that, he's a piece of shit for this.

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>>139412060
If it was a prominent Muslim preacher with a huge Mosque, would liberals be attacking him?

>>139412174

Then don't be charitable, but at least admit that you are an asshole and the church is fine.

>>139418120
>what if
>>139412060
Soon the moneychangers will be driven from the temple

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>>139418120
nice tongue

Do you guys even THINK why this is happening?

https://www.rt.com/usa/401211-harvey-flooding-texas-governor-mayor-conflict/

The local officials were telling residents to ignore the governor's warning to evacuate, despite all the predictions from credible scientists that it would be a major flood. And now they're bring in fucking FEMA. And doing more of the Boston marathon faggotry where they go door to door and fucking take everyone's guns. The hurricane was created by HAARP and the Illuminati infiltrated the Houston government and told people to stay. They are trying to disarm Texans because they want to prevent the anti-Illuminati revolution and they know that Texans are armed. You probably think this post is ironic or a troll post or something but I am completely serious. Wake up. Wake the fuck up.

>>139412060
Regardless is that true or not, these types of people are the scum of the Earth

Guys like Olsteen and Rick Warren are part of the ecumenical movement. Basically the movement takes all of the scripture out of the church and replaces it with feel good self help BS.

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>>139412060
Is he /ourfalseprophet/?

>>139418758
He's highly addicted to pills

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>>139418758
We should meme this guy into the White House.

>>139418758
Dafuq, why can't people just fucking be normal? They insist on doing weird shit like this

>>139418922
what's weird

>>139418972
Mom and son.

>>139419016
That's the purest of love, though.

>>139412973
>He is a rat, and a conman, but he has no legal or moral obligation to let a bunch of niggers shit up his business.

Fine by me.

By the same logic, he should give up his tax exempt status.

You want to run your "charity" like a private business,
then pay taxes like all the rest do.

>>139418758
I'll give his daughter my false prophet, if you know what I mean
;^)

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>>139418843
>>139418908
>>139418922
Clearly the Jew fears the Osteen, why else would the media be attacking him for just trying to stop a bunch of groids from fucking up his business/money racketing scheme.

>>139419281
This guy is a fucking scumbag. Just look at him, he looks like a used car salesman.

Why can't people detect dishonesty?

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His name is Joel. Not Moses; he can't part the waters. Not Noah; he can't build a church to float all his parishioners away. His name is Joel, and his shit's fucked up. Pic related

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>>139417669
less than a minute apart, is this the new tactic?

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>>139419140
I see you are a man of taste as well

>>139412060
Of course he's not going to help, like every other X-tian when it comes down to actually doing something he's no where to be found.

>>139412174
This

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>building itself isn't flooded
>no one mentions access to roads and transportation are limited/cutoff due to natural disaster
>no one remembers what happened in the Superdome in New Orleans
>all these kikes and fedoras pile into the thread to bash Christianity

>>139419512
>Why can't people detect dishonesty?

You're asking this on /pol/, a hotbed of Trump support? lol

>>139419798
Yeah fuck those stupid xitians, they r homopohobes and probably sexist as well!!!

Us Wiccans are going to hand out pro abortion pamphlets and free dildos to the hurricane survivors and you should to!!!111

>>139413218
is he a prosperity gospel shitter?
Those guys are real slimy

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He's literally just pocketing the money people are donating for victims

He's doing the right thing. Remember superdome- they'd have to condemn the building

>>139412060
Good job busting the real problems facing America.

>>139412174
Tbh he didn't want a bunch of niggers shitting in the aisles.

>>139412060
Why aren't they forcing muslim churches to take in niggers?

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>>139420198
kek

based pleb slayer

>>139420198
this is why fedoras hate christians

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>>139412060
>(((God)))
>being real
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

>>139420411
doublemint this

Osteen is /ourevangelist/

>>139419798
Eat your fedora, peterpuffer. Then take a whole bottle of Tylenol. The Salvation Army and Samaritans Purse will be there helping out, you damned heathen.

>>139420166

not only is a prosperity preacher, he doesn't seem to really know the Bible all that well. His "career" is based on simple psychology, primarily telling people what they want to hear and making them feel good.

It blows my mind so-called Christians fall for this ruse time and time again. Let the blind lead the blind, i guess.

>>139412060
He's a fake. No doubt about it.

>>139413827
Hey can you tell god he's a cool bro since you obviously have a straight line to him? TIA.

>>139419798
Were you raped by a priest anon?

>>139412060
The true colors of the christcucks. This is what they are.

>>139412060

the one guy linked to some article causing the shitstorm is a gay.

"He makes us Christians, look bad."

A fucking "gay Christian."

He's a protestant, not a fucking Catholic. He runs a church, not a fucking charity.

People have unjust expectations about Christians.

Christians should shut down their charities and let people die when people complain.

>>139420635
you can thank billy graham and falwell for this horseshit
evangelicalism was a mistake

>>139413218
He looks like a lesbian.

>>139412092
God damn its ruined from mild dampness...hopefully Jesus will provide during this mega tragedy.

>>139412060
what a surprise, a selfish megachurch

>>139412092
Now post a picture of the inside.

>>139420731

He's not a medieval Catholic Bishop. He's not part of the infrastructure or the Medieval social welfare state.

at one time the fucking Catholics collected taxes and fees to provide fuckers with "healthcare" and shit like that.

He's a protestant. Pagans, atheist need to fuck off.

Osteen knows...

He knows that Texas was not hit due it's large Christian population, but that the hurricane demolished Houston specifically...A large, raunchy LGBT community, and Osteen's church is all full, of uuuuuh water.

>>139418278
Do they get their guns back?

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>>139420760
Graham is /ourprotestant/ as well as Joel "niggers sleep with the fish tonight" Osteen

>Captured on the tapes, Graham agreed with Nixon that Jews control the American media, calling it a "stranglehold" during a 1972 conversation with Nixon.[88]

>In 2009, more Nixon tapes were released, in which Graham is heard in a 1973 conversation with Nixon referring to Jews and "the synagogue of Satan"

>>139420760

no. They aren't a mistake.

They aren't out feeding Africans and making them dependent on the White Man.

Joel Osteen is probably one of the only real Christians left... someone more concerned with civilization than charity.

>>139419512
He looks like a normal business man. I'm taking it that you're poor.

>>139420514
Great pic. NYC was a real grimy shithole back in the 70s.

>>139420786
needs more flannel

>>139420760
Bead fingering papist detected. Niether Graham nor Falwell preached prosperity gospel or feel good pop psy crap, you Mary worshipping fuck.

>>139420118
Yeah dood it was Hillary's turn. We need honesty back in politics.

>>139421240
>when you're so full of heretical angst you besmirch the name of the Holy Mother of our Lord.

>>139421066
>Joel Osteen is probably one of the only real Christians left... someone more concerned with civilization than charity.
lol the city of Houston is flooded and thousands of people are without shelter. He owns a dry safe space that can house 16,000, and he's keeping his doors shut and taking personal donations online.

>>139412335
>>139412594
Non-Christians commenting on Christian charity.

>>139417318
And pay taxes.

Christians are supposed to save your soul, not your life

>>139420514
Omg The Wiz! Great movie, I watch it every couple of years. MJ was still black back then.

>>139419798
I wonder how many mosques are housing people

>>139412672
OH AND THAT SMILE!!!

>>139413218
who has more plastic surgery between him and david duke?

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>>139412060
go Bitch about the SANDNIGGER churches u fucking cheap shill

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>>139420118

>>139420753
>He runs a church, not a fucking charity

Not understanding Christianity at all...

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>>139421240
saltier than lot's wife
>>139421066
civilization comes with the teachings of christ, would you rather africans continue to die without knowledge of their salvation?
>>139421065
regardless of what graham thought of jews (conspiracies abound but whatever) he was a major part of bringing about the evangelical movement, allowing literal fundamentalists to get a stranglehold on american Christianity. There is nothing inherently wrong with protestantism, but fundamentalism shouldn't be the aim.

>>139421065

Wow. I didn't know this. People have been saying the same things for centuries now.

>''They're the ones putting out the pornographic stuff,'' Mr. Graham said on the tape, after agreeing with Mr. Nixon that left-wing Jews dominate the news media. The Jewish ''stranglehold has got to be broken or the country's going down the drain,''

>>139421427

that would make him a cuck.

He's a Christian, not a cuck. He takes orders from God... not the LBGT community, atheists, agnostics, anti-Christian secularists.

The church isn't fucking public property. Ask other fuckers to share.

Tell fucking liberal acts to ship people over to their mansions in New York and California.

>>139421579
I wonder how many mosques in Houston aren't flooded and can house 16,000 people

>>139420505
Many local mosques are sheltering people.

>>139413218
Glitterbug

>>139421812
When have you heard of a mosque ever sheltering people after a disaster?

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>>139421832
lets all convert to islam because joel osteen thats genius

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Don't let his effeminate demeanor and shallow pseudo Christian worldview trick you this man is a hardcore Neo Nazi, even more extreme than Ben "unload my nine on the welfare line" Garrison.

Watch out women, minorities, and LGBTQP persons of Houston, because Joel "ethnic cleansing for Jesus" Osteen is going on a rampage tonight.

>>139412060
Maybe it's just fucking flooded?

Also, the church doesn't owe anybody anything. Most of the Houston residents are probably a bunch of degenerates who don't even go to church

>>139421719

yes. Christianity is for those already civilized, for those with the temperament to behave, read, and follow the abstract rules in the bible.

>>139412060
Would you want your church to turn into the new orleans super dome?

>>139418278
I was like you. 8 years Ago. Then I woke up and found out it was all the Jews.

>>139421389
She is not his mother. He is God incarnate. Mary was just his earthly mother. Do you even Bible bro?

>>139412092
You do realize it was almost bone dry earlier today when that pic was taken and now its back up to extremely flooded.

t. Someone in Houston right now

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>>139421782
lol Joel Osteen's ancestor was the one who told Mary and Joseph there was no room at the inn
>Fuck off sand nigger! We're full!
>...and please remember to donate generously

>>139412060
How many times has this fucking guy been revealed to be a fucking scum sucker? He just keeps bouncing back.

>>139421065

Osteen is a charlatan, selling fake promises from scriptures that he makes up ad hoc.

From what I've heard of Graham, he had his own problems and alot of those problems involved other people's money.

I wouldn't trust either one of these snakes desu.

>>139421719
>>139421733
Yeah I'm just fucking around Billy Graham has been a rabid Zionist basically forever. When he was young he actually became a Christian under a Christian Identity guy, but obviously his views changed at some point.

>>139421674
Judas wanted to give to the poor, and Jesus said that he was the treasurer and that he just wanted to steal money.

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>>139422048
This is what it looks like at his mega church

>>139412060
He knows niggers will destroy his church if theyre housed there

>all these atheist nu/pol/ faggots crying about Joel Osteen and "real" Christians

Just because youre Christian doesnt mean you have to be a sucker. He doesnt want niggers and low income scum fucking up his church

>>139418278
Laws were passed after Katrina explicitly to stop this. If they do seize guns, they'll get the pants sued off them.

>>139422419
They deserve to drown for taking pictures in portrait mode

>t. houstonian

>>139422273

Why is that gaytheists, faggots, people who hate Christians to the core are the first to bitch about Christians not being predictable little sheep that will bend over for a black.

Osteen doesn't suck African refugee dicks like the Pope and isn't opening up his Church because people who didn't put money into the congregation told him to.

"Oh no. He isn't a cuck and submitting to us! Reee!"

Devil worshipers, satanists, atheists want him to trash his own Church.

Congregation put their blood, sweat, and tears into a nice place to hang out. Now some people want to use them like dirty corner hookers.

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>p*otestants
Simply the worst.

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Baby jebub sure does need a lot of money and PR Firms.

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>>139412060
Yeesssssssssssss goyim. The church is your enemy. Joel Osteen is lying to you all.

>>139418278

Is that you Ghost?

>>139417318
Implying spirituality isn't self help bullshit.

>>139423080
Maybe on the surface, but I can tell it's not worth explaining to you otherwise

Charles Clymer is the worst kind of faggot

>>139422433
>>139422792
>niggers
careful, this could destroy his career even more.

>>139412060
So what? He's a douche but you're a fag for passively virtue-signaling.

charles clymer is exactly why faggots shouldn't be in the military

>(((Osteen)))
Has his own Sirius XM channel. (((Glen Beck's))) new show is on it.

Evangelicals were a mistake.
Take the Papistpill.

>>139422433
Think of the smell those damn dirty apes would leave on every damn thing they touched in there.
ServiPro couldn't get of that in a month of Sundays.

Osteen ain't some BASED CHRISTIAN he's a slimy evangelical fuck who scams dumbshit middle aged white cunts out of their money with snake oil feel good guruship. Jeebus would flip this faggot's tables anyday.

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>>139418278
>And doing more of the Boston marathon faggotry where they go door to door and fucking take everyone's guns.
Already debunked
Stfu

all mega churchs are cults.

I seriously considered starting my own online church for stupid people to send me money and for tax exemptions. Still might do it.

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I guess the truth isnt popular.

>>139421719
> saltier than lot's wife
wicked burn. imma steal that.

> would you rather africans continue to die without knowledge of their salvation?
thats a tough question... can you simplify it a little?
> would you rather africans continue to die?
YES!

> evangelicals are fundamentalists
NOPE
they are almost invariably new age pentecostal "Name it and claim it" faggots who feed the innate greed and selfishness of their adherents while convincing them (inexplicably) that if they send him money, their own wealth will magically grow

joel osteen is just a younger, fitter, slicker version of jimmy swaggart.

evangelism is nothing new, what do you think catholic missions are? evangelism just means spreading the faith.

the real problem is pentecostalism and it's bizarre version of "the secret"
fight your real enemies, not your natural allies.
evangelical protestants are not dangerous, unstable, or crooked. they are christians who believe in the gospels rather than the paulite heresies and the vatican cult

fundamentalism in christianity is NOT A BAD THING, unlike islam.
the foundations of chrisitanity are all positive things: voluntary charity, taking care of your community, not being a dickwad, opposition to the talmudic heresy of "judaism" and respect for the laws and prophets of the god of abraham
what's not to like?

meanwhile, fundamentalist islam is all about rape, pillage, murder, striking off hands and feet, forced conversions, assplay with little boys, raping 9 year old girls, and betraying every contract treaty and agreement you make

you want "fundamentlism" to be a bad thing, but imagine the horrors of "fundamentalist buddhism" or "fundamentalist daosim"
OOoooOOooOoo! scary...

>>139412060
Obviously you need to send him some money.
>GET A CLUE

>>139412335
This, and fuck the godless liberals attacking him, i side with him over those bigger cunts, we all know the shit that happened at the New Orleans Saints stadium.

>>139419512

>Why can't people detect dishonesty?

Because then they get called fedoras.

>>139413363
He's doesnt operate an actual church. He's not a real Christian, like in a Jesus sense.

>>139412060
>Having to explain yourself to the liberals

>>139420935

>Donate to the Church and we'll get your dead relatives out of purgatory...a place between heaven and hell we just made up now to fleece you idiots.


Fuck Catholicism.

>>139428365
what happened HATER ""man""

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>>139426545
I dated a pentecostal for 3 years.
It was a complete nightmare. The preacher was full of shit and her family was nuts.
Also I'm a little tired so excuse my definition of fundamentalism. I meant more of a literal approach to the teachings in the bible, in it's entirety. No real room for allegory. Not necessarily that the fundamentals of Christianity are bad.

Also consider that extending civilization to Africa is a requirement for the overall benefit of mankind. Spreading the gospel isn't a bad thing and while christianity is not a cure all for ignorance it certainly doesn't hurt.

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>>139412174
Niggers destroyed negrodome in Norleans

>>139417318
All religion is stupid fluff, you imbicile

>>139421427
That area is completely kill anon. What are you talking about? It's one of the worst areas to be at this time. I wouldn't donate any money to him but there's no reason to make things up.

>>139424520
Hit em up anons:

https://www.lakewoodchurch.com/Pages/contact-us/contact-us.aspx

>>139428994
Catholicism is the epitome of the worst church possible. They're all progressive shitheads who depict Jesus as a white hippie, they ignore the Bible andd replace it with their own dogmas, and they blatantly reject the fact that there is only one God and not the Trinity.

>>139419548
/thread

But is he Orthodox?

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>>139430000
Checkum.
See >>139419548
Get btfo.

>>139412060

not gonna stop the same retards from going to his cathedral

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>>139412060
No one should be surprised. Every atheist I know is more Christian than this phony sack of shit.

osteen is a jew loving crypto kike

>>139430034

>>139412060
Religion and churches are a scam. Churches are full of sinners. You scared, go to church.

>>139418758
>mother and son
You just know they ffuuuugggg constantly

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>>139413827
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeDbKzONBwI

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>>139421782
Nearby businesses were opening their doors to people, and olsten refused. On top of that he's a Prosperity Gospel faggot and is a slimy con-artist """Christian""" worth 40million. Protestantism was a fucking mistake.

He's taking people in now since every virtue signaling faggot cried on twitter about it. OP I hope you get raped & hanged

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>>139431416

>>139422929
Olsteen is a Charlatan huckster who scams people with his "Prosperity Gospel" bullshit. Protestantism is pretty trash but American Protestantism is cancer.

>>139412060
I wouldn't put niggers in my house either, would you?

>>139413218
>>139412060
Anyone else's Jewdar going off?

Media Jews salivate at the idea of the "hypocritical Christian". That's the only reason this is making news.

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>>139433129
nice flag sheklesburg

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>>139412060
>still believing secret jew wealthy protcuts.

What's Peter Popoff doing to help? Maybe he could donate some of that miracle water to boiled regions

>>139423080
Back you go.

>>139418150
>Inaccessible due to flooded roads
>No power or sewer
Just because the ground floor isn't flooded doesn't mean it is a good place to house people.

>>139412174
>forcing charity
You mean like these phony religious organizations with tax exempt status when they're obviously making money.

>>139421427
>No power or running water
>No sewer
>Able to house 16k people
Get real.

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>>139421782
>privately owned churches
>not open to everyone at any time, especially in times of need
>christian


>defending private property
>during a natural catastrophe

You will never be part of the western world, murica

He spoke at one of our squadron Commander's Calls many years ago (CO was a bible thumper) and just radiated bullshit.

>>139417474
Inaccessible would be correct. The church is off of I 59 which is a lake further north and various on ramps down south. Plus some of the residential roads are going to seem messed up to most people, even though they aren't really.

So yeah not much reason to mess with the place for a large number of people, it'd just fuck things up for the residential areas since the highway wouldn't be able to be used.

>>139434074
If they aren't able to house people they aren't able. It takes more than dry floorspace.

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>>139434297
shhh, these neocucks can't handle the bitter truth. poor babbies

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>>139434495
REEEEEEEEE DELET THIS
IT DOES NOT FOLLOW THE NARRATIVE

>>139434396
I hate how at those things they sometime bring in religious leaders.
What the fuck is this pushing christianity

>>139434495
Yet the megachurch wants and are asking for people to drop off donations at their location. They could coordinate with local officials to get people in there and get at least some supplies in, Joel simply doesn't want anyone in mass in there. That's totally his business but it will not go over well.

>>139417160
Was that your 3d max final?

>>139422171
orly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fdwjP2Iw8Y
he's a snake

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>>139413218
Nice Shop
>heres the original

>>139412060
>>139413218
>Pastor who espouses prosperity christianity
>directly going against the bible
Yea...how can so many people be so clueless. No surprises there, hardly anyone ever reads their textbooks anymore either.

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>>139420791
>tfw there are enough dumb hicks to go to these megachurches

>>139420666
Piss off Satan

>No Crosses in his "church"
>L with a Torch is the main symbol
>show is on Daystar (Lucifer) television and the logo is a pentagram

huh interesting

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Time to start burning the protestant heretics again

We all understand that Olsteen and his ilk are damned, right? Forget all the other atheists and homos, by not caring for his own flock it would be the same locking his doors to Jesus in a time of need. Scripture is very clear about Jesus' teachings on this matter.

Of course he's no Christian, just another heretic and man-worshiping filth anyway but the point stands.

>>139418120
He'd be dead. We care about our religion unlike some 'Christians'

>>139412060
He's a belief system salesman. Of *course* he's lying. Duh!

>>139418758
Could you imagine the stank on his wife's cunt?

>>139429913
Really sneaky bastards. Cloudflare must be an xtian company, as they secure the con artists' - er, "church"'s portal. I could get there via Firefox with no captchas, but they intercepted torfox's GET request and gave me captchas which led to a cut and paste scheme with no happy ending and thus no joy.

I *knew* the "pastor" was really a bitch!

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>>139434790

guarantee you that 80% of this board despise megachurches as much as you do.

>>139412060
>not wanting to house niggers
Oh no.

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>>139429042

tons of rape and nig nog chimpouts