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Members of Cajun Navy resuscitate Houston resident found floating lifeless

Three members of the Cajun Navy who went to the Houston area Monday morning to rescue stranded residents pulled a lifeless elderly woman from floodwaters and resuscitated her.

Joshua Lincoln of Madisonville, Ricky Berrigan of Lacombe and Donnie Davenport of Pearl River were motoring their flatboat northeast of Houston when they came across 73-year-old Wilma Ellis, floating face down.

"I thought it was a trash bag," Lincoln said. "She was wearing a black shirt.

"The lady must have been crossing in some current. She floated right to the boat. We jumped out and got her and gave her compressions right there in the water. We were holding her from behind."

After about 15 chest compressions, Ellis began to cough and breathe on her own, Lincoln said.

The men pulled her into the boat and used a blanket to help her regain body warmth. She was scared, wet and a little disoriented, Lincoln said.

After unsuccessfully searching for anyone who knew Ellis, the men dropped her with a local businessman at a gas station near the corner of Tidwell Road and Parkway Forest Drive.

Ellis was wearing a hospital bracelet at the time of the rescue.

"We're trying to get an ambulance or helicopter to her," Lincoln said. "I put her medic bracelet out there on social media. I just don't know what else I can do."

Lincoln said he still has Ellis' dentures.

The situation is far worse in Houston than anything he saw on television, Lincoln said.

"This is unbelievable," he said. "It's horrible."

http://www.nola.com/outdoors/index.ssf/2017/08/members_of_cajun_navy_resuscit.html

THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWhtPByViJU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWhtPByViJU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWhtPByViJU

THE WATER RISES

Anons still in neighborhoods need to start forming watches to watch for looters. Staying up day and night will not help if shit hits the fan.

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posting before
10pm

Underwater City of Houston

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>>139379760

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classic meme here

Sienna Plantation SW houston reporting in. Staying past mandatory evac.

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My cat and I are safe for now. Tell him you love him.

KHOU stream said they're anticipating levee breaks

Cajun Navy arrives in Houston to help rescue flood victims
BATON ROUGE, LA (WAFB) -
One year after the Cajun Navy fleet deployed to pluck stranded families from the flood waters that overwhelmed southeast Louisiana, the volunteer rescuers have mobilized again to help in the Houston area after heavy flooding from Tropical Storm Harvey.

A second wave of volunteers with the group gathered in Baton Rouge on Monday to head to the Houston area to provide additional support.

The group made it into Houston early Monday morning, poised to assist with rescue efforts in a region devastated by flooding due to Harvey.

The Cajun Navy is blasting social media with messages for help as neighbors in Texas face the same devastating flooding.

“We're planning a large push to head in probably in the next day or so when things calm down about. It's just something we have to play by ear a bit and see how the weather cooperates,” Jon Bridgers Sr., an organizer in charge of the Cajun Navy 2016 Facebook page, said Sunday.

Bridgers said he and others set out with boats towards Houston on Sunday but did not make it far. He said about 40 miles outside the city, the roads are impassable and that most of their volunteers can’t get through. However, he said some have made it and are doing their best to help.

“We have been given the GREEN LIGHT to enter your area. This is what we need from YOU ALL. We are here to search and rescue,” wrote Gary Davis in another Facebook group.

Bridgers returned home to monitor calls for help and to help organize volunteers online.

Like the great flood of 2016, many families trapped in Houston are turning to social media, posting horrific pictures of families trapped by high water, pleading for help. Most posts include addresses and phone numbers. One video has been circulating of Montel Williams relaying information about a man in a broken wheelchair needing assistance.

http://www.wafb.com/story/36227295/cajun-navy-to-texas-were-coming-as-quick-as-we-can

>>139379890
>>139379890
>>139379890
>>139379890

>>139379851
aussie shitposting is out of control

Give your realistic estimate of the total number of deaths.

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>>139379872
Rude.

Rip Houston, I told y'all to keep a watch on hurricanes

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>>139379903
2am

ARMY MAY BLOW THE DAM
>ARMY MAY BLOW THE DAM
ARMY MAY BLOW THE DAM
>ARMY MAY BLOW THE DAM

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Levee_breach

>>139379901
/ourguys/ need to form a militia and rule as the new kings of Atlantis

>>139379969
1000ish

Reminder that rogue ICE agents are using this as an opportunity to "deport" immigrants.

Is Harvey gonna grow back to a Hurricane again

>>139379969
5k

>>139379969
346

>>139379923

What will happen if the levee breaks?

>>139379969
>no dam break
~150
>dam breaks
over 1000

>>139379919
>>139379923
Our levee will break for sure tonight. We also have the brazos river hugging the side of our neighborhood.

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>>139379991
this morning

>>139380053
It will happen.

>>139379918
DIDF PLS GO

I miss battery Chan though

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>>139379920
love yuh kitty cat

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>>139379851
>being this autistic

>>139379920
Anon watch over your cat i suggest finding a cage ASAP if you dont have one just to make moving him easier

Parents house is about to flood due to the Brazos River. They got a foot of water in it last year. Expected to be 3 feet higher.

>>139379910
(((Moses)))

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Just so you can understand.

Blue area got so far more rain in that all of red combined in 2017.

And shit has not even started for good.

>>139379412
>>139379451
>This will not happen
That's fine to say and to believe, but when a squad of cops tell you to hand 'em over, your beliefs and arguments mean fuckall.

>>139379421
That's great to reinforce it, but it was already illegal when it happened in Louisiana and that didn't stop anything.


https://www.nraila.org/articles/20150821/a-decade-later-remember-new-orleans-gun-confiscation-can-and-has-happened-in-america

>>139379969
257

>>139379995
SACUE YOU NIGGERS

>>139379969
billions

LEVEE BREAKS ARE RUMORS
>LEVEE BREAKS ARE RUMORS
LEVEE BREAKS ARE RUMORS
>LEVEE BREAKS ARE RUMORS
LEVEE BREAKS ARE RUMORS
>LEVEE BREAKS ARE RUMORS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Acap3IrCYYk

>>139380053
>i'll have no place to stay

>>139379760
Those Katrina niggers live in Houston
these niggers are cursed

>>139380041

strengthen as a tropical storm abit yeah but they said they don't think it will turn into a cat1 anymore, but its gonna be over the gulf for like 12ish+ hours? thing is moving slow as fuck so who knows

>>139380053
When the levee breaks I'll have no place to stay.

>>139379760
Sugar Land here just evacuated into Houston to higher ground
All other escape routes blocked off

>>139380035
que es la problema?

>>139379910
O shit it's baby Moses!

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Don't predict deaths until this shit is over us and we know the sea wall hole holds
Gonna dump snapchats from hamshire

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>>139380079
more pics of my place
last night

>>139379969
200

>>139379760
need graphs for the dams cant find any

>>139380035
i hope they keep up the good work
god bless america

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>I CAN'T TAKE ALL THESE RACIST ASS WHITE PE-
well fug

Any other Cypress anons here?

The water where I'm at is receding despite it still raining moderately the city must have really improved drainage

>>139379869
>"I thought it was a trash bag,"

Shouldn't laugh at this but I did anyway

>>139379969
6 gorillion

>>139380044
Oh shit i forgot he mentioned that. My father always said people living in cities are always 3 missed meals away from anarchy

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>mfw I should've stayed in galveston

T. South Cypress

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>>139380237
now

>>139379969
2000
digits confirm

>>139379969
10

>>139379851
Shut up shill, it's happening, stop trying to discredit anyone who questions mainstream narrative.
They will try an kill thousand

>>139380079
christ. that's a lot of water. remember to shoot nigs on sight. there will likely be no repercussions.
(this post is satire and does not represent the views of the poster)

>>139380185
>>139380203
Mah niggas

>>139379969
32

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Pic from my street earlier. Floorings gone down since but the rain is getting worse

>>139380203
Drink some whiskey and rye

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>>139380222
I finally got nice digits

>>139380150

>take guns from texans
>texans

Bahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaaaaahahahahahhahahaha

>>139380053
Huge chunks of the city completely flooded

>>139379969
My last four will determine.

>>139380290
didnt people start eating eachother in the katrina evacuation centers?

>>139380333
digits confirm not happening go home boys

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cars are fucked

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anons on the ground, pls post some photos

>>139379969
Over a thousand

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>>139380417
ere u go
whats left of my neighborhood

People have flooding insurance on their homes right?

What happens to insurance companies?

Do they go bust / default during a Storm like this?

>>139380301
Looks nice. Should get that water out of there tho.

>>139380301
damn

>>139379869
pretty sweet stache

>>139380412
when the water is gone take your spark plugs out then crank all the water out insert plugs then get some big ass jack stands

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Let's make this a trans issue

Lads..I see the old /pol/ in this thread and I like it
>memes
>silly shitposting
>lack of conspiracy theories

I like it desu senpai

>>139380412
does being submerged actually do damage to cars? I mean outside of the interior getting all messy

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This is the situation anywhere off highway 73

>>139380301
Aww, thats a nice couch too.

>>139380510
Vast majority do not.
In these instances insurance companies start to comb the fine print to find ways not to pay.

>>139379760
It's raining, man

Which one of these streams is going to have the best moving pictures of the massive flooding?

>>139380510
insurance companies have insurance.

>>139379869
Dat moustache tho...

>>139380397
I remember hearing rumors about that, not sure if confirmed though. Dont want to sound like a bullshitter but thats how my fathers full quote went, "people in the city are 3 missed meals away from anarchy and eating each other"

Did anyone find out what happened to Academy anon? Is he kill?

Powerlines exploding all over the place on the big nose guys stream.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RT5H-fc8o5k

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>>139380417
It's getting close

>>139380551
It completely fucks them.

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>>139380383
SOMEONE SAVE THE COWS

>>139380509
are there many people left or have most of them left?

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SHTF has begun. Boat piracy and people being shot at

>>139380150
Governor wouldn't allow it.

>>139380510

us jews know how to get the money

>>139380538
Needs to drain, flush and refill all fluids as well as regrease everything
>Jack stands
4 wut? water will be gone by then

>>139379920
keep comfy kitter.

>>139380551
>Does water destroy objects made mostly of metal

>>139380551
yes, ruined electronics, rust, upholstery destroyed. Be very careful buying used cars for the next couple years.

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>>139379910
baby Moses

He has come to proclaim the glory of Kek!

praise him!

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>>139380680
>tfw no pirate cams

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REMINDER

>NEW PROJECTIONS SHOW TRAJECTORY HEADING TO PORT ARTHUR

>SOUTH HOUSTON STILL GONNA GET STORMED HARD AGAIN NEAR THE "EYE"

>LOUISIANA GONNA GET SWAMPED BY THE DIRTY SIDE OF RE-ENERGIZED TROPICAL STORM

>KATY, PRAIRIE VIEW, TOMBALL, WOODLANDS, AND CONROE ALL GONNA BE MISSED BY NEXT WAVE

BASED FUCKING HARVEY

Goodbye Pasadena, Bellaire, Pearland, Wards, Southpark and Sunnyside

>>139380548
Happeningfags have always Bern at the heart of /pol/ fampei

>>139380680
As always minorities making life harder for everyone.

>>139380386
Are you a moron? What do you expect to happen when a squad of cops says give me that gun in your hand?

Tell me I'm all ears.

>>139380510
FEMA will help but fuck I don't want to deal with them.

>>139380383
Hope the baby calves are okay.

Barker; 2:55 PM 98.78' / 104'

Something weird is happening with Addicks reservoir... it dropped .44'

Is it leaking? It should'nt be dropping if the rains have increased...

>>139380551
The engine can hydrolock, not to mention wash out the oil in the block. Gas gets contaminated with water, which will ruin your engine. Exhaust fills with water. And if you don't pull the battery, electrical will typically fry.

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rip addicks bros

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From Carlos

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>>139380417

>>139380386
desu

>>139380548
When anon told Carlos to send mom dick pics. Felt like old /b/

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>>139380538
too late


Farewell my poor house
we are being forced to evacuate, while the other plebs are crying for help, we can handle ourselves
I'll snap a few more pic before we start our voyage to my relatives house
I shall now embark on this magical adventure on the uss autism

>>139380510
Well flood insurance is kike shit and typically only covers true forward flooding. Backwashing from an over flowed bayou may not be covered

>>139380680
>shot at
>shot
>at
God damn niggers need to learn before racists actually do show up

>>139380556
Damn. That sucks.

>>139380680
>How to make sure the white devil won't come to save you or your brothers.

>>139380694
What the fuck is the governor gonna do about it? It's like you're fucking telling me he won't allow looting. Like ok champ.

Fortunately, my house didn't flood. I'm just stuck in the house all day since the streets are flooded.

>>139380783
Is this like, the wrath of God?

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>>139379760
>No time for memes
There is always time for memes.

>>139380680
>>139380759
That would be an awesome livestream, mount a gun to the rescue boats and hand out a few ARs and just drive-by shootings on the scumbags

>>139380510
>People have flooding insurance on their homes right?
>What happens to insurance companies?

Flood insurance in a flood plain is fucking expensive.
the Yanks have a federal progrma for catastrophic damage

google reinsurance, all insurance companies have insurance... and so on, and so on..
biggest theives on the planet

>>139380510

heard a stat of like 15% of people have flood insurance down there

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>>139380556
>>139380383
>>139380222
This is a giant open field by the way hamsire and fannett are fucked
>>139380670
>>139380806
Think they had to ditch the cattle and horse when they were saved

>>139380551
HOPE YOU FUCKS BOUGHT INTO THE INSURANCEJEW HA HA HA

>>139380197
Dees niggaz bring death and destruction where ever they go

>>139380783

Which parts of Louisiana?

>>139380708
Might as well be prepared desu

>>139380906
This.
Memes are life.

>>139380659
Lock that doggie door!

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They move people from Dickson onto a flat island in the middle of the gulf.
Why move them to Galveston??
And just the One C130
The mayor trying too kill people now

>>139380859
nice house rip

>>139380795
I know tons of copy in my area, 3/4 of them are card carrying oath keepers. The last 1/4 wouldn't even think about following that order.

Of course, I don't live in a nigger infested area so they wont have any reason to do it in Kingwood

>>139379872
>leaf

That should be your joke of a country's national anthem.

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Granted it's going to miss us, will we still get heavy rain tonight (there always seems to be heavy rain NORTH of thus storm for whatever reason)

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>>139379920
I love you, kitter

>>139380543
God, they really can't do anything but make themselves out to be a bigger disaster than even mother(male) nature, can they?

>>139380859
Gibs monies richfag

>>139380135
>cherrypicking driest regions
Fake news.

>>139380859
live blog the voyage plz, anon

>>139380912
>mount a gun to the rescue boats and hand out a few ARs and just drive-by shootings
So nigger tier gang behavior then?

>>139380301
Why's there water everywhere anon?

>>139379969
36

Pls tell me it's gonna be a Hurricane again

>>139380670
my friend in Trinity says that the dead cows are blocking the road

>>139380543
I hope this is true and trannies all die of sepsis from trying to keep their open wounds dilated in putrid flood water

>>139380934
Lake Charles and Cameron Parish probably

>>139380301
may i suggest filling up that watering can and watering your couch?

>>139380834
It's the third time there's an abrupt drop in the water level, it lasts for about half an hour and then it goes back up even higher than it was

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>>139380920
F

>>139380859
hope you dont get attacked by pirates anon. do you have a gun?

>>139380795

we will kill them duh? you low-t faggot lol

Quick rundown since last night? Is the city flooded? Wide spread looting?

>>139380889
I'm telling you there's no one in charge here who would give the order.
LE doesn't operate independently. They all answer to someone.

>>139380990
>when your country's such a joke that you have to hide your flag
It's the national anthem of whatever carnival shat you out.

>>139380934
Acadiana area south of 90, Cameron , lake Charles etc. any area hit by Rita flooding will flood again

What's the best hurricane tracker live map

>>139380053
Then Texans become filthy refugees

>>139380383
Stay safe horses and cows!

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People trying to help in boats are being told to stop because nigs wanna act like pirates

>>139380844
SHOW ME THE GRAPHS

USGS say resovoir is 100% full. If that thing keeps going and tops the dam the fucking thing could collapse

>>139380890
Same here plus my power is out

>>139381048
No. Because it would be part of the solution not the problem.

>>139380859
It will be a magical journey, full of peril, pirates and booty.
Especially if you row through minority infested pirate waters.
Stay safe anon.
And film your journey for all of us to enjoy.

>>139379760
Just god punishing all the faggots.

Trump soon

>>139379760
Is this the thread where we make fun of Texans for being betrayed by their God?

>>139381093
Its probably surges. As the rain starts and stops in different areas the flow into the reservoir changes.

>>139381048
>So nigger tier gang behavior then?
No, they'd actually hit theirtargets, and not a random house, a cat, and some grand mammy's 4 year old grand daughter studyian' fo' school tumarrah.

>>139381167
Haha, my power hasn't gone out for a long period of time, so all I've been doing is shitposting lately.

>>139380918
Even for those that do, not all flood insurance policies are written to include all types of flooding. Localized flash floods, broken pipes within the home and hurricane flooding aren't always considered to be the same thing.

>>139380788
I assume it's a drunk white guy who needs a boat to get some more beer

>>139381086
Lake Charles is already flooding, can confirm.

>>139381160
Fuck that make anti piracy rescue squads they don't deserve any less

>>139379920
i love you kitty kat

>>139381160
>POS's gonna POS
more like POC's gonna POC

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Has vanbro posted lately? Where are you and your van!?

>>139379923
lol'ed

>>139380795
Dude, look at how beat cops and sheriffs handle open carriers in TX. That shit won't happen.

>>139380984
WHAT FUCKING ORDER ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

>>139380733
this

>>139381341
kek. well meme'd toothpaste

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>>139381187

>>139379760
Will trump disavow hurricane Harvey?

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>>139379920
I love you :3

>>139381294
Nah it's niggers. During Katrina they shot at the fucking ARMY.

>>139381260
Thanks for the information, anon

>>139381035
>rich
In Texas homes like this are ridiculously inexpensive

>>139381357
he ded

>>139380680
wow piracy

>>139381160
Is there a legit source for this? My buddy just left to head down there with his boat...

i have plenty of space to take in WHITE AMERICAN BROTHERS, here in germany!

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>>139380673
we're being forced evac now

>>139380859
glad you have a sense of humor still be sure to chronicle your adventure the uss autism maybe you can write a book someday

>>139381373
You can say it won't happen all you want, but when a squad of cops tells you to hand em over, your internet posts don't actually help you.

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AYO HOL UP

These two fine Texans saved 22 people in their kayak.

What tf have YOU done to help the people of Houston?

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>>139379851

>>139381386

just because your a bitch and would give your guns up doesn't mean everyone else is

Happening over guys.

Rainfall is done.

Dams are receding.

>>139380795

I'd like for you to figure out where they are going to get enough cops to do this. There is barely enough as it is.

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>>139379760
Will Panchos be alright?

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>>139381417
>tfw I get to use my drowning joe meme again :)

>>139381106
>>139380670
>>139380806
New comments saying the cattle got taken to a higher area by one of them that stayed behind actually shieet

Whats the situation now?
Wheres the storm going ?

>>139381473
>F

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>>139381417
DRUMPF

WHY DIDN'T YOU PHYSICALLY REMOVE PEOPLE FROM THEIR HOMES YOU DID THIS DISAVOW

>>139381274
>white vigilantes wouldn't fuck shit up
Wrong.

>>139381454
This. You don't have to be making ceo money to live the fancy life

>>139381289
Broken pipes are covered by home owners not flood. Except in the rare instance a pipe breaks outside and water rises into home. Water from broken pipes is covered 99.9% of time by a normal policy.

>>139381454
>inexpensive
no shit.. i bought a couple just yesterday

>>139381473
what is a "legit source"? people like you need to be gassed ASAP

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>>139379920

>>139381129
WHAT FUCKING ORDER????????????

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>>139381458
NO

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>>139381069

>>139381490
N-no thanks

>>139379969
27,452

>>139381493

god speed anon, dont drown in the sewage water..
keep us posted!

>>139381519
>What tf have YOU done to help the people of Houston?

I've been shitposting for hours.

>>139380859
STAY SAFE

>>139379920
stay safe kitter, i love you

>>139380053
then large portions of the city are likely to be flooded

I just want to tell all the poor souls suffering from the storms, thank you. I really needed a comfy happening where I can sit around and shitpost

>>139381386
The order to confiscate guns door to door like what happened in Katrina.

Again, i am talking about cops in a nice white city. Even if they were to try, there are so many large stockpiles up here that they wouldn't have the logistics to carry out such an operation. Especially with all of the other things that they need to be doing at this time

>>139380859
Good luck uss autism

>>139381537

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWLIusgZgKs


always my dude

if any of you are in Fort Bend Lid 2 district and cant get out, try to go to oyster point. it's the highest and safest part of the district. your levee will be fine more than likely, but your pump stations are old and the pumps are not ran very often. the secondary pump station is basically a pile of shit, the pumps are old and out dated and they kick out all of the time. if i were any of you, i'd just get the fuck out of there as soon as possible if there were any way possible.

>>139381519
then they fucked in the backseat

>>139379869
>Headline!
Crawfish niggers bring human garbage bag back to life in voodoo ritual chest beating.

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>>139380659
>>139380509
>>139380852
>>139381493

thx, how are you doing anons? where do they want to evec you to? are the authorities ok?

>>139381537
RIP. Raise your flags one last time for panchos

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>>139381559
F for the suicidal cow. But good to know most made it out

>>139379872
Thats how I will laugh when your retarded ass is thrown in jail by the Sharia trans police for misgendering a Muhammad.

I sincerely hope you die.

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>>139381111
checked
I have a loaded 20 gauge that rescue workers screamed at me for

>>139381597
I was more speaking to a municipal utility break outside and not your water heater going nuclear, but yes.

>>139380852
Moar pics of the QT in the no-skirt?

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>>139380859
Watch out for 'groids. They always get loot fever during big disasters.

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>>139381535
>when a squad of cops
>where they are going to get enough cops to do this

You're seriously asking me how 5 cops can miraculously exist?

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SHELTERS WITH SPACE

>>139380859
Bon voyage, USS Autism!

>>139381620
To confiscate, you stupid nigger.

>>139381781
Lol. This is where I evacuated to. I think god hates me.

VOLUNTARY EVACUATION ORDER for all low-lying areas of the Neches River, Pine Island Bayou and Village Creek Coridors in Hardin County.

Does that mean me i'm right next to the fucking river

>>139381561
try the actual news mate... this is fkn 4chan

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>>139380301
Dude! you have pipe leak somewhere, call a plumber!

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soon

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>>139381160
Damn nignogs

I bet it isn't even that much water and it's Americans making commotion over some rain.
Bohoho, some water got into house, whatever.

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>>139381473
I've seen multiple reports of it from different sources

>>139381357
yes he has posted. he's fine.

>>139381781
Taylor is the only celebrity I find beautiful.

>>139380859
Nice house anon how much you make a year?

>>139381950
70cm of rain bruh, no joke. especially since they built houston on flat land over a fucking swamp.

>>139381882
WHO THE FUCK SAID THERE WOULD BE AN ORDER FOR THAT??
GODDAMNIT YOU"RE A FUCKING MORON

>>139381850
Show the photos of you posing nude in front of the mirror and saying POW! POW! POW!

>faggot

>>139381561
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RT5H-fc8o5k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RT5H-fc8o5k

https://twitter.com/Chet_Cannon/status/902263942990381057

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>>139380680
>Boat piracy
fug

>>139381885
fuck, where the fuck did you evac from then?!

>>139382031
In all fairness, we only get this kind of rain like once every 500 years.

Post yfw the entire city is swallowed by a sinkhole

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>>139381047
I would love too but alas, my batteries will die soon so I will upload what I can

>>139380237
>>139380301
At least you have tile, even if it is hideous.

Recycle reminder
>>139379813
>>139379813
>>139379813

>>139381818
>literally seething with rage

>>139381985
They're getting turned away because the nogs are fucking SHOOTING at them!

>>139381519
He's wearing dress pants. Prom later?

>>139382044
Whyd you stop responding to me in the other thread nigger

>>139381493

Take a gun with you.

Preferably a sidearm or revolver that you can conceal. Doesn't matter if you have a license, nobody is gonna check right now.

>>139381871
DON'T GO TO THE SHELTERS
THEY ARE KILLING PEOPLE IN THE SHELTERS

>>139382044
ARE YOU FUCKING 12?!

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>>139380859
>USS Autism
God speed on this intrepid voyage

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>>139380852

Fucking stupid whore... there will be no Johns on the street today.. go HOME

>>139381519
high quality feet

>>139381610
the fuck is that thing

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>>139381852
You're being a faggot. Seriously. Stop trying to convince people of your spoopy delusions and fucking drown already.

I'm from Houston and I hope you're part of the body count. If you're even actually from Houston. Fucking shill cuck.

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>>139379920
Love you mittens.

>>139380269
Cypressfag here. By 529, hoping the release of the dams wont fuck shit up too bad but everything seems fine rn

>>139381738
This place looks sick

>>139382056
What crawled up your ass?

>>139382169
>dress pants

They're Dickies work pants.

>>139380859
On the bright side, you now have the opportunity to leave the shithole that is Houston and move to a better town like Dallas-FTW or San Antonio.

fuck fake news
4chan is real news

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>>139381160
fug

>>139382280
You're taking a meme flag too seriously

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>>139381871
>Vietnamese Martyr Church

>tfw Vietcong are now sheltering civilian burger

You truely lost that war hard lads

>>139381985

>They just want all the recognition

No, because niggers are shooting at people.

>>139381821
But they still let you take it right?!

>>139380859
Safe travels, USS Autism

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>>139382098
Godspeed anon

>>139382490
If I guess my own post then the levy will break!

>>139381537
tfw no panchos in AZ

;_; its been over a decade since i've had a birthday at panchos

>>139381519
>Even when doing something good and commendable Jamal felt the need to pretend like he was posing for a rap album

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>>139382362
You're right. I deserved that (You)

NEW BREAD (RECYCLED)

>>139379813
>>139379813
>>139379813
>>139379813

NEW BREAD (RECYCLED)

>>139379813
>>139379813
>>139379813
>>139379813

>>139380852
>when your sugar daddy forgot to tell you that you got the day off

>>139382360
Be aware of your surroundings and keep your gun handy.

>>139382490
fugg

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>>139379760
Wrong.

NEXT BREAD
>NEXT BREAD

>>139379813
>>139379813
>>139379813
>>139379813

NEXT BREAD
>NEXT BREAD

>>139382228
he gave her that shirt to. she had her tiddies out for morale.

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>>139379851

>>139382393
>we 'lost'
>turned their country Christian
Things that make you go hmmm

>>139382490
Oh shi-

>>139382542
Happens to the best of us, lad. Anons don't let other anons meme alone. See you in the next bread!