>open a bible >get to page 3 >talking snake Wtf guys

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>>139366491
>Posts talking mouse

The serpent is an allegory for the temptation to knowledge of good and evil and the collapse of animal-like innocence that brought humanity to its current disconnected state. To deep for you I guess.

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>>139366491
It's an allegory

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>>139366812
*Too deep, rather

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>>139366491
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triune_Brain

>>139366491
The snake = kundalini. Lurk moar!

>>139366812
what is mickey mouse an allegory for?

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>>139366491
Oh and by the way, German atheist, you're going to be missing the bastion of Christian faith your country abandoned. Your islamic replacements are going to rape and stab the secular humanism right out of you. A lot of good your online trolling against fellow Europeans will do you when that day comes. Food for thought.

>visit munich
>all arabs

Wtf guys how can you believe Germany is real?

>>139367030
https://youtu.be/FMp46V53Wc8
Working class entrepreneurial white hero calling out (((false advertisement)))

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>>139366491
>I-It's an allegory!

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>open the communist manifesto
>page whatever
>communism is a system in which the people establish a state with the explicit end goal being the dissolution of the state

Communism is a fairy tale. Obv starved to death peasants do not produce

>>139366491
Talking serpant that used to have legs desu.
Proof the bible called it on evolution thousandsof years before darwin.

>>139367330
so the jews?

>>139367371
The worst part is the world seems poised to try it all over again, except for Russian who's been their and done that. The West has fallen so far from grace it's beyond belief.

>>139367371
>Obv starved to death peasants do not produce
lel

>>139366491
It was a possessed, other species, which had walked upright. Was created last before Adam. Most cunning. Then it cucked Adam and was cast down to eat dust on its belly. Aka the snakes we see today. Serpents and snakes are not the same Biblically. Christ called the pharisees vipers. Come on guys. Pharisees don't talk

>>139367551
As witnessed in zero other cases. You speak truth and then corrupt it slightly

>>139367351
I like my allegories like I like my women, cavernous.

>>139367805
I was trolling as is my nature, chaos worshipping faggot.

>>139367914
You're a wise guy

>>139367689
(((Serpents)))

>>139366491
go read koran then achmed, that is more on your level

>>139366491
Don't even need to read it to know it's all lies. It was written by Jews, which is all you need to know

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>replying to an old pasta from a few years back

newfags pls leave

>>139368290
Same retarded story told in a weird format with minor variations.

Amazing how a few tweaks can lead to people blowing kids up.

>>139368455
Written by God, through the hands of Hebrews before the new Covenant in the blood of Christ. These were not Jews as we know them today.

>>139368460
Dont be retarded. Nothing on 4chan is new.

''Tis a metaphor"

>>139368646
>These were not Jews as we know them today.
the OT says they were the same scheming assholes back then

>>139368826
The ones that were received punishment for it. The tiny few that weren't we're blessed for it. One tiny bloodline in that detestable race carried on long enough to bring Christ to humanity and fulfill the Covenant. As Christ said "It is finished," the temple curtain was torn. For all it matters now the jews can fall into the dustbin where they belong. It was the white man that chose to follow Christ and became the dominant power over humanity for his piety. Only the advent of jewish subversion via communism, capitalism, and liberalism poisoned his heart and stole his birthright.

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>>139366491
E N L I G H T E N E D

>>139366491

>Be EU
>Have history
>still believe all peoples and cultures are equal

HOW CAN EU KEKS STILL BELIEVE THIS WHILE RIDICULING TALKING SNAKES

>>139366491
>The bible is a fairy tale, obv snakes do not talk
Technically what you're referring to is an etiological myth.

>>139366491
>Starting with OT

Go to Matthew, friend.

>The Bible was written by symbolic abstract thinking high IQ Jews.

>studied for thousands of years by brilliant people

>Concrete thinkin anon thinks he figured it out.

I hate fucking Athiests.

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>>139366491
The snake was not a snake. 'Twas a daemon by the name of Lucifer.

the snakes' association with satan is that they are both 'nachash' which is 'shining' and they are both serpents, crawling on the earth, biting people's heels

there's a great deal more to it than this, but the important detail to take from the story is that satan always lies, and it's actually alarming how often churches just assume that satan is telling the truth in the garden

the fruit never had the power to make man 'like god'

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>>139366491
OP is a faggot

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>>139372512
That's hilarious.