Oh god I'm starting my first day of college after 3 years

>>139355448
LOL! Epic post bro. Simply. Epaaac. First you should hit em with a classic meme, try to think of it like scouting out enemy positions, gauge your enemy's strength by probing, then ramp it up to some next level shit, LOL, sorry I lol'd, anyway hit em with some next level meme shit, think of it like breaking down an opponent's fortification's with artillery, just bombard them with highly effective memes, that'll obliterate them, but you aren't finished, leave one DANK meme right on the center of their grave, think of it like planting your flag after the battle, so that the land you fought for is not just won, but yours, and once they stink of the memeness they won't be troboobaling you anymore my friend

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>>139356914
Wut

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>>139355448
I hope the degree you're going for is worth it. Bonus points for finishing inside the course instructor.

>>139355448
Don't be a retard. Gi bill will pay you to join an apprenticeship. You get your normal paycheck + bah. You will be rolling in cash and be working in a red pill industry. Don't fall for Jewish tricks

>>139356914
DANKIEST OF THE DANK

Sam is that you

hahah you paid money to be brainwashed.
I guess it figures since you also dumb enough to join the military

>>139355448
Unless you have a very good argument prepared don't attack the professor, they'll just rake you over the coals for defying their authority.

Grab lunch or coffee with your classmates during breaks and provide anecdotes about your experiences. Build up allies and friends and demonstrate your perspective. When you feel that enough people have your back start questioning your professor.

Also, get straight A's and ace all of your assignments. Don't go on the offensive until after you have a 100 on your midterm exam, that way the prof will have to regard you as a good student/intelligent.

>>139357901
Actually the new gi bill specifically removed the paying for trade or apprenticeships. You can only attend colleges and universities unless you choose the old gi bill when you were in boot camp and it's kinda rough when the new one is worth more and gives you a better stipend. Kinda sucks but the academic left beat us there.

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>>139358823
I think you are wrong anon.

https://www.benefits.va.gov/gibill/onthejob_apprenticeship.asp

you can use the new GI Bill for appreticeships

I just got out too anon, spent 2 years in Asia and the last 3 in the middle east.
I don't think i could do a brick and mortar school, so i got a job. Good Luck!