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>You are shopping at your local whole foods since it's the only supermarket to survive the Tolerance wars
>You see a special for eggs, no hormones or anti-biotics, on sale for only $23.99 a dozen
>You decide to buy two dozen since eggs are all you can afford
>You approach the register that has a woman with a 5 o'clock shadow
>"Cash or credit" the creature utters in the voice of a dying man who smoked 2 packs a day
>"c-c-cash" you mutter
>"You know, you are really cute, we should go on a date"the cashier says as she plucks a nose hair
>"Sorry but you aren't my type"
>The lights suddenly shatter, and all the cashiers put their arms out like sonic and start >"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" They shout
>Police storm the whole foods and tackle you to the ground
>"You are under arrest for being a cis-sexist pig"
>At the trial the judge offers you two choices
>Life of hard labor in an intolerance camp. Or, suck on this beautiful woman's penis and realize a penis is exactly the same thing as a vagina
>You look over at the cashier whose sitting in the front row of the court
>She spreads her legs to reveal her penis that is covered in dick cheese, you even think you see shit stains on the tip
>You look over at the judge and mutter ________________
What do you tell the judge?
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>>139354126
Tell the judge you are into ponies, and are looking for a stable relationship.
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>>139354126
YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE MALE, YOU DON'T HAVE THE RIGHT TO ARREST ME!
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>>139354126
I'll take the gulag.
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>>139354126
transdystopiaposting period /pol/ was top tier
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>>139354126
traps are gay
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>>139354126
I sexually identify as an attack helicopter.
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>>139354126
Please not me, do it to Julia.
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>>139354126
>"I'll suck the dick"
>get released with my new 'gf', wedding scheduled
>go to its home
>park my ass on the bed
>"so goy, are you ready for your pansexual enrichment?"
>fuck yes
>it unbuckles its belt
>dick springs free
>full metric 8" of spudger
>"you sure?"
>absolutely
>take my shirt off
>reveal holster
>brandish knife
>sexual reassignment surgery anon-style
>"OH MY GOD WHY DID YOU DO THAT EVIL BASTARD"
>say "I'm just doing my civic duty"
>reverse it
>plough through the wound doggy style while holding its neck
>squeeze so tight the veins bulge
>cut its throat
>"n-no m-my future as c-c-semisexual"
>its last words: "why"
>it's my privilege, cunt
>tfw
And that's how you get caught for tax evasion kids.
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>>139354126
Give me liberty or give me death.
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>>139355759
It was top tier because it predicted the future through satire.
Hard to make satire of something when that satire has become unironic reality.
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>>139354126
Detonate my vest.
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>men want to be women and are attracted to other men
why not just be a regular gay man??
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>>139356864
>why not be a regular mentally ill person
Haha good one.
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>>139354126
Maybe I just have a preference for vaginas over penises.
Crazy thought, I know.
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>>139354126
By offering reams of gobbledygook, the deconstructionist is able to fortify his all-important assumption: that meaning is impossible.
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>>139356829
tpbp
Inshallah, only Islam can save us now
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>>139356436
yeeeessssss
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>>139356436
Kek
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>>139354126
In that situation wouldn't the best thing to do would be just suck the penis and suicide? Isn't that better than gulag for 25 years?
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>>139354126
JUST, while I think about Taytay (may she rest in peace, killed by peace activists a decade ago)
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>>139354126
Should I take my toothbrash to the gulag?
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>>139359053
Best thing to do would be to claim to be a post op tranny yourself. Watch as the entire case get thrown out in seconds.
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>>139356436
Underrated
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For the love of Zod, someone suck Its' penis so it'll STFU.
I thought this thing had s girlfriend, like a full-blown biological woman. Why is it complaining about not getting dates because straight men like biological women?
Told the judge to suck my dick
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>>139356436
Simply the best
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>>139361478
But anon, that's intolerant
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>>139354126
>no ron paulesque figure walking away muttering something about trying to prevent this
3/10
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>>139356436
What..,? Someone explain
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>>139354126
>be Riley
>Look like Tony Hawke in a wig
>WHY WONT PEOPLE FUCK ME
I mean shit, even the closet fags who like trannys think Riley is ugly as fuck.
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Riley is a man. I have no idea what everyone is on about. Have you seen his Adam's apple? Damn.
Also, has he gone all the way through? Has he pickled that moose cock?
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>>139365171
Go read 1984, right now.
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>I'm asexual, you bigots
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>>139365258
kek. im so depressed at the state of our nations. fuck man what are we gonna do?
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>>139354126
KILL ME NOW YOU FAGGOT LOVERS
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"so much for the tolerant left."
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>>139354126
>sorry but you aren't my type.
That's where you went wrong, You just firmly say no.
Don't apologize, don't say thank you. Just no,
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>>139355759
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>>139355876
SAGE FUCKING DEGENERATE FAGGOTS
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When the time comes I'll take the camp in a heartbeat. I'll never sell out to the cultural marxists.
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