>Fly to America >Everyone starts clapping and cheering

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>Fly to America
>Everyone starts clapping and cheering while taking off
>Land after a peaceful flight
>Passengers go wild chanting "USA, USA, USA" and giving a standing ovation
>Everybody goes to pilot and tips him saying "Good jerb"
>Walk to the airport
>TSA stops me and gives me mandatory anal examination
>They call me out for health concerns
>Medical adviser comes in and prescribes me Estrogen therapy for toxic masculinity
>Take taxi
>Upon arriving to destination he starts clapping and congratulating me for being a good passenger
>Go out to the streets
>Every statue is taken down and replaced by rainbow colored star of david
>Some masked crowd goes by
>They yell "Whatcha doin here honkey"
>See that they have white skin under the masks
>"Dis Antifa territory you Nazi, Watcha doin here direspectin us like dat"
>Tell them I'm Georgian
>They start clapping and saluting
>"Stalin was da real G and LGBTQIOYGEIUHEX supporter, you aright"
>They give me some Estrogen pills and give directions to nearest gay parade
>Try to return in my hotel
>400 pound naked black woman walks by
>She sees me looking and yells "Dis honkey tryin to rape me right here, dis some slavery shiiit"
>BLM jumps out from bushes
>Get shot
>Go to the hospital
>Doctor Prescribes me some Estrogen pills and sends me on my way
>10,000$ in medical bills
>Go back to airport
>Get shot

I'm not trying to be rude or anything, but this wasn't my best travelling experience guys.