>mom found my Nazi paraphernalia How fucked am I lads. She

>>139347611
Tell her it's a fucking joke. Just keep repeating that.

>>139347611
Is it illegal to have Nazi paraphernalia in Leafland?

>>139347715
You underestimate my collection

>>139347611
tell her you're a national SOCIALIST. you are reappropriating nazi culture. your best bet is to quickly make a blog and start typing crap like this up A S A P

>>139347611
>parents calling cops on their kids
is this a thing in America?

>>139347611
Ĺeaf. Its not illegal. And if she loses her shit and calls the cops. Tell the cops she beats you.

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>>139347611

Good feel when wehrmacht great grandpa so our family embraces it

>>139347611
When the police comes, just keep repeating the Shahada as loud as you can. Canada being what it is, you should, at the very least, recieve a medal, some monetary compensation and your mother will probably be behaded.

>>139347611
Real and heterosexual

>>139347611
You like history. Fascinated by Hitler's attempt at world domination. Not by his attempt at genocide. I mean tbqh Hitler's death numbers weren't really all that high compared to other genocides.

>>139347611
>Itt shit that never happened.
Stfu gook, with your bullshit.
You can't get jailtime for having Nazi propaganda cunt. Plus, only a fucking soulless gook of a mom would sell out her son over such trivial shit.

>>139347952
This. Give yourself a black eye atleast.

>>139347952
This. Punch yourself in the face and blame her.

>>139347825
pics or this is a nothingpoutine

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>>139348013
I laughed but also this is a good strategy

t. straight guy who wears panties as an ace-up-the-sleeve to win trans arguments

Maybe grow the fuck up to not be scared of your own political ideology kid

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>>139347611
You will be arrest

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>>139347611
>calling the cops

>>139347611

How old are you OP? Man up, say how you feel but dont promote Nazism.

>>139347611
>things that never happened

>>139347925
>Canada

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>Betraying your own flesh and blood over ideological reasons

>>139347952
this. gag yourself with your own shit, piss all over yourself then hogtie yourself. they wont believe it WASNT your mother

>>139347611
If you really are a leaf...you may be fucked. In the USA it is totally legal. Sage

>>139347611
>calling the cops on your own son over something like this
you should rape her , creampie her , and then call the cops and tell them she raped you.
You did take acting classes , right anon?

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>>139347993
>his great grandfather wasn't in the SS

>>139347611
>tfw your mom buys you Nazi paraphernalia and cooks you tendies.
>"he's just interested in history!"

>>139347611
Lol, my mommy buys me nazi stuff, I have like 6 NatSoc flags, a swastika t-shirt and an ss hoodie.

>>139348219
we need to bring back these wiggle wobble gifs

Say you're going to burn it & that you always hated it. Later in the day put a cloth in a paper bag and go out & burn it and keep your items HIDDEN next time. Jesus you little boys are so unprofessional

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>>139347611
Trying to associate Nazis with cucks living in mom's basement. Fucking ridiculous.

>>139348449
Living in your mom's basement is actually an efficient way to live these days.

>>139347611
No Aryan Brotherhood to join in Canadian prisons?

Oh wait..

>>139347611
Tell her it was a phase and you grew out of it.

Then become an actual adult; and be an upstanding member of society.
Hitler is a corpse. Let him rest.

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FUCK they're here!

>>139347611
haha GOOD

>>139349206
lmao.


Tell them you think hitler did nothing wrong and you would die for him.

Then repeat it was just a prank bro...

>>139348637
Until she dies.

Then what?

Good luck paying the upkeep and property taxes, assuming your Mom didn't have to reverse mortgage her home to pay for your lazy ass degenerate ways, then enjoy paying a mortgage too.

Also, way to let your DNA slowly rot inside of your scrotum and piles of tissues instead of spreading it like nature intended.

I am ashamed of you.

>>139348171
THIS

>>139347611
>having an insane mom
You're fucked but not for the reason you seem to think of.

>>139347611
Unless its a actual battle gear as in a warplane, tank or automatic firearm I think you are safe.

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>>139349470
Suicide.

>>139347611
YOU WERE STUDYING THE ENEMY, YOU DECIDED TO GO UNDERCOVER, BUT YOU GOT TOO DEEP AND FORGOT WHICH WAY WAS UP AND WHICH WAS DOWN. YOU REALIZED ULTIMATELY HOW EVIL NAZISM TRULY WAS AND HAVE GIVEN YOURSELF OVER TO A LIFE OF PREACHING AGAINST HATE.

This is literally your only out.

>>139347611
Say you're a history buff with an interest in the second world war, and you wanted to collect items from the worst villains in history

>>139347611
>calling the cops
So what? freedom of oh wait canada
enjoy prison

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>>139347925
>is this a thing in America?
Yeah :(

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>>139347611
Can you buy zyclon B on the dark web?

>>139347952
This, any mom that dares to call cops on their kids for anything nonviolent is gonna get disowned by me. No tactic is off limits.

Red pill the police as calmly and as rationally as you can.

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>>139347611
Your mistake was to stay in the Cucknadian gulag your "country" has become.
Now you get to reap the "benefits" from that I guess.

>>139350269
This. Redpill the police.

>>139347611

She'd be wasting their time since it's not illegal.

>>139348449
>>139349470
You are deluded, living with parents until 30 is extremely common in many developed countries these days, with housing prices so high, wasting more money on rent is just dumb.

>>139347611
Are you the man of the house? If so establish dominance and stop being a little bitch.

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>>139347611
>mummy found the Giggolo-Gas Chamber

>>139347825
Claim it's an investment. You've bet on antique stores trying to get rid of Nazi inventory by any means necessary.

>OP was never heard from again

>>139347763
They put me on Interpol and threatened to charge me with International Arms Smuggling because a single 10mm bullet had rolled out of my gear bag and into my spare tire well and I tried to cross the border with it.

I have a 15 year banishment from Canada.

Fuck your sister and then tell everyone on your facebook that your mom is incestphobic so you can get her arrested first.

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>>139347611
Cool story, is it a collection of many or a novel?

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>>139347611
>Marty found the cum capacitator

>>139347611
>Worried about Mom
>On an 18+ website

Captcha: Food Canada

Don't kill yourself. OP.

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>mommy found my memes :(
Join a catholic church and get molested that'll fix everything

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>>139347611
back to /r9k/