Mandatory and Voluntary Evacuations, Shelter Information: ht

>>139298802
Bless you, OP

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im gay

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PRAISE

>>139298802
are we going to make it, my dudes?

>>139298867
Ha faggot

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To all you houston anons that are still with us, please remember to protect your hard drives. All those terabytes of anime is too precious to die to a little water.

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LOOTING
>LOOTING
LOOTING
>LOOTING
LOOTING
>LOOTING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2e6L_66QSY

>>139298867
Fag.

>>139298867
I'll "gay" your ass, fgt

>>139298900
Texas Anon already lost his anime.

Is the water still rising or has it crested already?

>>139298874
That is a pudgy pupper. I wager he'd float just fine, but that water is definitely toxic.

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>>139298802
“Houston Will Be Destroyed, Desolate, and Uninhabitable”

https://z3news.com/w/houston-destroyed-massive-flood/

This post was originally published August 29, 2016. It is being republished now due to hurricane warnings for Houston TX.

Speaking at the 2015 Lancaster Prophetic Conference, Sadhu Sundar Selvaraj shares a story of how an angel of the Lord spoke to him about the city of Houston Texas. He shares this starting at the 33-minute mark in the video shown below.

>“When we landed at Houston airport, we came out of the plane and we walked on the bridge. As soon as I stepped foot on Houston Airport, I heard the voice. I think this angel followed me. He said, “This city will be destroyed by a massive flood.”

He then explained the reasons why he believes this flood is coming to Houston.

>“When I got into the hotel room, I googled it. There were records of history of massive flooding in Houston. It did not make me very pleasant. I don’t know why this time this thing really bothered me very much. It has never bothered me in the past. I just didn’t know why it bothered me so much until two days later when I saw in the news the nation the highest legislation in the country has passed the same sex marriage law. Then I understood why.

>You see, your judges are not just Supreme Court judges, but are judges of the land. What they pronounce, they have put a curse on their own country by opening a floodgate.”

He continued telling how President Obama announced his support for the Supreme Court ruling on same sex marriage by decorating the White House with rainbow colored lighting. The rainbow is the symbol used by LGBT organizations.

death toll won't even reach 15.

>not niggers like katrina
>better tech to find people
>not as low lying area

>>139298967
It will rise all night. Kek willing it will rise all week.

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>>139298802
I'm not sleeping tonight. Waters rising too fast and I'm not ready to drown.
Wish me luck.

If you are being flooded cut your breaker off or be electrcuted

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>>139298964
*one of the texas

>>139298967
only just started rising for the next 6 hours plus the dams are opening in a few hours

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>ywn go from flooded house to flooded house on your airboat rescuing women and children, becoming a local hero

>>139298967
It keeps fucking rising

I unironically think Harvey is going to turn into the worst natural disaster in American history. 4th largest city in the US, they're already opening the dams with rain forecasted through the entire week, nobody evacuated because "lmao this shit ain't nothing", it's going back to the gulf to hit again, it's pretty much the perfect fuck-up.

>>139298879
>meme magic warping reality once again
This is too scary for me desu.

>>139298964
There are more and I want those to save theirs.

>>139298867
I bet you like dick. Fucking homo check out other dudes thick arms and tight abs.

homo

my area not flooded yet. it will be in 2 days. but i woke up today thinking to myself, will anybody even care if i died?

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>>139298802
So long anons

I can hear the frogs

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I hope you faggots appreciate just how big of a happening this really is. It's apocalyptic.

>>139299035
Good luck Anon.

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>>139298874
>Muhammed Asodifjsdofasionwiongre
>"his dog"

>>139298867
i'm bi and i love you

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When is it happening?

>>139299035
Godspeed anon.

>>139299035
Get fucking sleep before it gets bad anon

>>139299035
Good luck anon . aqua sama will keep you

>>139298967
At 2AM it will rise another 3 feet because they're opening the dam. They already said straight up "this shit has nowhere to go, expect it to be here for 2 months". Compound that onto the fact that when Harvey comes back it will dump water again, so they most likely will have to release again. There goes another 3 feet of water. Already taller than the average height of a US male.

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>>139298967
It will keep rising till Wednesday/Thursday.

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is this the price you pay for voting for trump?

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ALL TEXANS REPORT IN. NO DALLAS OR PANHANDLER, THANK YA KINDLY

>COUNTY
>STATUS
>VIEW OUTSIDE (pic optional)
>GUNS
>GRUB

Cat 5 hurricane NE of the lesser Antilles next Sunday

*CAP THIS POST*

This is /pol/s katrina moment. We're gonna have happening withdrawals after this one fellas

>>139299121
Anon do you have frozen tendies to keep you alive

>>139299121
*ghraa ghraa ghraa ghraa ghraa ghraa ghraa ghraa*

>>139298867
enjoy aids and eternal hell

>>139299102
>check out other dudes thick arms and tight abs
But I do that....

>>139299122
if the Houston metro area gets 2 more feet of rain as many are predicting then yes it pretty much is, at least for that region

>>139299035
F to all anons who have died or will die during this disaster.
You relaxed around a black.

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>>139299069
>ywn go house to house on your luxury prepper boat full of doritos and whiskey laughing at trapped coalburner single moms

>>139299234
Just in time for the Hurricane to hit again on Thursday

>>139299202
BWWWAAAAAAHHHHHHH

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>>139298802
Accelerationism is awesome.

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>>139299069
>ywn go from flooded house to flooded house on an airboat you stole looting anything of value, becoming even more niggerish than you already are

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>>139299243
It's actually the price you pay for voting democrat

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>>139299222
Checked.

>The looting and shooting has begun.
>Surprise spillway flood coming for all the looters.

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Requesting more aftermath pics like

>>139299160
>>139298544

>>139299267

>Dallas here.
>comfy
>its dark and not raining
>12 ga Mossy
>pork chops

>>139299049
>not just grabbing the hard drives

>>139299077
They announced at fucking 9 pm on local news that they are opening them at 2am and 11am and flooding all the neighborhoods on the west side of the dams. I can't believe they told NO ONE to leave and under play all this. Also the sites are down so no one knows what exactly will be flooded for the 2-3 week duration because of it.
I'm beyond pissed with the way these local officials have handled this situation if any of them blame Trump after this I will lose my sides forever.

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death toll predictions??

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>>139299202
>mfw I just watched that episode a few days ago

>>139299404
Pepe noooo!!!

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>>139299202
as soon as california opens up Oroville dam and floods texas from the northwest

>>139299222
What area is going to be flooded by the dam?

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This is what you're in for houston.

>>139299471
5k

>>139299077
It seems almost too perfect.
That rain keeps on precisely hitting the Houston area and apparently it's being spawned from over 300 miles away, with no signs of stopping.
Almost like someone is trying to drown the city on purpose and has given people the worst possible instructions to maximize the deaths.
And dam release in total darkness, with who knows how many people out of the loop.
I think we're going to see very high death tolls when they start going through buildings after the waters recede.

>>139299468
Yeah Houston is going to get sued into fucking oblivion once this is all over. The strategy honestly may be to just try to kill them all first.

>>139299243
Houston is a blue free gibs commune, fmr mayor was a boxmuncher, current mayor is a dumb as bricks coon.

>>139299455
no one said anime posters were smart

>>139298967

it will be raining for at least a week
hundreds or even thousands will die

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>>139299471
a gorillion

>>139299471
20 tops. y'all niggers just wishful thinking for anything over 100, vision clouded by your hope for a high death toll

>>139299516
>When you see it

Based Jeff is twittering about rapid flashflooding!

>https://twitter.com/Jeff_Piotrowski/status/901994213260369922

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>>139299328
that's what i thought you sissy fuck. that's why you work leg day so you have huge hamstrings and quads. all fucking fancy and shit. makes you garbage bulge in your pants.

All the poor areas of houston are getting destroyed.

Dallas, San Antonio, Okc, Nola, kc, little rock are getting free niggers and spics

>>139299479
Look at the pic. It's sideways for attention, lengthways for results.

reposting here:
>>139297978
So it's just about 100l of water and canned goods, sounds simple enough.

>>139297978
Well I got the quick BOB and longterm SHTF covered, but I never planed for small fuckups so that's my problem desu.

>>139298204
Thanks buddy.
Gonna store more water, get a small gen when aldi has a sale and store some nuts and other easy to carry foods. On the guns side I'm ok, got a SIG 550, a P2022 and a K31 with 1k+ rounds each
I might go for a li inflatable boat and some solar collectors and powerbanks to power our phones.

>>139299267

>brazoria
>safe
>gutter height flooding, not bad
>rice, rice and more rice

I hate watching the death of a city, especially downtown since houston was born there.

Channel 11 had to evacuate

>>139299035

use your mattress as your boat

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Haven't been following events. Someone give me the gestalt on how fucked Houston is from 1-10. Have some family friends that live there. Are they kill??

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>>139299488
The whole dam area.

>>139299243
Huston voted for Killary.

>>139299313
Actually the frogs sound more like *ghwaa ghwaa ghwaa*

>>139299488
cinco ranch
aka right exactly where i am
send bote

>>139299644
Dammit pepe

>>139298867
Post boipucci

>>139299267
Kingwood here (Harris)
Comfy as Fuck
Street flooding a bit, probably need to clean out the drain again
Enough guns and ammo to go down in history
got enough food/water for my family for a week, but i am running out of beer

plz halp

>>139299303
I will toast my final tendie in your honor

>>139299313
This is what I will miss about this place

BTC Address: 1Hdo9YH7U299P3KWiu7Uynz6Xwc29aazKF

Anybody else here from west coast comfy as fuck watching rednecks in Texas drown?

What kind of idiots dont evacuate a hurricane?


They are hella dumb for living in a tornado and hurrican state.

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>>139299077
Feels good that they can't blame Trump for this one.Fucking DIE NIGGERS AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

>>139299651
You seem all set if you get the items you've mentioned. What're the risks of flooding where you live?

>>139299663
10, maybe, the mayor was trying to force white people to stay but the police didn't obey.

>>139299077
which fucking sucks because 40% of that city is Trump supporting.

Will downtown be destroyed???

>>139299663
We're looking at between a 7-10 depending on how things go. Already billions worth of damages, and the rain is going to keep on coming. The absolute worst part right now is the fact that they're flooding areas with 2-3 feet of water by releasing the dam, and pretty much nobody will know about it.

>>139299676
Rip Carlos

>>139299676
I hope you drown Carlos

>>139299754
They will

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>>139299560
My whole family is there and I'm calling in trying to figure out what the fuck is going on. They just tuned in and saw all that play out with the reservoirs on TV and it's just a fucking joke. I swear to God what a shit show I hope all these public officials get lynched fucking morons.

>>139299785
It already is.

>>139299690
Fuck are you serious? I thought it would flood downstream to the east?

Welp... my roads just flooded.

This is the end.

Should I knock on random doors asking for 2nd floor access, or what

>>139299754
>they can't blame Trump for this one
Oh ye of little faith. Just watch us.

>>139299243
Houston is Hilldawg territory.

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Is it possible for buildings to collapse from water damage? Maybe combined with a rush of water from something?

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>>139299754
(((They))) will find a way

>>139299663
If the predictions are right
10/10

>>139299488
pretty much all of them

>>139299754
So far I havent seen anyone blame Trump, only the mayor. So far its good for Trump.

>>139299826
If they live near the reservoirs, they are fucked if they don't get rescued.

>>139299847
what else you got to lose

>>139299663
Its 10. Anyone saying otherwise are the same fucking retards that called all of this a nothingburger 48 hours ago.

>>139299663
11

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I'm in the Nottingham Country subdivision of Katy anons

Should I evacuate?

>>139299847
Where are you?

How far away is the water from your home?

>>139299861
That's not going to happen, no storm surge or winds. Just rain with the occasional tornado

>>139299847
All you fags have had a week to get ready for this. You all deserve your fate.

>>139299838
Yes, when they open Addicks and Barker reservoirs, water will rise down and up stream. Houston waters will rise 3 feet, and Cinco will flood. I am in Cinco. I am ded. Good bye.

>>139299861
If the soil underneath them is disturbed and the foundation fails, yes.
Houston was built on swampland so it's possible although unlikely for hi-rise buildings like downtown.

>>139298967
The water rises

SoCal here,

Ill be lurking these threads all night

>>139299616
w-what? see what?

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Jeff will save us all

>>139299847
Are you one of the Anons near the reservoir? If so, yes. Bring any supplies with you

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>>139298802
i just watched a stream of a nigger walking around on a flooded street in Huston in the dark looking for pizza because his kids are hungry. He was cursing at the streaming mobile phone because every shop was closed. His kids are hungry, why are all the pizza stores closed at 9pm at night in a catastrophe area. He even talked about mugging a guy sitting in a car because his fucking kids are at home hungry.

right side broadcasting network is streaming. its retarded nigger after retarded nigger and mexican streaming playing around in the flood water. but that nigger really took the cake. he was walking and talking about his hungry kids and he is an alpha male he will not let his kids sit at home hungry he will be bringing pizza home no matter what. dumb fucking nigger dont have the brain to buy food before the catastrophe. its outside of his nature and capability.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heeQ_4c-tho

>>139299663
rain predicted until Friday and the city is already completely flooded. Shit is absolutely fucked, senpai. 10/10

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Will the skyscrapers start collapsing if the ground becomes too saturated?

>>139299861
Not really. Definitely not in this situation.
If only it were jet fuel.

>>139299942
ARE YOU EAST OF HWY6 AND NORTH OF WESTPARK?

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>mfw Arlen floods

>>139299471
450~

>>139299988
Bye *kisses*

Fulton and Rockport are gone, I made it to Victoria, so is Houston is fucked? Can I make it to Austin?

>>139299270
believable and possible

>>139299471
6 million.

>>139299758
As I live right next to a larger lake that usually floods twice a year near the level of my house (usually sandbags do the job) pretty high. It's not SHTF but oh well I'm used to lose power for some days or drain out the basement.

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>>139299267
>COUNTY
Montgomery
>STATUS
Power still on, but it has "flexed" a few times. Comfy watching livestreams until the power goes out.
>VIEW OUTSIDE
Not so bad. Can still see my street. Retention pond behind our house is creeping up, but it's lower than earlier today.
>GUNS
Yeah
>GRUB
Too much

>>139300041
I am west of Fry Rd and south of I 10

>>139299942
if you can, fuckin do it. throw your shit in your car and GTFO

>>139300023
That guy really made me mad. He was so entitled. He is going to end up killing someone.

>>139300038
YES THEY WILL

>>139300007
>>139299751

>>139298920
I fucking hate niggers.

>>139299992
Newer home are built with a honeycomb/waffle shaped foundation. They may shift but shouldn't fail. Older hjomes may crack as they shift.

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>>139299826
oh no again happening

>>139299754
He is literally coming to Texas on Tuesday, they will

>>139299847
Bring as much food and water as you can

>>139299471
What's the name of that blonde in the middle? Wouldn't mind seeing something that isn't blacked

>>139299560
We have a winner.

Nigger mayor sees this as the perfect opportunity for the mass murder of crackers, and framing Trump for it.

He'll get away with it too.

>>139300038
Skyscrapers are built into bedrock >>139300122

>>139300086
Ah okay, I'd say the boat would be worth it. Good for traversal if needed.

>>139299988
I'm fucked too then, my fellow cincobro.

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Wear a confederate shirt and help this #BLM member.

>>139299663
9.5/10

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FEMA should relocate all of those poor "Texan" refugees to Los Angeles, they are a sanctuary city afterall!

I fucking love HEB
kikebook.com/BrianCurtisJournalist/videos/1628097293920286/

t. totally not HEB shill

>>139300199
but it seems most of the dead are going to be non-white people

>>139299267
Northwest Houston here. Second story comfy as FUCK

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>>139300104
Don't FUCKING sell me fear. I still don't know if the Addicks Reservoir being released will affect me i any way

I NEED YOU /POL/!

WEAPONIZED AUTISM STATUS: ACTIVATED

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>>139299743
you've been running out of beer all day

>>139299942
Your area is expected 2+ feet of water
Also DO YOU LIVE NEAR I-10 AT MASON

>>139299826
Here's what's going on---the subhuman scumbag who styles himself the mayor of Houston signed their death warrant.

So while >>139300122 is wrong, so is >>139300210 in this case. Houston's bedrock is too far down to reasonably dig down to, even for skyscrapers.

>>139299966
Edge of flood zone when they open the reservoirs at 2am. The roads right outside my subdivision are flooded over now. Plus rain is not letting up so that's cool.

>>139299981
No one was even talking about it until Wednesday what are you talking about. We literally constantly have threats of Trop storms & Hurricanes, it's only like 2-3 days before when they are "pretty sure" it's gonna be serious, and even then, they say that shit EVERY year because it's the news, and 9 times out of 10 it's nothing, and the 1 time it's a fourth as bad as this is CURRENTLY.

Anyway, "to prepare"? Ok I "prepared" in 5 minutes, put my stuff up on the counters and packed a bag. I'm just waiting for it to come in my door to go start knocking on doors with 2nd floors.

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>>139299049

This is a terrible loss. It happened to me once. 4 years worth of collections from the 80's, 90's and 00's gone in an instant.

F

>>139300300
Till your food runs out. Have fun eating niggers

>>139299077
>>139299122
Check em

>>139298802
lol @pic

>>139300239
Imagine a rescuer showed up wearing a confederate shirt? You know her black ass would become blind to it lol

>>139300038
most skyscraper foundations go between 40' and 60' bellow grade, are 3'-5' thick, 6'' rebar layout, and a #2 slurry. And that's only the exterior walls. Usually heavily reinforced every 20' with red 12x12 posts.
Water would need to reach over half way up the damn building to topple that shit.
t. Building addict

>>139300273
Being a Texan makes one an HEB shill by fiat anon. It's ok. We'll commiserate about this whole affair tomorrow while waiting in line for our piping hot tortillas.

Also, >>139300000 >>139399999

>>139300011
I'm right by the addicks dam o the east side of it. Should be okay,I have 16month old with me and a scared puppers. I have a floating go bag ready and a fall back point. Fuck this rain.

West Houston reporting in

.>>139300097
You may get a six inch rise in water tonight. Stay safe.

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>>139300112
i will never forget that idiot for the rest of my life. i wish everyone would watch right side broadcasting. they put up different streams and almost everyone streaming is a complete idiot. but that guy was the worst. walking around in pitch black water up to his belly swearing about getting pizza home to feed his kids because he is a real man. He was WORSE then any Alex Jones impression of a retard unprepared american.

>>139298920
DINDU NUTHIN

>>139299751
God damn I can't wait for the big one to finally sink you smug fuckers

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>>139300313
Nature is calling forth a reckoning, sinner.

>>139300273
God bless HEB

I wonder if there are people trapped in the skyscrapers

>>139300319
lol, guilty

im going out foraging for beer tomorrow. I have 8 left for the night.

i spent all my energy making sure i had everything for my family

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bexar county here

funny how we were also supposed to get flooded bad but now I can just laugh at the dumb niggers drown

other hopefully are safe

>>139300239
>fuck you whitey
>help us whitey

>>139299471
hundreds, if you include the illegals

>>139300345
I live in between Fry Rd and Mason Rd

I'm essentially in the heart of the Nottingham Country subdivision

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If any femanons are looking for a dry place to stay you can come to stay with me in my cuck shed. My mummy will make us tendies.
Pic related.

Why can't black people swim?

>>139299267
>Hardin
>creek has flooded
>dark, pretty windy, raining less
>put away, no prowling nogs yet
>trail mix and a granola bar

ANONS IM STUCK I VICTORIA MY HOUSE IS DESTROYED

IS IT STILL POSSIBLE TO GET INTO HOUSTON???

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>>139299861
would need something like a sinkhole or soil liquefaction to cause structural damage. i dont think either are very likely in houston area.

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>>139299121
fucking same

i heard they're opening some floodgates or some shit, adding 8ft more water in my area adding onto the 2ft of water we're going to get tonight

some lady on the news was like "wait why would they do that?" and then they cut her off

who could be behind this bum fuckery

>>139300385
There are plenty of spic children out on the street to eat first

>>139298802
praise kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mcf9CLMQuRQ

https://streamable.com/oqx3k
this melts my heart.

>>139299663
Honestly an 8. I'm talking global scale, however. In terms of the US it's a 10, but an 8 compared to other nigger-run areas.

>>139300529
Haha GAY

>>139300443
This is why it's so important to be armed during natural disasters. You're right about the impression. He was acting and talking like a stereotypical thug in a post apocalyptic movie.

>>139300440
What floor are you on? If first floor or attic above first floor you are not safe.

>>139300313
They don't even know where or how badly it will affect areas when they do release the water.
They just know that they have to open the dams or risk it being even worse.

>>139300529
>GAY

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>>139299851
The damage is on a democrats hands, take responsibility for your own party members actions will ya buddy boy?

Have an uncle who lives in Cypress but he luckily is in Ireland at the moment. Just sucks knowing he may be coming home to nothing.

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>>139300469
Gore! THIS IS WHY WE NEED GENTRIFICATION

>>139300552
>going into the heart of the chaos
Just go the exact opposite way

>>139300529

Oh shit, guess I'm gay. Hi guys, I'm gay!

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>>139300482
104 ft deep??

>>139299121
F

>>139300011
>Are you one of the Anons near the reservoir?
Yep, 2 miles from Barker.
Got a bag packed, just hoping someone would let me in.

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GOD HELP US

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>>139299471
60 billion

>>139300440
>right by Addicks
>fine
Nigger are you high right now?

https://www.accuweather.com/en/us/southern-texas/weather-radar-interactive

about 1 hour away from the storm reconnecting with the ocean. its going to strengthen and probably turn into a cat 1 or 2 by tomorrow.

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>>139300613
Are you saying they are going to "Pull it"?

>>139299121
Tfw im 20 mins up the road

>>139299270
Honest and heterosexual

>>139300560
The other option is the dam breaking and shit getting actually biblical so they're just gonna dump ass all over most of the city instead.

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>>139299267
>COUNTY
southbelt/ellington
>STATUS
Power has been on but cable is on and off.
>VIEW OUTSIDE (pic optional)
Water is going down and i'm able to drive again but I can't go outside of my neighborhood.
>GUNS
Enough to stop looters
>GRUB
All the ramen anyone could ask for.

>>139300580
>https://streamable.com/oqx3k
CUUUUTE!!!

>>139300313
Don't drive if your region is already flooded, that's how you die. Brace yourself

>>139300560
because if you dont release the pressure on the dam, then the WHOLE THING breaks and hundreds will die from the sudden surge. Which would you prefer?

>>139300482
no thats the elevation of reservoir needed to cause flooding

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>>139299267
>COUNTY
Waller
>STATUS
comfy but cautious. Getting pounded with rain.
>VIEW OUTSIDE (pic optional)
too dark, nothing but sheets of rain
>GUNS
glock 19
>GRUB
chicken noodle soup

>>139300529
They have horrible parents
gay

>>139300685
Good luck Anon. Make a twitter and tweet out location to local rescuers.

>>139300685
ive got a spare room, but i dont thing you could get to my area right now.

God speed anon.

>Also, i don't want to explain to my wife why some guy from an sudanese basket weaving forum is staying in our house

>>139300722

Happening way faster than I expected. Tomorrow I expect anons to be pretty desperate. You guys needs to try to link up to survive if you can.

>>139298920
hopefully they drown

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>>139300482
THIS SHIT ISN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN TO GOOD BOYS LIKE ME

Kingwood fag watching the news
Im sorry anons who live near the resevoirs
How could this all have been hanfled better?

Katy will be fine. Everything east or south of it is fucked.

if you live in the northern parts of the city on the rich suburb outskirts you'll be fine as well. Pretty much if you are inner city, east part of the city or south...


you're fucked get out now. seriously if you live south or east of katy get the fuck out now. go north and west.

>>139299981
I didn't even hear about the storm until last Wednesday and then they were saying it would just be a small cat 1 hurricane that would be south of us so we wouldn't get that much

>>139300294
You think he gives a shit as long as his fat stinking nigger ass is comfy and dry amd he can blame it all on Trump?

The niggers that get eaten by gators will continue to vote from hell. The whites won't. You have no idea how Democrat voter fraud works, do you?

>>139300832
I'd let anons stay, but I'd make sure to lock my doors kek

>>139300555
How about a hurricane induced Earthquake?

>>139299471
6 gorillion

>>139298879

What have we done, and why haven't we destroyed Austin?

>>139300097
How tall is your vehicle? Pick me up ;_;

>>139300529
Ahhah

>>139298879

Has meme magic gone too far?

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>be in San Marcos
>storm hits
>some trees blow over
>keeps raining the next day, but it's like a sprinkle
>does the same the next day
>wtf should be gone by now
>check weather
>it got pushed back into the gulf and is just sitting there fucking Houtson's shit up

lmao, I look forward to all the aftermath photos

>>139300761
>>139300733
i dunno man this shit just sucks

>>139300854
I wonder if that part will make it into history books kek. They underestimated this shit to such a degree that it's gonna redpill a large part of the population to government fraud.

>>139299267
BEXAR COUNTY REPORTING IN
THIS IS DRIZZLE
IT LOOKS LIKE DRIZZLE
MOSIN
HEB BLUEBERRY MUFFINS

>>139300839
Its not 104ft of flooding but flooding after the reservoir hits 104 ft

Okay I know you aren't going to believe me but my uncle works at the dam. They aren't releasing the water because of what they said. They're releasing it because it is failing. Once they open it there will be no shutting it to fill up again because it will crumble.

>>139299861
flowing water can take down a building two ways - hydrostatic pressure if the water cannot go though the building and pushes over a wall (but even a few feet of flow though will stop that) or eroding under the foundations.

you will see tons of buildings condemned due to water damage and mold. it will take months just to tear down all the buildings..

>>139299267
>County
Bastrop
>Status
I'm home, but my truck got stuck in a field trying to pull out a buddy. Had to leave it there. I'll go back when the rain stops
>View outside
It rained hard for the 4 hours I was out there, not raining as much at home, but non stop
>Guns
Was able to retrieve guns and other supplies from truck
>Grub
Pork loin and taters at home

I'm lucky I was able to make it back home in bud's truck (his got unstuck). There was a lot of water on the roads and obvious flooding all around. I should've stayed comfy at home, lesson learned, will get truck in a few days if it's still there.

>>139300863
keked

>>139300995
drizzle where?

TORNADO WARNING DOWNTOWN HOUSTON
>TORNADO WARNING DOWNTOWN HOUSTON
TORNADO WARNING DOWNTOWN HOUSTON
>TORNADO WARNING DOWNTOWN HOUSTON
TORNADO WARNING DOWNTOWN HOUSTON
>TORNADO WARNING DOWNTOWN HOUSTON
TORNADO WARNING DOWNTOWN HOUSTON
>TORNADO WARNING DOWNTOWN HOUSTON

>>139300849
nope, I am in Greentree.

I drove around earlier today around noonish, the canals were way over their banks, and Lake Houston was all the way to Sharky's door.

I am sure it is much worse now

>>139300529
Me say GAYO,
Me say GAY, Me say Gay, Me Say GAy
Me say GAYO, DAYLIGHT COM AN ME WANNA GO HOME

>>139300045
The inspiration for Arlen is Richardson in DFW

>>139299651
canned goods are terrible. not enough macronutrients and not filling. the only good canned foods are canned fish, ideally salmon.

nuts, nut butters, oils, and canned salmon is what you should stock up on.

>>139300368
ya got rainboots or something?

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>>139300615
Stuck in Katy. Don't know where to go. I'm going to die

>EYE OF STORM ALMOST OVER WATER AGAIN

wot the fuck lads

>>139298879
Can we meme an earthquake on LA or SF?

>>139298874
thats my neighbor holy fuck

>>139300832
f-fine, i didnt want to life anyway ;_;

>>139301014
what is the feeling in the pic like

>>139300910
What subdivision are you in?

I suspect that anything in between and east of Addicks and Barker Reservoir is fucked, anything west of that should be fine

If you live near Addicks reservoir, get help immediately.

>>139301014
Bullshit but I believe it. It's not a secret our infrastructure is fucking pitiful, and Harvey dumped an absolute fuckton of rain.

>>139300603
First floor. Streets around me are all fine. Bayou has to rise four feet or more to get my door and I have an elevated fall back structure near by.

>>139300714
About to smoke the last of my lemon kush and watch game of thrones.

I will be up all night as I have seen some beaters cruise down the street. May just be looking for higher ground but I have a shoot on sight policy.

See you lads in the morning. Stay comfy.

>>139300844
There you are, kingwood bro. How are the ditches looking out there?

>>139300722
PRAISE KEK

>>139301044
HARVEY FUCKING HATES HOUSTON

>>139299751
>Houston
>rednecks
Only 30% non-Hispanic white

>>139301074
F

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To you Addics guys, see where the water is going to be released from the dam they're about to open.
It's going to fill up that reservoir and you're next.
They're now advising to prepare for flooding in that area.
Get the fuck out and rev up those emergency messages.

>>139298879
please kys

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>>139298802

NHC has updated Harvey track. Moving further out into the gulf then anticipated.

Will restrengthen into a Tropical Storm.

Projected Second Landfall is now dead on to Lake Jackson. Center of the Cone of Uncertainty is now aligned with downtown Houston.

>>139301074
I'm in Katy if u want to die w me

>>139299267
Harris
No food
Lots of anime

>>139298802
>Burgerland categorized as a first world country can't deal with some flooding.
Hahahaha, come on most third world holes do this every year and you are already praying with just one hurricane, kek.

>>139301134
Dude, you need to get out. Addicks area is going to be fucked within four hours.

>>139298900
mines on the second floor of my house i pray it doesn't get that high

MODS WE NEED A STICKY FOR THE SAFETY OF OTHER ANONS
>MODS WE NEED A STICKY FOR THE SAFETY OF OTHER ANONS
MODS WE NEED A STICKY FOR THE SAFETY OF OTHER ANONS
>MODS WE NEED A STICKY FOR THE SAFETY OF OTHER ANONS
MODS WE NEED A STICKY FOR THE SAFETY OF OTHER ANONS
>MODS WE NEED A STICKY FOR THE SAFETY OF OTHER ANONS
MODS WE NEED A STICKY FOR THE SAFETY OF OTHER ANONS
>MODS WE NEED A STICKY FOR THE SAFETY OF OTHER ANONS
MODS WE NEED A STICKY FOR THE SAFETY OF OTHER ANONS
>MODS WE NEED A STICKY FOR THE SAFETY OF OTHER ANONS
MODS WE NEED A STICKY FOR THE SAFETY OF OTHER ANONS
>MODS WE NEED A STICKY FOR THE SAFETY OF OTHER ANONS
MODS WE NEED A STICKY FOR THE SAFETY OF OTHER ANONS
>MODS WE NEED A STICKY FOR THE SAFETY OF OTHER ANONS
MODS WE NEED A STICKY FOR THE SAFETY OF OTHER ANONS
>MODS WE NEED A STICKY FOR THE SAFETY OF OTHER ANONS

>>139301111
seriously...

Do you think you could make it to Kingwood?

Last i heard, both Northpark and Kingwood drive were flooded. I honestly do not think you could make it this way. Jan jac river was touching the bottom of the 59 bridge earlier today..

I would honestly help you if you can get out here

>>139301235
Sounds like you're sittin pretty

>>139299035
Hope you drown

>>139300313
where are you fucking at ?

>>139300580
I wonder if they are all safe by now

>>139299267
>COUNTY
Brazoria
>STATUS
Roaches and ants finding their way into the house has been the biggest issue. Comfy otherwise.
>VIEW OUTSIDE (pic optional)
Raining is starting again, drainage ditch is like half full, and I hear the electricians checking on the lines. Yard is pretty wet but nothing notable.
>GUNS
Single shot hunting rifle with 10 bullets.
>GRUB
Peanut butter and tequila

>>139301219
>>139301235

>UFO
>MrsZ
>Gay

What is up with IDs in this thread? Is Kek amongst us?

>>139301140
Havent left my house, but ive seen pictures on fb of the greenbelts all being underwater

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>>139301219
right by san jac here. They just revised the forecast. 61.9" was the memorial day flood in '16. Screwed a lot of people's lives up.

>>139301014
I want to not believe you because if true, that really fucking sucks...

>>139301045
oh cool, thanks for the update. I spent most of my life in Kingwood. Hope all is well

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>>139300636
>You not even do anything to help!

>>139301271
Fuck off
Sticky are shit

>>139301088
Its going back to gain strength, do a 360 and drown more niggers.

>>139300067
nope. not possible. stay put and get to high ground.

>>139300663
104ft refers to water level above sealevel. the ground there might be at 98 ft so the flood would be 6ft deep.

>>139301014
ask him if there is a gage at any of the inflow sources we can monitor

>>139301367
Pretty much. It's going to be 5 more days until we see the sun.

>>139301201
Oh no. Lake Jackson. Many good memories of there. Hope Bay City is ok too, and the nuke plant there.

>>139301111
Bags of sand

>>139299751
Lol someone is awfully jealous of how much water we have. Enjoy your desert fault line of a state hippie.

>>139299035

Piss bottle raft and/or floaties

>>139300636
But he is doing everything he can.

>>139299743
>running out of beer
Do your neighbors have any beer that you could borrow? :^)

>>139301279
SEE>>139300515

Recycle
>>139298865
>>139298865
>>139298865
>>139298865
>>139298865
>>139298865

>>139301405
You'll never see the sun again anon.

>>139300924
It means she's so bored she'll end up having sex, you fucking virgin.

>>139301134
Good luck man, I'm enjoying some fine herb over here praying for you guys.

>>139301380
that's pretty fucking bad

BUMP LIMIT INCOMING

>BUMP LIMIT INCOMING

MIGRATE

>MIGRATE

>>139298865
>>139298865
>>139298865
>>139298865

>MIGRATE

MIGRATE

>BUMP LIMIT INCOMING

BUMP LIMIT INCOMING

skimmed through the press conference
>this is a fluid situation

fuck man this timeline is fantastic

>>139301474
Thanks friend!

It's slightly too cold when I keep the window open, but stuffy when I close it. I'm fucked guys.

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