It's over drumplings. Your meme president can't

oh shit now he will have to read the book rather than watch the shitty movie adaptation

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>>139269168
How does one block someone from watching a movie?

This is news?

>>139269168
>This is news?
it isn't, it's just a shit thread.

>>139269168
>IT
>more like shIT

>>139269168
I didn't know Stephen King was THIS retarded...

>>139269168
The novel is shit

New version can't be good either

>>139269168

CHILD SEX ORGY

>>139269168
I needed an image that perfectly captured the word 'impotence' and you've given me that

Thank you

Why didn't he mention Dark Tower?

What about Dark Tower?

>>139269168
Stephen King stopped being good decades ago

I wish Breitbart would stop promoting this pedophile 90's throwback. His shit was never creative, he never wrote anything scary, and the more years went by, the more he started sounding like a cuck trying to stay relevant.

>>139269516
Really makes you think

>>139269709
LEPER THAT'LL SUCK YA COCK FOR YER POCKETMONEY!

>>139269168
go suck a tranny cock you liberal shitlord
WE WON
GET OVER IT
SUCK DICKS
BLACK DICKS

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>>139269278
What tragedy will befall him?

>>139269516
Still a better joke than anything on late night TV.

>>139269966
This, he's overrated trash and that copypasta of him being the Adult Harry Potter is true

>>139269168

As if Trump even cares. Chances are he's probably not even interested in seeing a clown-like creature killing and eating children.

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>>139269168
Why does he have the face of a monkey

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>>139269168
You do get that its a advertising move right?

Stephen King is doing him a favor. BTFO antifag

He's a piece of shit. A typical liberal who is over represented and was given a limelight to keep goy entertained.

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it's all a show.

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>>139269168
I can't watch for Trump to tweet King a photo of his purchased movie ticket.

Sooooo he's doing trump a favor then?

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>>139269168
>Watching a remake in theaters
>Not waiting for it to be on T.V. or at Redbox

King isn't even involved in the film's production or distribution, this is virtue signalling at its purest

>>139269721
>>139269795
Chill the fuck out

>>139269168
The question is whether or not Stephen King will haunt potus after being turned into a lampshade

>>139270646

Democrats lost and now going to jail

olololol

Movie is probably going to flop anyway. Did anyone even ask for this turd to be remade?

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>>139270695
Watching any of the crap (((Hollywood))) shits out.

how do you block someone from seeing a movie? any cinema could just let him see the film, and even if he waited for the disc release, someone else could just buy it at retail and hand him the disk.

this is retarted tweeting and venting.

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>>139269709
>>139270065
>When you step out of bbgen to browse /TV/ and didn't read the book so you don't get this and then you browse /pol/ and see this again and you're still lost
Feels

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wont be as good as the original, tim curry played pennywise perfectly

still wont be as good as the book also

>makes career writing about the horrors of inhuman hordes infiltrating and destroying sleey small town America
>is somehow pro-open borders

Isn't the clown in IT basically john podesta?

>>139270652

>Buy movie ticket
>Money goes to Stephen King
>???
>profit?

>>139269168
Never reading Stephen King again, thank you, OP

>Le scary reddit clown meme

I never understood the whole thing. I actually think the new Pennywise looks kinda erotic with all that makeup. Not scary at all.

>>139269168
>>139270695
>Actually paying for theater tickets
>Actually paying for streaming services
>Actually supporting JEWlywood

Get a firestick and put kodi on it. Stream every movie/tv show for free. Torrent everything you watch.

>>139270603
Read IT. There's a whole chapter devoted to the little boys using that little girl as a cum dumpster.

Also Hearts in Atlanta. An entire chapter to the magical mysterious old man "saving" the pre-pubescent little girl by cutting off her shirt and massaging her chest, the main character's cum dumpster mother gets home after a weekend of being gangbanged by her male coworkers, sees the half naked little girl with the old guy's hands all over her and tells him to get the fuck out of the house and then casually goes to take a shower.

The Shining had the hidden meaning of the little boy Danny having imagined the whole story up to deal with being molested by his father Jack. There are entire critiques and videos chronicling this.

Stephen King is a fucking pedophile and would use any excuse he could to shoehorn child sex acts or molestation into his stories. This is the only reason he's been heavily promoted by the (((entertainment industry))). There are Goosebumps stories creepier than the garbage this chimp-faced "king of horror" hack has shit out.

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>>139271184
I'm on DSL, streaming isn't a great option for me. If it makes you feel better, I only see 2-3 movies a year including redbox/streaming/whatever.

(((Hollywood))) barely puts out anything worth watching. IT won't be one of them.

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>>139269168
>>>/leftypol/

>>139269278

the movie is pointless without the underage orgy

>>139269168
>no Tim Curry
IT's shit.

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>>139271016
Fugg that cody cap made me think i was on /tv/

>>139271446
Honestly, 11/22/63 is more egregious of how an absolute fuckstick he is on the JFK assassination on politics in general

>pounds the Oswald story into everyone’s head even more even though it’s BS and we all know who really had JFK killed
>full of delusional liberal shit (like George Wallace somehow becoming President and nuking everything because DUDE REPUBLICANS LMAO)

He's a fucking retard and I won't be surprised he unironically thinks this would've happened if JFK survived

>>139270065

He has that in a couple other stories too.

It's in Apt Pupil and I forget the other one I noticed it in.

Trump will see it now

>>139269168
>No child orgy scene

IT's shit

>>139269168
This is either fake or he is senile.

>>139269168

Stephen king has always looked like an old hag even 30 years ago

>>139269168
>King mostly mad about Trump talking shit online
>King talks mad shit about Trump online
>King makes a couple new movies, one of which is a remake
>Trump still doesn't give a shit
>Oh, I know. I'll ban him from watching them! That'll really drive home the point.
>Liberals flock to his movies because NO DRUMPF WOOHOO... hopefully

Somewhat related:
>Feminist Ghostbuster remake from Feminist producer
>It flops
>Call everyone sexist
>Get a deal with Marvel to produce sure-win Spiderman movie
Basically
>Fail
>Lash out publicly
>Get rewarded

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>>139269168
The left is bringing out the big guns now.

Remeber, sage, and report on illegals.

>>139270925
And it only took a few years for all that awful Pedowood shit to blow over, goyim! Heh heh heh...

>>139272987
Didn't the Dark Tower barely broke the budget and got railed by everyone? Because King deserved that for being a piece of shit towards everyone when shoving Elba down people's throats.

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>"seriously Trump, you're not allowed to see it. No!"
>"c'mon everyone, go see the movie Trump isnt allowed to see! Starts this September in theaters everywhere!"

>>139273203
DONT YOU JUST LOVE BLACK PEOPLE?
DONT YOU LOVE THEM???
- Pennywise, IT 2017

>>139269168
Why does Steven King look like someone's lesbian aunt?

Face it alt right retards. You have nobody. Your leaders are all jokes, clowns. Only you find them enlightening, everyone else sees them for the racists that they are. You lost this war before you even started.

>can barely remember what he put into the Dark Tower because he was always high on some hard drug
>was basically high on some kind of hard drug nearly every waking hour for that matter
>He was fucking poor as shit because he spent more money on drugs than on things like food
>Basically sold drug induced scribblings for gazillions, continued to spend on hard drugs
>"You aren't allowed to see my drug induced ramblings that others are putting into a movie."

Ohnothatsucks.jpg

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>>139273551
(you)

>>139271058
HO-HA HO-HA HO-HA

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>>139273391

>>139271607
So did stephen ever explain why he put that in the book?

>>139274285
I highly suggest, if you get the itch to watch "IT", watch the old version.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3ZbnfXEuyc

>>139270378
Ape

>>139270239
>hurr hurr, look at this pussy get punched in the face for saying mean things about trump
That'd be more impressive if Trump was the guy punching him, and not some /fit/ black guy who could kick Trump's ass in a fight even easier.

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>>139274212
>going across the street instead of down the road

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>>139269168
>I'm so autistic that I have to virtue signal my pedophile clown abduction video from the president.

sounds about right

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Check the disturbed earth under Stephen King's porch

>>139269168
I really enjoyed Stephen King's It as a young kid but i refuse to watch this new movie because Stephen King is a liberal child molester who thinks his political views are gold.

His tears are delicious.....liberal butthurt is at defcon 12....

>>139274617

Obviously I wouldn't watch the new version. It looks way to serious.

>>139274461
it made his dick hard

>>139274746
>He doesn't know about the Trump curse

Just wait. Stephen King will be dead by the end of the year.

>>139269168
he can still see stevens face though

>>139273264
Pretty much. There's no way he can block Trump from seeing his movie, it's just a way to make his movies sell more tickets.

>>139269168
oh shit now he'll have to watch the original

or just pirate the new one

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>>139269168
I thought this guy knew about curses?
He has just invoked the curse of TRUMP
He will suffer misfortune and grief before the end of trumps two terms

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>Guy who wrote a bunch of hot garbage novels made for people with the brains of children
>Books are shit, gets pooper perturbed when Kubrick absolutely reks him
>Is a massive faggot
Why do people like this hack again?

>>139271446
I've read scarier stories in the "scary stories to tell in the dark" books than anything king has ever made, anyways

Love those books btw

>>139269168
Didn't one of the protagonists in the novel repeatedly make fun of black people with a "Nigger Jim" voice impression?

>>139269168
Outside of his books, nobody gives a shit what he says or does. Trust me, I'm from Maine.

It's fucking over for Blumpf. First he gets two scoops, now he can't see the IT remake. Any last words, Grumblings?

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>>139276713
>Scary Stories to Tell In The Dark
My nigger.

>>139269168
Stephen King has been too rich for too long, he's lost touch with his roots. I was actually reading It yesterday, there's a scene early on in the book where stuttering Bill goes to college and has a confrontation with a liberal hippy professor and a bunch of feminists and he tells them off saying stories shouldn't be political, I don't think the Stephen King of today would write that. He really needs to find his balls and get back on the coke.

>>139277068
Stephen gammel is an illustrative genius

>>139269599
he said it jokingly so the article is kind of clickbaity
not that he isn't a giant fag either way

I can already predict what this film is like.
>bad acting
>tries too hard to be edgy
>scares audience purely with cheap jumpscares
I'll pass.

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>>139276987
mfw Putin smuggles in a copy with the next satchel of rubles

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>tfw Sam Lake literally did every Stephen King book ever but 10x better with Alan Wake

>>139269168
I read that as "Stephen King has writer's block."

>>139269168
I've read all of King's work from age 12 to today as a 29 year old faggot. I know exactly what's happening.
See Stephen King is what we call a Guilt Ridden Faggot. He secretly hates black people. But he can't express himself and hates himself for this bias. How does he compensate? By openly hating conservative white people.
As evidence I point out that every white conservative in every King story is a villain. While every black character in a King story is either Magical or pure of heart compared to whitey.
Stephen King is a bigot and Donald Trump is ok to hate, unlike blacks who King secretly thinks are subhuman.
Also he's probably a pedo.
Thank you for your time.

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>>139269168
Doesn't the White House have a theater or something? The fuck's he gonna do about it?

>>139276713
Well those are just classics. The illustrations belong in a museum at this point as well. They're extremely culturally significant books for millenials.

his latest movie was a horrible flop, especially when they tried to shoehorn diversity in

Just got done watching a cam of the Dark Tower. Even worse than I'd expected it to be... it's absolute garbage lol. King is a hack of the highest order to even have allowed it to reach the screen!

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>>139276959

Hell yeah, fellow Mainer here. I hope Trump finds a place for Governor Paul LePage once he is done with his second term. He's going to have a book-burning of Stephen King's books up in Augusta next week. Everyone's going, it'll be a wicked pissah.

>>139270874
Underrated.

Trump needs to see this movie, then post online a review and recommend it.

Just think of the buthurt.

'This Is The Zodiac Speaking' anagrams to say:

Stephen King Is Zodiac

But that's just the half of it.......

>>139277620
That makes sense. Stephen King is jealous of Donald Trump's intellectual freedom. Imagine becoming a prisoner of your own body of work. That would drive anybody mad

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>1 post by this ID

>>139278665
I liked that neat little infograph someone posted of either Ted Cruz or Bernie Sanders being the Zodiac Killer

>>139278946
It's not just that, Donald Trump accepts the faults of black people but loves them anyway. Stephen King forces himself to ignore the faults but obviously despises them since he can't bring himself to write a believable black character.
King sees in Trump what he would be if he were a better man. He's a sensitive angry little coke head so I know it burns his ass.

>be me
>AWESOME COOL FEMINIST POSTS IN MY WRONG FACIST SITE
>OH NO MY PRESEDINT WASNT ALLOWED TO WATCH A MOVIE
>accept defeat
>become leftist
>its over

>>139275469
More like based on the trailer it looks like every other "scary movie" (((Hollywood))) squeezes out.

The novel is shit with pedo bait in it. Fucking hack author desperately trying to stay relevant.

>>139269168
How the fuck do you block anyone from seeing something. Is he drinking again and juiced rambling bullshit for virtue signal points

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>>139273203
The Dark Tower movie was shit for a hell of a lot of reasons. Idris Elba wasn't one of them.

>>139269168
Who cares about this narcissitic kike.

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>>139269168
>Stephen King bans Trump from watching movie
>Trump tweets photo of him and Melania eating popcorn watching movie

>>139274746
Trump is 70 years old

>>139269168
so, king will croak within a year. awesome. his books are garbage.

>>139271607
Yeah in fact the story doesn't make any sense without it. The girl is inexplicably flirty with all of them as adults when that scene is dropped.

We need to get Donald Trump to review this movie and post that for view online. Then tell people to go see it.

Then if the movie is successful, King will have Donald Trump to blame regardless if Trump's bump did anything to it.

But it will blow King's mind, and for all we know it might bring him back to Earth and get him to making good stuff again.

Get #TrumpReviewIt trending, Trump needs to see this

these mindraped loser celebrities will be remembered

>>139269709
>King's self-insert goes last after the biggest cock loosened her up

WDHMBT?

>>139276248
Stephan got so cucked by kubrick

>>139276713
Children's horror can be surprisingly good. When you can't rely on gore and sex fetishes to be scary the author has to work on creating a genuninely creepy atmosphere. A good children's horror writer can creep out people desensitized to gore while the "adult" writers can't.

>>139269168
It's more of a mercy then anything else

>>139269721
>>139269795
He already knows no one wants to see The Dark Tower

>current, only hollywood publicity move: I hate Trump!
>response: HAVE ALL MY MONEY AND FOLLOWS!

>>139278435
Huehueue

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>>139269168
Imagine being so pissed off at someone that you unironically think you can ban them from watching a movie by making a tweet about it

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>>139273203
DO BLACK PEOPLE EVEN READ BOOKS

HOW DID THEY THINK PUTTING A NIGGER IN THE LEAD OF A FAMOUS BOOK TO MOVIE WOULD WORK OUT?

STUPID.

>>139269168
I'm glad we can call overrated celebrities like Stephen King and Jon Stewart overrated now.

Why does anyone support the demented garbage this crypt-keeper subhuman mutant craps out?

>>139269168
Like anyone cares what some child porn writer has to say.

>>139274746
Mayweather is a old guy also who beat up a young punk.

>>139269168
i'll go ahead and pirate this one

>>139284320
this ...

what a moron, more the likely just trying to get free PR for his shitty remake of the classic

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>>139269168
this guy looks reptilian

>>139279588
checked

Trump already watched Children of the Corn and Maximum Overdrive free, on an illegal cable hookup.

So who has the last laugh?

>>139269168
woowwwwwww

>>139285917
A young punk who has never boxed pro before. It his was debut in boxing and still went 10 rounds against floyd. I'd like to see floyd last 1 round in the ufc.

Who GAF. King is a pedophile. I mean... Have you actually even read It?

>>139269721
>>139269795
I was more mad they tried to cram a ton of the books in one move than I was about them casting heimdall
they basically turned it into a That Guy movie
>oh hey, Idris Elba is in this? I saw him in that other movie I enjoyed

>>139269168
I doubt Trump wanted to see another shitty Stephen KIng movie

>donald trump could buy the movie theater closest to king's house and then blow it up

>>139270408
>King can't get by on his name anymore.
>Resorts to name dropping his works for attention.
This is the future that awaits JK Rowling

>>139289608
he could just sit in another man chest for 5 minutes straight like 98% of all the other fighters

>>139274746
Trump is a 70 year old man with more energy then the average reporter. He only sleeps 4 hours a night and wakes up early just to shitpost. But really if you don't think his stamina on the campaign trail was impressive for a man of his age you need to sort yourself out.

>>139269168
its all over drumpfkins. this is the final blow

>>139274461
It must have been super fucking hot when he was on coke

>>139289608
Bogtrotting cock-grappler BTFO'd by nigger with pillow hands. Yeah, he sounds real tough.

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>>139269168
>"blocks"
>=
>bitching and ranting in a futile manner
>end it all with a "fuck Drumpf"
>Trump rents out an entire theater to watch the movie with family
>posts pic on White House website with a link to stream the movie for free

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>King wrote the prequel to Cars.

>>139270378
He isn't as cute as that monkey!

>>139271607
Weren't they fucking in the sewer with the galactic turtle doing it's thing?

>>139269168

the new much worse version is probably riddled with sjw culture and identity politics anyway. Not worth watching.

>>139274781
Raw meme

>>139292717
The same could be said about pretty much anything ((( Hollywood ))) has produced in the last 10 - 20 years.

>>139269278
>read that garbage

You people are fucking retarded beyond comprehension.

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>>139269168

>>139290497
>While King was in it.

>>139276248
Kubrick fucked King right in the ass on The Shining. A true "fuck you" movie. A masterpiece.

I thought Janet Reno died.

>>139295032
underrated

>>139274461
Because he's a big fat pedophile.

>>139274746
>not only is Trump a successful global multibillionaire businessman
>that also became the fucking president despite having zero political background
>but now he also needs to be a professional boxer as well

Neck yourself.

>>139274461

((()))

Stephen King may be a cuck, but I enjoy the books of his that I've read, so I'm ambivalent to this.

Salem's Lot was legitimately better than the classic Dracula.

>>139295032
im ded lol

>>139271446

WTF, how do they get away with this shit?

>>139269168
Margaret Thatcher looks like shit these days.

>>139269915
Sadly this. Should've never gotten sober.

>>139269168
Trump should sue him for discrimination

>>139274285
Kek gay orgy sirens

>>139269721
Cause he wants Trump to NOT go see the movie without him banning him so that he can claim Trump is le racist.

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It is Her Turn

It is Her

>>139269168
Old cunt does thing, nobody cares.

>>139269168
BAHAHAHA BTFO TINY HANDS CHEETO IMPEECH SOON WUT WILL DRAUMPHLINGS DO HAHAHAHAHA

>>139270378
Freakishly long philtrum

>>139269966
Pet semetary was pretty scary the first time I read it. The shining was good too

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>>139269168
He can still see the RLM Half in the Bag of it though, right?

STEHPEN KING GOT US GUYS

ITS OVER

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>>139269168
Reptilians are just a meme. They don't really exis-

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>>139269168
I read the plot summary of the book on wikipedia since every has been talking about this movie.
It makes absolutely no sense.
Stephen King is the JK Rowling of horror.

>>139270239
'IT' will kill him

>>139269168
Oh no now Trump will just have to read the book that has an underage sex orgy in it. Don't forget, Stephen King wrote a book with an UNDERAGE SEX ORGY IN IT

>>139269168
wew

this is worse than impeachment

>>139270239
Heart attack

>>139270239
woman kidnaps him and tortures him to death

>>139271607
WHOA, non-book reader here, I wish know more of this orgy.

>>139307582
In it or in "it"?
:^)

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>Deranged elderly Goosebumps author claims power to keep someone from watching publicly available media.

>Clickbait story published acting like this a totally normal and possible thing.

Trump Derangement Syndrome is real, folks. Jesus.

>>139308388
RIP in peace

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>>139269168
>getting banned from a remake of an overhyped "horror" movie created by the guy that throws random sex scenes into books because he can't write to save his life
LITERALLY only lefties think this means anything.
Why does anyone actually enjoy his shit? I really don't get it, I know so many people that worship this guy, but I've read many of his books and will say that I've only ever slightly enjoyed a couple of them (The Dark Half and the Dark Tower series aside from that shitty ending). His directing is even worse, I got into an argument with some chick saying that Kubrick's The Shining sucked because it wasn't 100% accurate to the book while King's film adaptation was perfect. I told her that when you are given a turd to work with you gotta add some stuff and mold it to make it at least look appealing. She through the biggest hissyfit because King is a "legend" apparently. In 20 years no one will give a rat's ass about this guy's books, he's not going to be taught about in English courses, he will fade away into obscurity, as he deserves.

Hey, I actually know alot of these fucks irl, and let me say they're the most fucking obnoxious human beings you'll ever meet. Seriously.

Just check out their instagrams. Especially the girl's. She's trying to act like shes in her 20's or some shit. These are 13 year olds.


/pol/, we need to put an end to them before they become the next generation of "empowerers".

You dont understand, you have little teenage girls all hyped to see this huge boy orgy on screen. They love these teenage boys, and don't know anything about the plot.

This is how they make pedophilia normal.

>>139309904
theres this really fucked up scene where they get lost in the sewer and everyone starts freaking out and the girl decides the only way she can make everyone calm down and get out of the sewer is to let them all fuck her one by one

it describes in great detail how each of their penises look and feel and how they fuck and how she orgasms

its child porn and stephen king is a fucking pedo creep and a hack writer

>>139269168
I never read a book by this retard. Look at that face.

>>139276713
Great book, I would have referenced it but thought more people would recognize Goosebumps. That story about the dead chick haunting a house who then gives her pinky to a priest to find her killer, with that horrifying illustration scared the shit out of me as a kid and still creeps me out.

Here's another pedo gem from King as reported through a 1992 article on the New York Times:

http://www.nytimes.com/books/97/03/09/lifetimes/kin-r-gerald.html?mcubz=3

>A 10-year-old girl sits on her father's lap while he fondles her and has an ejaculation on the back of her underpants
>recalls the blood of Jessie's first menstruation, which immediately preceded the molestation

This fuck should have been investigated, I'm sure his hard drives had some kiddy diddling.

>>139311916
Archived that
https://unvis.it/www.nytimes.com/books/97/03/09/lifetimes/kin-r-gerald.html?mcubz=3

FUCK

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>>139311654
reminds me of this guy

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>>139269168

>>139278296

People who live in Portland aren't real mainers. They're fucking communists and need to be fucking exterminated. Northern Maine is where real mainers live. Some guy I know is representing a socialist party and believes that healthcare is a human right and that wealth needs to be shared. It's fucking awful.

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>>139311050
>driving furiously to Barnes and noble

>>139269168
stephen king advertises another shameless cash grab film this year and /pol/ obliges

>>139269599
You can tell by looking at his face

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>>139278296

Lepage is fucking hilarious. "The NAACP can kiss my ass!"

>win with 39% of the vote, liberals blame spoiler candidate
>be unapoligetically conservative with solid bantz
>AUTISTIC SCREECHING
>liberals drive around with We are the 61% bumper stickers
>up for reelection
>spoiler barely gets anything
>Lepage wins by a higher margin
>autistic screeching continues

>>139312286
I live in Portland, and you're not far wrong. The only difference between us and the OTHER Portland is we have enough guns and rednecks to at least partially cancel the hipsters out. I was friends with two FTM trannies, both of whom kept trying to check my privilege, then unfriended me on faceberg when I started calling them communist idiots, and men.

>>139315217

MTF, sorry.

>>139311050
wtf I love reading now!

>>139270239
Stephen King will trip and fall headfirst out of a window and into a wood chipper.

>>139269599
i could immediately tell he's retarded because he doesn't like the movie version of The Shining. have to be a special kind of retard to not enjoy that movie

>>139269168
Hows he gonna enforce that?

>>139316468
Yeah he should love that movie for making his shit writing great.

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>>139269168
hes an angry old man

>>139269278
Could also just watch the made for TV version of the movie that was made back in the 80s or 90s. As a bonus it's probably better than the new one based on Pennywise alone

Honestly Stephen King should love all the movies based on his books,the mother fucker goes way overboard on details.

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>>139307230
what did he mean by this

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>>139269721
>>139269168
>>139269795
I guess Stephen king accidentally banned the rest of the world from seeing the dark tower by mistake.

>>139269168
Stepehn King is a cuck.
He looks like he likes Podesta's pizza.

>>139269168
Read all his books up to a point, maybe a few years ago, stopped.
This fucker is pissing me off so much, didn't realise he was such a a tremendous faggot normie cunt.

But, I also think the possibility of he has no choice with them sticking a black guy as a Clint Eastwood lookalike for instance.
Maybe threats to his family or revealing some blackmail of some sick shit he got up to, and lets face it, his sour unrelenting scowl paints a picture of what the guy may be like. His son has it too.

>>139316468
The movie is terrible and overrated as fuck. The tv version is well better.

>>139307339
It's a long book you stupid Ameritard, a synopsis isn't going to cut it this time.

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ITS OVER
How do I change my vote to hildawg

>>139311050

>everyone is scared

>the solution to fear, is to let everyone run a train on you

"acclaimed" writer

>>139273203
They shit the bed so hard on this movie. It should have been an HBO series instead of a movie and actually followed the books. Russell Crowe - Roland ; Edward Norton - Eddie ; Vivica Fox - Odetta ; Jake - Random Kid ; Man in Black - Gary Oldman. Your welcome HBO, now for make me a decent fucking show.

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>>139270408
Never wrote a book called the Trump Curse I am betting

SLIDE THREAD

GET THE FUCK IN HERE

>>139320586
>>139320586
>>139320586

>>139269338
News that someone wanted to watch it I suppose.

>>139274746
Fuck, fucking faggot leafs like this making me want to get a proxy and just LARP as a Michigan area American.
You dumb fucking cunt, Trump is 70 years old, and you're trying to say that McGregor who is 29 can kick his ass like it's a fair fight?

>>139270239
he'll write a good book

Quick someone message Trump and tell him about the child orgy in the book so he could roast King's ass on twitter!

>>139269427
And now this thread has over 200 replies
/pol/ truly has ascended

>>139269599
Stephen king falls into the category of "Lovecraft for retards"

>implying Trump won't use his super-genius IQ of 156 to pirate the movie so that he can watch it without providing any monetary compensation to the hollywood jews

Every time a company or celebrity virtue signals in public they lose my business.

>>139269168
Dont worry, ill be sure to pirate it and give him a copy, free of charge. Shit will probably hit the net same day it comes out anyway, so fuck stephen "Kangz".

>>139272471
It's been a few years since the last time I read a book, so correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't Apt Pupil about an old nazi red-pilling the neighbor kid?

>>139279588
This makes a lot of sense. I also think he constantly shits on Kubrick's "The Shining" because he knows that Stanley produced the superior product and it chaps his ass. How often do you see a movie that is not only as good as the actual material it's based on, but far better?

You're right about the black characters though. Great example is The Stand: Granny Jesus, wise old judge and the fucking Rat Man. In fact the only semi-realistic black he's ever had that I can think of was the dude from "It" who he gives almost no personality at all

>>139269168
"bake that wedding cake or we fuck you in the ass, lol dont server trumpsupporters or trump or we act like violent monkeys!"

"Do as i say not as i do" seems to be the motto of the brainless, the moronic and the ugly.

>>139269168
Isn't it ironic that this man's face is scarier than anything he ever wrote about

>>139269599
>A group of children decides to gang bang a girl who does it willingly

Yeah, he's a mentally ill pedo confirmed.

His nose never hit puberty

>>139269168
This is just advertising, he is hoping people on the right will get mad and masses on the left will go see his shitty movie to spit them.

>>139269168
>Trump blocks Stephen King's 'IT' from his country

>>139269168
Who would want to see this hacks movie or read his shitty books anyway?

You literally can't stop the president from doing anything because he's the uh...president

>>139269168
Publicly stunt, don't be fooled.
Like when rapper record labels release briefings about arrests to give them street cred.

>>139269168
Slide thread

It sucks that we went from an age of Steven King adaptations being pretty good, to an age of every single one being absolute dogshit. Maybe we should Make Steven King Adaptations Great Again.

>reading childrape books

I seriously hope you guys don't do this.
Japanese comics are bad enough.

>>139269168
>shitty zombie author
explain why his retarded political opinions are worth repeating at all
his writing and plots are so bad i don't see any need to be concerned with anything he says on any topic at all

>>139331939
>1939

>>139316468
Double that if you consider his TV adaptation of it

>>139316347
>headfirst
I think you mean "feetfirst."

>>139329663
And King gets called out on his use of the magical negro trope, and then just mocked for being weird and off putting, by Paul Mooney on an old Chapelle Show

>>139329009
Jesus Christ Pedro have some mercy.

>>139269168

I am going to block myself from seeing It

>>139269168
There is only one way to describe this emotional trauma Donald Trump must be going through right now

Ooof

>>139269168
>can block the most powerful man in the world from seeing a movie
>can't block pirates from stealing his shit and has to constantly bitch at the courts about it
really makes you think

>>139269168

He looks like one of those sour old liberal women who were getting gang banged at Woodstock back in the day.

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>>139269168
>1 post by this ID
Why the fuck do we even allow this again?

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>>139269599
have you ever seen his movies or read his books?
Nobody with a sane mind comes up with shit like the langoliers.

his works are not fantasies, they are documentaries.

Stephen King is the American J.K Rowling.

>>139336904
Because if we didn't people wouldn't be able to make threads at all

>>139270239
that fight was so fucking retarded
>lets send a professional boxer against someone who is not a professional boxer, let them fight by the rules of boxing and see what happens

>>139269168
*blocks your screen*

>>139338876
I'm actually impressed he lasted 10 rounds.
Or was it staged????
Hmm

>>139269168
Powerful Stephen, truly powerful, this will be one for the history books.

"In 2017, under occupation by the Trump white nationalist nazi movement, Stephen triumphed over evil by banning the dictator and tyrant from every cinema in the country, thought impossible at the time, Trump never ever saw the famous movie IT, this haunted trump till his last days in the White House bunker, friends and colleagues of trump recount him saying on several occasions "I wish I could have seen IT by Stephen King".

>>139291223
This. As a former Trump supporter this was the final straw that made me see the error of my ways. Me and everyone I know are definitely going to check this movie out now.

>>139269168
Not my king

>>139319002
he really does look like he has that pedo smile. makes sense since he's so interested in child sex.

>>139316468
That's incorrect. He said that as a spectator he enjoyed it, but as the writer he didn't because it wasn't really following the initial plot towards the end.

>>139269427
probably a shit movie too

>>139269168
>Makes 9001 bastardized adaptations (what the FUCK was the Dark Tower supposed to be)
>Lol you can't see my movie
>Stephen "we wuz" King

>>139269168
Top kek

>>139269168
I've read a lot of work of horror writers far more talented than Stephen King and they make no where near the amount of income he makes.

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>>139270239
Trump will ban his 'books'.

>>139345974
He's a terrible writer, he's literally the JK Rowling of horror.

Tried to read Salem's Lot the other day (found it in a box) and made it through a few pages. I was completely mystified that he's not considered a children's writer

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>>139347450
well, there is a lot of children in his books.
ehehe

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>>139269168
..........................what?!
i cannot BELIEVE how lame and self aware these people aren't.

>>139274740
Nigger

>>139274461
>>139271607

>tfw fapped to that scene
I guess I was a pedophile 14-year old.

>>139271016

>Damn these kids are stuck inside of IT's lair in the sewers
>Don't really know how to get them out
>Hmmm I'll go do some cocaine and get back to this
>WOOOOOOOOO HAVE THE FEMALE KID BANG ALL THE OTHER KIDS TO RESTORE THEIR CONFIDENCE AND FIND THEIR WAY OUT
>Millions sold

Hey Stephen, you dropped your manuscript on that freeway over there.