>mfw I will never be an obese red blooded redneck Murican

>>139122996
you can't be a white trash but you can still become a chav

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>>139122996
>Tfw you will never be a cute femboy with wide hips

Yeah, rednecks can be pretty cool sometimes, but they also can be incredibly lame and full of shit. It just depends on the person, like every other group of people, even SJWs sometimes (when you get them away from their support group, that is).

I always loved the UK, and envied you guys. Still though America is the best. It is cool when you really start to understand the rights and responsibilities that come with being an American. How many people in history would give up their right eye to taste the privileges and freedoms we have now?

>>139122996
Top kek. Open carry an ar 15 in texas and the cops will take it from you. We are on the way to being as cucked as the UK.

I only open carry my firsts because they are the only weapons I need.

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>>139122996
such things are part and parcel of living in the USA

>>139122996
not with that attitude you wont

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>>139122996
>tfw you want to oder a pick up truck but it won't even fit in the parking spot outside your house without blocking traffic

>>139122996
>while educating himself by listening to Alex Jones
are there people so dumb that they can unironically listen to that shit?

>>139122996
>I'm tired of the government putting chemicals in the water T H A T T U R N T H E F R E A K I N G F R O G S G A Y