Salam Aleikum my brother, your pizza has arrived! That'll

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>>139084805
I don't have money, shitlord.

>>139084805
Not paying any tax unless it's dripping with jizz like alla liked it, fellow muslim brother.

>>139084805
Make sure that's no Bomb under That Pizza!

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>>139084805
That's a sihk tho...

>>139084805
thats when i rope his neck

Haha you're funny Sikh bro. I'll cya later. You should write some of those jokes down.

>>139084805
>no pepperoni

Fuck off sand nigger.

>>139085319
Don't be racist anon, just because he's a little brown it doesnt mean he's sick.

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Sorry sir, I don't tip.

>Not knowing how based muslim killing sikh's are
They might not be white but at least they're cool

>>139084805
That pizza costs 15$ its a small pie.

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>>139084805
Terrorist!

How much beard do you think fell into that pizza?
How long since he washed that beard?

>>139084805
isn't tipping haram?

>>139084805
Quintessentially Pakistani

>>139084805
20.99? Wow, that's a good price.
Would've cost me 55 in the city.
I sure am glad I live out in the rural areas where we get to live peacefully together because we're a small town.
I'm happy you were able to legally immigrate here and chose to open a pizzeria with specialty pizzas, it looks great.

haha, salam aleikum, my dude

>>139084805
so another day in america

>>139085554
underrated

>>139084805
It cost a pizzeria $4.80 in ingredients to make a 16" cheese pizza.

I own a pizzeria.

>>139084805
thank god, i converted to islam exactly for this reason.

I got your jizya right here pal

>>139084805
yo i'll let a sikh make me pizza anyday. The sikh have always been our friends

>>139089766
Never trust a Sikh. Every single one that I've met has been brainwashed by their religion and shitty culture.

>>139084805
>my brother
>jizya
so which is it?