The European union a shit. I propose a new series of unions instead
>Germanomance Union
Germanic and Romance language countries. Romania is candidate-member until it gets its economy fixed. Poland, Czech Republic and Slovakia are honorary observer members. They're allowed to participate, but no voting/decision making. Capital Berlin or Geneva
>Balto-Slavic Union
Capital St. Petersburg
>Turko-Hell-Albian union
The shits of the shits get lumped together due to historical comingling. Capital Byzantium
Finally, Finland and Estonia get to be observer states in both the Balto-Slavic and Germanomance Unions, if they want to. Hungary gets lumped with either the Balto-Slavics or the Turko-Hell-Albian union.
>>138969125
>implying political or economic unions were based around language instead of actual geopolitical or ideological reasons
also
>assuming India, Bangladesh, Pakistan, Afghanistan, and Iran can successfully coexist together in any form of union without constant infighting
I'll take $500 for what was the partition of India, Alex.
>>138969631
Notice how I didn't mention any Indo-Iranic union in the text. They're too fucked up for this shit.
>Balto-Slavic Union
... between Polonism and Slavonism there is not so much hatred as a complete and ineradicable incompatibility."
"nothing is more foreign than what in the literary world is called Slavonism to his individual sensibility and the whole Polish mentality"
~J. Conrad in "Notes on Life and Letters"
>it's an OP was bored episode
>>138969631
this, languange isnt really that important and can be changed in a single generation
>>138969125
>Frisians
>Germanic
fuck off
>>138969849
Then you should also remove the Turkish-Greek-Albanian union. What made you think the three countries who have a mutual history of animosity with each other, and each speak a different language that aren't even remotely related with different writing systems, can form a unified union? I don't think even Greek Orthodoxs would want to be boxed in together with Muslims from both its east and its west. Case in point, look at the political division of Cyprus and Northern Cyprus.
>>138969125
>>Turko-Hell-Albian union
What the fuck are you talking about?
>>138970415
Then you must also implement the removal and erasure of a nation's culture, history and language if your goal is the complete assimilation of different countries into a single entity ruled by a dominant state. Knowing that this is Europe, good luck with that. It will surely be interesting, just like it was in the past.
>>138970492
>Frisians
>Relevant
We'll put you guys in reservesm like native americans.
>>138971201
what im saying is that language is not the dominant definer of culture and basing unions around it is a bad way to go
>>138969125
t. what is geopolitic
>>138969125
Germanic obsession with uniting Europe....
Just leave everybody alone to do their own thing.
>>138972169
Last time we left you guys alone it ended in war
>>138970832
he doesn't know how to spell albanian
>>138969125
>Germanomance
top kek. At least fucking say what the purpose of these alliances are for. States don't get allied for the lulz, they need to have a reason for it, a threat or a need which they can accomplish by working together.
Romania will get its economy fixed after this 4 year mandate of our beautiful """"""""socialist"""""""" government for its economy to be fixed. They're trying to re-introduce political control over the justice system so that they're not investigated for corruption again. In the meanwhile, the people go out to protest, but they think that if they stay outside for a few hours a day, shit will change instead of knowing that all they do is delaying what they're trying to do.