>there are "researchers" on a payroll browsing /pol/ right now
I think it's high time to bail to the other ones.
>>138900053
how do i get paid to browse /pol?
:-)
>>138902294
This. I want on board with shitposting research.
>>138902294
Join the FBI
>>138900053
and here i am ... living in my room, not affording to see the sun light (while local niggers get their welfare).
oh yes, they don't give it to the portuguese...
>>138902763
check the flag brah.
any other ideas?
We should say hello to them. Hello researchers! Welcome to /pol/!
There are ugly social justice warriors on FBI payroll here to analyze and catalog your shitposts.
I shitposted so hard I get visits from them. You can smell the venereal diseases just by looking at them.
They're also giving your NSA file to everyone around you in an effort to "rehabilitate" you with the community. In reality it just results in harassment or worse but they don't care they think they're above the law like all cops.
>>138905057
I find the idea of ugly SJWs having the desire to "rehabilitate" you within the community unbeknownst to you like some A Scanner Darkly shit difficult to believe
European Union subvention for anti racist research.
>>138903405
Know any ex-Stasi?
>>138900053
post some spurdo so they have to explain it on their report
There are a ton of autists here who could become valuable assets by dissecting and accurately explaining memes and board culture to bewildered normies.
Even if some would stick to their principles, I'm sure there's more than enough who would happily sell out for a fraction of what they're currently paying people.
>>138900053
Lenin was a good man.
>>138900053
we got alex