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Young Chinese are 'too fat and masturbate too much to pass army fitness tests' 2017-08-24 07:23:18 Post No.
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Young Chinese are 'too fat and masturbate too much to pass army fitness tests'
Anonymous
2017-08-24 07:23:18
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A rising number of young Chinese people are failing fitness tests required to join the army because they are too fat and masturbate too much, state media has proclaimed.
The high rejection rate has triggered concerns that there are not enough youths in good physical condition to fill the ranks of the Chinese army.
A poor diet and frequent masturbation, leading to abnormally large testicular veins, are believed to be behind falling fitness levels, according to a report published in state-run military newspaper the People’s Liberation Army Daily.
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/young-chinese-are-too-fat-and-masturbate-too-much-to-pass-army-fitness-tests-a3617881.html
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China are woke on the Porn Jew. China knows that nofap boosts T and makes you a better soldier. This is the reason they will surpass the US in 10 years.
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Fat Chinese are as American as apple pie.
We don’t want skinny chunks here.
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>>138886208
>There's a cap in how often you're allowed to masturbate
Fucking chinks
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>>138886208
china just trollin
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>>138886208
Where are they hauling EurasianTiger to?
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>>138886208
>frequent masturbation, leading to abnormally large testicular veins
wut ?
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>>138886208
>frequent masturbation, leading to abnormally large testicular veins
WHAT THE WHAT HAHAHAHA
Don't touch yourself Wong! We be are very-uh proud of-ah tiny ancestral benis
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>>138886878
whoa what's up intercontinental motifs
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>>138886208
Masturbation was viewed in the West as a disease which severely debilitated both mind and body until as late as the '50s and '60s, when paedophile Kinsey's fraudulent research began to take hold of the popular mind by its promulgation through academia and the media. Traditional Chinese medicine still lays hold to the ancient wisdom about it, and to this day many primitive tribes do not have so much as a word for masturbation.
https://www.yourbrainonporn.com/men-does-frequent-ejaculation-cause-hangover
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>>138886208
>they are too fat and masturbate too much
so how much is too much? asking for a friend. Also you got to be quite the lard-ass to not be able to jack it
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>>138886208
I can't believe these fucks don't have a democracy yet.
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>>138887013
Small bamboozled looking dogs are the only rational response to proclamations of that magnitude.
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>>138887555
>can't believe these fucks don't have a democracy yet
Checked
Do any of us really have one?
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>>138886963
>We be are very-uh proud of-ah tiny ancestral benis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W71IZb4vjBY
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Does Rhono horn and tiger willy make you more fertile?
not being funny, but I think looking at the Chnk population i would say YES!
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>>138888124
Don't forget about the bear gallbladder
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>Liberation Army Daily
Kek'd
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>>138886208
>A poor diet and frequent masturbation, leading to abnormally large testicular veins
What?
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>>138888814
Ants can't think properly.
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