So i've been studying americans for a while now and there's

From what I've heard from Burgers over the years it's a sign of dominance

>not consuming GMO laden flash frozen TV dinners and dropping nuclear shits at the store

>>138855051
chipotle.

>>138855051
Irish immigrants

>>138855051
When you're truly free you don't NEED to go toilet, you just proudly let go wherever you are.

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>>138855051
is it time for a new SHARTposting flood on /pol/ ? I missed the American butthurt from last year

>>138855389
idk about pooping but I like to belch really loud in public and not say excuse me, and if someone complains I say "Not bad manners just good food"

>>138855051
They put something in the air in Walmart. Only place I ever sharted(slightly) is Walmart. I think they're pumping shit into the vents to either sterilize people or make them even more retarded. Pretty sure we live in some alt version of A Scanner Darkly.

>>138855937
Have some respect. It's Burger Day here, ya wee cheese eating surrender monkey.

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>>138855051
We americans are an industrious people

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It's just poor diet.

>>138855051
We haven't discovered the bidet here yet

>>138855705
>t. pajeet

It's weight loss medication, anal leakage is a side effect

never seen this in my lifetime whilst in britain, went america for a holiday seen it twice. disgusting ppl them americans

How can one stop having skid marks? (asking for a friend)

>>138855051
This has got to be some rare shit.. Ive never seent this in public

>>138855051
It's national burger day, conversing with fags (euros) is forbidden so only heritics will reply to this thread today.

>>138856374
Really? I always assumed it was due to cola/diet cola basically stripping the colon of natural lubricant and in the process of this, Americans don't actually feel the chocolate goodness that leaks out?

>>138856397
There's a picture circulating from Asda but it's grass stains and not in fact shart stains.

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Is this really a thing? I've never seen it, I also don't go to Walmart, because fuck that.

>>138855051
The real answer is that it's a side effect of a weight loss medicine. They're not really "sharting" either, it's oils leaking out their asses slowly.

>>138856355
At least pajeets have the decency to shit in DESIGNATED streets rather than in their pants.

Shouldn't you be studying Jamal fucking your wife?

>>138856405
Plug your anus with your mothers dildo?

>>138856405
Wipe your ass until it's pink, not brown. Chaffing so much from dry wipes that skin cracks and bleeds a little.

Also finger your butthole. I'm not even being sarcastic. My asshole is like a blown out truck tired with all types of folds and crannies. Soft shit comes out of it like a playdough mold, so you have to scrub in the cracks of the crack, too.

>>138856278
mind the fish and chips

>>138856405
>wipe your ass
>dont shit your pants

Pretty complex shit

>>138856609
Fish and Chips doesn't cause sharting, cola can.

Also why did Americans wipe their arses with corn cobs? Genuine question, what the fuck possessed Americans to do this?

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>>138855051

I'm here to break up this meme thread. Read this screenshot and delete it.

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>>138856595
You're literaly the only one upset in the whole thread and yet you managed to top that with the most shitty comback imaginable.

We don't have Jamal or Jumanji in our mountains. Too much rocks for them.

Poo in mart

>>138856374
Someone needs to post the screencap of the reviews of one of these "weight loss medication" it was hilarious and absolutely disgusting.

>>138856861

Switzerland is 71% white; you're further gone than Sweden.

Stop memeing as if Switzerland is a pure white haven.

>>138856374
I've always heard this too

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ive also noticed some wierd things about am*ricans

>>138856934

>future presidential candidate

>>138856550
No, though if people want a serious answer as to the issue it's likely people with back problems (or other health issues), wherein they can't feel it due to nerve/spinal damage, and thus don't know that it has happened. That being said, I've never seen it, but maybe that's just because Wisconsin is #1.

>>138856934
>stealthsharting

Clever move indeed

>>138856934
Maybe not obese, but they look like exactly the kind of people who would take diet pills anyways. Otherwise, it can be explained by too much greasy food in general.

>>138855051
High fat, low fiber diets of mostly processed foods can cause runny stool and uncotrollable anal leakage.

Do we really need to discuss this on /pol/ and not /int/ ?

>>138856159
we literally created your country you mongoloid

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>>138857041
some old american brother love

>>138856978
Maybe in Romandie my muslim friend, since everything close to France is automatically shit. Didn't saw a single back where i live for the past six months.

there was this gay guy in my HS
who apparently was a big time slut
i don't know how many guys he was with
but it was more than most female sluts that i knew
one day at the mall hanging out with friends
he walked by us and this horrible stench went with him
i later found out he had to wear a medical butt plug due to a prolapsed anus

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>>138857210
#supportourtroops

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>Zero exercise
>Junk food for days
>public toilets either have long lines or theyre for employees only
>being independent is the cornerstone of this culture

So youre sick with the flu, but you need food etc to continue living. You don't want to ask people to go shopping for you, so you go out hoping you don't shit your pants while getting some items.

It's simple

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>>138855051
In solidarity with the 'free bleeder' feminists, some people have started a 'free shitter' movement.

>>138856934
It's so common that others don't even notice there's shit on the floor.

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>>138857350

>>138857124
Well that's not good. I've never sharted, but my back isn't the greatest. Maybe my next raspberry pi I'll turn into a shart detector.

>>138856934
That's obese for that age. Plus at that age kids still shit themselves occasionally, I think it's because bad mothers here let there brats stay in diapers too long.

But let's be honest, that kid probably lives on a steady diet of chicken tendies, pizza, and hot dogs. Body wasn't designed to live off that shit.

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