>fell for the ancestry DNA jew >find out that I'm

>having to do a 23andme test to prove you're white
you were never white to begin with

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>>138761530
Leave a gun cleaning kit out so the police can say that you were "cleaning a gun when it went off"

Did they cut your dick?

>>138761530
Do the aliyah, become israel's prime minister and commit 4D sudoku by glassing the entire MENA.

>>138761530
But Jews ARE white...

Just like there are European Protestants, Paganists, Catholics, Adventists, there are European Jews...

>>138762195
t. jew

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>>138761530
>tfw neurotic/anal retentive

NEVER getting my 23andMe done

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>>138761530

>>138761530

>told all my life I was part creole
>didn't see it but ok
>took the same test
>100% British

I feel sorry for you, mudblood. Make the best of it.

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>>138763324
Full image and reminder.

>>1387621

I mean no, but yeah, whatever. OP if you were white yesterday, you're white today.

>>138761530
Well, you have a chance to reject racism by observing its' shortcomings on your very own example.

>>138763435

Okay this is just a /pol/lack taking the piss right

>>138763769
Nope.

>>138761530
>being this clueless
>being this stupid

>tfw 1/4 Jew
>tfw swallowed every redpill about the Jews I read here and now despise them
>tfw have a Jewish last name so I can never hide it
Feels bad man

>>138763547
Jesus you leftists are so feeble in your rhetoric it's pretty pathetic

>>138762195

They're a group of desert people that moved north and fucked their way into smart brains and whiter skin.

That's literally all they do. Go somewhere that's better, because they can't create shit on their own.

>>138764104
feels good having an irish last name to hide my jewish blood

I did 23andme, because i'm an autist and never knew who my great grandparents were. Got 90% British the rest was Scandinavia and .1% injun so i'm not wh*te

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>tfw you find out your great grandparents were Polish Jews
>tfw you realize you have a hooked nose

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>>138761530
tfw you know you're 100% Anglo

>>138761530
KIKED
I
K
E
D

>half my family looks like Larry David
>take dna test
>0% jewish

T-thanks

can you attend jew temple?

>>138764575
>big cock
>not a jew

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>>138761530
That's pretty high my dude, you definitely have Jewish ancestry.
On the other hand, that would just make you a second grade mischling in nazi germany. You would have been allowed to marry a pure blood german and your children would have been considered of german stock.
European Jews are white, but they're inherently nepotistic and parasitic upon white society, that's the problem. At least you're not a nigger.

>>138761530
>take 23 and me test twice
>get different results

I don't even believe this bullshit anymore.

Cucking isn't a meme anon.

That shit is real and happens all the time.

>>138764233
feels good having a german name to cover my italian blood.
barley any though.

>>138761530
LOOKS LIKE IT'S TIME FOR OP TO KILL HIMSELF

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>>138761530
Anon you should make aliya and marry qt asheknazi jewish girl

>>138764233
At the very least I can claim to not be a true Jew because it's on my dad's side

>>138761530
Post nose or GTFO

>>138761530
oy vey

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>>138764233
You can still redpill the goyim about your (((fellow whites))). Just replace "jews" with descriptions of their behavior.

>>138764140
>They're a group of desert people that moved north and fucked their way into smart brains and whiter skin.

Nonsense... the northern azkenazi jews were converted jews. There might be some shitskin mixed into it, but not necessarily

If you only have like 2% jewish blood are you still considered a jew?

>>138761530
now that you know you will eventually became a zionist or a globalist

>>138765521
No. You are considered a Jew from Israeli legal standpoint if you have 25% of ancestry and don't hold antijewish views (neither Judaism nor Atheism), namely, if at least you gramps was a Jew. For others it may vary.

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>>138761530
There is absolutely nothing wrong with being Jewish.

>>138765829
never heard of the inca jews? your description fell short there are other ways

>>138765829
My Grandmother on my father's side was a jew but she converted

All my other three grandparents are white

Feels Bad Man, I don't have a hooked Nose or Black Hair or anything but still.

>>138764771
What about 25% turkish and 75% german ancestry?

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>>138761530
Welcome to the master race brother.

>>138761745
would this work with a .22? asking for a friend

>>138767627
>It's my fault

well of course, everything is the jew's fault.

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>>138768024
Delete this right now goy!

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>>138767880
.22 is the preferred caliber for wet works as the bullet has enough energy to enter the skull but not enough to exit the skull. instead the bullet bounces around, shredding the brain into pieces.

>>138762195
They are genestealing gypsies that will one day doom us all.

>>138767880
Kill yourself with helium your body can't tell the difference between helium and oxygen so you'll just pass peacefully

>>138768286
hollow point or fmj? ive heard so much shit online about .22 being weak that i think hollow point wouldnt work but im probably wrong

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>>138766823
Turks are about as white as Finns. Both have a good chunk of east asian admixture. Depends on the ancestry of the turk/finn, some are more rape baby than others.

>>138768485
thats prob the best way to do it.

>believing the 23andmejew
>we are all relayed goy

https://youtu.be/Fw7FhU-G1_Q

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>>138761530
At least it was the European Jew.
Could be worse. You could have came back as middle eastern.
Perhaps try to get in on their sweet, sweet nepotism.

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>>138768523
Don't use a gun you faggot, it'll add to the numbers that antigunners like to trot out every time some moron goes postal.

>>138763188
worse, he's a fucking gypsy

>>138761530
Mail order genetics aren't worth a squirt of piss. Neither is the 'science' of genetics perfected. Ask those falsely convicted by the FBI crime lab how accurate it really is.

>>138767627
Haha yeah right joo

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What percent Jew do I need to get shekels from the Halls of Cost?

>>138766400 My father's father's father was a Jew. Somehow I'm the only person in my family, including my siblings, with thick curly hair. It also kinda sucks to have one of their fake-ass crypto surnames.

That's nothing at least jews are atleast still sorta white in their own jewy way.

I got 9% South Asian, meaning one of my ancestors was a fucking paki. Don't know anything about my dad's side because he left before I was born and eloped with some teenage girl.

My mum is pure white, she's an English rose through and through. Must be from him. The thing is though I don't even look the slightest bit nonwhite.

>>138761745
>"Looks like he was cleaning his gun when it went off and shot him cleanly through the head."
>"Sarge, we've taken a look at the body. Looks like he had the gun pointed directly at his chin. We also found a suicide note on his desk."
>"My god. what a tragic accident."

>>138761530
BULLSHIT.

You're not who you claim to be.

Fuckin shill commie flying a white nationalist flag.

You watched the video off of liveleak called "Neo-Nazis Regretting DNA "Purity" Tests" and you're talking shit.

you're probably the dumbfuck that posted that video.

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=781_1503450093

>>138769801
> Father ran off.
> With a teenage girl.

I think it's safe to say the Paki genes came from there.

>>138761530
admit it little bitch. you posted the video on https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=781_1503450093 19 hours ago and now you're on here talkin shit. fucking retard

Be the daywalker that we need

oh and 1 post only by OP? commie shill, go jew somewhere else "ChosennOne"

SAGE

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=781_1503450093

>>138770512
also i meant to delete sage when i found out i cant, but still


fuck off

the fact that you care this much is the reason this board is shit

>>138769801
Just pretend you're part Sikh. Those guys are basically up to East Asian standard.

>>138770333
DAYMAN

>>138761703
FPBP

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>>138761530
>race war happens
>white ethnostate established
>DNA tests issued
>40% of race war veterans get deported or executed for having nonwhite or Jewish DNA they didn't even know about

Tell me this won't happen.

>>138766400
See this is what I'm wondering if it's true in my case, my dads mom was from Belarus and had blonde hair blue eyes. However, one of my dads sisters has brown hair and eyes despite neither parents having those. I seem to have also gotten brown hair and eyes. My dad has green and my mom has blue tho.

>>138761530
You can join the alt-kike

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>>138771397
it wont, its a bullshit post by a commie jew shill

he posted this video 19 hours ago on liveleak https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=781_1503450093
and now hes posting on here (or she- cudd be a tranny)

>>138771397
It definitely will. How much Jew do you think would be acceptable?

>>138764989
>tfw such a genetic mess that I need to use my Italian last name to hide my Jewish blood

life sucks desu

>>138767880
If you have the soft malleable skull of a newborn maybe.

>>138771466
dont worry about it bro. If you look white, if you you feel and identify as white and live life in a western way then you're white in our eyes. we accept you just fine bro, fuck this commie shill

>>138771677
0% seems pretty good, anything above and you are getting a bit jewey.

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>>138769055
>>138765461
I hate to break it to you guys but ashkenazi jews have middle-eastern ancestry.

>>138771677
I remember seeing a comment on a Tara McCarthy video by this guy who was rejected from Identity Europa for being 1/16 Jewish or something.

>>138771677
if you look white, feel white, identify as white and live in a western way then you're white in our eyes bro

but yeah, 0% would be optimal, otherwise who gives a fuck- no white should be segregated amongst other whites for having 3% jew but being on our side.

>>138772070
I'm white either way just curious to know if she was a rare aryan jew, she also had a weird surname that is extinct today. One day I'll find out I suppose.

>>138767627
>goyim criticize you
>"help I'm being shoah'd by deez natzees!!"

>>138761530

>older brother does the ancestry check thing because his wife wanted him to
>take a look at his results
>we were told by our parents that we had 1/16th Cherokee
>I have pictures of this supposed Cherokee family member from the 1800's... kinda maybe looks a bit feathers? But also just as easily could be spanish or italian or greek or something
>anyway, results come back
>no native american at all
>our mother is very confused

It's a mystery. Turns out my ancestry is all europe, mostly scandi.

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>>138772099
>>138772209
>>138772270
>mfw my mum got 5% european jew

>>138772692
do feel like you're white?

if you do then forget about it and keep fighting for your fellow whites bro

>>138767880
Call 1-800-273-TALK to know.

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>>138761530
If you don't have blood that goes back to the 12 tribes and you don't practice Judaism, then you're not a Jew in any way.

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>>138772858
I still feel very Anglo and my ancestors that my Dad tracked were always from southern England.

That test measures Ashanti jewish. Basically, tartars that converted, to balance between islam south and catholic north.
There are very few "jewish" people actually left. Most live in or around jerusalem and don't like the others.

Could be worse, I found out I'm nearly 100% Balkan...likely Serbian.

My whole life I was led to believe I was Polish.

>>138772270

This. IQ helps.