If you were given a phone logged into Trump's twitter and

>>138720320

14/88, gas the kikes, race war NOW!

>>138720320
>I will pardin everybody for KILLING LEFTIES.
>Fun!

>>138720320
@Rosie Dyke Bitch LOL

Send Nudes

A picture of Christian Bale in American Psycho pointing upwards and to the right

WE

>>138720320
Unemployment among African American communities is at an all time low! But according to the press, we DINDU NUFFIN! #FAKENEWS

>>138720320

"Big booty hoes, rock with it."

>>138720320
i will concede the presidency when christ returns.
i'm really just holding this chair warm for him.

>>138720320
Traps are gay. GAAAAAAAAAAAY!

>>138720320
"E.T disclosure comming, stay tuned."

And watch the world freak out.

>>138720390
the only logical solution. some would say a... final... solution

>>138720320
>>>/b/catalog

i declare civil war on non white america.

I hereby pardon Julian Assange

>>138720320
"Soon."


At 3AM.

>>138720320
Come meet me on reddit

>>138720320
"Traps are not gay"

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>>138720320
"I'm resigning today"

"Black pussy is the best pussy."

Antifa Commies need help leaving America?

>>138720320
Post the floor is child support meme.

>>138720320
Find Clinton and bring her to me! inb4 not your personal army. #YUGE

>>138720595
...with a picture of Soros, Hillary and/or Podesta

How do I stop the countdown if I accidentally pressed the nuke California button? Purely hypothetical...

The black American woman is God confirmed.

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>>138720320
'GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW'

>>138720320
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for American children.

Eeewwwww just found bill's porn stash in the oval office. This guy needs medical help. Sad!

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>>138720642
>d

>>138720642
Huh. Don't remember him promising to "repeat" Obamacare. Learn something new everyday.

Drain the (((swamp)))!!!

>>138720320
i'm that gorilla dick nigga i make dyke pussy wet

>>138720320
I'd tell the world my name and tell them I've got a massive cock.

So, listen here, Vladimir, i am seriously scared of what could happen if they discovered what happened with the votes.


HEY THIS ISNT MY PRIVATE CHAT

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traps are gay

By the way, has anyone noticed how since Reince resigned, there haven't been any leaks? Makes you think!

Holocaust = FAKE JEWS

German ideology is almost complete. Watch!

>>138720320

I have ordered our armed forces to bomb the Federal Reserve System.

>>138720320
Hitler did nothing wrong.

>'"reply to this tweet or..."

dumb frogposters

Melania's gunna be sore for a few days.
#supermalevitality

>>138720591
>>138720678
>>138720687
>>138720806

>>138720390
Fpbp

>>138720809
*mental help

Saleem Bradley is a.....

>>138720320
hungry niggers kill each other in chicago for pocket change. many such cases. sad

>>138720320
A 140 letter official order for the US military to round up all jews and deport them, disobeying will result in life imprisonment

(((An-Tea-Fa))) reeeeeeee!

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>>138720320
Pol is always right

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>>138721186
So basically gas the kikes race war now

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>>138720390
>14/88

Meh

>>138720320
In transgender call me Donna.

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>>138720320
Jews did 911

>>138720320
The Jews are to blame for most of the problems we have. Believe me!

>>138720320
We need a communist uprising so that when the commies get in to power, they can finally ruin society enough to redpill everyone.

Its just smells.

>>138720320
as much of the pledge of allegiance as i could fit in 140 chr

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Never forget

>>138720320
I pre pardon anyone for killing antifa and blm scum. MAGA!

TRAPS ARE GAY
Finally ending the debate once and for all

>>138720320
Prove Pedogate and I'll resign.

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>>138720320
>I'm about to kill myself; goodbye people of america
Just imagine the shitstorm and the headlines
wew the lefties are going to be so fucking happy for a couple of minutes, only to fall back in depression once the WH confirms that Trump is completely healthy

>>138720320
Hitler was right

>>138721911
Not bad

>>138721385
14 words are
We must secure the exsitence of our race and a future for white children

>>138720754
Nah, just him in a darkened Oval Office.

>>138720320
I have discovered the root cause of all of America's problems. It's the fucking niggers, as suspected. Action soon!

>>138721911
911 digits
This would be pretty cool desu.

"It's time."
And then wait.

O N E V O T E
N
E
V
O
T
E

>>138720320
"I am the Pig Lord"

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>>138720320
Why have you gone back on every promise you made during the election? Why is everyone who is not a Jew or a Democrat been forced out of your Administration? Shame. You will never be re elected.

Anthony Snowden is pardoned. Julian Assange can seek asylum here. Free speech is important. #HillaryisaCunt

After the recent events I've decided to resign the Presidency. Please welcome Ted Cruz as the new president of the United States of America!

>>138720320

Its the jews to blame, wordwar three is starting today

"Thank you #gamergate."

The West is dead, I drag a lifeless corpse in the hope that somehow his rotting carcass will someday animate.

Or maybe just "WE" for shits and giggles.

>>138721651
Yo what the actual fuck

>>138720320
Hi /pol/. Thanks for being useful idiots. Couldn't have pull it off without you. Shalom

They have a double who will replace me soon. Do not believe anything I might possibly say after this message. The White House is compromised.

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>>138720320

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump 4 seconds ago
I'M SOLVING THE CHINA PROBLEM. DO NOT LOOK AT THE SKY. IT WILL GET VERY BRIGHT.

Been reading deep into classified 9/11 files, not so sure about Israel being our greatest ally anymore.

HOL UP

>>138720320
Turns out I can save a lot from the budget by cutting off welfare benefits. #MAGA

>>138720320
I resign.

>>138720320
>>138722923
I've wondered how risky it is for Trump to make informal and wacky tweets constantly. If he ever got hacked no one would know it. And no one would find out because they'd be dead.

"thiccfags ruined /v/"

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>>138720320
FOR GREAT JUSTICE!

>>138720320
YOUR MOTHER
DIE
IN HER
SLEEP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tF1MN44O1vY

Everyone sleep comfy tonight.

No more welfare for BLACKS. Get off your asses and work! #lockyourdoorsfolks

Awww!~ *nuzzles you back and ounces on you and notices your bulge* OwO what's this..?

>>138720320
All your (dem) base are belong to US

>>138720320

If you think about it hitler did nothing wrong
He was really just tryna keep the race nice and strong

>>138720320
WTF I'm with her now

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>If you were given a phone logged into Trump's twitter and you could post ONE tweet - what would you say?
Are you guys ready to get drafted to Shitskinistan or North Gookea to fight a war for the Jew overlords?

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If you properly count the votes some of which are at 3/5ths of a vote I won the popular vote as well.

>>138720320
"Mosley should have been elected. Democracy is a failed system. Lindsay Graham is a big fag. Sad!"

>>138720320
Our volk together to take up the mantle of our ancestors, and lead ourselves to progress and god, for we mustn't become a minority.

Bill Clinton is a rapist

My anime reaction face folder is nearing 10000 images. Great!

>>138721385
they both mean the same thing though

>>138720320
"The Jewish people are controlling our government. I will deny tweeting this when questioned, perhaps replaced by a doppelgänger, but know it's true!"

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>>138721651
>the president and a select group of people know what he meant

/pol/ is always right

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>>138720320
>The US stands with Britain in her struggle against Bolshevism and terrorism.
If a president of the JewSA had said something like this back in the day it would have been a nice gesture. Or if one had at least admitted that we weren't really the bad guys. Just saying lads.
>Friendly reminder that the Irish were colonising Britain for centuries before we did anything to hurt them back.
>Friendly reminder that after they got btfo they suddenly became the victims.
>Friendly reminder that the potato famine was caused by stupidity on the part of the Irish. >Friendly reminder that the IRA wanted to create a Marxist-Leninist utopia.
>Friendly reminder that dumb burgers openly and unrepentantly funded literal commie terrorists.
>Friendly reminder that there has still been no apology for this.

14 words

>>138721651
....wat

>>138720320
They are attempting a coup. I declare martial law. Round them up!

>>138720320
I'm a blithering retard baby and everyone who ever supported me is a stupid cunt with no exceptions.

>>138726351
This

>My fellow Americans, following constants aggressions and rising military treats I follow the council of my military advisors to declare a quick full scale war on North.

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>>138720642

I'm the president. You're not. Suck my dick, you salty ass bitches.

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>>138720642
Hello fellow American

>>138720320
We are now returning Federal land back to Utah. Will allow a vote to approve reorg back to Deseret.

>>138720320
1945 worst year of my fucking life. lets try again in a year

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>>138720320
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.

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>>138720320
The new fragrance by Trump.

>>138720320
>"hi"
>let the unrelated liberal ramblings roll in

>>138720320
we should all take a moment to reflect upon the 14 words, and what we can do to support the white race

>>138720320
Jews are behind everything

I would short a shitty company's stock, then I would bad mouth them.

>>138720320
"Steve irwin declared honorary american Hero"

>have a look at this little bell curve right here

1v1 me deep wildy

>>138720320
>This thread

Top kek

>diversity is our strength

/pol/ would be hilarious to watch

>>138720320
Sorry to the people who voted for me. The swamp will not be drained because I'm a pussy and a coward

SKYKING SKYKING DO NOT RETWEET

>>138720478
Close

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>>138721651
arab here, this is retarded and not true

>>138720690
>find Clinton and bring her to me
Trump could've had Hillary arrested at any time.

It's been 8 months and he refuses to lock her up.

When will we all realize that he lied to us?

I just started ww3 a war to end degeneracy

If I were him I would just be spamming the term 'alt-left' all over the place. And also I would clearly and concisely call out the reemerging threat of communism through a written speech.

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>>138734152
Thanks faggot

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>>138720320

>>138720320
It's not gay if it's a feminine cock

>>138720390
brb church.

>>138734465
why do i always laugh at this

>>138720320

>somebody help, jews have taken over my administration!

>>138720390
oops. was meant for OP

>>138720320
>If you want your nation to get better use force.

>>138720320
Taxation is, in fact, theft.

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>>138720320
>>138720390
like this my brothers

>>138735041
Every single Trump tweet, top comment is some liberal shitting themselves red in the face

I would call for a Crusade since the Pope wont get off his fat ass

>>138734286
proofs.

Gas the kikes, race war now
#KillAllNiggers

>>138735123
>liberal
>(((stein)))
got a friend that says this
"all the jews are filthy communists"
really made me think

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>>138735288
اذا لم ترد على هذا البوست فستموت امك هذه الليله اثناء نومها يا زنجي

"I may have tiny hands, but they're just the right size for shinzou abe's wife"

Watch asian relations deteriorate

>>138720320
i would post this link:
http://www.trumptwitterarchive.com/

>''Come join me in an AMA thread on 4chan.org/pol/! [trip code]''

Then I make a thread with that trip code, and claim that any denial, even made publically by Trump, is just to save face infront of the establishment

>>138720320

twitter and faceberg are banning every logical conservatives views but they won't dare to ban me since i'm the one who gives them good traffic

>>138735712
fuck you, but I meant proof that those characters do not translate to cov fefe. Maybe it scripture you're not familiar with, maybe its kek arabic.

>>138737003
because google is retarded it took cov and turned to "sawf" and fefe to "akef" somehow. the correct word will be "sawf akef" not cov fefe not even close

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>>138736266
man that's kinda sad, someone needs to lock this niggas phone

>>138731790
I don't get it... t and s are switched. What's the meaning?

>>138720320
The Jews did nothing wrong.

>>138737003
>maybe its kek arabic
lets make this happen

>>138737438
that's because you're autistic

or legacy media

>>138720320
"TGSNT"

>>138720320
Just saw a thin person drinking a diet coke. Wow!

desu I can totally see why Kristen Stewart cheated on R Pattz now.

>Two Scoops
>Two Sides
>Two Genders
>Two Terms

Something he might not delete.

"I've seen the hidden truths. White genocide is real, and the jews are behind it. Pardons for anyone who solves this problem."

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>>138720320
"Just finished Culture of Critique by Kevin MacDonald. Great book btw. Answers yuge questions about how things are the way they are. Read it!"

>>138720320
I will be our first transgender president. Going through mtf surgery tonight. First woman president too. Progress!

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>>138720320
Podestaaaaaaa~

>>138720390
Came here to post this desu

/pol/ is always right

>>138738267
IT'S LITLER A F

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>I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw North Korea forever. We begin bombing in five minutes.

>>138720320
IT WILL HAPPEN WHEN THE WEATHER COOLS

>>138720320
It's not gay if it's a feminine penis.

8 YEARS BABY!!!

>>138720320
The jews are subverting us at all levels.
Government, academia, media, hollywood, business, international relations. They'll destroy me and likely my whole family for this, don't let them destroy yours.

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>>138721911
checked

Niggers tongue my anus

>>138720635
This is the correct answer.

>>138737438
sum ting wong wit yoo

>>138720320
"Jews in high places, many such cases!"

>>138720320

niggers tongue my anus

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>>138720320
"Gone Home is objectively shit, play Myst and Riven instead."

Am i allowed to post media? If so that would make it real easy

>>138720320
https://youtu.be/4eeGX4SlF1s
https://youtu.be/eHDDQVZ-A98
And https://youtu.be/OWhfKXPoSsM

>>138743522
Mods pls

>>138720320
treps r gei

>>138735041
>MUH
>NUCLEAR
>FUCKING
>CODES

are they really still harping on this?
I'd have thought that Media Matters would phase this phrase out once /pol/ started using it like copypasta

As I'm tweeting this, nukes are flying towards North Korea. I want that giant Hennessey collection that fat fuck's dead dad has. #NukeGooks #Hennesseyfordays

>>138720320
BillClintonisarapistinfowarsdotcom

>>138720320

I did it all for the nookie

>>138736266
>>138737397
fucking hell trump
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/146994336670822400

>>138720320
Willing to rise to the challenge of policy not because I want to, but because I know how the United States is losing it's good beings.

The left can't meme

Heading off to the operating room right now. Can't wait to become the first female president ever! #justgirlythings

>>138720642

>replace the swamp with my friends

lol. so funny. christianity was a mistake.

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This pic.

"Melania and I are rinsing out "Slates". Some people have never listen to The Fall. Sad!"

https://youtu.be/EbAx9y8pEiw

>>138720320
"Million Dollar Extreme never dies @MDENeverDies"

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To those who say lock her up. Can't charge clones with crimes they didn't commit. Sad!

>>138720320
GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW

>>138720320

RaHoWa

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"6,000,000 I mean come on, that's not even mathematically possible." @realdonaldtrump

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>>138722137

"Looks like some halal morrocan just ran over 20 fags in barcelona. Hope Colau got out with out any injuries. Sad!"

"It is now legal to kill drug dealers."

bazinga

>>138720320
Thank you 4chan for your patriotism and high energy. Couldn't have done it without you. God bless

"lol whom'st da F U C C eat ass?

>>138720320
>"That Putin better watch out! I am ordering my silos at the ready!"

Then have a laugh as high frequency trading computers spin into overdrive dumping stocks.

>>138720320
Traps are Gay

>>138720320

What part of "Law and Order President" do they not understand? #CommunistControlAct

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>>138734465
Top Zozzle

"Any good anime recommendations?"

>>138754143
jesus christ that webm made feel

>>138720320
>"Nonwhites are a disease upon the world and liberals are its brain tumor"

>>138720320
Lirwds

>>138720320
>Israel knew about 9/11 ahead of time. Check out the five dancers and the "art students".

we fought on the wrong side

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>>138720320
Fucking Jews