>white woman asking to be paid the same as more successful

2017

I don't think feminists understand what 'equality' actually means. I expected more from public school 'educated' women.

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>>138666141
Came a couple of years early I guess

This is probably one of her best jokes

>>138666591
It's the only one anon. The only one

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>>138666141
(((white)))

>>138666141
>Patrice O'Neals material
+
(((Vagina)))
=
Chapelle money


Women are funny get over it.

>>138666304

Its just a leverage tool for psychopaths at this point

>>138666141
Pay what she weigh nigga

>>138666240
first post accurate post

>>138666304

Women, even intelligent ones, are almost always irrational and illogical. It's the reason every serious civilisation in history stopped them from voting or being involved in politics.

>>138666141
>>unsuccessful white woman asking to be paid the same as more successful black men
Ftfy

"I have a smelly vagina" jokes aren't even funny for most women, but would never be funny for any men.

>>138666141
(((White woman)))? What is this the Charlottesville city council meeting?

>>138667189
You are talking about shit women though. There's plenty of good ones out there.

Is this thing actually a money maker? I thought she was just famous for her antics.

I can't imagine she has fans who go out of their way to watch her shows

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>>138666591
best post

>>138666141
I don't know who is less funny, Amy or Sarah Silverman. Both have at least one thing in common, they're a joke.

>>138666141
the only way they should pay her that much is for her to kill herself.

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>>138666141

>>138666141
She's already 'parallel thinking' 10 year old Chappelle jokes for her shit special so why not get paid as much right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6NuN5W_MPo

>>138666141
she's a fucking idiot. she tanks her own ratings and becomes a laughing stock of the comedic community and still thinks she can be involved.

if you do as good a job.

>tl;dr - she wants to be paid by the pound

>>138666141
Jewish pig is more appropriate

>>138666141
only fair, she does have a lot of mouth to feed

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>>138666141
>(((Amy Schumer)))
>white
>20 replies

>>138666304
>I expected more from public school 'educated' women.

...why?

>>138666304
like Jennifer Lawrence wanting to make as much as christian bale.
woman try and say their careers are on the same par

>I do the same job as other people who are much better, therefore I deserve their pay
>Hey, I may be a janitor but I work in a hospital just like that brain surgeon, I deserve his pay
Jesus Christ...Communist cunt.

>>138666304
>expected more from public school educated women
Frankly I'm surprised it hadn't hit rock bottom yet.

>>138666141
Netflix should pay her by the ratings she received

>>138666141
It's like some B-list actress insisting she be paid the same amount as Brad Pitt and George Clooney.

>>138666141
Here's a mind-blowing and outrageous idea:

Actually be as funny as Chappelle or Chris Rock instead of being a whiney cunt. I know, it's a crazy idea for a professional comedian to be funny.

pay her or else. you don't want to offend the leading dem senator.

>>138667672
My sister can ace medical exams like none other, but she's still an irrational idiot when it comes to discussions that make her emotional, like for instance 'equality'.
I have to refute her 25 ad hominems before she calls a draw.
It's relentless.

the joke is on all of you cause THEY AGREED AND PAID HER $20 MILLION

>>138669557

why don't men find her funny? is it because ... misogyny?

that is why we need systematic correction, instead of relying on free market.

>>138669791

it's bribery money to chuck shumer.

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>>138666141

>>138669791
>the joke is on all of you

The joke is on Netflix subscribers.

>>138667672
Every woman benefits from feminism.
Try arguing against it with one of those good girls, and watch how she reacts like a witch on her period.

>>138666591
FPBP

>>138669903
top kek

Pay the whale Netflix... or you'll regret it.

>>138667189
Women leaders is what has allowed islam to spread and take over the world. They are too caring and compassionate to make hard decisions.

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>>138666141
>HEY GUYS MY VAGINA SMELLS LIKE A FARM!
>Gib me Chris Rock money pls cause patriarchy
Im not sure whether to laugh or vomit

>>138666141
it's not really just that they're black, Amy Schumer just isn't funny at all

she accepted to be an extra on judge judy... maybe be lucky you're still getting paid to do any of this

>>138667017
we can't afford that kind of cost-of-living are u crazy?

I one stared that shit

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I think id rather fuck rock and chappelle than watch her standup.

>>138666591
Thanks for sharing your win my friend

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>>138666751
don't forget-

>i love getting pounded by big black veiny hairy throbbing cocks

>>138670086
Chris rock is shit.
Has he done anything memorable?

>>138670214
she's the reason netflix got rid of stars

>>138666591
Fourth post best post

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>>138666141
#HPVlivesmatter

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>>138666591

>>138666141
"le jews are white meme"
No.

>>138668478
Is that real? if so she has rather nice tits with nice areola's

>>138670369
They haven't removed them for me, they just rigg them now.
Once upon a time in the west had 2 stars and her stand up had 4 star, when I knew it used to have 1 star.

>be a woman
>insist that Burger King pay you the same as Gordon Ramsay

>>138669820
does anyone find her funny?
my dog left the room when I tried to watch her special.

>>138666141
That poor fat land whale.

>>138669613
Call her out, don't reason or be patient with them. Mock them first for their emotional perclivities to take her off her high horse. You can't reason with women

>>138670367
Everybody hates Chris was kinda funny but it was mostly because of Terry Crews, Rochelle and the little nigglet so I guess you're right

>>138669613
>your emotions don't dictate reality
Every time, yet to fail.

>>138670086
the correct response is gas

>>138670367

He had some good standup from the 90's. He is kind of your typical leftist now ever since Obama and Bush years

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>>138667017

... and now you triggered the Jewess into eating herself more money.

>>138669935
>Every woman benefits from feminism.

No they don't.
Plenty of woman get shit on, harassed, threatened and black listed by feminists for not "Acknowledging their internalized misogyny" and any one who wants to take on a more traditional female role is chastized and demonized. Why? Because modern feminism is about choice....So long as your choices fit their narrative.

>>138669613
Exams are just reciting rote knowledge that don't require any original thinking just memorization and regurgitation, that is why females excel at them. Forcing females to be original on the other hand...

>>138666141
Like the SU women's soccer team who demanded equal pay to the men.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/60-minutes-women-soccer-team-usa-gender-discrimination-equal-pay/
But these same women lose to FC Dallas under-15 boys squad.
https://www.cbssports.com/soccer/news/a-dallas-fc-under-15-boys-squad-beat-the-u-s-womens-national-team-in-a-scrimmage/

>>138667672
I don't give a shit how 'good' you think a woman is, don't give her any power or let her near politics. She'll fuck everything up for everyone.

>>138670084

women have rape fantasies, and they don't really care the destruction of their tribes, they can just open their legs.

>>138666141

>produces a Netflix special so putrescent that it sets back the narrative that women are just as funny by several years
>"I want to be paid just as much as these comedians who have been putting out consistently critically acclaimed material for years now"

Is it no self-awareness, no shame, or both?

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>>138666141
Oink.

>>138671268
*Like the US women's soccer team

>>138669791
>implying I pay for Netflix/watch anything with Amy schumer in it

>>138671102
>not every woman benefits from no-fault divorce
It's not an absolute, there are far more drawbacks to feminism for women than there are benefits and by God are they gonna learn that the hard way, but that doesn't change the fact it's helped all women.
Affirmative action is part of it too.

>>138666591
URUGUAY BEST GUAY
captcha: bateman auch

>>138670586
Damnit why she have to go and give me a boner

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>>138666591

>>138670367

>Has he done anything memorable?

his standup in the 90's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3PJF0YE-x4

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>>138666591
Amy The Whale btfo

>>138666141
(((white women)))

>>138669903
She wasnt that ugly without that mantle of fat

>>138669791
Who cares I don't pay or watch kikeflix

Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle are actually funny, probably has a lot to do with it.

I cant blame that hack for trying to get the most money. Im more annoyed that netflix bent over and took it instead of tell her to kick rocks.

>>138670367

He's basically comedy Al Sharpton at this point, but at least he's capable of being funny.

>>138666141

The difference being in five years people will still go see Rock and Chappelle preform. Nobody will give a shit about Schumer.

>>138666591
GUAYtest post ITT

>>138666141
Unfunny whale should be paid what she's worth. She's just lucky """female comics""" are in right now. I wouldn't pay her 20 to suck my dick.

>>138672124

Maybe they'll realize they're a business and not an advocacy group and not invite her to another special if she's going to demand the same rates as top-tier comedians. But then, Netflix is pretty loose with their money, so who knows.

http://www.latimes.com/business/hollywood/la-fi-ct-netflix-debt-spending-20170729-story.html

>>138666141
Amy, just because you weigh as much as those dudes doesn't mean you're worth as much, honey.

>>138670367
He's a nigger without a low voice.

>>138671983
being plainly awful appealed to her more than being solidly mediocre

>>138666141
She's probably the funniest comedian of all time. Why would they pay her less than men? The patriarchy is so ridiculous and oppressive.

>>138666591
Congrats at winning the thread.
Please be more timely next time though, 4th post in an embarrassment.

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>>138666141
Why can't roasties understand supply and demand? If she wants more money, draw a larger audience.

>>138666141
Amy schumer - would anyone bum her?

>>138666141
Only way she getting that is if she did shows at sea world

>>138673706
She'd eat all the trainers due to not receiving enough fish and claim it was the patriarchys fault

>>138669903
that about sums it up

are there any pics of skinnier Amy?

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>138670586
perfectly round areolas or ones that don't fade into natural skin tone is how you can tell they're augmented or lifted. about 99% reliable

>>138666304
Equality = privilege

>>138666141
Not white. A kike

>>138674661
nice pasta

>>138671024
I hope that's photoshopped.

She's hideous.

>>138674402
>jewmer
>skinny
>ever

everyone i have a serious question

if i were to drink two beers really fast would i get buzzed

>>138675787
yes usually, unless you're a big guy...

>>138666141
Chinese year of the pig

>>138676078
...... for u.......

>>138666141
She actually looks attractive there wtf do i love pigs now?

>>138677390
>attractive

Kermit, is that you?

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>>138666141
Imagine that flabby fucking arm putting you into a headlock under her stubble crusted armpit, while screaming "gibbs me dat cash, I'm funny too"

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>>138666591

>>138679196
>Implying those are the arms of Lesnar.
As if some random fat white chick could have arms as wide and bulky and veiny and ...oh...You know what, nvm.

>>138671842
why is her face both so cute and yet also looks like a fucking sims character emoting like what the fuck some wacky shit going on with her face

>>138669613
i understand your pain Lasse
although in my case its my mother

>>138666240
>>138666304
>>138666580
delete this
>>138666591
fpbp

>>138671102
Not really anon, ask any woman on the street if she's pro feminist and she'll say yes.

>>138679196
Mmmmm that looks like a nice shoulder of pork.

DUDE VAGINAS LMAO

fake news, nice source

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If there were a comedy Olympics, the US would send Dave and Chris as part of our 5 member team. Amy is a cunt who we've been told, indeed commanded, to love by our media overlords. People just aren't buying it. She's not that great. I don't hate her. She should be able to work and try her best, but she's no where near the level of Dave and Chris.

Maybe this is her way of quitting comedy while being able to blame (((someone))) else

>>138666141
did they give it to her?

>>138670586
This is big if true.

>>138666141
This is unironically how feminism started.

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how can this happen she's way funnier than them

>>138671102
correction, WHITE women benefit from feminism.

>>138666141
>demanding to be paid for other comedian's content

>>138666141
>wanting 20 million fucking dollary doos per special
>after her last batch of tortured descriptions of her stinky snatch all bombed into oblivion

If only the ghost of patrice o'neal could rise up from the piano crate they buried him in and go strangle this talentless cunt.

she isn't white you fucking retard

SHE IS A FUCKING JEW

FUCK YOU

>>138688199
See, if a girl said this to you in person, you would laugh. Not because it's funny, but because you're super uncomfortable and need a release.

She doesn't understand that people laugh for different reasons and that nobody wants to feel uncomfortable in there own home because of a sow

>>138688199
Better her shit goes up her vagina than end up on a Netflix special.

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>>138666141

Feminist truly have no fucking understand of how economy works. Why would they pay her the same as people who bring a lot more revenue to a company?


Fucking retarded.

Actors very specifically understand the idea that you can be paid on value rather than just "doing the same work for the same pay."
They would understand this much more than useful idiots that think about their wages at shit-kicker jobs were one person is arguably the same value as another person doing the same job.
So when Amy Schumer does something like this you must not attribute this to her simply being dumb.
Schumer is a "lifetime actor." What I mean by that is everything she does off-screen is part of her job helping Jew up our culture and world.

>>138666141
saged and reported for the following reasons:
>not politics
>1 post by this ID, proving it's a slide thread
>you bumped a potentially interesting thread off the catalog by starting this thread, and made the world a slightly worse place to live
>you called a Jew a "white woman"

>>138666141
I actually think Amy is genuinely funny.

Theres a lot of sour grapes here.

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>>138675002
It isn't...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amy_Schumer:_The_Leather_Special

>>138672077
>Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle are actually funny
were funny,, pre obama, now they suck as bad as she does

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>>138696100
Dave Chappelle got WOKE. He'll become funny again once there are enough hoteps around that you can do an act related to it.

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>>138668478
Seriously though kinda cute nip nole on that titty.

>>138696720
lel mole i mean

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>>138669791
Can't get access to any good movies, but can give 20 million to some unfunny bitch.

>>138671024
>amy schumer being chased by a salad

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>>138666141
Why do normies think this bitch is funny? For that matter why do normies think chris rock is funny? All he does is yell and say nigger a lot.

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>>138666141
is this the same Amy "Stealing Jokes from Funnier Blokes" Schumer?

https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=4eDxjxVl8S0

28 minutes of stolen material, to be paid the same as those whose jokes she stole?

>>138666141
This chick is nowhere as good as Dave chapelle

>>138666141
amy schumer used to be funny, now her jokes consist of fat shaming her self

I think we should reduce her to porn. I'd watch Amy Schumer: Gangbang Chronicles

>>138670586
Yeah, but it disguises how much they sag.

>>138666141
lol

>>138684602
This bitch so fat, her hands are dying!

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>>138698200
Disgusting

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>>138666141
she's going to age well.

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>>138666141
>my pussy...... smel like....small barn animal lolololololol
>PAY UP

>>138666141

wow that's true racism

there's no affirmative action in comedy and
Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle hit it big long before we went full leftarded

now this white cunt is demanding that blacks arn't allowed to succeed more than her?

A rational company would tell her to fuck off. But Netflix is part of Hollywood so they'll probably cave just to virtue signal

dude but what about her PUSSY what does her PUSSY think about this
braaappp

>>138666141
She's not even that funny.

>>138698460
Bill Burr pre marriage is where it's at. Watch his Conan shit. Tops

>>138698460
Take that back nigger. Rock is good.

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>>138666591

cleva

>>138666141
Chris Rock and Dave Chappel both probably pull in more revenue than Amy Schumer, and I am sure that they are paid more in accordance with that fact.

>>138666591

Top bantz

>>138666141
You'd think this fat bitch would keep her mouth shut for a while and let that disaster of a "comedy" special be forgotten.

>>138690510
>See, if a girl said this to you in person, you would laugh.

I would probably smirk to show fake interest but it would make me feel uneasy and i would try to leave the situation asap.

If a guy did the same jokes the same thing would happen. Shes a fat and annoying Dane Cook. At least Dane Cook wasn't disgusting to look at.

>>138666591
Lmao.

>>138666141
How many people go around quoting old Chappelle or Chris Rock jokes?

How many go around quoting Schumer's jokes?

I think that shows what they are all worth.

>>138669791
Jokes on Netflix as I doubt they got that revenue back anyway.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>white

>>138666141

What, does she think they pay by the pound?

>woman negotiates better salary
>someone writes article about it making her look like a cunt

Why? This is the one time I'd say just leave Amy Schumer the fuck alone. Nothing wrong with negotiating a better salary.

>tfw Amy has bugger arms than me

>>138666141
WHY NOT?

> SHE TELLS THE SAME JOKES ....

>>138666591

WINRAR

>>138666141
She needs to pull a Rachel Dolezal

>>138668478
Amy Schumer looked disgusting, pancake nipples protruding in her black dress before me, very, very disrespectful.

>>138669613

Women are only good at memorizing

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>>138699226
>amy schumer used to be funny
Get Out

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>>138666591

Equal pay for equal work.. Isn't that what them feminists usually say?

She want that Chappelle money? Get on that Chappelle level.

She is much less funny than chapelle. Chapelle show was great the nigger family sketch was perfect.

>>138666141
>Never stop your enemy when making a mistake.
The left will eat itself

>>138666141
She should have insisted Netflix pay her by the pound.

>Every single dingus normie says she's funny
>you ask why
>get no good response

if she was a dude Amon schumer would be called out instantly for being an unfunny, joke stealing thief. Just like Mencia.

>>138666304

> US public school
> educated

choose one