If you can grow a decent beard do not shave it, you are submitting

Then why do feminine numales all have beards?

Its not only the beard you need to compensate with a large physique as well otherwise you will end up looking like a nu male and only further empowering satan.

Does mel Gibson have the most bad ass beard in Hollywood? I've swear I've never seen sun a bad adss beard

>>138601871
Being attractive looking is feminine. No beach muscles.

>>138602045
Shut up fatty, being attractive is not feminine. Just because youre half abo does not mean we can look good.

>>138601868
They really do. Especially the fat ones. Maybe it's because a beard creates the false impression of a strong jaw.

Also, Muslims have mandatory beards.

>>138601789

Boys need to work on themselves hard. Growing a bear or a stache doesn't make you a "man".

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>>138601868
They LARP like feminists LARP as 50s feminine wives while begging their husbands to cut their cocks off.

>>138601789
but men, u do need to groom and take care of your beards

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>>138602371
Absolutely.

Before women and (((corporations))) convinced men they needed to (((purchase))) razors and shaving cream and aftershave and all kinds of stupid shit, men were still men.

Even now (((they))) are trying to move into the market selling bearded men all kinds of stupid bullshit, they're not happy about it because razors cost more than a few drops of oil or pinches of wax, but they're trying.

And if you're worried of people thinking you're religious, you're an out and out pussy. Letting the fear of what others think dictate your god given beard is straight up vaginal.

>>138601969
I'll just leave this here:

http://mileswmathis.com/mel.pdf

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From The Cryptonomicon, Neal Stephenson.

> Charlene has recently finished a scholarly article, deconstructing beards. In particular, she was aiming at beard culture in the Northern California high-tech community—Randy’s crowd. Her paper began by demolishing, somehow, the assumption that beards were more "natural" or easier to maintain than clean-shavenness—she actually published statistics from Gillette’s research department comparing the amount of time that bearded and beardless men spent in the bathroom each day, proving that the difference was not statistically significant. Randy had any number of objections to the way in which these statistics were gathered, but Charlene was having none of it. "It is counterintuitive," she said.

cont'd

>>138603617
> She was in a big hurry to move on to the meat of her argument. She went up to San Francisco and bought a few hundred dollars’ worth of pornography at a boîte that catered to shaving fetishists. For a couple of weeks, Randy couldn’t come home in the evening without finding Charlene sacked out in front of the TV with a bowl of popcorn and a Dictaphone, watching a video of a straight razor being drawn along wet, soapy flesh. She taped a few lengthy interviews with some actual shaving fetishists who described in great detail the feeling of nakedness and vulnerability shaving gave them, and how erotic that was, especially when freshly shaved areas were slapped or spanked. She worked up a detailed comparison of the iconography of shaving-fetishist porn and that of shaving-product commercials shown on national TV during football games, and proved that they were basically indistinguishable (you could actually buy videotapes of bootleg shaving-cream and razor ads in the same places that sold the out-and-out pornography).
> She pulled down statistics on racial variation in beard growth. American Indians didn’t grow beards, Asians hardly did, Africans were a special case because daily shaving gave them a painful skin condition. "The ability to grow heavy, full beards as a matter of choice appears to be a privilege accorded by nature solely to white males," she wrote.
> Alarm bells, red lights, and screaming klaxons went off in Randy’s mind when he happened across that phrase.

cont'd

>>138603681
> "But this assertion buys into a specious subsumption. ‘Nature’ is a socially constructed discourse, not an objective reality [many footnotes here]. That is doubly true in the case of the ‘nature’ that accords full beards to the specific minority population of northern European males. Homo sapiens evolved in climatic zones where facial hair was of little practical use. The development of an offshoot of the species characterized by densely bearded males is an adaptive response to cold climates. These climates did not ‘naturally’ invade the habitats of early humans—rather, the humans invaded geographical regions where such climates prevailed. This geographical transgression was strictly a sociocultural event and so all physical adaptations to it must be placed in the same category—including the development of dense facial hair."
> Charlene published the results of a survey she had organized, in which a few hundred women were asked for their opinions. Essentially all of them said that they preferred clean-shaven men to those who were either stubbly or bearded. In short order, Charlene proved that having a beard was just one element of a syndrome strongly correlated to racist and sexist attitudes, and to the pattern of emotional unavailability so often bemoaned by the female partners of white males, especially ones who were technologically oriented.
> "The boundary between Self and Environment is a social con[struct]. In Western cultures this boundary is supposed to be sharp and distinct. The beard is an outward symbol of that boundary, a distancing technique. To shave off the beard (or any body hair) is to symbolically annihilate the (essentially specious) boundary separating Self from Other . . ."
> And so on. The paper was rapturously received by the peer reviewers and immediately accepted for publication in a major international journal. Charlene is presenting some related work at the War as Text conference:

cont'd

>>138603755
> "Unshavenness as Signifier in World War II Movies." On the strength of her beard work, three different Ivy League schools are fighting over who will get to hire her.
> Randy does not want to move to the East Coast. Worse yet, he has a full beard, which makes him feel dreadfully incorrect whenever he ventures out with her. He proposed to Charlene that perhaps he should issue a press release stating that he shaves the rest of his body every day. She did not think it was very funny. He realized, when he was halfway over the Pacific Ocean, that all of her work was basically an elaborate prophecy of the doom of their relationship.
> Now he is thinking of shaving his beard off. He might do his scalp and his upper body, while he’s at it.
> He is in the habit of doing a lot of vigorous walking. By the standards of the body nazis who infest California and Seattle, this is only a marginal improvement over (say) sitting in front of a television chain-smoking unfiltered cigarettes and eating suet from a tub. But he has stuck to his walking doggedly while his friends have taken up fitness fads and dropped them. It has become a point of pride with him, and he’s not about to stop just because he is living in Manila.
> But damn, it’s hot. Hairlessness would be a good thing here.

end.

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>>138603681
>> She pulled down statistics on racial variation in beard growth. American Indians didn’t grow beards, Asians hardly did, Africans were a special case because daily shaving gave them a painful skin condition. "The ability to grow heavy, full beards as a matter of choice appears to be a privilege accorded by nature solely to white males," she wrote.

>>138601789
For some reason I feel stronger without a beard.

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>>138603755
>n short order, Charlene proved that having a beard was just one element of a syndrome strongly correlated to racist and sexist attitudes, and to the pattern of emotional unavailability so often bemoaned by the female partners of white males, especially ones who were technologically oriented.

>>138603977
>>138604089
I'm not sure if The Cryptonomicon is a /pol/ favorite but it should be.

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Anyblow testosterone cuck can grow a beard these days. Real men have long hair, as it is required for you to have high testosterone in order to not be bald. That's why you see all these sjw with beards but they are balding.

>>138604454

Just fucking stop 99% of you are fucking hideous and you don't look good either way with or without a beard or long hair

>>138602789
It was basically the modern western armies the ones that enforced the idea that men need to be shaved, it wasn't corporations nor women. The idea behind that was the same as why men shouldn't have long hair, to avoid parasites and fleas, so common on the trenches and warfare situations where thousands of men are crowded and dirty.

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>>138604635
>t. average brit

>>138604635
/thread

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Disdain for barbarians

>>138601789
>grow beard
Islam's slippery slope.

Mel is an idiot.

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>>138601789
that's just dumb.

>>138601789
beards are what nu-males do to feel masculine
actual men go to the gym

>>138604775
Once we developed soap and water it became a corporation game.

Anyway do what you want, but at least consider why you do it.

Hmm I had a late puberty but recently my beard has been developing significantly, not sure if I should let it grow out though because then I might look like a disgusting hipster leftist fag. I also have a very big chin and wide jaw so is it really needed to grow a beard? Mine hasn't filled out quite yet and I'm 21, does this mean I am low T? I am very tall and quite muscular but not sure if that has anything to do with testosterone

>>138602262
This. If we have to live on this gay Earth we may aswell look good doing it. But fuck off with your beards. Clean shaven to show your loyalty to the Empire and willingness to be a true Roman, not a filthy savage who can't even find a razor.

>>138604930
He understands how to structure a plot so that a movie is interesting the whole way through, which is more than can be said for at least half of Hollywood now.

>>138605196
He also hates fags and jew which is quite unique for a hollywood actor/director

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Started working out the day after Trump’s inauguration. Down 45 pounds and decent muscle growth. Started growing out my beard about two months ago. Also 6’5 so once I’m jacked and have a dope beard I’ll be tall, jacked, bearded, sexy with a hot Brazilian wife that I met in February. Basically, Trump saved my life.

>>138601868
Faggots over 35 have to have beards because it's what Daddy chasers are looking for. You can't change your age, and you've got to work with what you've got.

>>138601789
This. Shaved cucks gtfo. "B-but some numales have beards as wel" you let your appearance be dictated by numales? Gtfo

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>>138605779

GROOMING YOURSELF IS FEMININE. STOP FALLING FOR THE CLEANING JEW. STOP FALLING FOR THE HAIRCUT JEW. STOP FALLING FOR THE FLUORIDE JEW. STOP FALLING FOR THE PORCELEIN JEW. STOP FALLING FOR THE SANITATION JEW.

>>138606081
don't forget the toilet paper jew or the shower jew

>>138605177
>tfw pure teuton/norman blood traced back to 920 AD

Fuck your empire. Heil Europa

>>138605172
It does and you probably need to swap genders, Swen.

>>138606246
>Not showing flag

Until you show flag you are a nigger my friend

>>138601789
His beard is fucking gorgeous

I can grow a beard, but I don't like the way it grows in. So, I just keep a mustache and chin shit.

>>138606272
I would not make a very convincing tranny with my square jaw and physique, plus I'm very tall so...guess I'll just have to stay low T man. Should I inject testosterone and trenbolone?

>>138606329
Meh. Leaf flag, why would i want to show it? Opa and Oma moved here after wwii, escaping east berlin.

>>138605945

I'd rather people mistake me as a muslim than a cuck

I look better clean shaven cause you can see my jawline

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>>138601789
Interesting because most millennial faggots I see have beards

LOOKING like a man doesnt make you a self reliant man, you goddamned child

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Still waiting for anyone to provide a sensible reason why god and/or evolution would grace a minority of men with great beards if they should simply be removed

>>138601789

Beards are for people without a strong jaw line. In addition to that, you need to be clean shaven for a tight seal with a gas mask.

>>138601789
You and the majority of men do not look good with a beard.
Manlets grow them to make up for their lack of height and look like an extra from The Hobbit.
People with weak chins or double chins try to use them to hide their defects.
Beards do not make up for skinny arms, legs, rounded shoulders or puny chests.
Just get your lazy ass to the gym or buy some home weights instead of looking like a homeless guy.

>>138606521
It is easier to get your sex changed than testosterone injections legally.

>>138601789
why would i want to look like rabbi gibson?

>>138606675
This
Jawlets grow out beards to give the impression of a strong jaw.
I look more masculine than most faggots with facial hair because I've got a very angular face.
Thanks genes

>>138606749
Does estrogen cause you to become so aggressive with ad hominems?

Such emotional outbursts from the female male.

>>138601789
beard is a nu-male trend, shaving is currently more manly

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Your white? Have a beard? You're a muslim. Especially numales, the old guys get a free pass.
Army guys grew beards because local population would want to kill them or have fiki fiki otherwise.
pic related, beard and hat always backwards so he looks like a fucking mudslime

>>138601789
betabeards atre the worst, fashstache is where it's at.

>>138601789
beardlet here
feelsbadman

>>138601789

good post

shaving is making a woman of yourself, /pol/

>>138601868

some leftists eat organic healthy food too. not everything leftists do is wrong, and most leftist males don't have beards

>>138606777
Depends what doctor you go to.

>>138604454
Thats my doppelganger

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Give me some beard tips, /pol/
I can barely grow some scraggly hair all over

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>But Muslims have beards so checkmate White European Men. Guess you better shave your beard (if you are the minority who can grow one) and join the ranks of women and children and other races who lack the divine gifts.

>>138601789
I have enough testosteronic characteristics to not need a beard to show I'm not a woman

it never occured to you beardless cucks that it is possible to grow a ears AND hit the gym? Only 1 % of men look strong or intimidating without a beard. The rest just look like BETA pussies even if they work out.

>>138601789
I wore a beard for years, then they became trendy. Worn ironically by nu-males.

Now I shave.

>>138601789
>you are submitting to the feminization of society.
Like Alexander and the Romans?

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>yeah but this guy at starbucks. I'm sure there's no reason that god and or evolution decreed that the wise men who created the thought that created western civilization had beards, that there are no women among them, no children, few beardless faces, I'm sure it's a coincidence and nature and god had no reason to grant a minority of men with beards. The simple fact the Bible, Torah and Koran all say not to shave your beard is irrelvant because even if Christians advocate something you can't do it if Jews and Muslims do it.

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>2017
>removing hair from the body

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>>138601789
Really..... This is the lastest Swedish fashion. All the femboys looks like this too....

>>138607808
Do you think that's a 'decent beard'?

I chose the word decent carefully but it seems to be beyond the comprehension of most

>>138607965
>Do you think that's a 'decent beard'?
Thats a well groomed beard. Fuck Santa and his kind

>>138602789
I've had a halfway decent beard since 18..I am 26 now and only did enough "grooming" to not look scraggly

>>138607965
Its a neckbeard, if you cant grow a real beard then dont do like that idiot and still try. Clean shaven works alot better than that disgusting thing.

>>138603977
They used to believe white men were a more mature race because of our ability to grow beards

>>138607965
It's patchy and unkempt. It looks more like he couldn't be arsed to shave for 2 weeks rather than he was actually trying to grow a beard.

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>>138603977
>She pulled down statistics on racial variation in beard growth. American Indians didn’t grow beards, Asians hardly did, Africans were a special case because daily shaving gave them a painful skin condition. "The ability to grow heavy, full beards as a matter of choice appears to be a privilege accorded by nature solely to white males," she wrote.

>>138608104
That literally just the beginning of a beard. Growing a beard takes time. Some beards look thicker or fuller than others earlier on msotly because of coloration. Patchy beards are the mark of young men. Any one can grow a "decent" beard quite easily by just never removing any of the hair from their body ever. It's literally as easy as not doing anything for a few months to a year depending on how fast your hair grows which is mostly depending on diet and exercise.

>>138605368
this guy looks like he fucks dudes

>>138608431
>anyone can grow a decentg beard
No they cannot and im sorry you cant but dont fool yourself waking around thinking your neckbeard looks decent, just shave and be proud of yourself.

>>138602350
full hipster accessory kit on her!

>>138603977
>hasn't heard of the middle east

>>138601789
same goes for mustaches in the military

>>138601789
I have trichotillomania though dude, my brain short circuits and causes me to forcefully extract muh hair. :(

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>>138601789
I wear a mustache, just like my father and his father did. Every numale has a beard to cover their weak chins. You need to be a man to wear a stache without looking like some kind of creepy hipster pedo faggot.

>>138606675
Me too
>t. Chad razor jaw

dfw my beard makes me look like an Assyrian God of War. Your move beardless cucks

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>>138601789
>tfw can't grow more anything than face pubes
I-I didn't want a beard anyway