Vivid RuneScape gamer Angela Merkel is freshening up her campaign

>>138573956
nothing kids find cooler than some wrinkled old had who floods their streets with kiddy rapists

>>138574170
i love how accurate this post is

>>138573956
She's fucking dead she cannot do anything to win the elections

>>138574170
>>138574222
Fpbp and trips of truth

>>138574170

You think she has her fishing skill cape?

Not gonna lie, former East-German here, I like Schulz' concept of a new Europe.

>>138573956
>I p-played runescape once
sad!

>>138574282
>She's fucking dead she cannot do anything to win the elections
She is polling at 40%. 40%, man. Show me another party in Europe which polls at 40%. You won't find any.

>>138573956
if a politician tried that here it would have the opposite effect, id rather see a politician be boring but genuine than 'hip' and fake

>>138573956
Tfw im from cologne and reading this while taking a poo

How about instead of pretending she cares/knows about gaming in Cologne she offers a fucking apology for what she let happen in Cologne with her beloved rapefugees?

>>138574556
if you import your voters, you win

>>138574556
>She is polling at 40%. 40%, man. Show me another party in Europe which polls at 40%. You won't find any.
Are you retarded? Most political parties in Europe poll below 40%, considering Europe doesn't use a two party system.

>>138573956
>She doesn't know about all the virgin(rightly so) Nazi weeaboo video-gamers
This will be interesting. I wonder how much they'll control the crowd to simulate a positive reaction. It reminds me of Hillary's campaign and her staged speeches with "public's questions".

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>>138573956
>tfw can't tell whether it's hubris or desperation
https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=YttscNOoAjA
>tfw it's always hubris

>>138574282
haha. she has allready won

>implying germans do not ruin vidya as well
name ONE game that is not forklift/train/goat/driver simulator made by germany
>PROTIP: you can't

>>138574873
>Most political parties in Europe poll below 40%, considering Europe doesn't use a two party system.
Germany doesn't use a two party system. So my point stands. Show me a party in Europe which polls at 40%.

Also, even the Tories in the UK don't poll at 40% right now!

>>138575086
them and the ruskies do make the best simulators

>>138575045
We'll see turkroach, my cousin isn't gonna vote for her

>>138575086
Gothic

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What anime does this cunt even watch anyways? Doesn't she wanna ban anime for sexual content?
>Vote for me kids, everything you love will be illegal soon anyways

>>138575086
That's a good fucking point.

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>>138575086
>name ONE game that is not forklift/train/goat/driver simulator made by germany
The Patrician was a nice German title in the 1990s. I played it and got rich as a merchant in the North. Started with getting wine and spices from French and Belgian northern cities and got them to Germany - Germans loved this shit and paid top Guilders!

>>138575439
You were a truly hanseatic jew!

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>>138575389
>What anime does this cunt even watch anyways?
She likes South Park.

>>138575333
Bro, if you had any clue about german politics. than you would realise that she will win again and that there are actually no fucking alternatives.
AFD is just controlled opposition, just like the NPD.
The FDP just wants to box through the interests of their rich voter base, SPD is dying, Linke just wants more fugees and more state surveillance.

Were done, we need another Kristallnacht and nothing else if something is supposed to change.

>>138573956

I bet she doesn't even own a katana, what a poser

>>138573956
Germany died at the end of WW2. F

>>138575086
Name ONE good game from Poland

>inb4 the Witcher
LMAO dumbed down casual shit for mouthbreathers

>>138575086
>>138575380
Better rpg than witcher will ever be, by a longshot.'
Also Crysis and Far cry were german.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Video_games_developed_in_Germany
Have a look here Pawel.

>>138575617
Sounds like you goys need a fuher

>>138575698
>Name ONE good game from Poland
The Witcher

>>138575380
Mein Neger.

>>138574170

Reminds me of Hillary and her "Pokemon Go to the polls!"

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>>138575646
>I bet she doesn't even own a katana, what a poser
HAHAHA, you are wrong.

She is also into robotics. Think about it, she has a PhD in physics. She is the true game here, she really understands nerds because... she is one!

>>138575728
>crysis
>far cry
>german
Those are turkish.

>>138575752
It's a fucking movie game. It's everything which is wrong with vidya nowadays.
The only good games all come out of Japan anyway.

>>138575844
Witcher is based on the book.
You would know that if you read books

>>138575886
Doesnt change that its a movie game with barely any gameplay.

>>138575737
Know any good ones? because I dont.

Another question for all the gothic players here.
I bought g3 when it came out, tried it and it was a giant bugfest. Did the community patch it good?
I remember that the gothic community was really big on the community patches, the big ass patch for g2 + addon made the game even better.

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When she gets up on stage, somebody should show that clip of her throwing away the german flag on the big screen behind her

>>138575117
How?

Why are German boomers so cucking brainwashed?

>>138575826
>Those are turkish.
There's a difference between turkish and german?

>>138575956
Okay. Have a schnitzel, Hans

>>138575956
t. poorfag with an emachines laptop

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>>138575999
>When she gets up on stage, somebody should show that clip of her throwing away the german flag on the big screen behind her
She is even faster than Bush jr., you know that, right?

>>138573956
Doesn't matter, they will rig the election as usual.

>>138576040
>>138576064
If I want to watch movie, I'd rather watch a movie

>>138575698
>>138575752
>>138575844
Painkiller
Bulletstorm
Observer
This War of Mine

>>138576003
Election fraud. The stats are all cooked, it is very well-known. So well-known, in fact, that I must ask how new you are.

We literally have fraud scandals every single election. It's also why people don't vote anymore.

I want to say this is worse than Hillary and the Pokemon Go joke, but Germans are turbo-cucked so it doesn't matter.

>>138575956
have you played it? for me is the best vidya

>>138576029
Yes. Difference like day and night. They are completely incompatible. Even our politicians said so before you blackmailed us into taking them anyway.

Thanks again for that!

>>138576128
H-HAYAI

>>138576279
Thats your own fault Germany, mostly your fault for shoving europe with that filth as well

>>138576274
I'm not playing such movie-games anymore. The gameplay in it is for fucking retards.

>>138575086
Gothic came from there so it's alright. Too bad there wasn't much content past the sequel but I guess that's for the better.

>>138576368
>Thats your own fault Germany, mostly your fault for shoving europe with that filth as well
Newfags gonna newfag.

We're not a sovereign state. We're still occupied. You think we can just invite browns and destroy Europe nilly-willy on our own?

Nah, man. Just nah. Read the 2+4 Agreement. You'll nuke us if we don't play along with your insane plans.

>>138576501
I'm just hoping that Merkel invited all the browns just so they are closer to the ovens when the Fourth Reich rises

>>138573956
>the 63-year-old German leader and anime fan
which anime?
Pokemon GO to the polls?

>>138576603
>Merkel
she's from a generation when the brainwashing, guilt instilling jewry woulda been in overdrive

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>>138573956
>Will she be cosplaying?
She would make great Scotia from Lands of Lore.

>>138576370
> I don't care about writing or plot so it's retarded! Retarded and gay!
> t. anon that conveniently forgets to mention what he plays instead that's so good

>>138576816
Nazis don't read books, they burn them.

>>138573956
>why does she look like she just stole candy from a baby and no one knows she's the thief in that pic?

>>138576603
Yeah man, a Polish-Jewish communist surely is a Nazi in disguise.

How do you Americans put it "Wake up and smell the fucking coffee".

>>138574282
The furhur doesn't lose until they fucking blow their own brains out.

I'm surprised games are still legal in Germany

>>138575380
Patrician taste, fellow burger.

>Nobody says Drakensang 1+2
You all newfags dunno about my DSA.

>>138575698
if the witcher was dumbed down the I want to see a 10/10 game from Poland. it's probably worth more the a Jewish banker.

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>>138573956
Not gonna lie, East-German here, I like Merkels concept of a new Europe.

>>138574170
Pretty much.
Her generation made one massive mistake that will fuck their ideology in the ass (assuming we manage to revert the damage they caused) - they somehow were delusional enough to apparently think that they'd live eternally and completely forgot to raise a new generation of shills for their agenda.
Their average age is fucking insane (60 for the CDU, even the Greens as "young" party have an average age of 50) and because it spiraled out of control so much, they also have serious problems attracting fresh blood. Young people don't want to hang around old fucks who look like they are about to wheeze their last breath. They want to hang out with people somewhat close to their own age.
They missed the right time to step out of the spotlight and hand the scepter down to the next generation and now it will fuck them because the young generations are completely detached from them.

>>138577349
>tfw you played pen & paper DSA

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>>138577495
The good thing is that Somalis and Eritreans like Switzerland and France and the UK more than Germany.

We get the Syrians and Iranians mostly. Also some Iraqis, but we may deport those Iraqis if we get a Black-Yellow coalition.

>>138575617
I thought FDP was a french political party.

There are so many french shills rooting for FDP every single day, it's unreal.

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>>138573956
what a farce, this subhuman kike controlled "chancellor" needs to go.
Sad thing is she probably won't be BTFO'd anytime soon (think ~10 years)
Fuck this hag and fuck her systematic destruction of our future, education, economy and culture.

>>138577796
FDP is a West German party, the Front Démocratie de la Pays

Do all the new immigrants that have come get to vote in Germany?

If so then she'll be in power until she dies

I'm really starting to hate the majority of the population here for supporting Merkel without the ability to think.
I'm disappointed by the germans voting for Merkel, but not surprised.

>>138578021
>Do all the new immigrants that have come get to vote in Germany?
No, the UK is the only country which hands out healthcare insurance and the vote with your residency.

Also, most foreigners with Germany citizenship in Germany do not go voting. Like 7% of German Turks vote in German elections, while 80% of them vote in Turkish elections.

>>138578021
>Do all the new immigrants that have come get to vote in Germany?
No they don't, at least not in this election.

I also think it's fairly unlikely that they will push it through in the near future. With the AfD definitely getting into the parliament, the CDU now has a right wing competitor for votes. If they even so much as thought about granting citizenship to shitskins on a large scale people would flip their shit and migrate to the AfD.

Not like it really matters though, the whole legacy media sucks her dick and they will ensure that every retard votes for her. And there are a lot of retards.

>>138578021
They have been trying to establish that everyone who illegally strolled over the borders yesterday can vote in municipal elections today. Which is obviously only a waypoint to letting them vote for Mutti Merkel in federal elections. It's only a matter of time.

>>138574841
works for the democrats here

>>138576156
The War of Mine is such a propaganda game,but still good tho...

>>138575045
>haha I support the destruction of my country's future because I don't want kids either way
sad!

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>there are people right now in this thread who think merkel will lose the election

>>138575086
The Settlers
love that series

>>138578359
And they failed with that by quite a wide margin - in NRW of all states.
I don't think that is at any immediate risk of happening. What's way more worrying is their
>we need to find jobs for all of them!
shit, because we all know that they'll use even the shittiest job, even if it's just being a bouncer for 2 hours a week, as excuse for why this person is totally integrated into German society now and we cannot just expect them to fuck off again when their reason for asylum evaporated.

>>138578763
Was that even known outside of Germany? I probably spent hundreds of hours on it but I don't think I ever saw a non-German mention it.

>>138578723
I hope Merkel wins so she can burn Germany and the rest of Europe to the ground,like all the other German autists in the past tried and failed.

>>138577698
The fuck is "sonstige" they listed everything i could think off.
Let me guess, Balkans

I don't see AfD election posters in the city, only in small towns beyond the commuter towns. Lot of CDU, Linke, Grüne visible everywhere but some larger CDU ground level ones are vandalised.

>>138575086
Anno series

>>138575698
Call of Juarez series

This is too /bant/ and not enough /pol/. Here's a good one: name a good game from a country without a central bank controlled by the Rothschilds.

>>138578911
Afd poster get instantly destroyed here in cologne, not even by the shitskins but by bored over zealous uni students who wear che t-shirts and drink mate.
Saw a few merkel posters with hitler moustache as usual.

>>138576003
That also amazes me. I also blame the general population for believing (((their))) propaganda in the first place.
This has reached a point where it's realisitically completely impossible for CDU to get BTFO'd out of government in the next 20 years, no matter how bad they fuck up. It's just completely impossible. The propaganda is so fucking amazing, I can't even understand it. Merkel could literally begin a war with Russia right now without having to fear that the CDU votes would drop significantly in the next election. Also things like actual riots, civil war or revolution isn't possible either. I....just don't think there is hope right now with the way things are going.
Please save us.
t. rare redpilled german

>>138574556

Hillary was polling at 99%

>>138578902
>Let me guess, Balkans
Man, remember those couple months before the refugees welcome craze? When it was Eastern Europeans coming over and gaming the system?
There wasn't a single day without an article that labeled them as parasites and described in detail how they were using loopholes in the law to steal large amounts of tax money.

Then the first brown people arrived and suddenly you were Gigahitler for even suggesting that our asylum system needs an overhaul to prevent abuse.

>>138575607
>anime
>South Park
I know this is bait, but I'm still grossly offended.

>>138578911
That's because they get immediately destroyed. There were a couple up in my down, after the first day they were already down to half that amount and after three there wasn't a single one left.

>>138578902
People who couldnt decide on a country for their made up background story before they came to germany.

>>138579134
wow that's like pretty rude that you were calling us parasites.

>>138575617
AfD is N O T controlled opposition, however they're not getting enough support to be relevant anytime soon (the next 2-3 elections in my opinion), therefore I don't think they'll have any major effect on the politics. Sadly.

>>138574282
>she cannot do anything to win the elections
She is doing extremely well at the moment. The only guy she ever had the possibility to loose to is the fucking Eurocrat Schulz.

>>138579029
99% chance of victory, not 99% share of the votes.

Merkel will end somewhere between 35-40%, unless they suddenly find video proof of her talking openly about wanting to genocide the Germans.
Only way how she could lose the election is if Greens and SPD manage to crack the 51% of seats together, which seems very unlikely.

Not entirely sure if that would actually be worse than a Merkel victory though. I mean, obviously Schulz is worse than Merkel, but at least it would finally break Merkel's back and release the CDU from her stranglehold. 4 years under a retarded SPD but with a more normalized CDU afterwards might still be better than 12 more years under Comrade Angela.

>>138579246
Well, the media pulls no punches when it comes to Eastern Europe. They really do not like you, because you are taking away all those asylum slots from their shitskin pets, and you have the audacity to be white while doing it.

>>138575794
I hope you're being sarcastic.
If not you represent everything that's wrong in this country, please kindly kys so the rest of us can have a peaceful future.

>>138579169
>>138579000
>>138579000
i'd expect it in Köln, here not so much since the city has NS graffti & stickers. what AfD posters I did see are also small but after looking up previous election results it could be they already do well here

>>138579253
>I don't think they'll have any major effect on the politics.

The main effect they'll have is that moving to the left won't be free of cost for the CDU anymore.
Before they could swing left almost indefinitely, because there was no other right wing party their voters could switch to. No matter how left they were, they were still the most conservative option.
That won't be true after the coming election anymore.

>>138579358
I don't know but the craze to go to Germany was a 90s thing nowadays more people are interested moving to the US or Canada,but Gypsies still like Germany and Sweden even beneath my bridge there are no more Gypsies since they all packed up and left with the migrants.

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>>138579029
>>138579326

>>138573956

...what?

merkel used to play runescape and watch anime?

>>138576816
That's how most people in germany argue nowadays. Just insults and appeal to emotion. Like women.
Now you know why shit's going down the drain.

>>138579480
Yeah it wasnt actual Balkan people like serbs,croats etc.
It was basically 100% gypsys who wanted some money. Like seriously here in Cologne-Chorweiler there was a camp with like 500 roma who acted like they just escaped a genocidal civil war.
Mind boggling that people actually gave them shit and people came to help etc.
I was just thinking "did the whole world turn crazy suddenly?"

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>>138573956
>anime fan
Excuse me ?
Who is Merkel's husbando ?

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>>138575646
You're sorely mistaken.

She just realized her imported shitskins can't vote yet.

"hello fellow kids, how do you do, how about that new console eh?"

>>138573956
She is gonna get stabbed in the heart by a neet who will be taking one for the team

>>138579633
professor sauer. Chemical Engineering, the geekiest of all STEM fields

>>138578838
Of course, Settlers was an international hit.

>>138573956
>Evaporating youth vote
>Turks pretty much not voting for her since Erdogan tells them not to
Bitch is going flat on her face.

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>>138575389
Lain is a qt.

>>138579650
thankfully for her the destroyed underage vulvas can't vote yet too

>>138573956
Lol this crap is in cologne while the cunt is there she might as well go to the victims she helped to produce and apologize lol
Oh wait thats what a decent person would do... never mind then.

>>138579915
Turks with German citizenship have a poor voter turnout anyway, and the ones that do vote vote SPD.
Probably helped her more than it hurt her.

>>138575763
>that was an actual thing
fucking hell, this timeline.

>>138578171
>me get to vote in Germany?
>No
You mean not yet.
I'm afraid they'll give them voting rights sooner or later

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>>138573956
My Face: Oh, Cool
My Soul: AAAAAA

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Can I get a quick rundown on the functional differences between Schulzberg and Merkel?
Because they appear the same to me.

>>138579644
*teleports behind you*
mit oder ohne scharf?

It's funny how you delusional retards think Merkel will lose, just because you read all those anti-merkel memes here on 4chan.

>>138579756
We can only hope

>>138575086
They also made the X-series space games.

>>138579326
I honestly don't think the CDU would lose a significant amount of voters, even if she actually DID openly talk about genocide of germans.
You underestimate the inability of brainwashed lefties to think.
It's a sad future.

>>138580034
They've worked in coalition for so long, they're practically match'n'mirror, but luckily they start bickering on small-scale problems that might make them avoid eachother.

The SPD (Schulz) Is Socialist and the supposed "worker's party" although they left workers hang the last few years despite being the second strongest power in parliament.

Merkel and her CDU is a self-appointed Conservative party and supposed to be lead by christian example...

I have never voted once and I never plan to.

It doesn't make a fucking difference anyway if I vote for anyone else but merkel, so why bother.

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>>138574794
>Tfw im from cologne and reading this while taking a poo

bet it doesnt smell too good there eh? maybe you need to spray a little cologne around huh? hahahahah. fuck man. i crack myself up.

pic related, how i roll up on u while ur pooping

DESIGNATED

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>>138579644
Boy, she sure loves slicing those kebabs into little pieces.

>>138580034
>Can I get a quick rundown on the functional differences between Schulzberg and Merkel?
>Because they appear the same to me.

Sorry, Southern neighbor, but despite what /pol/ thinks, Avrohom Schulzstein is worse than Angela Muhammed Merkel.

Schulzstein: no nation, no border - only EU is good; there cannot be a cap on refugees, everyone is welcome; military spending to be raised to 2% of GDP in line with NATO targets? Not with Mr. Schulzberg!; gibmees need to be higher, especially for able bodied people who could work, but do not want to; let's go for an EU superstate

AND

In an effort to improve relations between Europe and Cuba, Schulz led a European Parliament delegation to Havana for talks with Carlos Lage Dávila on lifting EU sanction against the countries in 2008. In 2016, Schulz stated that Donald Trump is a problem "for the whole world," and linked the Trump phenomenon to far-right populism in Europe. He called Trump an "irresponsible man" who "boasts about not having a clue.

YES, Schulzstein goes to Havana to support a ruthless communist regime which suppresses its own people and has killed hundreds of thousands and caused an exodus of over a million people to Florida... but at the same time calls Trump "irresponsible" and "having no clue". Trump is a Wharton School of Business graduate and multi-billionaire - Schulz is a career politician who couldn't even finish high school.

>>138580034
Merkel is established chancellor for ages now, and despite of what you read here she's popular. Also great rhethorical skills, in interview she always manages to avoid all unpleasant questions and topics. Political genius.

Shulz is a nobody who suddenly popped up beause SPD needed a new face at the front. Nobody takes him seriously, especially when he starts bragging about the fact that he doesn't have higher education and will fight for worker's rights, then when you look a bit closer he's an Eurocrat who actually helped sign a bill against worker's rights. Schulz is a joke.

>>138579952
>SPD
Erdogan also told them not to vote SPD or the greens, and aren't those her favourite coalition partners?
>Turks with German citizenship have a poor voter turnout anyway
Can't argue that, unless the roach dictator whips them into voting to screw over the establishment

>>138579983
??? I just meant to quote the no
sometime 4chan adds random lines on quick reply, wtf is this

>>138579952
>Turks with German citizenship have a poor voter turnout anyway, and the ones that do vote vote SPD.
>Probably helped her more than it hurt her.
Pretty much this.

The based older Turk generation of merchants and small business owners all vote CDU anyway. Younger, plebs Turks aren't interested in Germany politics, so do not go and vote... but if they do, they are mostly left communist "muhhh, more gibsmee" people who vote Greens and SPD. Now Erdogan says "don't vote for CDU, CSU, SPD or Greens" - so what are they going to do? Vote for AfD or FDP? Not really.

>>138573956
>anime fan
>childless

Kek

>>138580470
>aren't those her favourite coalition partners?
No, not really. The CDU's favorite coalition partner is the FDP because they'll always bend over and do as they are told to do.
She just picked the SPD when the FDP was too weak (or not even present). Though by now she might have grown too used to having basically no opposition at all and actually prefer the SPD.

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>>138580123
>1 poster in the entire thread actually thought Merkel will lose
>lololol all those /pol/ retards think Merkel will lose, they're so delusional
m8.........

>>138577651
Hope youre gonna enjoy working till 76.

let me tell you about the German election in September. You have two choices, either you vote FDP ("liberal" party thats only liberal in regards of whose money they take as donations) so you get them into a coalition with Merkel as the chancellor or you vote literally anything else and get the social democrats in a coalition with Merkel as the chancellor. That's it. Merkel wins no matter what.

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>>138578902
>The fuck is "sonstige" they listed everything i could think off.
>Let me guess, Balkans

http://www.bamf.de/SharedDocs/Anlagen/DE/Downloads/Infothek/Statistik/Asyl/hkl-antrags-entscheidungs-bestandsstatistikl-kumuliert-2017.pdf;jsessionid=783AD6534B79B71E2B53FA924D1EA081.1_cid359?__blob=publicationFile

>>138580661
Self-employed. And for good reason.
Fuck paying into a pension system I know will never pay me a single cent back.
And if they try to force me to pay into their ponzi schemes too I'll move.

>>138580470
>>138580515
Turks don't even vote for themselves. I've noticed this during the last couple mayoral elections here in Duisburg. Insane amount of turkish migrants here. There's always one or more Turks available to vote for on the ballots. Yet they never ever get many votes.

>>138576790
Thanks for ruining my sides anon

>>138580865
Because they don't care about German elections, they don't see themselves as Germans at all.

>>138580753
Rainer, Rainer, gib a Ruh!

>>138580661
Feels good to inherit a few appartements in central cologne once dad kicks the bucket.
Not that I would need it i run my own food truck in NRW. And make very decent money from it.

>>138580594
I meant like always when this topic comes up, not really this particular thread.

>>138575086
Also German cheaters ruin every competitive fps in existence, I think it's because they are autistic and can't empathise with the person whose game they are ruining

fishing lvl?

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>>138580939
Wotzefack

>>138580978
Dont even know any germans who play with cheats, we are known to be fair in competition, the fucks the matter with you.
Its ALWAYS little russian kiddies who buy an aimbot just ot play for a week until they get banned. Or you cheat in dota where valve doesnt give the slightest shit about script and people use them up to very high mmr for years and nothing happens (im looking at you 7k eu west tinker spammer)

>>138579633
Rashid from Street Fighter

>>138575698
>name one good game from Poland
Dead Island, Dying Light

>>138580123
Who do you think propagated the alt-left memes you retard? Look now we forced the dinosaurs with their irrelevant MSM to respond to it.

>>138581295
>dead island
>good game
>loving every laugh

Dying light was fun for a few hours tho.

>>138574556
We don't vote for our chancellor.

>>138581433
>We don't vote for our chancellor.
Merkel is polling at 70%. The CDU/CSU is polling at 40%, Hans. Read some politics in FAZ or whatever your redpilled fix is.

>>138575794
She doesn't have a degree, idiot. That's her stasi cover

>>138581433
Technically we vote for a party, sure. But when did a party ever exchange their chancellor candidate after winning the election?

>>138573956

>"you know those coons that walk along the streets, date your female colleague waifus and rob you?"
>"we are gonna let more of them in!"
>"weeeee, vote for me lel."

She will be utterly trashed. The internets cannot allow it. Its a gaming convention after all.

>>138581645

>"you know those foreigners that are employed and receive social security while you went to college and you are now unable to find a job?"
>"those so called social excluded when in truth it is you who are socially excluded because the state would never help you kek?"
>"we let them in roflmao!"
>"I played tetris during the time of soviet union."

>>138581645
lmao what do you think is going to happen? its fucking gamescom. she will hold her speech and all of the nerds will applaud her.

>>138581645
>>138581879

>"vote for me kek."

Srry, couldnt resist.

>>138581645
>She will be utterly trashed.
You're delusional. Current election rally "theme" for all parties is how to fight terrorism after Barcelona and Finland and so on.

Merkel will announce that dangerous fugees will get deported faster, and everybody knows that Schulz's stance on refugees is that we should take even more of them in.

Now who do you think looks better?

>>138582196

Ah yes. The social democrat opponent. That prick!
No wonder she has her victory assured.

>>138573956
Buying gf (arab)

>>138581965
this
like gamers give a shit about coons fucking girls they could never ge their hands at on streets they never walk on

theyll just see it as a big popular politician visiting their little hipster cave and be overjoyed she galnced at them

>>138582578
On top of that, the public anger about opening the floodgates in 2015 is long gone (except among real right-wingers of course). It's been 2 years, ways less refugees enter the country, media has been reporting about deportations and far lower fugee numbers since last year and so on. Merkel managed to get out of that situation and most people have a short attention span. She only needs to get some speeches about shortening the checks about granting asylum, deporting faster, getting rid of known islamists with connections to ISIS and bam she'll almost look light right-wing again.

>>138582196
wait, are people talking about binlan :DDD:dDD?

>>138583638
Did they really shoot that guys Benis off? Or was that some /b/ tier thread the other day? Our media all report that they captured the guy by shooting into his knee.

>>138573956
Literally "pokemon go -to -the polls" 2.0

>>138583834
yeah, that's meme shit. He got it in the leg. Meanwhile our president made some bs speech how "Finland can't close it's borders without closing itself from the world". Thank christ that cuck doesn't have any real power, not that those who do are doing any better.

>>138584490

So... He's taking the closing borders thing literally?

Because i'm pretty sure no one is asking for the entire country to be closed, like when Japan became a full blown Hikki-neet country after Tokugawa gained power.

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best timeline if a truck of peace were to show up