AMERICA FUCK YEAH Seriously though America, what the actual

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>>138507895

haha they're like children

it's sad really

Life, liberdy and pursuit of burger :DDDD

>>138507895
>Seriously though America, what the actual fuck is wrong with you and your people.

How much time do you have anon?

The problem with America is too much government. All the stupid people are protected from themselves too thoroughly.

>>138508046
nasty women

>>138507895
>>138507980
>>138508046

Maybe these lefties should send those cakes to the poor starving Syrian children they want to save.

But that would mean less cake. Never mind,

Fucking womanchildren,

>>138507895
>USA
>Culture

China is pretty much unstoppable now aren't they?

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>women
>people

>>138507895
These women have no shame because no matter how fat a woman gets, there will be a line of men ready to fuck them. No matter how many niggers they fuck, no matter how many bastard children, no matter how bitchy they get, or fat, or ugly, or whatever. Women know there is always some thirsty guy ready to plug their fish can. This gives them hope that some guy will want to be with them and their chances are improving. Beta cuck males are increasing and men with any self respect or diminishing.

Even on this board mgtows and MRAs are shamed for letting their race die even though the battle is already largely lost. If you haven't gotten with a virgin or at worst a woman who's maybe banged 1 or 2 guys and married her before 25, it's over. Any women past this will have rode the carousel over and over and used up sloppy 42nds and a couple of stepchildren are your future. Either embrace it or go MGTOW.

Most of these women are on pills and haven't procreated. Thus they dedicate all of their energy and drive towards the leftist religion.

The most fervent SJWs are always these miserable, fat women. Murray Rothbard warned about the spinster vote when he criticized women's suffrage, how they would become a core constituency of the left.

>>138507895
>leftists
>Americans
also
>leftists
>people

>>138507895
Tina Fey was so obviously sarcastic I can't believe that they genuinely believe she was being sincere.

>>138507895
Tina Fey was so obviously sarcastic I can't believe that they genuinely thought she was being sincere.

Holy shit, which one of of you glorious motherfuckers was behind this campaign?

>>138507895
Am I a retard for getting furious when I see smiling ass fat people eating fat people food?

>>138507895
>eat cake
>get attention
>don't have to be away from a chair for less than 5 minutes all day
>resist

More like Resist Diabeetus

What the fuck is wrong with women? Even your going to gorge on something to applaud yourself for being a disgusting fat ass, you could at least eat a bunch of steak or pizza or something.
All you're going to accomplish is acquiring diabeetus.

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>>138509775

Nope.

>>138507895
At least use a fork, damn.

>>138509028
Or, you know, treat them like shit when they act up and then leave. Come home to a clean house and no panties under her skirt.

Women push you until you push back, if you let them push you beyond what they'd respect you're done

>>138508046
>CSI board game

You can't make this shit up. How fucking bluepilled can you possibly get?

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What. The. Fuck. Is. This.

WHAT
THE
FUCK

>>138508046
holy shit that hashtagging

I'm so sick of fat people. I really am.

t: obese male

>>138507895
What the hell is "sheetcaking"
pls educate me

>>138509992
They're no better than animals, no wonder they love fucking niggers and dogs and horses so much.

Women really are just over grown children. They never grow up mentally at all.

>>138509823
Tina Fey said to. That's the level of cognition they're working with.

>>138509525
>>138509489
Hello shariablue

>trump wipes out fat women faster than michelle obama

>>138510205
They all eat cake, and then what these pics don't show is that here's about 3-4 niggers that fuck them silly for the next couple hours.

>>138510100
Tina Fey had a cameo Saturday Night Live bit where she ate cake and said that's what she does instead of care about politics now. Leftists are living in a fantasy world where punchlines of jokes are taken completely seriously.

>>138507895
I honestly don't understand how people can eat that much party style cake. The frosting is so ridiculously heavy that eating anything more than a tiny little piece should make you physically ill but people eat it by the pound. It's literally the fried butter of deserts.

>>138508383
That and feminism and cucked men from too much soy, and of course (((them)))

>>138507895
Please don't group those things in with us Americans. We are thoroughly disgusted with those diabeasties

>>138510849

Congratulations, now you understand how foreigners feel when we look at Americans.

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>>138510844
i sometimes feel like that one Japanese guy who kept fighting the war for years must have felt when he finally got out, like the world is completely alien to me and i cant even think of what would make someone do something like this

i just dont get it man, i just dont get it

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>>138507980

>>138511495

Are these the famed "birthing hips" goyim constantly talk about?

>>138507895
> cake mix sales up nationwide
> tina fey enjoying her betty crocker money

>>138508225
Don't see it as sad. See it as an opportunity to exploit them.

>>138511003
I've always known that Europeans were disgusted by Americans.

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>>138511189
This

This shit is not funny, why did it take off like people think it's actually good comedy? It was such a lame, dumb skit, like everything else on SNL

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>>138507895
Guys I have some bad news.
Your cake is just another symbol of privilege.

>>138512940
Go away Shlomo

>>138507895
I don't know what is wrong with half the country. Another civil war should clear things up.

>>138508046
Translation
>we are flat slobs who refuse to blame our eating habits so we blame others but wasting this cake and labeling it a self righteous cause eases our guilt that we dont have self control.

>>138507895
>>138507980
>>138508046
For the same reason we had slaves, this is why we never allowed women to vote

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>>138513343
It's probably along the lines of
>If you don't think this is funny, than you're a Nazi.

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>>138513543
Can I interest you in a cake, my friend?

>>138513629

>streetcaking

idk, seems pretty funny. Mostly sad, but still, kinda funny.

>>138513719

>Ice cream cakes

It's always America who invents shit like this, every fucking time.

>>138508383
We made everything safe and weeded out natural selection.
Time to bring back the hardcore steel tonka trucks, wagons, and lawn darts

>>138513629
Even before President Trump and the hysteria that followed, the same lame-o kind of people thought stuff like that "Schweddy Balls" skit was just top-tier comedy. They even made a Ben and Jerry's flavor after it. I just can't relate to having such retard-level sense of humor.

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/pol/ eternally BTFO
You can't argue with pastry.

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>>138509285

>Literally any reason to eat cake

Fat cunts.

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>>138514116
> AMERICA'S FAVORITE

>>138514191
what the shit is that text written in, bloody semen??

>>138514116
To be fair I'm a white USA citizen and I hate ice cream cake. The best kind of cake is a fresh made yellow layer cake with chocolate mousse filling, coated in chocolate frosting.

>>138514116
What you've never had an ice cream cake before? They're delicious.

>>138514701
That's orange my dude. I think you might be colorblind anon.

>>138514701
The spell won't work otherwise.

they may not be much to look at, but what do you wanna bet they can play some GD football

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>>138514116
Don't you have more baby penises to suck and children to sacrifice, Shlomo?

>>138509775
>Am I a retard for getting furious when I see smiling ass fat people eating fat people food?
It's a natural reaction, just need to take deep, slow breaths and remember. Not only will fatties have a shortened, miserable existence; their children have more birth defects. These people are probably the cutting edge of lower fertility, cut of welfare and they are all dead.

>>138507895
>(1
We need to look at the stocks of companies who provide baking materials and see who owns them..

This could be an hoax to brainwash people into funding them

>>138508383
>The problem with America is too much government.
That's exactly the message Wall Street and the corporations have worked so hard for you believe.

>>138507895
How is eating cake standing up against trump?
What is a sheet cake?

>>138513159
> How do we stop this?

>>138514824
It's pinkish

>>138515217
It's not, look at it compared to the orange frosting flower and then to the darker pink frosting flower. It's bright orange.

>>138507895
>the resistance
>can't even resist a piece of cake
thank God these useless soft headed fat fucks are pretty much eugenicising themselves.

that's just stupid

>>138515455

The mom appears to be the perfect candidate to take Wilford Brimley's vacant spot as the spokesperson for Diabetes.

>>138507895
>people
those are clearly 2 pigs and 5 elephants

>>138515427
I have a shitty monitor - shit ain't vivid - everything looks a bit pinkish

>>138515021
??? There are no big businesses that want small government. Big government puts in place all kinds of nice laws to stifle competition and promote barriers to entry.

>>138515455
Do you think Tina Fey cackles with maniacal glee when she sees people doing this?
Do her eyes flicker red for a moment?

>>138515198
Order Nazi cake
Complain when cake maker won't create one>>138515198

The Left in 2000- There's no slippery slope
The Left in 2017- If you don't love obesity your
a hater.

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>>138507895
Is this a daily event for them?

>>138507895
Surely they intended to write 'shitcaking'
That's what they do on the bog all day

>>138511189
>Humans are just cancers in a vacuum
what does that even mean?

>>138515714
Make sure your VGA cable is plugged in all the way.

>>138515857
nazis are unlikely to be a protected class in any state

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>>138515198

https://web.archive.org/web/20170820054625/https://www.nytimes.com/2017/08/19/business/moral-voice-ceos.html

https://web.archive.org/web/20170817204555/https://www.vox.com/identities/2017/8/17/16162226/corporations-replacing-churches-americas-conscience

>>138507895
It's a real shame women are able to eat like pigs, get fat and still live longer than men.

>>138515455

>eating cake and getting to be 400+ lbs. is the new protest
>makes leftist women easily identifiable on sight now that we don't just have to look for tattoos, facial piercings and brightly colored hair

I'm okay with this.

What the fuck is sheetcaking?

>>138516042
Halliburton, the pinnacle of ethical corporate conduct.

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>>138515496

JOIN THE INSULIN RESISTANCE!!!

>>138511189

You know that guy's an urban legend, right?

>>138507895
>>138507980
>>138508046
>>138508171
Why? So they can blame Trump for their obesity and poor help? Or was it just the dumbest excuse ever for for eating uncontrollably? I genuinely do not understand why.

i'd fuck tina fey

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>>138515455
like she's ever needed an excuse to sit herself in front of cake

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>>138516042

>>138516042
>How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Big Corporations

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>>138516529
>NSULIN RESISTANCE!!!
nice

>>138516818

Welcome to the world of chronic medical conditions resulting from morbid obesity.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edema

>>138516965

I'd hoped someone would appreciate it.

PAWG ISLAND 51ST STATE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwsIe8pNLzQ

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>>138507895
>what the actual fuck is wrong with you and your people
American society prizes self-confidence, whether or not it is warranted. This has led to us having a bunch of fucking morons running around who consider their thoughts to be infallible and their impulses to be unquestionable. They grow up ignoring everyone who questions their warped concept of reality and surrounding themselves with people who encourage it. Eventually their emotions so dominate their consciousness that they come to believe that anything that makes them feel good - like eating cake - must, somehow, magically harm the things that they don't like - like the Trump presidency.

Our liberal idiots are nothing compared to yours though. At least ours have the sense to abandon their philosophical integrity the split second that it isn't making them feel good anymore. Yours keep believing in their cuck bullshit even while they're getting run over by their precious Muslims.

>>138516965
KEK!

>>138507895
Trump has made people literally insane.

>>138507895
>be american
>wake up and pour a bowl of High-Fructose Sugar Clumps™
>drive to work in my Chevy super truck 3000 that handles like I'm driving a king size bed
>listen to some true blue american hood culture on the radio
>drop daughter to Tyrone and Jamal's for morning reparations before school
>pick up my morning coffee (long black with 1 shot of coffee and 3 shots of caramel syrup, room temperature)
>sit in traffic for 2 hours
>remember I need to stop at the strip mall because its my day to pick up the glazed donuts for work
>park car, Dacquan knocks on the car window
>get shot
>it takes Dacquans whole gang to drag me from my car
>shart as my body hits the pavement
>Hernandez steals wallet from my dying body
>everyone claps at the funeral

>>138507895
No idea, but I would ask why you are actively bringing in millions of niggers to replace yourselves. EU deflection isn't going to save your women

>>138508383
No it's the free market and free speech that has made people too safe.

>>138517299

B-but your country is literally WHO
B-but back to back world war champs
B-but aircraft-carrier.jpg HAHAHA BTFO

America legit shit tier country now, not even memeing. Can't wait to see what monument is going to be taken down next, as the Proud Americans complain about it and get VERY ANGRY on Twitter, posting their DONT BREAD ON BE flags and AR15s ooohh weee

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>>138517299
Checked for accuracy.

>>138517617

>WHAT ABOUT THE MUSLIM REFUGEES IN YUROP THOUGH!!11
>t. unironically 53% white

>>138507895
They are all on diets, but this is OK. its for humanitarian reasons...

>>138517617

Why you gotta be a jerk about it, Croatbro?

>>138512187
Yes.

>>138517617
And yet still better than everywhere else.

>>138518121

Don't seriously tell me you wouldn't move to Iceland if offered the chance.

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God dammit America.
We're just poking a bit fun of you with that American bear fat meme stuff, you're not supposed to replicate that shit in real life.
On a serious note, I can't wait till these people go extinct during the next 10 years, when their repulsive bodies give up on them.
For some reason I'm always filled with pure rage when I see a fat pig like this powerfist cake down their throats.

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>>138518426
Literally 70% of our country is overweight (25-30 BMI).
35% are obese (30+ BMI)
It's been this way for decades now...

M-maybe there is such a thing as too much freedom

>>138517906

Because deep inside it pains me to see what the fuck are you allowing the rat kikes to do to your country.

>>138518121
Sure thing buddey, AR15 locked and loaded, ready to take down the ebul gobment.

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>>138517299
>tfw its all true

>>138510506
same ID asshole, I double posted. Shareblue would be attacking Tina fey anyway

>>138508171
Most of them won't get this

>>138519996
>Marie Antoinette

>>138507980
>>138507895
Way to desecrate our flag, you fat fucking pigs.

>>138516952
this would be funny if it wasn't so sad.

>>138520158

Not really, anecdotal quote.

>>138507895
We have a libertine culture and our media is subverted by Jews. These elements combine to form peak degeneracy.

>>138518363
nigga what the fuck can i farm in iceland?

>>138520330
Well duh it's the same shit with "Elementary my dear Watson". Sherlock never said it but everyone knows that it is attributed to him

>>138512940
Go on...

>>138517236
Yeah, the Trump Madness has been going on for way to long, these people need to come back to reality.

>>138520158
I know that, but you say that to a fat girl in 2017 America and she'll just eat more cake

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>>138508229
could be worse, could live in a country full of hook nosed kike queers who champion faggotry and idolatry

>>138519996
I don't get what it has to do with Tina Fey. I don't watch SNL. Link?

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>>138517236
>>138520613
meant to post this picture

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>>138507895
>>138507980
>>138508046

>>138520613
Sadly say that to the vast majority of people in general and it will go over their heads.

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American cakes taste like dog shit

>>138519996
The fucking idiots dont even realize you're not supposed to eat cake if you oppose the tyranny. Women are fucking wastes of space.

>>138520678
Tina Fey went on SNL to say to eat cake in protest instead of killing eachother and now fat girls get to add a political twist to what they were already doing every day.

>>138520516
Where do you think ice comes from, stupid?

>>138520886
I don't get it.

>>138507895
And of course they're all white women...

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>>138510849
No this is America. We literally have deep fried butter.

>>138521021
> Kill Yourself Here!
> lines up

>>138521013
Naturally, you can't buy a cake with food stamps

>>138516195
something we should celebrate and encourage apparently
i guess tina fey came up with it or some shit
>The mentality of 'just ignore it until it goes away' is a uniquely white, cishetero response to conflict. People of color, trans people, queer people, and poor people understand that 'just ignoring it' is not a realistic way to live your life when you're oppressed, because the world simply won't let you. When your skin/gender/sexuality/class is the very thing that makes people hate you, when just walking into a room is enough to incite anger or violence, when you're subjected to intolerance on a daily basis, ignoring it just doesn't cut it — no matter how much cake you have to stuff your face with.

>>138507895
typical alt-left females

>>138508229
You did this

>>138508171
Underrated as fuck.

>>138521160
Sure you can.

>>138517299
kek americunts btfo

>>138507895
Implying your not an American hiding behind a Euro flag

>>138507895
>you and your people
It's women. Heavily indoctrinated women.

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Creating a society where these useless fat pigs have a say. Truly feeling sadness.
Call me when the day of the rope comes.

>>138521159
If you made a literal suicide booth there would totally be a line around the block.

>>138514191
That's not even a sheet cake.
More proof women need to get back in the kitchen.

>>138512187
>>138517964
what? She looks pretty normal.

>>138521160
I've known a person with food stamps. The only rule is that it can't be prepared/cooked when you by it. But I know of places in the city that will take them for literally anything. Lotto tickets, cigarettes, malt liquor. You name it.

>>138516535
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hiroo_Onoda
He is real

>>138510844
>Leftists are living in a fantasy world where punchlines of jokes are taken completely seriously.
Reminder to never let the women in your life watch any TV. It's extremely heavy propaganda now.

>>138507895
Let them eat cake.

>shout your troubles into cake
What the fuck is wrong with women? Why do they always do stupid pretentious shit like this?

>Be american
>Get pryed from mother's womb by doctor who is halfway through a 48 hour shift
>Rushed off to the next room to have my genitals mutilated
>Grow up in broken family, raised by television and rap music
>Brutal public school system destroys any remaining chance at self worth or happiness
>All manufacturing jobs are gone, join the military
>Shipped out to the sandbox for 30k a year to fight the jewish wars
>Come home
>Damaged American male psyche has developed in to full blown PTSD and schizophrenia
>Beat wife, get divorced
>Blow head off with shotgun aged 30

>>138507895
We have a liberal sickness.
Please nuke us.

>>138515714
>>138516031
Looks pink to me, too.

>>138507895
what the fuck is sheet caking

>>138522707

I guess they scream at a cake and eat it.

No joke.

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>>138507895
>>138507980
>>138508046
>>138508171
If you didn't believe in natural selection, here's your living proof
>this women are all obese
>instead of trying to lose the weight they justify it
>they're eating more cake just to protest a man they don't like

Trump being President was the chemo to the Liberal cancer.
These people are self destructive and if they were allowed into more power, America would collapse on itself within a matter of years.

These women will eventually all die of obesity related diseases all because of their own messed up heads which makes them make their own situation worse instead of better.

>>138507895
lol, like we need any convincing to eat cake.

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>>138507895
>>138507980
>>138508046
THICC

>>138507895
>>138507980
>>138508046
Is it normal to eat cake like this in america? Here we cut it up first.

>>138508171

Excellent.

>>138508171
This is good.

>>138507895
>what the actual fuck is wrong with you and your people

Our culture has been completely mass produced. Look a celebrity did something and we follow. People don't make art, corporations produce it and this is what it looks like when all you do is consume corporate entertainment.

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Fatties btfo

Let them eat cake.

>>138507895
I'm pretty sure they just needed a reason to eat more cake.

>>138507895

Remove female 'rights' NOW !!!

>murica https://youtu.be/-PJstCxMVRU

>pigs gluttonously stuffing themselves with cake

absolutely disgusting, makes me want to destroy my appetite and put ash in my food

Funnily enough, last night your mother and I had this very same conversation. Then I jammed my cock down her throat and she shut up.

>>138526656
>american banter

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>>138516529
underrated

>>138520861
>Canadian education

>>138508171

The irony of them actually eating cake

>>138510100
I wonder if this period will in future be called The Era of American Decadence or something.

>>138529086

It already has been since the 70's

Yeah I know, our women are either hambeasts or really fit. It's hard to find a decent weight woman in their 20's.

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>>138513616
It was a well known fact white women were fucking slaves in large numbers even back then. How else could such a huge portion of "white" americans have so much sub saharan african DNA?

Even if you add in all the racemixing of slave masters raping their female slaves there's no way that it could add up to such huge numbers of the population being mixed with that alone.

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>>138508171
why did this get so many (You)'s? It's not even that clever. It's obvious as all hell and it's not even remotely funny. 3/10 didn't even chuckle