>be the president >be cautioned that looking at the sun

Trump confirmed superhero

I did it in 2012. Nothing happened.

>>138500379
because he's the baus.

>>138500379
what fucking pussy wears those gay glasses anyways?

there is no precedent for this

>>138500507
the absolute fucking madman

>>138500379
Barron looks like a blond Martin Shkreli in that pic

Trump knows about the pineal cleanse

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>implying Trump still has mortal eyes

>>138500507
>no blood running down the side of his face from his eyes
why is the sun so weak

>>138500379
If anything that just proves how much of a total dumbass he is. Every day when I wake up I am sad that he is our president. There is no surer sign that America is in decline than this idiot..aka "king of the white trash"

>>138500379
To be fair, DC got a partial eclipse so it was never dark enough for the pupils to dilate.

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>>138500379

>>138500795
lel

>>138500379
>kim, i see your future
>it's bright

Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.

>>138500379
The sun isn't some magical ball that makes you instantly blind.

>>138503810
The nuclear codes are in Braille now!

The future of America is so bright he doesn't need eyes to see it.

>>138503810
>But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.
If you've seen his frequent misspelling of simple, single-syllable words on Twitter, you'd know that Trump would never be able to enter any launch codes correctly.

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