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ECLIPSE DISAPPOINTMENT THREAD. this eclipse sucked in

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ECLIPSE DISAPPOINTMENT THREAD.

this eclipse sucked in nj.

You? Sucked right?!
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>>138498298
i live south of boston. they got an eclipse but we didn't. what the fuck man...shit better happen again in my life time
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Wisconsin was the gayest eclipse ever.

83% sun blockage my ass. That John Denver was full of shit, man.
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>>138498298
Richond, VA here. Never even got darker outside.
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Freehold NJ here

It wss FUCKING AWESOME

your shitty ass iphpne would never see it
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>>138498298
Sacramento here. The sun was as bright as ever- it wasn't like it was night time in the day. I just used 8 pairs of sunglasses and glanced at the eclipse for a few moments. It was nothing special.
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>>138498298
It was okay. Got slightly dim and the rim of the moon was barely visible. t missouri inside the umbra.
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>>138498435
2040 is the next one in the US
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Tampa FL eclipse was bullshit. Didn't get dark at all. Darker on a cloudy day. Fuck celestial phenomena.
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>>138498298
about as exciting as a cloudy day
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You are all stupid as shit, you can't see it with a normal camera you need the special glasses
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>>138498298
Middle Tennessee here, had totality but it didn't get as dark outside as I had expected.
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>>138498684

Nope. 2024

And it'll be right over me in DFW.
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Southern illinois
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>>138498499
Localfag, can confirm. I hope the next civil war isn't as boring.
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>>138498684
lolno, 2024
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>>138498851
Cool pic. Winner here.
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>>138498298
SUCKED NIGGA

NYC WAS FULL OF FAGGOT CLOUDS
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Long Island here, didn't see shit
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>>138498298
Central Kentucky. It got maybe 25% dimmer - globetards need to try harder to trick me.
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>>138498935
>confederate flag shape
Cosmos telling us to save the south.
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>>138498704
>>138498665
>>138498580
>>138498499
>>138498435
>>138498298


>t. retards who thought a partial eclipse would make it a lot darker out

there's a reason people try to see the full eclipse, the partial ones only block out a little bit of light, so it looks the same, only a bit dimmer out

I got cloud coverage, but it was thin enough to block most of the light, so I managed to get away without any special glasses

I managed to use my a6000 as a lens to dim it enough when clouds weren't covering it
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>>138498298
It was much better for us spacefags.
Pic Related
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>>138498298

was in 100% totality zone.

Very underwhelming. Not worth the hype
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>>138498298
same here. Where I am it was supposed to be around 98%, but it was bright out during the whole thing and through the glasses all you could barely see anything. Don't know what all the hype was about.
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My whole city lost power I repeat my whole city lost power. This has never happened before ITS HAPPENING
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Fox was showing a huge group of people that came thousands of miles and spend all this money to see the eclipse and a bunch of clouds blocked the sun
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Boston will see one in 7 years. Hang in there kehd... Oh and get outta my way in traffic ya hooligan.
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>>138499287

shit i wanna see that clip
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>>138498298

Sucked in Memphis, TN. Got totally overcast right before the apex.
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What the fuuug, I took a picture using a HD Eclipse filter, and there's a white mark at the top right of my picture!
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>>138499276
Send help
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>>138498298
>this eclipse sucked in nj.
This. It looks like it's still morning.
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>>138499122
>get away without any special glasses
lol you're going to start noticing dead zones in your sight within a few hours
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>>138498499
I didn't even attempt to go outside. It's cloudy out here in south eastern WI.
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Westchester, NY here.

Didn't see shit. It got a little darker but that's it's really
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>>138499406
you do not. The whole day has been epic Shepard Smith cringe. I wouldn't be surprised if they fired him for being so awkward all day. He made Don Lemons NYE thing look tame
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A thunderstorm popped up right when I didn't want it to.
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>>138499538
That's a planet you dumbass
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>>138498740
This. Plus you need to be in the direct path of totality in order for things to get dark around you
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>>138498298
Union here. Got darker/cooler out but that's it
I think >>138498654 is trolling
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>>138500087
Nibiru?!
HOLY FUCK IT'S HAPPENING
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>>138498298
I live in western ma and i thought it was pretty good.
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>>138498740
Literally with my iPhone
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>>138498298
Albuquerque wasn't impressive
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>>138498298
PA here. Missed it because I thought it was just clouding over and didn't realize it would probably be overhead about then.

Kinda bumbed. It was like
>o fug here comes a bigass storm
dark and probably would have been worth checking out if I had remembered it was only going to last for like 10 minutes at peak darkness
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>>138500219
Promise im not trolling, i just used full manual mode on my LG G5 camera and set the exposure low and ISO on 50
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>>138500426
Its venus you raterded lardass
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>western Kentucky

I was in a spot with 99.91% totality. It was anticlimactic. It was like sunset and wasn't even that dark. Didn't take pics cause I'm not a faggot who takes pics instead of experiencing something with my own eyes.
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wow that sucks for you it was amazing in Nebraska
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>>138498935
>yfw trump gets 2 solar eclipses in his presidency
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NE Ohio here. Couldn't see dick unless you really tried and it didn't get any darker. Maybe the shadows on the ground were longer than normal but that's about it. Huge disappointment. Hoping 2024 is better since I'll be in the path of totality
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>>138498740
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AlaskaFag here. We didn't see shit. we're too high up on the planet and these faggot clouds fucked shit up for us.
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>>138498298
Texas here, it was OK, maybe 65% covered. Cloudy but could occasionally see the sun.

Next one on April 8, 2024 will be better, even for NJ.
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>>138498298
96%er checking in - TFW you don't get the diamond ring

>suicide for being an eclipselet
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>ITT: burgers who think solar eclipses are like CGI in the latest hollywood blockbuster
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>>138498298
Sucked for me. This is from my snap(because I forgot to save the original pic) in Tampa.
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>>138498298
nah bitch it ruled
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It was pretty good out here in central Pa. But it's thundering now... spooky
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>>138501209
Live south of Broken Bow, it was interesting and very weird, it got dark enough for the street lights to come on, and the temp dropped to 69.
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>>138501574
GCI is gay most of the time.

But it was kind of cool when the animals quieted down like it was about to be night time. Or maybe that was because it sounds like there was some thunder rolling around within earshot.
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We got an 80% eclipse in florida
I thought it would at least get alittle dark. It was like a normal sunny day
the weather got cooler though
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>>138501683
Oh that's probably our thunder from Western PA then. Seemed slow moving. Prolly was all clouded over then anyway.

Looked slightly like sunrise toward the end when the weather resolved.
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South Jersey here, nothing
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>>138498298
Murfreesboro TN, one minute of total complete darkness the likes that has never been seen.
It was beautiful.
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>>138498298

imagine the disappointment of the idiots spending thousands to rent homes/hotels and fly to the totality zones.
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/x/ on suicide watch right now
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>>138498851
ooh thats cool
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>>138501000
Digits
Guess I'll just stay mad then
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>>138498298
I took a simple shot in Bmore using my iP7. Nothing fancy. I'm just happy for my very first partial eclipse.
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>>138501270
hit the nail on the head
i wonder ((((((who)))))))))) made all those special glasses
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>>138502000
>total complete darkness the likes that has never been seen.
Have you never heard of night-time anon?
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>>138502000
digits. the omega
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>>138498298

I probably fucked up my eyes by glancing quickly at the sun for 2 seconds. All for nothing.
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anyone else feel energised and pumped after the eclipse? im growing stronger
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Styx did a stream and it sucked the 10.2
The eclipse did, anyway. The stream itself was fun.
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>>138502580
it. was. the mass meditation
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>>138502580
My fucking eye hurts and I have a headache.
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>>138502580
fight me
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Most overhyped thing this year so far.
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>>138498298
Nope. It was awesome. Even met a qt3.14. best eclipse evar.
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>>138498298
It just looked like it was 4pm, so fucking lame
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>>138498298
texas was aight. Ill wait another 7 years.
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>>138500219
Hi union. Op here. Flemington.
Biggest hype ive ever experienced
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>>138503041
Did you fuck as it was happening?
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>>138500446
We got that coverage too.
Was so light out still.
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>>138503041
probably an effect of the mass meditation boys
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>>138498435
April 2024 is the next total eclipse. Crosses over east side of US.
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>>138502580
I'm tired as fuck. But I've also been drinking for the last 4 hours
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>>138498851
Lucky you. Carbondale was disappointing. Fucking cloud covers.
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>>138498298
The eclipse summoned forth a mighty thunderstorm whose clouds blocked out the sun and caused lightning to remove the warm glow of my PC leaving me in true darkness.

It was just raining the whole time, didn't see shit.
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>>138501697
Thats cool man.
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>didn't buy glasses because I thought it would be cloudy
>had enough clouds to stare at the partial eclipse
>totality was mostly too cloudy to be worth the trip
Why even try when not trying works out well enough?
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>>138503376
Only had two steel 24OZs. I'm alright
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Albuquerque sucked. 340 beaming sunny days a year and today it was overcast with a few raindrops. just few breaks in the clouds, the 73% coverage was OK but even then a wispy cloud would come within 1 minute. It was exactly worth the 6 dollar glasses and 5 minutes of total viewing time.
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>>138498298
It was interesting, like wearing sunglasses without actually wearing them. Then it looked like the sunset at full eclipse. The mailman had to turn his lights on. The temperature dropped. People set off fireworks and cheered. Then the clouds rolled in.
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>>138498935
Dallas 2024 masterrace!
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>>138498298
>people in this thread didn't make a pinhole camera out of cereal boxes
You're all privileged little shits
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>>138498298
>nj
>about 800 miles away from the path of totality
>WTF MAN THIS SUCKS!!
You're a fucking moron.
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>>138498298
I kept looking out the window and I never noticed any change.

Eclipses confirmed for being Jewish tricks.
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>>138501930
We got to see the peak and then it started getting cloudy after the sun was coming back.
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>>138503803
My kids did.
Worked well
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Boise ID,
We were 99%
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>THE CUMULONIMBUS JEW

NO REFUNDS ON THE ECLIPSE GLASSES GOYS
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>>138503939
So unless totality then useless.

Good to know for next time
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>>138504211
Ahahahhahah
Literally lol
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>>138504157
cant tell if thats an eclipse or a dick pic...
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>>138498935
>Confederate flag centered above the south

Hmm
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>>138504384
Had to use binoculars on paper
didn't shell out the extra shekels for a stupid assed camera filter
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Got darker yet the sun still shined. It was weird, like the sun was wearing sunglasses for a few minutes.
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Southwest NC here. Was clear right up until ~15 minutes before totality. Then clouds. Sad!
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The first noticeable change was that the temperature dropped at first, slightly then suddenly like 20 degrees, then roosters began cawing, street lights came on and it was very apparent that it was getting dark very drastically.
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>>138498298
It got dark here in southeast Kentucky.
Dark enough for the automatic lights to turn on. I'd compare it to 8pm on a July evening.
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>>138504686
The temp drop was pretty rad, but I wonder how much of that was just the cold front moving through. I guess probably the eclipse encouraged it.
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Testing
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>>138498298
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>>138504917
Every eclipse account from the totality mentions the temperature drop, it makes sense, its sudden shade, sudden sunlight blocked
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>>138498298
A-anyone know where Podesta and Hillary were today?
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>>138498298
I was at a point of totality in the backwoods of fucking Ridgewood South Carolina.

"DAMN SKEETER THE SUN IS GONE"

it was cool seeing it get dark out in the middle of the day
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>>138498298
Eclipse in Washington state was fucking awesome.

Perfect weather.

Not a cloud in the sky.

Temperature was comfy.

Beautiful day. Beautiful experience :)
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>>138504221
You've got to be at least marginally close. I was in Alabama like 100 miles away from totality and it was like 90%, you still can't look directly at it or anything, but with eclipse glasses you could clearly see a nice crescent.
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>>138504211
lel
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>>138498298
It was cloudy for me. Still is and light rain. Didn't see shit. It was clear right up until it started.
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>>138498298
It was one of the most beautiful things I have seen
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>>138504917
It did totally feel like a storm rolling in
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>>138505112
Unsurprising, but seems like the clouds were at hand early morning even. Sounds like maybe it wound up amplifying weather conditions that were already set up for a brief cool-off the way it often goes at various times in the Summer.
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>in path of totality
>fucking monsoon

God damn it!
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>>138505221
SACRIFICING BABBYS TO QUETZALCOATL
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>>138498298
Saint Joseph, MO

Reporting in. It rained an hour before and after. Now it's all bright and sunny. Everyone from here and our quarter of a million guest are pissed. Like they all didn't know this city sucks.

We have two walmarts on the same street, two miles apart for 75,000 ppl. What did they expect from such a city?
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>>138505463
Could it be....
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I got a great pic!
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>>138498298
Victoria, B.C; it got SLIGHTLY dimmer for like 15 minutes lol.
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>>138506012
#Jewed
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>>138498298
That's because the media wanted you to think it was something that it wasn't and almost everyone fucking believed it.

Only thing cool about it was the eerie daylight that preceded totality. You don't ever see that except seeing something kind of like it rarely as a sign of catastrophic weather on its way.

I just threw an IR filter on the camera and fired off a couple of shots just to see what I could get. I'm more impressed seeing a harvest moon or Venus in near total daylight (or Mercury at all) than I am by an eclipse.
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>>138506012
That a Lunar Dicklipse moron
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>>138498298

I knew this whole thing was jewish propaganda

THE WORLD IS FUCKING FLAT PEOPLE
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>>138506152
Haley's Commet or that time the Moon was fuckyuge were somehow more impressive, but it was still good for a strange oddity. Kind of like it's cool when you get a decent hurricane or a blizzard.

Getting to find out what -40 is like when the jet stream went haywire was more fun, I'd say.
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Everyone's face was scanned and put into the database when they looked up hahahaha The perfect plan....
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>>138498298
Colorado, 93% coverage, extremely underwhelming. Unless you are in the totality its really not that cool.
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>>138498298
also in NJ
i thought it was neat
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It was pretty underwhelming
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>>138498298
Total fucking bullshit here in KS. Cloudier than a motherfucker. Live less than 60 miles from the center-line. Weather was perfect this time of day on Saturday and Sunday. Total fucking shit today. A LOT of people super pissed off that they spent lots of money to travel here only to get fucked by the cloud gods. I blame the Jews, personally.
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>>138502031
It would have only been disappointing for them if it was so cloudy they couldn't see it at all. It was actually really cool, even if we couldn't see it for very long because of the storms. Getting so dark quickly was really one of the best parts of it. I only had to drive an hour south to be in the middle of the totality, definitely worth it.
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>>138506012
Agagagag
Haaaa
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>>138506222
THIS ONE KNOWS TOO MUCH
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>>138498935
>I won't be living in Texas in 2024
FUKC
U
K
C
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>>138505946
Illuminati confirmed.
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>>138502580

More awake than I've been in years.
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>>138498298

Leominster MA

Too much of a pussy to even look in the general direction. I suspect its dimmer mainly because of cloud coverage though.
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>>138498499
In order for an eclipse to be gay we'd need to live on Tattooine you dense whiny fuck who makes no sense
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>>138498975
>old men yells at clouds, sees cloud penises and homosexual cloud sex activities
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>>138498935
>7 years after today's
>7 years of tribulation
Uhh...someone should see what place those two intersect.
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>>138508839
same to you mother bitch
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>>138501422
>>138509027
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>>138502580
No, I woke up a few minutes ago and feel extremely weird and like I've somehow grown 2-3 inches in my sleep, and everything is a little...wobbly.
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>>138509045
Ok sun and moon make homogeneity
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>>138508839
Well, then fuck you, you insufferable bastard.
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>>138508809
Lowell MA. Sucked
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>>138498298
It was kinda neet only 60% coverage where I live so it didn't really get dark or anything, couldn't see shit without thenstupid glasses
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>>138498298
>this eclipse sucked in nj.
>You? Sucked right?!
Nebraska here, I forgot about the eclipse and was getting ready to take a nap, when I noticed it got really dark outside. Went outside and there was a sliver of the sun showing, was like "yep, that's a solar eclipse allright, back to the basement for a nap"
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>>138509236
So, you're now a human bobblehead?
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>>138509576
Massachusetts in general sucks
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>>138506197
It's a joke. Fag
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It looked pretty cool in OK through a welding helmet.
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>>138509714
No. I'm an idiot sandwich.
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Awesome views from NY, it's mostly clear sky, last minute triple sunglasses + 2 layers of old film was more than dark enough to stare comfortably
Edit: I am now permanently blind, fuck you sun, not even once that asshole
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In the Seattle are, we had like 90% coverage.....was p dark outside. It reminded me of looking through a really dark tinted window.

I drove around a bit and there were lots and lots of people outside watching
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>>138501862
This, I was out surfing and it just felt like the sun wasn't beating down particularly brutally for a moment.
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>>138509541
I dont play around with easy language to make my masculinity or noballed noskin penis feel better because all i do is cavort with females. Insufferable bitchass. Pretty soon gay is straight and straight is gay. Already happened
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>>138498298
well here this should cheer ya up
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>>138509898
Welcome to /b/
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>>138498298

> take off work
> drive hundreds of miles with annoying kids
> sit in big field with thousand of other sweaty, obnoxious fleshbags
> put on your $20 paper glasses
> 2 minutes of darkness
> kindacooliguess.jpg
> suffer through hours of being stuck in outbound traffic

whole country just got memed.
some people made boatloads of money off of morons, as usual.
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It was more beautiful than I even expected just south of St. Louis.
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>>138499114

It's showing us the balkanization lines.
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>>138498298
literally walked out into my backyard and viewed in perfect totality, blew my mind, the ground was shimmering as the multiple horizons converged around me, the corona burst into life just as the eclipse reached totality, the sky and ground grew dark, and it was the most beautiful experience i have ever had in my entire life.

pic related is timeanddate's pic of the eclipse from my perspective. note the near perfect concentric circles.
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>>138498298
The eclipse itself was pretty fucking awesome from here in MO, but /pol/ told me daemons were going to burst forth from the earth to claim the souls of the living, and I didn't see a single one.
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>>138510024
If you want to cheer us up, kill yourself and post pics.
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>>138505221
>A-anyone know where Podesta and Hillary were today?
No, my probably unrelated question; isn't the 'dark side' of the moon lit up during the eclipse? Why aren't there probe pictures of the other side lit up?
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100% fake and gay. my proofz here:
https://youtu.be/KZQQoOZeRj0
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>>138510217
>gay earth does something
>gay earth didnt do something
Good thing nothing is ever hetero
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someboyw with a powerful camera pls take video of the moon this night
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>>138510213
hey if you don't want to see the real happening then alright
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>>138510306
would you kindly stop posting, your drivel is offensive.
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Fayettenam (NC) here. Drove 130+ miles to Lake Marion in SC.
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>>138506152
>I'm more impressed seeing a harvest moon or Venus in near total daylight
desu, also a nice double rainbow I enjoy a lot more.
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>>138510412
I dont care. What does offensive mean? Justifiable and pleasing? Why not. Anyways. Back to wage slavery. Or what I call getting drunk with friends
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>>138498298
Kansas city area here. It was real dicey this morning, tons of clouds. It cleared up by about 11 or so, watched the whole thing. It was pretty cool but I was about 20 miles south of the shadow so it wasn't quite as neat as it could've been. But apparently over a million non-residents are in town to view the eclipse so I don't regret just staying at home and watching on my back porch, i hear st joe is a fuckin madhouse today
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>>138510047
Money is nothing, some people got ritualistically raped because of this and HIV was spread among other diseases. There is always a spree of child abductions that go out throughout the fall season in America.
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>>138510454
Looks like you're a faggot too
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>>138498298
>>138498654

Can you go blind if you look at pictures from the eclipse?
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>>138510552
Who the fuck isnt you stupid weirdo
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>>138498298
not even once
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>>138510576
No, but you'll get hair on your palms
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Next time remember to buy eclipse glasses well in advance, people.
It's all about the long-term planning. Future you deserves a good life, too!
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>>138498935


Seven years?

I thought this was a once-in-a-lifetime event.
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>>138510548
[citation needed]
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>>138504612
I drove to SC from Fayetteville.
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>>138510686
>tfw try to jerk your m8 off but you have hand-stubble and you rub it across his knob
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>>138510757
Anon, I...
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>>138510757
subtle hint that we're all gonna die anon.
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>>138510199
They are going to move at night, apparently. We are supposed to hunt them.
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>>138510801
Well good for you.
Now go fuck yourself
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>>138498298
It was a hoax
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>>138510923
So is your sex life.
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>>138498298
got the link below from the guy with truckload of equipment filming 100 Ft from me.


The clouds made it more surreal IMO.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gE3rmKISGu4
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>>138510827
Kek
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>>138510178
Lucky duck my shit was cloudy and like 70% coverage
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anyone else get to see the ground radiate with heat waves coming off the horizons of the moon?
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>>138511008
That's too close to home, anon
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>>138498298
cape cod here, we had clear skies for miles, my nephew said it look like a banana
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From my yard
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>>138501697
>temp dropped

This was the weirdest part to me. It's still a hot, muggy piece of shit out here in mo. I was just a few miles south of the shadow and it got pretty dark and stuff, but the eery part was that the temp dropped a good 15 degrees relatively quickly
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>>138510901
Where were you, Anon? In overcast or up North?
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>>138510178
thank you
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>>138498298
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uincoRGMIF4
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>>138511317
The temp dropped a few and it got pretty dim. It was like it was dusk but there was no sun set.

Wish i traveled the 3 hours south for totality though.
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California here.

Saw nothing except similar to your example toward the very end while the TV was on inside. For the most part, was like a coastal fog, if not about to rain. I was expecting the sky to blacken, but was disappointed.
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Best I got from Washington state.
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>>138510757
Eclipses happen every year, they just end up above the ocean and shit
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>>138498298

Here in Missouri it was fucking amazing. I don't think I've ever seen anything more beautiful or surreal. The streetlights came on. The crickets and frogs started chirping. And there was a fucking white ring of light in the sky that you stare directly at.
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>>138511528
It became really dark the birds stopped calling crickets started chirping Nature was momentarily BTFO and confused as hell.
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>>138498298
if you would have used an arc welding helmet, you would have seen the perfect outline of the moon when it passed by sun. where i am at, it was not a total eclipse, and moon never covered more than a third of sun, but still kind of neat.
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>>138498298
There was no eclipse in Ohio, shit was a hoax like everything else on fake news
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>>138510214
You...I...

That's actually a good question. What the fuck NASA?
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>>138511942
Even the crickets stopped here for a while after it started getting dark and cold. Seems like everything went into
>oh fug
hunker down mode until the clouds passed.
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Super disappointed that everyone said happenings were gonna happen, but nothing did.

Wheres my rapture?!
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>>138499538
The little stars will come out when the big sun is eclipsed - Ethiopian proverb for 20th August
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>>138512239
never ever
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>>138501697
I live in southeast Queens. The temp got noticeably lower and everything looked a bit darker. I also heard some boom like that other Anon said.
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>>138498298
i live it union county, it looked fine for me.
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>>138510757
Once in a lifetime total eclipse. The 2024 one is partial I believe. The next total eclipse will be in 2744.
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>be me
>live on long island
>watch eclipse
>outside for first time in 4 months
>get a tan while watching an eclipse
>mfw
best 3 hours of my life
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>>138512239
Pol is always right, except with happenings that have dates attached to them. Those never happen. Sept 23 will also be a big nothingburger.
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>>138498298
MA resident here gotta say it was disappointing but a jew and his senpai let me use his special glasses so point goes to gods chosen people on that one, should prob toss a bit of holy water on the face later
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Saint Mary's Ohio here and it turned out okay for me.
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>>138510214

in b4

>swampgas prevents us from getting exposed photos
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>>138500219
UNION WHERE? I LIVE RIGHT OFF COLONIAL AVENUE (morris ave side)
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Denver here
93%, was cool.
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>>138500172
You need to be in the path for it to become like night. I Where i was it was 93% and all it did was get dim
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>>138498298
was the ((ellipse)) good?
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>>138498298
Miami, did not see shit. Normal shitty day here.
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>>138509031
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>Houston only got 1/2 the sun covered up
Cool I guess.
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>>138512239
Happenings are happening right now man.
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>>138498298
Tampa FL here and honestly I thought it was pretty cool. I wasn't expecting to not be able to see my hand in front of my face like most of you so my expectations were tame. It was 80% covered according to weather.com and while you couldn't notice an obvious change, it was noticable. It was considerably cooler leading up to the mostly covered stage than it usually is in FL at 2:45 in August - we went outside and stood in the sun and it didn't feel like your flesh was cooking like usual. And if you could get a good look at the sun with a decent viewer it was pretty cool.

8/10 overall, better than anticipated
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>birds still haven't come back

O-ok
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>>138498298
75% eclipse is SSHHHHIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT
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>>138513191
Fucking hell. Pooh's AI was bullshit.
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>>138503376
can confirm sleepy
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>>138501224
>>138512099

took this in northeast ohio
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>>138510774
>Doesn't know about Hunter S Thompson talking about child abduction during the fall season in America
Good goy.
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>>138498298
I love right outside the special zone in Oregon and it was pretty gay I expected it to look like the eclipse in dark souls 3, all foreboding and shit but it just made everything look like I was wearing sunglasses
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>>138498935

>Search in the spot close to the X
>Find this

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Got cloudy right before it was supposed to cover the most.
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>>138498298
Awesome in South Carolina.
But the partial eclipse isn't even that intresting, its total that is exciting
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>>138513627
well well, ohio could be part of the happening---->>138510024
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>>138498298
I'm disappointed. I started straight at it and Sieg Heil'd but didn't gain any magic nazi powers.

My eyes hurt tho, stupid Sonnenrad
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>>138498298
NASHVILLE HERE

Oh wow it was amazing, I'm going to be talking about this for years and will probably tell all of my children and grandchildren about it. Good thing I got plenty of photos and sat in traffic for 3 hours but GOD it was amazing, I was actually an atheist before I saw it but GOD DAMN it was like jesus was up there and winked at me and it changed my life and America's life and if you missed it WOAH you missed out buddy, it will never happen again!
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90% in Cincinnati, bitches
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>>138513711
>The rod and ring will strike

ITS A MISSILE SILO
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>>138498298
91% here and it was meh. Some cloud cover and it was a non-event.
What are you all going to do with them funky glasses now?
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>>138510214
>>138512166
here's a pic from where 'you live', morons~
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>>138510576
yes, the radiation gets downloaded into your retina
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Clearwater Florida
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>>138513711
The center of the X is Carbondale, IL.

Went to school there for awhile.
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It was cloudy here in Houston
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anyone heard from those lucky bastards at 13000 feet in the grand tetons?
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>>138514313
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>>138510214
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>>138498298
Totality was boring as shit desu
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>>138513650
I live further north in Oregon, and only about half of the sun was eclipsed. Some parking cover lights turned on, and everything looked spooky.
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NY here, with the glasses it was incredible, never seen anything like it
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friendly reminder that staring into the eclipse has the same radiation strength as staring at a nuclear explosion.
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>>138498298
Sucked.
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>>138498298
It wasn't a total eclipse where I live so I didn't really bother. Seven years from now a total eclipse is going to pass by though, so I'll check it out then if possible.
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>>138514326

It's literally right next to it homie.
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>>138514496
how would it be any different than being in the sun normally dingus?
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>>138514496
shit man TOO BAD NUKES ARE FAKE
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>nazis start marching in America
>a literal fucking black sun manifests all over the country
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>>138514641
you know why magnifiying glass on a hot day can burn ants or eggs? The moon is the magnifying glass, and you are the egg.
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>>138514326
same here. full of niggers. live near chester. best view ever.
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I got a pretty good one.
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>>138513941
>d
thousands of people have been meditating for peace today
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Was in Guthrie Kentucky, even though I could have viewed the totality from my back yard.
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sunset here. the sun looked like a horn when the bottom half was covered
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>>138498298
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>>138514790
>a giant rock is the same as a lens
that would maybe make sense if the moon had an atmosphere to diffract the light or something.
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>>138498298
I saw the eclipse appear in each shadow of a tree. Shit was cash, it made the shadows change shape to crescents.
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>>138498975
Where the fuck were you? There was great visibility in soho. Eclipse happened literally atop WTC.
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>>138514881
It wasn't much different from me, I'm from Decatur... Which is where I saw the eclipse. Was bretty nice.
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>>138498298
The San Francisco Bay Area was mostly overcast, not a clear view for miles.

>>138510024
>SF is shrouded in clouds
>Middle America has a clear line of sight
Noice
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The eclipse wasn't real
It was just a trick to get everyone to look at the same point while the NSA measured our pupiliary response from an NRO satellite hidden in the sun's glare

Dont' believe the pictures of a "Black Sun".
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>>138514326
>Carbondale

White folk trying to be black with a hint of spring break

Tell Nicole to shave her PCOS
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>>138515251
59TH STREET TONS OF FAGGOT CLOUDS WITH MINOR BREAKS AT 2:44

EVEN WHEN YOU SAW IT, IT WAS JUST A GAY PARTIAL ECLIPSE

NOT WORTH A SINGLE SHIT WITHOUT 100% TOTALITY
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>it's cloudy as fuck
>nothing happened
>mfw I wanted the eclipse to kill me so I wouldn't have to do it myself
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Fake af, lads
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>>138498935
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>>138498298
Saw the total eclipse. Probably one of the most epic things I've seen in my entire life. Like a cheesy cosmic psychedelic painting but real life.
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>>138498298
I don't know about all you morons, but I'm drinking the kool aid and catching my ride out of here.
>SO LONG SUCKERS!
>sleepy time
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>>138505463
satans eye, look ,say hi
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Saw this 18 years ago in England. You guys are behind the curve.
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>>138516998
It was actually way cooler than I thought it was going to be. Saw it in TN. I don't think I have ever felt anything so awesome in my life.
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>>138498298
Stunning in the mountains of East TN. Sorry yours was a letdown but it was glorious here.
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>>138498784
In East TN, we saw stars. Beautiful!
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>>138498298
austin tx eclipse was bullshit.
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