>High-flying This Morning producer with a nut allergy who

>>138496915
People with such extreme food allergies, yet eat food prepared by anyone other than themselves are already severely brain-damaged.

>>138496915
That's the restaurant's fault for not doing their damn job, but why should we ban all nuts for this?

>>138497365
>>138497561
This. It is not everyone else's responsibility to cater to YOUR inflection.

>>138496915
the nuts of the many outweigh the needs of one retarded bitch in a wheelchair
seriously anyone trying to ban something for everybody just because muh baby got hut should off themseles

>>138497365
Yes, anon. That is correct.

>>138497365
fpbp

>>138498006
How dare you. Healthcare is a RIGHT, shitlord.

>>138496915
It's sad, but ffs do with have to keep banning and restricting every fucking thing. It's her parents fsult for allowing her to have a mortal enemy that is a fucking nut of all things.

>>138496915
If you eat their food at all despite having such an intense allergy you're already retarded.

>>138497365
>>138498457
Oh, shit. Hai

>tfw you will never give your qt retard daughter a bath

Natural selection

She is defective

>>138498604
She probably thrashes around a lot, you could throw some washing powder and do the laundry at the same time.

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be a slut, take the nut

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>>138498693
>natural selection

Did it say she is sterile?
I would still impregnate her

>>138496915
>banning nuts
following this logic we need to ban food in general

>>138496915

maybe people with severe allergies shouldn't be allowed on flights?

>>138498979
8/8 m8

hang on, that women is only 29?

Dose nuts really cracked her

Why only airplanes? No one NEEDS nuts.

How can a fucking peanut even kill anybody? It's not even a person. That's fucked.

>>138496915
She is obviously as stated retarded why should one ban nuts from flights when she got the shock in a restaurant?
>yes now she is retarded and might eat nuts again.
Conclusion: kys/ean(eat a nut)

>>138497561

Happens with shit all the time. Kinder eggs were one example. One kid chokes, parents freak, ruin it for everyone. Another is some emo kid in Delaware killed himself after doing a bunch of salvia for a few weeks and his mom ended up getting it successfully banned in the state. Then in Canada and Australia you guys got those super magnets banned because idiots were swallowing them because they were wearing them as tongue studs.

Never underestimate the power of an idiot's family appealing to the general public's fee-fees.

>>138496915
If i teabagged her would she die?

>>138496915
this happened 4 years ago why is it being reported on again?

>>138498006
How isn't it? Businesses better fucking do what their customers want if they want business.

this is how liberals argue

statistics, facts and reasoning mean nothing,

they present you with one very sad anecdotal story to pull on your heart strings, and then use that story as a reference point of why a new law needs to be made or a new social norm must be adopted

>>138499195
Well I got a nut from which she surely won't get an anaphylactic shock

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>>138496915
That must have been quite a shock for her

>>138500013
if you cover your balls in peanut oil most likely

Fucking hell nature why would you make someone so fragile a simple nut can kill them?

>>138500136
it is beginner level brainwashing, but all of the retards fall for it and defend it, because they feel "brave" standing up against the "evil" people against the story

Imagine how weak and self destructive your genes are to react like this because of a fucking peanut... lol let it die already...looks in pain.

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>>138498979
Fucking kek

How do you even find out you have these horrible allergies? Wouldn't you get fucked the first time you try it?

>>138497365
>taking responsibility for oneself
oh you

>>138496915
Get fucked.

If a delicious salty snack turns you in to a spastic because yer DNA is shite, mibbie just kill yourself instead of inconveniencing 250 folk trying to enjoy their flight to Magaluf.

Why stop at planes? Let's just fucking eliminate all legumes from the face of the earth just so you can go to KFC without having to spend 4 seconds googling the recipe.

Selfish cunt.

>>138499195
She's allergic to your nut too, anon.

>>138496915
fuck this spastic cunt

>>138500013
It would be extremely painful

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>>138500070
This isn't "want" this is "need".
You fucking life is on the line and you will hope someone does their shitty restaurant job right?

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>>138497365

Ayyyye

>>138500660
I know about what I'll be dreaming tonight.

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Shame serves them right for pushing Anti British rhetoric, she probably not a Christian too so she gonna rot in hell.. Nice life. Im outta here

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>>138500220

>>138500136
That's how Conservatuts argue

>one terrorist attack
>wahhhh ban muslims wahhhh

>>138496915
>such an extreme alergy that being within 200ft of the substance immediately makes you braindead
>expect society to conform

>>138500162
+3

Natural Selection really wants her to go away..

>>138496915
She should have known better coming to this shithole and expecting actual service for her money.

>>138496915
People like that aren't meant to live in the first place. Survival of the fittest and all. If they die it removes their defective genes from the pool, making the species stronger.

>>138500136
its called Feelz>Realz
Libertarians and AnCaps go on about "humans being logical creatures" but they are so obv assblasted wrong, it puts to shame the last bit of decency in their meme ideologies. Humans, are first, and foremost, emotional beasts, who WILL, time and time again, do what feels good over what is logically best.

>>138496915
This is what happens when you overprotect your kids from infectants and allergens. Immune systems go full retard mode when it isn't exposed to shit at a young age, so the body has no idea what to fight or what to ignore. Peanut allergies never used to be this severe, but it's the most common food allergy, so first time a doc tells parents their kid has a peanut allergy, they have their kids avoid peanuts like the plague. This results in their immune systems going even more crazy even if one particle of peanut dust touches their throat. Keep this going for a couple generations and you end with the mess in the OP.

There's a simple cure for this; reasonably expose your kids to the outdoors so shit can enter their body and the immune system can learn what to fucking do. They will get sick, they will have some mild symptoms, but by the time they're an adult or even just a teen, they will have a strong immune system that won't only not react to stupid foods or pollens, but fight a ton of shit they know is bad for the body and keep them healthy for years.

Imagine being such a genetic failure that a bite of natural food can leave you dead.
Like, stop and ponder that scenario for a minute. Then thank your deity of choice.

>>138501708
Agreed. Those millions of americans dying of opium addiction deserve to die because they are weak

>was starved of oxygen for nearly six minutes

Don't they have oxygen masks on planes?

Make stupid decisions, get fucked. I bet her show sucked shit, too.

>has an allergic reaction to nuts at a restaurant
>family looking to ban nuts on planes
Uhhh

>>138502301
That does not help when the airways are obstructed.

>>138502301
Doesn't work when you have an anaphylactic shock: air doesn't make it to your lungs and blood doesn't flow efficiently

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>>138496915
Perhaps the social Darwin people were right. Ban the EpiPen, let nature take its course.

>>138496915
>getting severe brain damage from a peanut
Its probably for the best that her weak genes are being removed

>>138501980
That too. Drunks, drug addicts, smokers, fatties. Weak willed people who should not be helped. Let them die so that the world becomes better.

>>138500070
This is like when people get hit by a car because they didn't check for traffic and say "I had the right of way!" A two ton vehicle doesn't give a fuck when it's barreling down on your ass.

>>138500822
>expecting a business to bend over backwards meeting your retarded requirements
>for no extra money
Why the fuck would or should they do that?

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>>138496915
>b-ban assault flight nuts now !

>>138502952
>>138503201
>>138501954
>all these social darwinists
Reminder that most of what we have today is due to disabled people

>Jefferson
>Einstien
>FDR (although he might be hated here)
And many many others.

>>138498006
i understand the sentiment but legally businesses have a responsibility to create a safe environment for the customer. The implied invitation extended by the business is what creates this responsibility.

>>138500735
for you

>>138497365
I'd never actually thought of it like that.

Still, it's terrible for the lady.

Looks like natural selection to me. People with severe food allergies would die in the wild. Humanity doesn't need such shit genes.

>>138501409
i would have agreed 5-10 years ago, but at this point muslim terror attacks have become so commonplace that banning muslim refugees is completely reasonable and logical.

>Almost dies from eating nuts

What the actual fucking fuck! Holy shit! How can someone even be allergic to those, they taste great and are dry as fuck. They are essentially seeds.

>>138497365
/thread

>>138503889
>legally businesses have a responsibility
If they didn't advertise "nut-free kitchen" then they didn't accept responsibility for the safety of people with severe nut allergies or other conditions of extraordinary fragility.

>>138504286
Apparently it's the proteins that they contain. The body thinks they are nasty substances and goes into immune shock in defence.
Nuts have quite high protein content, incidentally.

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>>138503889
>Oh hi Subway man I would like a sandwich
>But before you begin I'll have you know I'm highly allergic to pork, so you'll have to throw out all that ham and sterilize the tray, and put a new pair of gloves on before you begin

>>138501883
And 29 years old suggests a 66 year old mother who likely spent the ages 14-32 on a steady diet of alcohol and birth control pills.

I can't have any sympathy for her or those like here just knowing that whatever happened to them, sad as it is, will be the launching point for all manners of irrational shit that make things more difficult for me even I was involved in no way in this, am not at risk for anything so fucking stupid and know for a fact that the state, even with its power to pass all kinds of nanny shit, can't do a damn thing to protect me better than my own common sense provides me with the ability to look after myself.

>>138496915
>die from eating food.
Mother nature would normally be weeding these people out of existence.

How do you even end up allergic to things like this.
Like what fucking causes the body to say "okay if i eat X ever again I am literally going to shut down"

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>>138501871

All anarchists are the same. There is one that is honest though: the "selfish prick anarchist". Thats what they all advocate anyway, chaos for their own benefit (long live Mad Max). Or so they believe at least.

Its flag is missing here on /pol/.

>roasties vs toasties
>toasties win!

thanks for brightening my day

>>138501883
Completely agree, but there's always a chance that people suffer from a dumbass allergy like this even when they do get exposed from a young age.

A friend of mine suffers from this and he does the simple "don't eat it if I don't know what's in it". Aside from that he triple checks when eating out and carries redundant epipens. I'm also pretty sure he doesn't eat on an airplane because he knows they're fucking retarded.

Bottomline, sue the fucking airline to shit and meanwhile keep triple checking everything while taking precautions. I also know this girl with cystic fibrosis that doesn't get on a plane due to her also having a nut allergy, supposedly she'll get a reaction from the air inside the plane and the nut particles, but I'm sceptic on this actually being a thing.

>>138502894
fugggggg

>2017
>Some people have a genetic disposition to becoming retarded if they take 1 bite of a common food
>We cater to these people instead of killing them

No one to blame but her parents and their shitty genetics really.

>>138503605
One of the most annoying traffic choke points I encounter around here is two uncoordinated lights about 200 feet apart that were installed because some stupid shit ran across the street and didn't have the good sense to get killed, but rather took a side mirror to the head and now eats through a straw, drools and craps into a bag - something I'm probably paying for as well.

>>138504181
Except quite literally none have been committed by actual refugees you dumb cunt

>>138501980
I bet you thought you had a gotcha with this retort. You thought wrong.

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>>138499093
god dammit

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Everyone thought it was a big fucking joke, didn't they?

Now we know what the deal is with the airline food.

>>138504654
well subway could put up a sign saying that they refuse to serve people with allergies for liability reasons. Generally businesses don't do that because it seems "bigoted" so to speak. They would rather take a loss on allergen compliance than take the bad PR

>>138500010
Wait, what happens when you swallow a super magnet? How strong are we talking here?
Australia, I wish to be enlightened with regards to this hilarious anecdote!

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>>138500484
>delicious salty snack turns you into a spastic

Fucking kek

>>138505149
>Spanish police now believe the driver of the van that was used to kill 13 and injure more than 130 people in Barcelona on Thursday could still be on the run, local media reports.

>A 22-year-old Moroccan national named Younes Abouyaaqoub is at the focus of a new manhunt following the massacre on Las Ramblas, where a van caused carnage by being driven through a crowded pedestrian area.

there are many more such examples.

BAN ASALT NUTS!

>>138501409
>one terrorist attack
Ishiggydiggy

>>138496915
So she just got physically disfigured and is still operating at her previous mental capacity?

>>138505681
Swallow two at different times and they'll sometimes end up stuck to each other through intestinal walls, which will eventually fuck the intestine up and requires surgery to fix.

I can't imagine being so much of a retard that after swallowing the first magnet you somehow manage to do it again later, then have the audacity to petition the legislature because you're too stupid to stop swallowing magnets.

>>138501409
I would still want to ban muslims if there were 0 terrorist attacks

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when u nut but she still eatin

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>>138506773

>>138496915
What's this post even about? What's my takeaway?

>>138496915
Are there any decent methods besides torrents to watch UK or other international TV as an American?

>>138496915
And?
If you can't have nuts, don't go outside with normal people. You need the bubble, we don't.
I'd rather live free and let the small % with this allergy die than give up access to nut products.
If you have this allergy it's on you to steer clear of it, not us.
Fuck that bitch.

>>138497365

This. Only has herself to blame, really.

Honestly, it would have been better for herself and for her parents if she had died.

>>138506953
>Be incredibly irresponsible for your personal well being
>Demand everyone else change
It's just a symptom of our society that this shit is taken seriously.

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>eat a nut
>die

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>>138496915
LISTEN NOW:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vR8h9VAkbwQ

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>>138505643
So what she SHOULD be campaigning for is removal of the stigma of banning allergyfags from businesses

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>>138498979
Oh my God.

>>138505149

Not true, there was that Syrian guy at the music festival in Germany, the Afghan who beheaded the woman at Ikea in Sweden, and the Bataclan attackers, among others

>>138496915
She can choke on my nuts anytime

>>138497365
Completely this

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>>138496915
100% sure this retard is pretending because women want sympathy and she wanted to get lots of money out of her employer. just like those pretend retards caught faking injuries to milk disability, or that one girl who swore she had gotten some disorder after getting a flu shot but was discovered she was faking the whole fucking thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwlRwGQl5x4&feature=related
Look at this shit. Look at the fucking show she puts on, then look at her getting fucking busted by a reporter

>>138507003

Just run a search for the channel you want. Cricfree.sx has BBC1, just scroll down to the bottom

>>138497365
I don't even eat food processed or prepared by other people because I don't want anything that a non white has touched

>>138507847
Thanks ill give it a shot.

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>>138506077
POKEBALL GO!

>>138496915
> being this much of a genetic defective
> not killing yourself

to be fair it doesnt seem like she has the capacity anymore; why cant we live in a sane society like ancient sparta where people like this would be put to good use as fertilizer?

>>138496915
> eats nuts from restaurant
> let's ban nuts on all flights

wat.

>>138505096
Let's make sure this genetic defect survives so our genome can become weaker.

>>138508133
liberals are beyond mentally fucking retarded already. packaged nuts for flights are made in separate places and even stored away from other food products. they are just making up bullshit to be mad about to focus their attention on and "win". women are fucking stupid and thrive on attention

>>138505540
Kek

>>138496915
Wouldn't it be better to go after the manufacturer of her faulty EpiPen?

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>>138497365
Nut's have killed more people than than Hitler and the Confederates combined "ergo inherently evil".

We must erase all traces of nut consumption from history.

Starting with this monument to evil incarnate.

>>138496915

dude what the fuck
how could anyone ever live like this?

what world do we live in where something like this can even happen?

somebody please fix her

>>138504662
Do you think a 35-36 yr old woman who doesnt drink, hasnt been on birth control for more than a few years, and is reasonably healthy would have an ok child? I am scared of giving my wife a potato baby.

>>138496915
Really need to be packing an epi pen if you have allergies this bad.

>>138508725

no, the medical world is a complete jewscam designed for doctors and execs to become wealthy off others misfortune.
that pen should be the first thing looked into, but its not because nobody cares

>>138508725
Epinephrine doesn't always work.

>>138501409
jihad is political islam

>>138499093
And suddenly, I don't care about her.

They are weak genetic links. It is best that they die.

>>138509037
sure buddy
i made two children to two different 35 yo roasties, they are fine (i swear:)
one is average but smart and pretty, the other one is special like clearly superior genes

>>138497365

nice to see not all leafs are retarded cucks

>>138509037
Screen your pregnancies carefully and never trust an activist doctor. A doctor in Oregan was doing pregnancy screening for a couple that was open about their plans to abort if the fetus wasn't healthy which the doctor felt was morally wrong so the doctor just lied to the couple about their down syndrome baby and told them it was healthy. They were suing over the potato they gave birth to die entirely because of the lies of their doctor but people just attacked them for not wanting a retard so idk if they won or not. Either way they're stuck with a retard now.

>>138505149
i think you're the dumb cunt here boyo
keep lurking though
if you're not dumb you'll become one of us in a few months

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>>138497365
See, this is what I like to see when I come into a thread. Someone who just knocked the fucker out in the first post and saved everyone else the trouble. Good job, anon.

>>138500484
Admittedly getting permanent brain damage from eating one bite of food that's supposed to be safe sounds like my idea of a living nightmare

Think I'd rather die desu

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>This Morning

Is it because I is black?

>>138506773
Criminally underrated.

>>138504070
>I'd never actually thought of it like that.
how old are you?

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>>138501883

I'm old, I don't remember any kid having nut allergies in the 70's.
I went to a kids party, ate the food, had fun,went home.
No kid died from eating anything, wtf is really happening here?

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>>138497365
agree

>>138510085
Ok, thank you.
>>138510292
Sounds like a good idea. I would have to screen the doctor, maybe get multiple opinions, because I am simply not raising a downie.

>>138510900
oh you!

>>138499093
>Coalburner
My empathy is gone.

>>138497365
>>138496915

>told the restaurant
>still got nutted
>somehow airplanes

It probably was not a white country, she was unprepared for the risks she was taking and now airplanes? What the fuck?

I have diabetes 1, I don't go on long walks without sugar any more than I would go deep sea diving without any oxygen. This bitch was already retarded, should have died. Sad!

>>138501409
Islam is an ideology that endorses terrorism and strictly encourages conquest

Peanuts are not an ideology

Don't be a klutz
Bin those nuts.

>eat food from restaurent
>blame airlines

I'll let darwin handle this one

>>138499721

Actually, eating nuts is essential for your testosterone production, which is why women wage war on it like they do with everything that boosts testosterone.

>>138496915
>Fucks niggers
>Eats nuts
>Brain damaged
Toll status = PAID

>>138506113
He's a legal immigrant though

>>138511269
>Peanuts are not an ideology
Says you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwqamA2MAkA

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>>138497365
Sounds about right. My uncle is celiac, and won't even bother going to restaurants for anything more potentially dangerous than a glass of wine. He makes his own food using ingredients he feels personally safe about. Seems the only logical option to me.

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>>138496915
#notallnuts

>>138497365
I never thought a leaf could make so much sense. Eclipse day really is weird

>>138498006
>>138497365
just this. same for muzzies: if you dont like the bacon at school then prepare your own fucking meals at home.

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>>138498979

I'm severely allergic to peanuts. Not sure if i would die though. Hasn't gone to that extreme. But it does start itching and swell up. But I also have an epi pen (it's adrenalin). But I have to renew it every year because it turns bad. I also have a bunch of pills i can take.

So it could be she didn't renew her medicine, and it simply turned bad. I also always have 2 of them, incase one of them wouldn't work

Very unfortunate, because why the fuck would a god damn peanut or nut kill us. Nature really fucked us over

>>138511992
I've found that my bread goes stale quicker using a bread box

>Pay cooks 10.50$/hour

>customers expect 4 years of college and 4 years of med school tier precautions

>>138496915
>>138502894

if i ever were to end up like this just fucking kill me.

>>138500070
Because this is clearly not a nut allergy, this is mega gitdemnutsaway allergy, this is the kind of allergy where a warning saying "does not contain nuts but is packaged in a facility where nuts are present" warning is required reading, this is "your meal has no nuts in it whatsoever but our chef only washed his hands with regular handsoap before putting on a different set of gloves and preparing your meal" is a no-go allergy. She'd need to go to a restaurant named some gimmicky shit like "absolutely no nuts here" bitch probably got a swollen tongue from kissing her boyfriend who had a Snickers 6 days ago. Nut allergies aren't even remotely this crazy, this bitch is massively allergic and what happened was bound to happen and is a form of natural selection

>>138512118
Don't know what you did to piss her off but mother nature doesn't like you.

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>>138498399
There are no rights

>>138512866
>
definitely not. Born in this twisted country (though it was very good when i was growing up) , plus allergic to PEANUTS fkn peanuts

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>>138511396
Yeah something is missing here. What kind of plane has a restaurant on it?

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>>138496915

Reminds me of pic

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>>138499093
Oh...now I see

>>138496915
So she was activated by almonds?

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>>138499093
Well that's that in'nit?

>>138505540
underrated

>>138496915
ebinben
:DDDDD

>>138501409
>one terrorist attack per day

>>138496915
>Has a life-threatening condition that simple every day items can kill you.
>Decide to leave the house.
>HEY LET'S FUCK UP EVERYONE ELSE'S LIVES INSTEAD!

>>138496915

>have life-threatening allergy
>too dumb to know you should just cook all your shit at home to never have to worry
>eat out
>trust half-assed server to care enough to really convey importance to non-English speaking prep cooks to sterilize everything completely
>end up vegetable

I hate to say it, but people like this would have died in infancy a long, long time ago, nature did not intend for her to last this long, she should be fortunate she had 29 years of actual life before this happened because in any other time, she'd have been dead well beforehand.

>>138496915
i wouldnt eat at a restaurant if i had nut allergy. but im not a woman so im not expecting people to pander to me

>>138498979
I always wondered how Pakis dealt with retard bathing

>Seatbelt still on.
Does she know she isn't in the car anymore?

>>138501409
>one

>>138514364
swede, woman vagina, vagina.

>>138497365
Well, a leaf with brains.
FPBP

if you see someone go into anaphalactic shock should you deepthroat them ? will that fix the problem or does the inside of the lungs constrict too ?

>>138505540
I enjoyed this post

Bitches like this are why i always eat peanuts before i get on the plane. Also why I always sit in 1B or 1C so everyone can walk by me.

>>138499205
>"following this logic we need to ban food in general"
>checks flag
that's not your job. we have commies for thar.

Yikes I'm surprised she lasted as long as she did with an allergy that extreme

>>138496915
That is sad

>>138514686
It's also expected. Someone with a nut allergy went in an area that is common knowledge there are nuts there.

>>138497365

FPBP

>eating anything that MAY have nuts

why not just put a revolver with 1 bullet in it to your head and pull the trigger?

>>138514686
>sad
potato was a coal burner.

also, this happened in Hungary. she trusted service here *before* she had brain damage. that's amazing. most people here have no idea about this kind of allergy, as serious cases die inexplicably young. I don't know a single person who's allergic to nuts.

>>138512523
This.

If you use any form of bread container you're either rich, or a fucking hampton.

I always leave my bag wide open and it takes ages to spoil. And crusty bread tastes even better imo

>>138514678
>cant have a allergic reaction if there is nothing to eat
god i love communism now

>>138499195
she would have rejected me before. wHo's ; laughing now bitch!

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>>138506773
Oh my!

>>138515067

Neither do I actually.

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>>138497365

Yep 100% I'd go as far to say that this is just a form of natural selection. If you can die from eating a nut you don't deserve to be in the gene pool.

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>>138500136
or they make up facts when reality doesn't suit them

>>138496915
Thinning the herd

>>138496915
>Have an allergy that can literally give you brain damage
>Walk around eating food that other people prepared for you

I'm sorry. It's sad but seriously. Fuck you

What do people like these eat? Almost everything can contain some nuts right? Even a fucking bread. I suppose they eat only cucumbers, lettuce and tomatoes?

Of course they're English. Ban assault nuts now. BAN EVERYTHING BECAUSE I'M ONE OF THE 1 PEOPLE IN 10 THOUSAND THAT GETS BRAIN DAMAGE WHEN A SPEC OF NUT GETS ON MY CHEESEBURGER

>>138512834
but... you're anonymous. how...

>>138496915
>>138496915


>eating a peanut can cause someone to turn into a retard

why do people get to live? same with regular tards. all they do is soak up our goverments money for nothing in return. they just inconvenience people and are used to push narratives.

>>138515831
We've flipped the playbook, now it's survival of the genetic rejects.

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>>138496915

>>138508918
that's just nutty

>>138505149
A good number of them were rapefugees, you cunt.

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>>138501409
>one terrorist attack
>one terrorist
>one

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>>138516124
shut up spic.

>epipen failed to work

why aren't they suing Big Pharma? that senator's jew daughter who runs the company that keeps on jacking up the price of epipens should be forced to face paying financial compensation for her disgustingly, immorally overpriced gadget's failure.

>>138512118
this is why you need to have kids early, before you go full retard

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>>138508918
You're onto something. Make a new thread for this and we'll meme it.

>>138515831
>>138516339
you have to go back

>>138508918
>>138516470
second

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>>138496915
>Reports of a British male eating cashews without a license

>>138497365
Screencap. Include me.

>>138508024
uh who do you think picks your veggies and grows your cows lol

>get in elevator
>she rolls in
>mouth open drooling
>take dick out
>take a bit a drool and use as lube
>nut in her mouth
>steal her chair

>we should make the world a padded cell to make an extreme minority of gay little faggots/genetic rejects happy

>Since the incident, Amy's parents have had to sell their home to fund the costs of the hospital treatment she needs as the insurance didn't cover their daughter's condition.

I thought healthcare was free in the UK?

>>138501409
Choosing to eat food prepared by someone else when you have shit genes is just that, a choice.

Getting run over by an Islamic Truck of Peace isn't.

>>138496915
>eating in budapest
>expecting not to die of food allergies in a foreign backwater
The waiter probably only half understood her rambling and assumed she was screeching about gluten intolerance or whether the rice was humanely harvested.

>>138515423
I know two, they can't eat them. Both raised by helicopter single mothers.

>>138517438
You chose to vote, repeatedly, to elect the shits that let them in.

>>138506773
oh well done

>>138501409
difference is that everyone enjoys peanuts, and banning them comes at the cost of everyone's enjoyment. no one enjoys muslims, and banning them comes at no cost to anyone but themselves

>>138517615
I actually don't vote because I can't stomach any of them. Unless they're goose stepping into the parliament, I ain't voting.

>>138496915
>trusting the eternal Magyar
She deserved it, tbqh.

>>138517558

Yikes, how normal did they turn out

>>138496915
Wow, to believe that a mere allergy left her damaged like that is nuts.

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Who /freepeanutdays/?

>have a reaction to nuts in food that was served in a restaurant
>we should ban nuts on airplanes
How the fuck do you get from a to b there?

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>>138496915
your gonna love my nut

>>138496915
Affirmative action cook?

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>>138516026
Why would they even keep her alive in this state? People have a weird way of thinking on this shit. I say that hunk of meat is no longer their daughter. Everything that made her their daughter was in her brain, and now all that's left is a drooling meat puppet existing in utter mockery of what they once loved.

You are what is in your brain. Your body is important only to the extent that it is where your brain lives. That brain-damaged body is no different to an empty house.

>>138496915
sounds like the epipen's fault to me

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>>138496915
>Still hot
>Mouth conveniently agape ready for nuts
What's not to love?

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>be retarded
>shit on hungary for being retarded

ok

>>138515710
ye how she gonna reproduce if the guy is gonna nut on her, gonna give her egs to someone else hehehe

>>138496915
I hope that Britain introduces a peanut license for anyone who wants to eat such a dangerous snack.
REGULATE ALL PEANUTS NOW! STOP THIS HAPPENING IN FUTURE!

>>138497365
A
FUCKING
NUT

>>138518258
Not completely gone apparently
"She asked Amy, who is unable to speak but could understand what was being said, what she thought of the debate and she communicated by blinking that she agreed there should be a ban in place on nuts on flights."

>>138510693

Before the 20th century people like her would have simply died in infancy or childhood.

Life on easy mode because she's a woman

>>138518477
>Hot

Anon, I don't think you know what that word means.

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>>138496915
That really activates my walnuts

>>138503856

>Jefferson
>Einstien

What?

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>>138506077

That flag, dem digits.

Mine.

>>138497365
I came here to read up on some news cause drudge is boring and this is the first thing I see.
Fucking /pol/
Never change

>>138496915

If eating a peanut can kill you, maybe you're supposed to die

t. Louie Cuckay

>>138502894
fuck

>>138510900
#based

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>>138496915
1 nut and you become a retarded mess, just why even bother.

>>138507164
She just a burden now, nothing left of the woman that was

>>138496915
What a tard

>>138496915

Nut-based WMDs when?

>trusting the $11/hour food crew with ingredients that can kill you
"no"

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>>138516124
Latinas Si! Cacahuates NO!!

>>138496915
literally just fucking kill me if my mind is compromised even to a fraction of this degree. just a bullet straight to the dome, don't shed a tear

>>138520274
her da volunteers to look after in workdays to get a sloppy fingering

>>138518888
>"She asked Amy, who is unable to speak but could understand what was being said, what she thought of the debate and she communicated by blinking that she agreed there should be a ban in place on nuts on flights."

you cant make this shit up. also nice digits

>>138496915
this is nuts

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>>138496915

>>138498979
kek

>>138506773
fucking lel

>>138496915
This is nuts
She looks like nutted but still suckin
Nuttin a epipen couldn't have fixed

>>138510693
>>138518912
apparently what happened was her throat closed up (or something) and basically she got brain damage from a lack of oxygen.

her epi-pens also didn't work for some reason.

>>138520593
>literally just fucking kill me if my mind is compromised even to a fraction of this degree
>Check flag
Yeah I've got bad news

People with allergies just need to fucking die.

>>138499093
first time i've ever seen a hitlerjugend on a nigger. huh

>have allergies
>get pissed off about them
>take minimal amounts of what causes my allergies
>after a year i stop having reactions
>completely clear myself of allergies
>doctor tells me thats basically what the allergy shots are for and do
i dont take medicine for colds or flu anymore and i stopped getting them. i might get a cough for half a day or a 99 degree fever but that shit dies 2 hours later. George Carlin was right about that

>>138521251
well what the fuck are you waiting for

>>138521916
The day of the rake.

>>138508918
What about my nuts between my legs?

wtf you even do when some qt like this starts coughing in a restaurant because of this?

>>138521632
This is how they "fixed" allergies back when I was a kid in the early 1970s as well.

>Mom was told I was allergic to milk
>"Don't actually give him milk directly, but just give him foods that contain milk in small amounts for a few years and see how he adapts"

By the time I started school, I was fine, but hated milk because I never drank it those first formative years and have never liked the taste since.

Sometime tells me OP veggie's situation wouldn't have worked out as well as ours did, which is why I insist that she wasn't meant to exist this long unless she was going to keep in full control of everything she eats.

>>138512842
>bitch probably got a swollen tongue from kissing her boyfriend who had a Snickers 6 days ago
Oh good lord my sides.

>>138496915
>>and was forced to use her EpiPen twice which didn't work

as an EMT ill bet she had super expired epi pens and thats why they didnt work gotta check that shit regularly or become a vegetable

It's her fault for not taking her own life into consideration.

>>138521632
I think you're onto something, something is not right with this allergies thing that came up during the 90's

>95' "My kid has allergies X,Y and Z you should watch out"
>00' "My kid has ADHD so you better watch out and don't punch him when he gets out of line pls"
>05' "My kid has depression, so he doesn't need to participate in anything if he doesn't want to"
>10' "My kid has asburgers so he do whatever he likes *giggles*"
>15' "My kid is gay, so you just let him be a flamboyant faggot pls"
>17' My kid is trangender, so you have to use the proper pronouns, or else we'll get you kicked out of school, mister teacher"+

>>138496915
why do tardos twist their hands up?

deez nuts

>>138522566
'Cause it's fun to play t-rex.

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>>138497365
Maybe if a peanut can kill you, you were meant to die

>>138498399
I know this is bait. But according to what? Not the constitution.
Health care is literally NOT a right.

>>138522566
I would really like to know what the hell is going on in her head? killmepls or "well maybe I get along with this situation here"

>>138496915
I thought the old adage of "You are what you eat." was true. If so, how did a nut turn her into a vegetable?

>>138496915
I wanna nut in her gaping mouth, see if it cures her.

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>>138522732
it's probably more like pic related

>>138522763
terry schaivo style. I like your moves, kiddo.

>>138496915
wat

>>138502738
Finally, some cunt who read the op

>>138522950
the morale of the story is don't go eat something in hungary

>>138496915
I'm sorry but people who have reactions this severe to a god damned nut are genetic dead ends. This isn't the kind of DNA we need to be passed down into future generations. If this shit happened to my son I would want him to be euthanized. There is no point even living like this.

And why should nuts be banned because less than a percent of the population are allergic? If we go down this route, everything is gonna end up being banned.

>>138522763
the woman is clearly allergic to deeze nuts

>>138522618
kek

this thread has been a fucking riot

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>>138496915
Captcha: private cock

>>138500660
more?

>>138523228
qeq

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>>138497365
>when the leaf makes an actually good post

>>138520274
at least she's on tv now

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No empathy for the sorrows of women. An over valued blue chip feminist with a face like a torn pocket implodes into a spastic for eating a nut. Let nature do its work.

>>138497365

Sad story, I mildly agree with FP though. First of all, don't fucking trust Hungarian restaurants when it comes to a life-threatening food allergy. That's just common sense. On the other hand, the chef/staff seemed to confirm that there's no nuts in the meal, so there are to blame as well.

Kinda agree with the nut ban on flights though. Nobody fucking needs nuts, just serve pretzels.

>>138522143
chat her up and get a brain damaged gf?