OFFICIAL NASA ECLIPSE LIVESTREAM THREAD FOUR - EARTHQUAKES ACROSS

Where's your g-d now flatearthfags?

HAPPENING

this is gay shit

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IZ DA JOOS

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>>138485946

\
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's fucking nothing. Go to sleep, it's getting dark.

>BLACK GOO

>>138485946
Kek has left us, and will not be back until 9/23

>>138486105
This.

is NASA behind this?

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Hello there Niburu, glad you could make it.

>>138485946
They literally went out and found the only Asian in Idaho to talk about the Eclipse.

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nothing happened
why you lie to me /pol/

>>138485946
Another stream: twitch tv/nasa

I LOVE YOU GUYS. see you when the simulators crash.

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H A P P E N I N G
A
P
P
N
I
N
G

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Wow it's literally nothing

I've been looking at the stream of the eclipse without glasses and I'm not blind yet. Did fakenews lie just to sell glasses?

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B L A C K E D

>>138486104
big if true

That's it?

Lame.

well that was gay

>Eclipse hits Idaho Falls
>RIP

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HAPPENING-CON: IT'S OVER

>>138486105
>>138486105
>it's getting dark.
DAS RITE

>>138486161
ITS ABOUT TO HAPPEN

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>>138485946
>OFFICIAL NASA ECLIPSE LIVESTREAM
>AMERICA

>>138486105
I'm tired I'm logging off for the night I suggest you anons should do the same.

I can feel my brain cells dying thanks ameica

>>138486230
this
Where are my superpowers?

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>>138485946
what did He meme by this?

>>138486097
The age of Goyim has ended.

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>>138485946

Remember guys, do not look at the glory of god with your eyes or they will burn. Only when god has shielded his glory for you can you witness it

>>138486104
HOLY SPACE BALLS

>>138486298
MY NEIGHBOUR TURNED INTO A [DEMON] FUUUUUUUUU

why the youtube stream so quiet?

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Unofficial Thread Theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEvmisjTGkk

oh i am not Going to get my flesh removed by demons today now i have to find something else to do

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HOLY SHIT ITS FUCKING HAPPENING

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>>138486153
I saw it too anon

>september one

Got 2 1/2 minutes totality coming to my backyard soon. Can't wait!

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WE'VE BEEN MET WITH A TERRIBLE FATE

>>138486378

OH SHIT A GAY NIGGER JUST FLEW PAST MY WINDOW. HAPPENING!

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Post yfw it starts HAPPENING when totality gets here

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>>138486310
It's just a NASA camera trick.

>>138486104
I had this thought I love you man. teabagged by the moon.

>Live in CA
>Nothing happened
>Sky is grey

Disappointed

>>138486419
I miss this moon

JIM [GREEN]
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS

>>138486310
top fucking kek

Just saw the totality in person and it was so fucking awesome.
The footage and livestreams are nowhere near experiencing it for yourself. I am so sorry to those of you outside the line that missed what could have literally been the most incredible two minutes of your life.

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>>138485946
Schwarze Sonne über Amerika ! Zeitenwende !

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#sOLAReCLIPSE2017

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>>138486447

Who else sad here the sun won't stay blacked out?

I glanced at the partial eclipse and now my eyes hurt

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AAHHHH
THIS CAN'T BE REAL

Is anyone else hearing air raid sirens?

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>>138486097
Make sure you buy my glasses goy

>>138486405
It's mercury

Why is Shepard Smith so annoying

cmon mang you promised me demons and shiet. 0/10 eclipse doesn't deliver

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xG2lmWetCk
Fox News coverage is hilarious right now.

Eclipse = fake and gay

>>138485946
Anyone know the time when the eclipse will be in florida?

>>138486503
fuck you nigger

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>eclipse omen : CHECK
>???
>American civil war 2.0 begins.

The mass public meditation isn't even supposed to be happening for another 40 minutes, calm down.

>>138486473
It's what we get for living here I guess.

>almot over

>nothing happened


POL BTFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>138486405
Ah fuck, that means it already passed me. Oh well, there's always next millenia.

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Guys I walked into my kitchen and found a ready made gyro sitting on the table what the fuck

>>138486105
kek

MAGA hats protect you from the eclipse, if you wear one pls look at it.

HOW LONG UNTIL SALEM?

>>138486545
wait my boy
when it's going through the MIDWEST PEOPLE WILL FUCKAKDAFKAN TUAN INDA DEAMONS

THREAD THEME!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_S6DKqcU9M

lets get some numbers rolling

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EARTHQUAKES REPORTED ACROSS AFRICA AND THE MIDDLE EAST
>EARTHQUAKES REPORTED ACROSS AFRICA AND THE MIDDLE EAST
EARTHQUAKES REPORTED ACROSS AFRICA AND THE MIDDLE EAST
>EARTHQUAKES REPORTED ACROSS AFRICA AND THE MIDDLE EAST
EARTHQUAKES REPORTED ACROSS AFRICA AND THE MIDDLE EAST

SMALL EARTHQUAKES REPORTED ALL OVER THE US

LIGHTNING STORMS IN FLORIDA

HOSPITALS ON HIGH ALERT

IT'S STARTING TO HAPPEN
STRAP IN IT'S ABOUT TO GET CRAZY

>>138486643
this guy is more annoying than that Josh christian freak

HOLY SHIT IDAHO IS FUCKING DARK

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>>138486546
why do they act so stupid. oh nevermind I just remembered who runs hollywood again.

>>138486180
Literally retarded. You don't go blind instantly but wait about 10 years. There were nurses that tried to view the eclipse through xray film and went blind some years after. God damn you are stupid.

>>138486673
>>138486657
Post sauces you larpers faggots.

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>>138486447
mfw

>>138486657
source???

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Pic I took(Houston)

>>138486657
>>138486673
Oh fuck

GUYS ITS FUCKING HAPPENING AT YELLOWSTONE

THE FISH ARE LEAVING THE LAKES

>>138486643
Better thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4

>>138486616
tell your mother thank you

IT JUST GOT DARK

SHE GOT BLACKED

>>138486564
I know it sounds like bait, but those are the completely honest feelings of someone who viewed it in person.
You really fucking missed out.

>>138486503
fuck you nigger

BULGARIA IS COLD TOO

>>138486673
please be a larper. There is a storm starting here.

>>138486161
Another eclipse in Dallas in 7 years m8

YELLOWSTONE IN 30 MINUTE

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>>138486657

Sauce?

>>138486758
THE BIRDS ARE LEAVING THE SKIES!

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>>138486490
Yes

>IT JUST GOT DARK ALL AROUND US

DAS RITE WHITE BITCH YOU BOUT TO GET BLACKED

ALSO

>CLAPPING

AMERICLAPS CLAP @ THE MOON

>americlaps

>>138486673
Of course there's lightning storms in Florida. Its Florida, its always thundering here

>americlaps clapping at the eclipse

OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGG fucking FUCKING VENUS

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT

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1224 PM
EDMOND OK

I'm hearing some kind of increasing whale song, but I'm 50 km from the coast. What gives, bros?

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>>138485946
>Be in UK
> Greatest eclipse in years
> Sky is overcast, same as every other day
> can not see the sun
> cannot see eclipse
> sky looks same as every day before

>>138486822
BABIES ARE HAVING BABIES
DOGS AND CATS ARE LIVING TOGETHER
IT'S FUCKING ANARCHY

>Dat ray structure

>>138486529
Fuck off Jew, even blind I'll know you're behind all the evil. Small price to pay, you kike bastard!

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Rumour floating around my local Publix is that whenever the Total Solar Eclipse hits the Buttercow shit is going to kick off.

>>138486503
fuck you nigger

OH SHIT IT'S GOING AWAY

>>138486879
you can but you dont have tools to see. they probably banned welding masks because they are problematic.

>>138486946
Broward here wya

>>138486743
Hasent come by yet mate

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I DON'T WANNA DIE

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OFFICIAL YFW WHEN VENUS

>>138486473
South Cali here, moon only covered like 1/5th of the sun.

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>>138485946
HOLY SHIT

A King Kong like creature just rose from Lake Simcoe!

ITS HABBENING

California here
Sun looks like a crescent moon
I stayed up 25 hours for nothing

>>138487020
Coral Springs whats up

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>tfw not in the path of totality

When will horses devour each other?

i live in MA, when do i get to see cool shit happen here

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>Americans clapping and cheering

>>138486879
>British "education"

clap clap clap

BLACK PEOPLE ARE TIPPING!! WOMEN ARE PAYING THEIR OWN BILLS!! IT'S COMPLETE ANARCHY!!!

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>>138486657
>>138486673
MY BEER FUCKING EXPLODED THERE'S A BEER CAN SHRAPNEL IN MY EYE

HOLY FUCKING SHIT I GOT CHILLS

>>138486503
I get the full monty come 2024.

NASA MOVING THE CAMERA AT IDAHO FALLS, WHAT ARE THEY HIDING?

>>138485946
THIS IS A TEST RUN FOR PROJECT BLUEBEAM
THERE IS NO ECLIPSE

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>>138486743
You will die soon

>>138486879
>in washington state
>look around
>it's like i'm wearing sunglasses, wowzers.

Why the fuck did i get up early for this.

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>board is supposed to be about politics
>eclipse threads everywhere

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ITS HAPPENING. EARTHQUAKE HITS YELLOWSTONE VOLCANO

http://www.express.co.uk/news/science/844037/eclipse-solar-eclipse-earthquake-Yellowstone-volcano
>http://www.express.co.uk/news/science/844037/eclipse-solar-eclipse-earthquake-Yellowstone-volcano

ITS HAPPENING. EARTHQUAKE HITS YELLOWSTONE VOLCANO

http://www.express.co.uk/news/science/844037/eclipse-solar-eclipse-earthquake-Yellowstone-volcano
>http://www.express.co.uk/news/science/844037/eclipse-solar-eclipse-earthquake-Yellowstone-volcano

ITS HAPPENING. EARTHQUAKE HITS YELLOWSTONE VOLCANO

http://www.express.co.uk/news/science/844037/eclipse-solar-eclipse-earthquake-Yellowstone-volcano
>http://www.express.co.uk/news/science/844037/eclipse-solar-eclipse-earthquake-Yellowstone-volcano

ITS HAPPENING. EARTHQUAKE HITS YELLOWSTONE VOLCANO

http://www.express.co.uk/news/science/844037/eclipse-solar-eclipse-earthquake-Yellowstone-volcano
>http://www.express.co.uk/news/science/844037/eclipse-solar-eclipse-earthquake-Yellowstone-volcano

ITS HAPPENING. EARTHQUAKE HITS YELLOWSTONE VOLCANO

http://www.express.co.uk/news/science/844037/eclipse-solar-eclipse-earthquake-Yellowstone-volcano
>http://www.express.co.uk/news/science/844037/eclipse-solar-eclipse-earthquake-Yellowstone-volcano

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>tfw overcast cucked me out of watching the eclipse

GODDAMNIT

/oureclipse/?

"Why The Solar Eclipse Must Be Bad For The Jews — Or So Says The Talmud"
>http://forward.com/culture/380569/why-the-solar-eclipse-must-be-bad-for-the-jews-or-so-says-the-talmud/

>curvature of Earth

Nice try nasa

>>138487113
you didn't even see it irl you faggot

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>>138486153
{{{They}}} switched Sol wit Nibiru, and got away with it. Sad!

http://www.express.co.uk/news/science/844037/eclipse-solar-eclipse-earthquake-Yellowstone-volcano
HAPPENING

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>yuropoops jealous because there won't be an eclipse near them for at least a decade

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>>138487166
Serves you right for being a milky licker.

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>>138487162
>IT'S NOT FAKE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

REPORT THIS DEGENERACY:
https://twitter.com/hiitaylorblake/status/899686340475965440
https://twitter.com/hiitaylorblake/status/899686340475965440
https://twitter.com/hiitaylorblake/status/899686340475965440

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>>138486892
>BABIES ARE HAVING BABIES

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>>138486673
>>138486657


CONFIRMED!

EARTHQUAKES ALL OVER THE USA!

WTF???

ITS HAPPENING!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4EN2JGWYs8

I made 500 bucks selling those glasses today on the side of the street

>>138487162
>it's real
J U S T
U
S
T

>>138487162

Jesus Christ. They jews are going to use nukes to trigger Yellowstone and blame it on the eclipse.

>>138486879
Cheer up mate, you'll have some new neighbors moving in at the moment. Abdul and Malik. Cheery lads, you'll be drinking mates on the hour!

>>138487162

REPENT NOW! ASK FORGIVENESS FOR YOUR SINS! CHRIST IS REBORN ON EARTH!

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>>138487076
>tfw no eclipse here until 2090

Maybe I'll live to be 100

Što će srpske pičke nego jahat' traktore i srat' na Internetu. Majku ću vam jebat' na prvi poged. stoko pijana balvanobacačka.

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http://www.express.co.uk/news/science/844037/eclipse-solar-eclipse-earthquake-Yellowstone-volcano
>http://www.express.co.uk/news/science/844037/eclipse-solar-eclipse-earthquake-Yellowstone-volcano
http://www.express.co.uk/news/science/844037/eclipse-solar-eclipse-earthquake-Yellowstone-volcano
>http://www.express.co.uk/news/science/844037/eclipse-solar-eclipse-earthquake-Yellowstone-volcano
http://www.express.co.uk/news/science/844037/eclipse-solar-eclipse-earthquake-Yellowstone-volcano
>http://www.express.co.uk/news/science/844037/eclipse-solar-eclipse-earthquake-Yellowstone-volcano
HAPPENING

>>138487162
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FUCKING HELL

is the moon a nigger?

>>138487162
>Today’s quake, which hit at 3am local time, followed a 2.5 magnitude quake at 7.23pm local time yesterday, which was at a depth of six miles, leading to fears they could be increasing in intensity.

fug

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Arizona here, managed to get a decent picture using VHS tape as a filter.

It's also partly cloudy, clear all fucking week, but today it's cloudy.

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>>138487162
>it isn't fake

>>138487162
NO

>>138486946
does that thing have tits for eyes?

>>138486105
>>138486145
>>138486278
>burgers will actually go to sleep

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>>138487162
>http://www.express.co.uk/news/science/844037/eclipse-solar-eclipse-earthquake-Yellowstone-volcano

HOLY SHIT

IT'S FUCKING HAPPENING LADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>The 3.2 magnitude quake was just nine miles north of West Yellowstone
>3.2

Shit tier quake.

>>138486879
I saw the one in 1999. Tbh it was pretty shit and there wasn't much cloud that day.

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>>138487162


>mfw x-tier niggers were right

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>>138486447

>>138487385
There's gonna be an eclipse in 2026, just take a flight to northern Spain

Lambright checking in! All is well in Northern California.

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>>138487162
It's happening.

>>138487162
please be happening

>>138485946
Here in sc, bout a quater eclipse atm

>>138487162

>3.2 Magnitude.

Nigger cmon now.

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>>138487591

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>>138486447

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>>138487162
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGG!!!!!

138486223
God damn it goober you made me fall for it twice.

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>>138487166
good

I feel dizzy and faint. Does anybody else feel dizzy and faint?


I'm getting lots of thoughts and images flashing in my mind, like from other people.

>>138486871
WHY HAS NO ONE ELSE RESPONDED TO THIS YET

PLEASE KEEP WATCHING THE GIF, I SAW THE SAME THING ON THE STREAM

KEEP WATCHING AND THE MOON WILL MOVE AND A CURSOR GOES OVER THE SCREEN

WTF?!?!?

HAPPENING

ANOTHER US NAVY BOAT HITS OIL TANKER

>>138487322
No its not

Search "fire nation" on twitter meme this hard

I love how the stream chat is moving so fast it's actually in synch with the song

>>138487417
ah-bloo-bloo

>>138486503
50 minutes until I see the same glory.

Say helium one more time faggot

>>138487162
>>138487162
>>138487162
>>138487162
magnitude 3 quakes literally happen all the time there

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>>138487162

>>138487162
>>http://www.express.co.uk/news/science/844037/eclipse-solar-eclipse-earthquake-Yellowstone-volcano
>Today’s quake, which hit at 3am local time, followed a 2.5 magnitude quake at 7.23pm local time yesterday, which was at a depth of six miles, leading to fears they could be increasing in intensity.

>Today’s was the most powerful since a 3.1 magnitude quake hit 30 miles west of West Yellowstone on August 10.

>>138487545
Don't rain on my parade, you bastard!

Nevermind, my captcha was guitars, so we're cool.

>>138487686
I actually do feel dizzy and faint...

>>138487162
>http://www.express.co.uk/news/science/844037/eclipse-solar-eclipse-earthquake-Yellowstone-volcano
>3.1 magnitude
>literally nothing, just fat asses walking around

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GUYS

Look at the top left verse

>"And great earthquakes shall be in divers places, and famines, and pestilences; and fearful sights and great signs shall there be from heaven" - Luke 21:11

ITS HAPPENING

EARTHQUAKES EVERYWHERE

SOLAR ECLIPSE

HELIUM!

>>138487417
>>138487432
>>138487382
>>138487355
>>138487335
>>138487322
>>138487300
>>138487207
>>138487162

https://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/eventpage/uu60227292#executive

There's a small earthquake every few hours in yellowstone. This is absolutely nothing new.

IT WAS ONLY 3.2. NO HAPPENING!

>>138487385
*2081
Also, there's one in 2026 in Spain and one 2027 in north africa.

>>138487800
>bible verses

>>138487686

I think I'm starting to channel other people's farts. I'm farting a lot but they don't smell like my farts.

>>138487859
maybe it's just shy

>>138487800
>everywhere

my stomach fucking hurts wtf

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>>138487011
I can't leave the house anyway because I didn't renew my Helmet Tax for my Walking Helmet

I just threw up on my carpet.

>>138487826
*brings fascism to your countr-
Oh wait

helium

>>138487800
If any of these predictions true I'm gonna cum on a pair of underwear I got by accident at the laundromat and post pictures

Upstate SC reporting in. I'm literally directly on its path. Little less than an hour away...i'll try to get decent pics.

BEAT OF THE RISING SUN
BEAT OF THE RISING SUN
YOU GOTTA FEEL YOUR HEART
THE POWER OF THE SUUUUUN

>>138487898
Yup if those shits are gonna pull something, now is the exact time to do eet.

i just shit my pants wtf

>>138487901
wtf me too, started randomly farting at the moment of totality, definitely smelled foreign

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>>138487162
We're FUCKED

>>138487887
the bible is more accurate than Nostradamus. much more specific as well.

>>138487800
Why does every sentence in the bible start with and?
kinda triggering tbhf

on my way to blue springs to see the eclipse
I predict a giant golden swastika will illuminate the moon

i literally just sucked my own dick guys wtf

>>138485946
THE PATRIARCHY IS RAPING THE SUN
SOLAR LIVES MATTER
WHOSE SKY OUR SKY

>>138487976

Get a floppy disk or VHS tape and hold it up to your camera lens to act as a filter.

I FEEL DIZZY
I FEEL LIGHT HEADED
MY STOMACH HURTS

WHAT IS HAPPENING

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>>138487162
>>138487800
>3x earthquake risk during a solar eclipse (see pic related)
It has already been predicted.
Science confirms the risk
It's going to happen.

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who /who here/ here?

IT'S THE EYE OF SAURON!!

HE IS LOOKING FOR THE ONE RING!!

>>138488041
I just had a fart that smelled 10 times more intense than my usual ones

Time to wash away the rain.

Thank you, black hole sun :^)

my back hurts hella bad wtf

time glitch

>>138487162
>3.2 magnitude
wow its fucking nothing

>>138488123

It's okay, they gave me cloud cover.

>>138486310
this is just where the Jews stole that from.

>>138487921
big if true

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>>138488004

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>>138487162
>tfw you're going to die a virgin

>>138488088
its fun until you realize youre sucking a dick. be safe bro.

wtf my eyes just started bleeding

maybe this is just a countdown to sept 23?

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>>138487901

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>>138488009
I catched your drift

Turn this stream on.
First thing I see is a white dude with some weird looking gook, then a nigger sitting next to a white woman, with two cucky looking white dudes on lower platforms next to them.
Can we not even watch a solar eclipse without Nasa's PR team shoving a diversity message up our asses?

>>138488064
>__________ engris educashuan

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>>138487289
>>138487673

FUCK YOU NIGGERS

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>>138485946

Hard to see niggers in the dark

ELOHIM ESSAIM

>>138488217
WHEN THE SUN GOES DOWN
TELL ME WE WILL LIVE TO TELL
THE MYSTERY OF MIDNIGHT AND ITS SPELL
WHEN THE SUN GOES DOWN

>tfw cloudy as fuck
I cant see it with a ghetto camera filter made from a black trash bag

FUCKING SHIT

CNN JUST BURN MY EYES

>>138487800
somebody thought about all that shit and is gonna be SO PISSED on 9/24

>>138486503
I was blessed enough to witness the total eclipse in 1999

How long until it reaches St Louis?

this thread is movin fast

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Meh.

>>138485946
I'm in around 95+ totality and just saw it, it is kind of disappointing really, through the glasses it's just a small crescent, no cool aurora or anything. Why must they over hype everything these days?

>>138488022
Dubs
Check em.

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>tfw nothing is going to happen in your lifetime and /pol/ is a bunch of larping niggers

why live?

>>138488227
its fun until you realize you just came in your mouth

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>>138488192

>the jews are using the moon to steal the sun

At last, I truly see.

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>>138487921
Enhance that image. I think you have something there.

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>>138487162

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>>138487937
I notice you.

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Just saw one of these circling my house. Is this related to the eclipse?

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>>138485946
I'm in SC, here's what it looks like with shitty phone camera.

>>138487690
Adjusting the camera for corona effect

>>138488044
Me too, it smells like curry

It's daytime here in brazil, i can't see the freakin eclipse, everything seems normal. Can someone explain? The time disparity is only 2h but it is still normal and i can see the sun without any problems.

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OH MY FUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>>138488437
I WANT TO BE THAT DANDELION

who /remembers this/ here?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_Virginia_earthquake

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whats is that? the red thing???

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>>138488448

You 'bout to die boy.

>>138486643
The moon is god because he allows us to see, the sun is the devil that blinds us

>>138488437
Damn, she loves anal

ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

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>>138486657
Wonderful!! :D

>>138488562
IT'S THE DEMONS

>>138488562
the corona

overhyped nonsense, just to sell those shades at $4 a pop. It was the Jews again, wasn't it guys.

>>138488329
>florida
>cloudy all around
>also raining
>cant see shit
>local news is showing a bunch of cucks at the local university waiting for the eclipse
>you have to pay to park there and pay for the glasses

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>>138487800

>>138488562
Live is a simulation and the xbox just broke.

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>>138488484

me rn

So who /tookafewquick glancesandwaitingtoseeifblind/ here?

>>138488562
pink, it's my chakra

>>138488064
Only Luke, really.

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>It's in Pepe Colours now..
>Looks like a Gigantic Pepe Rising From behind the moon
What.. what did they mean by this?

>>138488562
it's a sun snake idiot

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>mfw Americans clap at pig scream contests
>mfw Americans put ketchup in the fridge
>mfw Americans marry during solar eclipses
>mfw an American was fat near me

>>138485946

FUCK OFF OP STOP SPREADING LIES. The eclipse is a globalist conspiracy meant to distract us. Stop spreading false narratives

>>138487666

>>138488648
>Default feast of Trumpets

HOLY SHIT THE WIND IN BULGARIA GOT STRONGER ALL OF A SUDDEN

>>138488361
>tfw parents went full retard and didnt let me see the one in 1999
>instead they locked the doors and shut the blinds

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https://sciencenotes.org/can-a-solar-eclipse-trigger-an-earthquake/

>The USGS calculation estimates a 3x increased risk of an earthquake [during a solar eclipse].

To monitor earthquakes, use this tool:

https://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/map/

Yellowstone is going to look like Alaska in another few hours on this map.

>>138485946
Where were you when the sky gypsies finally made their move?

>>138488562
Corona Lite. Chug it.

>>138488437

That is a great picture.

Make a new thread.

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I literally held the sun filter up to my camera.
I got shitty pictures.

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what is this

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>>138488645

woolad

DO NOT POST WITH YOUR AMERICAN FLAG I REPEAT DO NOT POST-YOU ARE BEING TRACKED THEY USE IT TO COORDINATE YOUR EXACT ADDRESS BASED UPON YOUR POSTS

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Why does the cameras have filters?
There must be some cunt that can film it "normally", I wanna see how the sky/surrounding area looks, and not just black shit.

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China just bombed Tokyo

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>>138485946
>DAT PURPLE RING


WTF IS THAT. WHAT IS THAT!!

>>138488939
Oops.