NASA TV Public-Education
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwMDvPCGeE0
The New York Times
Watch the Solar Eclipse Live Across the US | Solar Eclipse 2017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-DB5vlYQtg
https://www.nasa.gov/eclipselive
https://www.nasa.gov/eclipse2017
YELLOWSTONE WILL BLOW TODAY
>>138484079
1st for KEK
Live from Oregon shit just got real
MY LEFT HAND IS GOING NUMB
First for Yellowstone wiping out the Midwest!
>>138484173
Muh Digits!
did america get destroyed yet?
>>138484079
>>138484201
RARE FLAG
Official thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raxhfl_QU_k
> When darkness covers the Sun,
> There is still a light to save my soul.
> Send me an angel.
No comfy allowed
only shitposts
>Hiro
>>138484173
roll
CONFIRMED SUPERPOWERS SOON
GET
https://twitter.com/earthquakeapp
look at all these earthquakes
Reminder that jews run NASA.
WELL MR. SUN YOU ARE GOING A NUMBER TODA
MY EYES MAY EYES AHHHHHHHHHH
FUCKING ROUND EARTH PROPAGANDA
Matthew 5:14-16
Ye are the light of the world. A city that is set on an hill cannot be hid.
Neither do men light a candle, and put it under a bushel, but on a candlestick; and it giveth light unto all that are in the house.
Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven.
>>138484079
TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE PHONE
Am i the only one who noticed this?
Who /comfy/ here ?
Wrapped in a blanket, praying for te world to end,
Did Trump say anything about the eclipse yet?
explain pls
>>138484233
shieet
My six cats have formed a semi-circle in front of my chair and are just staring at me, unmoving.
it feels like i on the bigget drugs out there i blame eclipse
R8 MY SANIC OC GUISE
>>138484201
Reroll
How long til its happening?
THE SUDDEN DROP IN TEMPERATURE WILL CAUSE YELLOWSTONE TO ERUPT, EVACUATE WHILE YOU CAN
>>138484226
Have you not been paying attention? We've lost all power and connection to the internet.
>>138484079
END IS NEAR
>>138484173
PLEASE
The sun just passed behind the mountains, it's coming for you guys (it's 7 pm here)
Anyone else watching Shepard Smith have a meltdown on Fox news about the eclipse? Pretty sad
HAI
#prayforyellowstone
>>138484337
the fuck...
>>138484079
First for crypto
>>138484338
THE HAPPENING TO END
ALL
HAPPENINGS
>>138484200
WTF is this real?
TOTALITY IS ALMOST HERE
>TOTALITY IS ALMOST HERE
TOTALITY IS ALMOST HERE
>TOTALITY IS ALMOST HERE
TOTALITY IS ALMOST HERE
>TOTALITY IS ALMOST HERE
TOTALITY IS ALMOST HERE
>TOTALITY IS ALMOST HERE
TOTALITY IS ALMOST HERE
>TOTALITY IS ALMOST HERE
To the autist >>138480814
This is just data collection, friend. How many people are interested in this, how many traveled from across the world, how many are following this event on social media, how many "eclipse glasses" have been bought etc...
I hate to use this word, but this data will help in the future when it is time for "disclosure".
>ARGONIAN
>>138484378
MINUTES AWAY
WE'RE ABOUT TO DIE
THE END IS NEAR
SAY GOODBYE
ITS OVER
>>138484350
because it's a fucking lamp
>>138484324
Amen!!
>>138484281
I am now your God. I can destroy anyone and everyone with just a mere whim. Bow before me and you might just be saved.
>>138484363
blame mental illness
that guy sounds passive-aggressive as hell
>>138484079
hollandbro here
no glasses and no eclipse ;(
*blocks your path*
Nothing will happen
digits confirma
Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_S6DKqcU9M
>>138484200
holy shit
When totality hits the world goes to shit
POOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LOL SHE JUST LEFT
chat disabled LEL
HAPPENING
HOW LONG TILL IT HAPPENS?
>diversity
>>138484200
OMG IS THIS THE END?
How do i look at it?
Can i just stack 4 sunglasses and then look?
TURN ON BBC
Strange objects spotted in the sky, I AM NOT MEMING
>'Sky Crab'-Like UFO Captured Teignbridge District of Devon, UK
>>138484517
Wrong
HER NAME IS LITERALLY DURKA DURKA!
got damn i have to mute this shit.
IN MERE HOURS, BILLIONS WILL DIE. INNOCENT! GUILTY! STRONG AND WEAK! HONEST AND DECEITFUL! ALL OF THEM!
THEY WILL SCREAM, THEY WILL BURN, AND FOR NO PURPOSE BUT THAT MIGHTY KHORNE MAY REVEL IN THEIR BLOODSHED!
AND UNITED IN THIS VOID OF PURPOSE, FEAR, OR DUTY... WE SHALL AT LONG LAST BE FREE!
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! LET THE GALAXY BURN!
>>138484350
Light is way too close. The light source would be in a different state if the scale was right
it's not rapture, it's something about USA, an eclipse is never a good sign and it cross all over it perfectly, weird coincidence
Why is NASA full of poos?
POO IN THE SUN
POO
FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK
POO LOO SUCK MY COONT
>>138484200
/pol/ was right again
>>138484468
no it's fake, testicles are actually flat
HOLY SHIT A FUCKING DEMON EYE
AAAAAAAAAAA
>>138484079
First day of classes, fucking hell I've been stuck in parking garage for an hour and all lots are full. How long until it's not cool anymore? In SoCal and I can't see shit from inside here.
IT BEGINS.
>Temperature drops
>Darkness
>Animals going quiet
holy fuck poo accent is unbearable
FIRE NATION NIGGERS GET THE ROPE TODAY!!
Its fucking cloudy outside... :(
HERE WE GO
>>138484350
Are you retarded?
>>138484338
Not me, have HEMA training in a small while. Stay comfy Lithuaniabro.
>>138484344
No not yet... he needs more facts before he tweets about it
>>138484079
Did it happen yet? WHy is it so bright on NYTimes stream?
Niggers stole my sun
I know a partial eclipse is going to be visible in UK but I don't know when, despite the clouds I just want to know the time when it's supposed to get darker outside.
WOKE ASF
>>138484200
POO IN LOO
I LOVE YOU ALL
>watch NASA stream for a couple minutes
>see nothing but fat cat ladies, niggers, and faggots
G-d I hope all you conspiratards are right that this eclipse signals imminent destruction and doom, we really need it
>>138484079
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e056R97svz8
MORE SIGHTINGS FROM UK
>Incredible Metallic Flying Saucer High Over Newton Abbot, Devon, UK
Taken Using Nikon P900 Camera With 83x Optical Zoom.
SOMETHING IS STRANGE LADS
>>138484516
*shines around u*
psshhh, notting personnel...kidd
who else /right in the path/ here?
columbia sc reporting
>>138484350
Also, this is the supossed scale
ANGERY
>>138484200
Please tell me this is fake
B L A C K E D
L
A
C
K
E
D
GG EVERYONE!
>>138484337
>big black guy with white woman
>little white guy cucked to the side with his little desk
You all are faggots
notin happens
i cant see gay demons suckin my dick
>>138484696
fake news
1 Corinthians 4:5
Therefore judge nothing before the time, until the Lord come, who both will bring to light the hidden things of darkness, and will make manifest the counsels of the hearts: and then shall every man have praise of God.
>>138484705
7:30
OH SHIT IT'S HERE
I FEEL DIZZY
I FEEL SICK
MY ARMS FEEL TINGLY
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
I CAN FEEL IT IN THE PIT OF MY STOMACH
>>138484613
Imagine it not coming back
>>138484079
Here, I made this.jpg for you, /pol/
VERY SOON
>ALMOST HERE
RIP
HABBIDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>138484079
who /ECLIPSE CUTIE/ here?
>>138484421
Just for future reference the Shepard Smith cringe compilation will be 100% pure gold if anyone wants to make it.
It begins.
LET THE HAPPENING BEGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IT IS TIME TO DIE /POL/
THE RING
>>138484079
>OFFICIAL NASA ECLIPSE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvPjJdqbSc8
This is cool
YOU FUCKING AUTISTS SPAMMED CHAT SO MUCH THEY CLOSED CHAT.
BLOCK IT OUT
>>138484079
The patriarchy is oppressing women by trying to deny them the right vew of the eclipse with their naked eye.
BLACK HOLE SUN
WON'T YOU COME
Anyone else in Northern Cali? Its dark outside like it's going to rain but there are no reports of showers or overcast
Goodbye /pol/
It was nice knowing you
B L A C K E D
>>138484200
I may not believe in a flat earth but that guys penis is flat. :^)
>>138484200
chekd and I told you so faggets. shit is going to get hairy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4XjXreON3Y
THE ALMIGHTY APPROACHES
WARNING
DEATH STAR WILL BE IN RANGE IN
*THIRTY*
SECONDS
NIOOOOOOOO
ARE YOU READY TO DIE?
SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE!
>>138484834
> legs are weak
The best I can see in california
>>138484920
looks like an eye
>>138484943
Im in San Jose, pretty weird out right now haha
ITS THE END HIDE EVERYONE
>>138484079
Lol black screen what a hoax.
>>138484740
*its a hologram*
>>138484790
Of the three, he's the only one who can do highschool algebra. Fucking multiculti bullshit.
HOW LONG UNTIL AYYS?
see you space cowboys
>>138484740
I lol'd
hahahhaa
>>138484079
IT IS HAPPENING MAKE A WISH!
>nasa stream showing G3 jet video instead of the oregon stream they were counting down for
diversity
>>138484920
link?
B L A C K E D
L
A
C
K
E
D
DON'T FORGET TO PRAY
>>138484943
Gee I wonder why
Soon we will be free
>>138485003
OH MY GOD
IT'S GOD
IT'S GOD'S EYEE
aum shakti aum
>is that the real thing? is that the real
what
Heil der Schwarze Sonne!
Mein Führer der Endsieg kommt!
>>138484200
send to alex jones STAT
>"Is that the real thing?"
why didnt america get purged yet wth was this a lie
GUYS, TIMES MOVING SLOWLY ALL THE SUDDEN BUT ONLY AROUND ME, WHAT DOES IT MEAN
WTF IS THIS
>Says that it already happened
>Sun still looks the same
Am I being memed on?
GUYS THERE'S A BUNCH OF SIRENS GOING ON OUT HERE. AND A BUNCH OF BLACK HELECOPTERS JUST FLEW OVER HEAD
WHAT THE FUCKING IS GOING ON OUT THERE!
>>138485074
looks like CGI
>>138485047
30 mins
"Is that the real one" - Whispers the NASA presenter, trying not to be overheard.
It's a fucking SCAM REEEEEE
>>138484848
if numeros it all returns to nothing
I keep expecting Inception trumpets to blare out at any moment
>>138484920
wtf its curving inwards?
BLUE & RED
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
*flat earthers confused*
>>138484200
is that a UFO?
>>138485133
OH GOD
IT'S GOD!
>>138485133
THEY'RE COMING! THEY'RE COMING!
Someone shop that nigger hand holding the sun
>OUR MOONS, WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN
>>138485133
UFO UFO UFO ALIENS!
SCI CHANNEL LIVE FOOTAGE IS GLITCHING WHATS HAPPENING
>>138485133
AAAAAAAAAA
YELLOWSTONE WILL DESTROY US.
>>138485133
probably your little penis, fernando
>>138484079
Notice how the "orbes" doesn´t move with the lines and the window shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBbyDye4bS4
PRAISE THE SUN
>>138484848
wtf
Amerifats are cringeworthy lards.
inbf
fatties that are cringeworthy, haha,hhahhahah,
haha
>>138484350
Because the moon is actually far away as fuck from the Earth
>>138485167
THE DEMOCRATS AND REPUBLICANS ARE PART OF THE SAME CIRCLE
anyone else find it strange that the moon fits almost exactly enough to hide the entire sun?
just more proof of how this planet was created with intent instead of random chance
>>138485133
delete this
>>138485133
THE AYY LMAO'S HAVE FINALLY ARRIVED
>>138484933
Who made the call?
There it is lads
>it's fucking cloudy here
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>138485133
Aliens of course
>>138485133
ALIENS CONFIRMED
ALIENS CONFIRMED
ALIENS CONFIRMEDALIENS CONFIRMED
BLACKED
>yfw americans clap when a rock is in front of the sun
BASED JEWS BASED JEWS BASED JEWS BASED JEWS BASED JEWS BASED JEWS BASED JEWS BASED JEWS BASED JEWS BASED JEWS BASED JEWS BASED JEWS BASED JEWS BASED JEWS BASED JEWS BASED JEWS BASED JEWS
>>138485133
SHUT IT THE FUCK DOWN
>>138485133
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>138485276
>>138485279
>americlaps
That color pallet kind of looks like Pepe lel
>americlappings
>>138485133
Mercury
HI-FU-MI-NORITO
HI-FU-MI-YO-I-MU-NA-YA-KO-TO-MO-CHI-RO-RA-NE-SHI-KI-RU-YU-I-TSU-WA-NU-SO-O-TA-HA-KU-ME-KA-U-O-E-NI-SA-RI-HE-TE-NO-MA-SU-A-SE-HE-HO-RE-KE
Happeningfags BTFO
We Need them Ayy lamos
OH FUCK.
SOMETHING IS COMING OUT FROM BEHIND THE MOON BUT ITS NOT THE SUN
>Mad Max drums going off in the background
>>138484745
Charleston reporting in
pack it up guys.. Nothing happened.
Everyone is cheering,screaming or crying on (((Sky News))) lmao
>>138485288
>Yfw Italians laugh as their people get raped and non existent
>>138485155
solar eclipse is a hoax, nasa is projecting a shadow on the sun, like they project the moon in the sky
CALL YOUR MUM!
TELL HER YOU LOVE HER!
>>138485240
Every planet fits between the earth and the moon. The moons is so fucking far away from earth.
BLACKED
L
A
C
K
E
D
THIS IS THE END OF THE ALT RIGHT
>>138485284
is the eclipse proof that God is unironically a Jew???
This is best HD footage we will have for another 30 years.
>>138485368
ITS CHOU GURREN LAGANNN
>>138485265
Dem colors mayne
guys I just looked through the eclipse and sadly there's nothing substantial
>>138485396
I called your mum. She was confused.
>>138485133
I SAW THIS TO WTF IS THAT
Awesome. God is great.
HOLY SHIT
IT'S GETTING BRIGHTER ON THE RIGHT
WHAT DID GOD MEAN BY THIS
>>138485454
More colors for you.
Shepard Smith is such a sarcastic nihilistic cunt holy shit lmao
How many people do you think went blind in 1776 because of this?
OK, so after you see that rainbow effect after the totality, that's the signal to put your glasses back on.
These NASA people are literal fucking retards Jesus Christ.
>>138485133
NIBIRU
>>138485174
its an unknown fucker object indeed.
>fatties being fat
>>138485357
a smartboi we got here
flat earthers BTFO
>>138485288
Checked
I CLAPPED. I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW IT!
ANYONE ELSE FEELING THAT TREMOR IN MONTANA???
The middle of my vision is dark. Am I fucked?
>>138484079
>inb4 the Americans clap when they see a solar eclipse
uhh the sun turned off
Boring...
Simpsons already did it.
23/9/17
He returns. It has begun.
>>138485240
Look how far the Sun is sopossed to be>>138484777
>>138485381
We died again.
It's 2012 all over again.
>>138485321
IM DYING
IT HURTS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>138485092
aum namaya swaha
>>138485574
Why did you FUCKING LOOK AT THE SUN
I BASK IN GODS GLORY
>>138485133
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Someone make a new thread.
>>138485384
He's a potatonigger bruh
Texas here, I haven't seen shit yet
another minor earthquake in montana
>>138485498
Thanks
>>138485454
YIA SOU FILE MOU what part of Cyprus are you in?
>>138485442
>he doesnt know about Dallas 2024
Civil war when? its already the fucking eclipse there
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>138484588
Help
>>138484200
Fuck
>>138484935
underrated
>>138485574
you fag didnt really looked straight into the sun?
>>138485585
Who? Enki?
>>138485604
>humanity has survived yet another apocalypse
DEMONS BTFO
ALIENS BTFO
HOW CAN THEY EVEN COMPETE WITH US?
FUCK THESE CLOUDS IN ARIZONA
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE----
Many reports of missing children to follow this event. Cults on sacrifice spree today.
Imagine how fucking trippy this would be looking at this back in ancient times
ABSOLUTELY HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!
>>138485660
Tell me more about this?
>>138485574
RIP
>>138484200
kek
what a disappointment
gonna go sleep
>>138484200
NO FUCKING WAY
>>138485610
MY FUCKING EYES!!!!
>>138484383
thought you had better educations than the burgers
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU RETARDED SPIC
BUY (((OUR))) GLASSES GOY OR U'LL GO BLIND
>>138485574
you stared at fucking sun?
My neighbor is pounding on my front door.
>>138485574
fucking faggot
I came during totality.
Feels good man.
>>138485731
you wouldn't know what the hell was going on
fuck this spic cunts voice is jarring
>>138485709
setle down, totality is yet to come for another 2 hours
>>138485731
I've heard animals freak the fuck out, not understanding why it's already night.
BLACK HOLE SUN
>>138485728
More like reports of break-ins and robberies.
Millions of people away from home.
Primetime for looters.
>>138485384
>Mfw Amerifat can't tell which flag is Ireland and which is Italy
WHY IS THIS CUNT SHOUTING SO MUCH HOLY FUCK
Ugh, Maria Gonzalez Pedro de la Garcia Sanchez please go.
>>138485753
There's another American eclipse in 7 years. It goes through Texas.
>>138485728
Check NoVA news tomorrow..
>>138485574
Lmao, don't fuck with an eclipse bro.
>>138485794
Dont answer the door!
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1503271341331.webm
>>138484200
SHIIIET
Its the quietest I have ever experienced where I live. man I wish it was like this all the time. why cant we have peace and quiet?
>>138485133
I WOKE UP EARLU FOR THIS, DON'T DISSAPONY ME MEIN FUHRER.
>>138485574
Look into the Sun after the eclipse to get your sight back
>>138485381
The eclipse was the beginning child. It has started. He is here.
>>138485649
The Northwest Front is rising
>>138485574
Rekt
Praise Allah
Crescent sun confirms the era of Islam has begun.
>>138484079
Hawaii anon here, sirens going off...turn on CNN!!!
Nothing will happen, and it won't.
You are here forever.
>>138484079
Where the fuck are the happenings! I expecting human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!
Also, why is does NASA have a Puerto Rican hair dresser talking shit about solar flares and nature?
>>138485838
Yell this out the window. It's what I did
>>138485883
good 2 know
>>138485574
you know the jews selling glasses were just a meme ?
>>138485794
">"""Neighbor""""
Not anymore anon
>>138485709
It's a minor chance of Happening, September 23 is more likely
>>138485265
what did He meme by this?
What's with the babbling Hispanic. Why did NASA go all ethnic to announce? What the fuck?
>Wha Choo See Ees Da Spayce Wedder mang
>>138485640
We've got a while to go friend
Nothing happened
wheres the ayylium??
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
OP HERE
NEW THREAD
>>138485946
>>138485946
>>138485946
OP HERE
NEW THREAD
>>138485946
>>138485946
>>138485946
>>138485794
>My neighbor is pounding on my front door.
He's lost.
>>138485574
nigger
Nothing happened AGAIN
Haha but it was a SPIRITUAL happening right? Better start thinking of a way to cover your assess x fags
>>138485914
Jews and niggers
>gay hill
>>138485778
>>138485833
EYO YOU SO A FUCKEN SUPID ANON!
>>138485947
THE SUN IS GONE!!!!
>>138485574
what kind of retard stares at the sun. please be a troll.
>click stream
>person talking
SHOW THE FUCKING SUN NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THIS HAPA BITCH
>>138485947
not even gonna do that, ok?
>>138485574
Should only last for an hour or so, if not, hang yourself.
>>138485988
DELETE DELET
did someone just say shadowbanned on the nasa stream?
>>138486032
Jesus beat all the demons and is protecting us again.
>Gay Hill
>Dwayne Browne
The absolute state of Nasau
GUYS WTF JUST HAPPENED
guys, guys look LOOK
i hear screaming on the streets, everybody just walked out, and my parents too, im scared to go outside, rumours are kremlin is invaded by lesbian dwarfs, pls help IM SERIOUS
Solar System Ambassadors what did she mean by this
>>138484344
>>138485873
WONT YOU COME
>>138485777
fuck off retard
>>138484200
Damn it!
>>138486134
thanks Jesus
>>138486167
Where did the moon go?