Virginia Is Renaming Jefferson Davis Highway And Asking The Internet

Robert E. Lee Highway

Pissy Sal's Spunkway

>>138483836

Martin Luther King Jr.

that way i don't have to go far to find a check cashing place

>>138483836
Did it
Make sure to say you live there at the end anons

weren't we already doing the Donald J. Trump highway?

>>138484013
Kek
Suggested this one

Highway McHighway face

>>138484013
This

>>138483836
George Orwell Highway

>>138485278
hehoho

George Lincoln Rickwell Highway

>>138483836
make it the george orwell speedway

>>138483836
Adolf Hitler Highway

Wedindunuffin Highway

>>138483836
BIG BLACK HIGHWAY

>>138483836
Hershey Highway

Hitler did nothing wrong highway

>>138483836
HWY1488

>>138485278
I'm seconding this

Roady McRoadface

>>138483836
Adolf Hitler Autobahn

>>138485374
This is what I'm going with.

>>138483836

Moishe Shekelberger

>>138485278
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>>138485699
Kys

Donald J. Trump Highway

liberals will name it barack h obama highway

George Orwell speedway

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>>138485899
These

>>138484013
voted this

>>138483836
Jefferson Davis Speedway

If you don't suggest Jefferson Davis, you're an idiot.

>>138483836

Adolf Hitler Highway

>>138486107
BBC Express is better

Niggerfaggot Highway

>>138485866

"Rick and Morty" Honorary Highway

>>138484013
>>138485206
I put Donald J. Trump as my first choice and Robert E. Lee as my second choice. Let's get this shit done.

>>138485206
This is the correct answer

Highway to hell.

>>138484013
Based virginian

>>138483836
Pinochet Hwy. Say he was a Latin American revolutionary or some shit.

>>138485348
Meh. Memory Hole Expressway is more fun.

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>reddit will get to rename a highway

The Internet was a mistake.

>Joseph Stalin Highway

>We all hate Nazis and no single human was responsible for killing more Nazis than Joseph Stalin. In these controversial times when white supremacy is on the rise again we should pay homage to the man that stopped it in its tracks 72 years ago.

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>>138484013
Voted
Second suggestion Jefferson Davis Highway

POL POT HIGHWAY

How about Let's Erase Our Fucking History Highway?

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>>138486460
>Not Churchill
Why

>>138483836
What a cuck of a governor

>>138486580

Good one. But it needs more diversity. Can you put more black or Mexican words in the mix? We don't want people to feel excluded.

Nat Turner Highway

>>138485117
lost

>>138485634
There's already a highway 1488
Maybe try the Confederate Causeway

>>138485278
Gb2r

>>138484013
>>138486560
Kek. Done and done.

George Orwell Speedway, it was agreed upon in the first threa OP you fucking nigger

Highway McHighwayface
Robert E Lee Did Nothing Wrong Memorial Highway
Jefferson Davis Was No Traitor Memorial Highway and Antifa Graveyard

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>>138483836
Naruto Uzumaki Highway coming through

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Highway of Love

>>138485278
>leddit

George Rockwell Highway
Vote for it niggers

>>138486020
THis you jmotherfucks

>>138485634
Tfw I used to live on FM-1488 in North Houston

Hitler's Happy Highway

>>138484013
This

>>138486020
Faggot

>>138483836
I wrote:

Nigger Highway

Adolf Hitler Highway

Gas The Jews Highway

Why not vote to change it to Jefferson davis

>>138484013
This

Happy Merchant Trail

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>>138485415
>>138485419

Do you burgers realize that renaming a street, river or province costs millions of dollars?

They renamed half of everything here and it cost a fucking fortune the only thing that makes me happy is Mandela Park is half a squatter camp and half a shit hole.

HAHA

>>138483836
Huttlers Autobahn

I suggested Timothy Dexter Speedway.

Named after this absolute madman.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timothy_Dexter

>Because he was largely uneducated, his business sense was considered peculiar. He was inspired to send warming pans (used to heat sheets in the cold New England winters) for sale to the West Indies, a tropical area. His captain sold them as ladles for the local molasses industry and made a good profit. Next, Dexter sent wool mittens to the same place, where Asian merchants bought them for export to Siberia.
People jokingly told him to "ship coal to Newcastle". He did so during a miners' strike at the time, and his cargo was sold at a premium. At another time, practical jokers told him he could make money shipping gloves to the South Sea Islands. His ships arrived there in time to sell the gloves to Portuguese boats on their way to China.

>He exported Bibles to the East Indies and stray cats to Caribbean islands and again made a profit; eastern missionaries were in need of the Bibles and the Caribbean welcomed a solution to rat infestation. He also hoarded whalebone by mistake, but ended up selling them profitably as a support material for corsets.

>In one notable episode, Dexter faked his own death to see how people would react. About 3,000 people attended Dexter's mock wake. Dexter did not see his wife cry, and after he revealed the hoax, he caned her for not grieving his death sufficiently.

>At age 50, Dexter authored A Pickle for the Knowing Ones or Plain Truth in a Homespun Dress, in which he complained about politicians, the clergy and his wife. The book contained 8,847 words and 33,864 letters, but without punctuation and seemingly random capitalization. Dexter initially handed his book out for free, but it became popular and was reprinted eight times. In the second edition, Dexter added an extra page which consisted of 13 lines of punctuation marks with the instructions that readers could distribute them as they pleased.

Donald J Trump

Good work anons. Keep it up.

To be fair Davis was shit at his job and is the main reason we lost the war
Someone else should have been delegated to lead the war effort and Jefferson himself should have been a general in command of a couple tegements, his ability in the battlefield was wasted behind lines in some building
>>138484013
Beauregard was better

>>138486663

Because Stalin was a mass murderer.

>>138483836
Hershey highway.

>>138487590
It doesn't cost nearly as much here as it dies elsewhere

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>>138483836
Hey cunts, i see that a lot of people have witten
Adolf Hitler Highway, so let's settle on that one!

>>138484013
Fpbp. Or maybe nigger street.

>>138483836
Thats so gay, name is calhoon road

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mcf9CLMQuRQ

>>138483836
You Can't Get There From Here Highway

>>138487703
Lord Dexter relates how he was created Lord by the People, announces his intention of forming a Museum of great men, that shall be the wonder of the world, and shall confound his enemies.

IME the first Lord in the younited States of A mericary Now of Newburyport it is the voise of the peopel and I cant Help it and so Let it goue Now as I must be Lord there will foller many more Lords pretty soune for it dont hurt A Cat Nor the mouse Nor the son Nor the water Nor the Eare then goue on all is Easey Now bons broaken all is well all in Love Now I be gin to Lay the corner ston and the kee ston with grat Remembrence of my father Jorge Washington the grate herow 17 sentreys past before we found so good a father to his shildren and Now gone to Rest1 Now to shoue my Love to my father and grate Caricters I will shoue the world one of the grate Wonders of the world in 15 months if now man mourders me in Dors or out Dors such A mouserum on Earth will annonce O Lord thou knowest to be troue fourder hear me good Lord I am A goueing to Let or shildren know Now to see good Lord what has bin in the world grat wase back to owr forefathers Not old plimeth but stop to Addom & Eave to shoue 45 figures2 two Leged and fore Leged because we Cant Doue weel with our four Leged in the first plase they are our foude in the Next plase to make out Dexters mouseum I want 4 Lions to defend thous grat and mistry men from East to wist from North to South which Now are at the plases Rased the Lam is not Readey in short meater if agreabel I form a good and peasabel government on my Land in Newburyport Compleat I taks 3 presedents hamsher govenor all to Noue york and the grate mister John Jay is one, that maks 2 in that state the king of grat britton mister pitt Roufes kins Cros over to france Loues the 16 and then the grate bonnepartey the grate and their segnetoure Crow biddey


http://www.lordtimothydexter.com/the_holl_pickle_1.htm

>>138487838
Churchill wasn't?

>>138483836
George Rockwell Roadway
Heinrich Himmmler Highway
Eva Braun Expressway

>>138487703
>Someone else knows who Timothy Dexter is
I'm shocked really, 5 years ago it was rare but at least when I mentioned it several anons would know who he was to an extent
I use his name fory primary Gmail account screen name
Also nobody ever jokingly told him to do anything, their advise was bad on purpose and they were serious as they wanted him to go broke
I also believe that he really did know most of the shit he did would make him rich
No man with the foresight to fake his own death to find out what kind of slut his wife is would be stupid. The calling him as such by historians and whatnot is just historical revision and ridicule for a smart man others were jealous of.
It's like what we knew about Vikings prior to the 70's or the Sutton who discovery

Karl-Marx Strasse

>>138483836
Obama's Hellway

>>138483836
underground road

>>138488230
Yeah turns out the South comprises about 80 million Americans and a direct slap to their face (is that even appropriate, punch to the gut maybe?) is not the way to make friends with them.

>>138488230
Agreed. It's going to fucking happen eventually, better that they ramp it up now rather than in 40 years time.

Let people know that they stand to lose their history.

"Pickle Rick" Highway

>>138488304
He's one of the patron saints of /his/.

>>138483836
>Niggerfaggtos Hwy
>Highway formally known as Jefferson Hwy
>kill all the jews

>>138483836
Donald J. Trump Highway

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lol

>>138483836
highway mchighway face

>>138483836
Dodge Challenger

>>138483836
Fuggedaboutit Road

>>138483836
Adam Lanza Highway

>>138483836
Can we name it after the Swedish girl who was sacrafised in the Truck of peace attack

>>138483836
>https://survey.alexandriava.gov/s3/Jefferson-Davis-Highway-Renaming

The only correct answer here is Jefferson Davis Highway. We have to show them not to take our culture.

This is how we do it.

>>138485278
This took too long.

>>138483836 (OP)
>>138490790

I used to live in Virginia along Highway 1. Thats rewriting MY history.

highway goe fastie

The Jefferson's Highway.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L09qnRfZY-k

Refugees Welcome Highway

>>138484013
submitted

>>138483836
Gushing Granny

>>138484013
>https://survey.alexandriava.gov/s3/Jefferson-Davis-Highway-Renaming
Diddly

>>138491711
Bo

>>138483836
Bedford Forrest Highway
David Duke Highway
Lincoln Rockwell Highway

Adolf Hitler Drive

Christian Newsom Highway

>>138483836
Adolf Hitler Highway for Peace and Reconciliation

>>138483836
Better times highway

>>138483836
Pepe Froggerson highway

>>138483836
WOW WEE fast place.

>>138483836
>No Speed Limit

>>138483836
Zig Hael Highyway

>>138483836
>https://survey.alexandriava.gov/s3/Jefferson-Davis-Highway-Renaming
this

>>138484013
Best one

>>138488478
This please.

>>138483836
Trump high way.

Highway Through Hell