OFFICIAL NASA ECLIPSE LIVESTREAM THREAD TWO - WE'RE ABOUT

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This guy sounds like Dr. N.Gin.

nasa's shit is starting to go down. fucking plebs

Can I get the stream without these asperger faggots talking?

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ITT: WE SUMMON MOON MAN

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>>138480625
i hope something happens

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WOOOW, MOON IS MOVING JUST LIKE SCIENTISTS PREDICTED WITH SIMPLE MATHS

HOLY FUCKING SHIT ITS SO IMPRESSING

its not /pol/ you fucking retards, eclipse would be interesting in 5th century where people dont even had a fucking clue. stop Larping as we are at 5th century or some shit...

discovered a zit on my back
its happening, they are coming for us

STICKY

>>138480625
Bump for when the world ends.

>>138480814
REEEEEEEEEEE STOP HAVING FUN

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Will we get ayys pol

MOON TAKING A BITE OUT OF THE SUN

OH MY GOD THE SUNMANITY

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Don't look at the eclipse, you'll get damp.

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>>138480797

>>138480814
I think most people are more excited about the fact that it hasn't happened like this in the U.S. in 100 years

>>138480625
25 minutes until it begins here in Ohio. I should be asleep but I said fuck it. I work nights but today is a day to say fuck sleep and enjoy the show.

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>>138480625
maybe its the conjunction of spheres from the witcher

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>>138480625
Wait how is the moon just passing us if the other side of the world is supposed to be night and have the moon on their side of the earth...

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EVERYTHING IS FAT IN AMERICA - EVEN THE CRESCENT MOON!

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>>138480932

>>138480814

fuck off, you cuck. pol is not a place for nihilist faggots like you.

S O O N
https://youtu.be/4CvjdbQ29qU

>>138481076

WELL WELL WELL

>>138480814
> Dis nigga getting triggered by da moon

>>138480814
It really has informed me that the people that need to be thrown out of the right side are the crazies. The schizos. The people that believe in witches and satan and demons and think they will be able to see demons during a solar eclipse.

>have no choice but to listen to faggots who wont shut the fuck up on streams

TOTALITY SOON

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OUR MOON WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN!!

>>138481076
>He doesn't know about the two moons

I swear I'm seeing lights flickering around the moon on the telegraph stream at first I thought it was solar flares but then they were actually shooting across the face of the moon and disappearing.
Heres the stream I mean http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/08/21/solar-eclipse-2017-watch-live-us-goes-dark-latest-news-images/

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Is anyone else experiencing strange physiological symptoms. I feel like my body on some level is being warped a little.

why the fuck is NASA in SC, it's almost 100% cloud cover today

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>>138480625

OH MY GOD THE MOON IS FUCKING ORANGE
FUCKING BANOLG MUMPF

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If the Eclipse is so dangerous to look at... what about all the wild animals that will no doubt look up at the sun during the eclipse?

Check mate NASA fags

>>138481280
You need to stop staring at the Sun lad, it'll do your eyes in.

>>138481076
Because it's a new moon, so there's no moon on the night side?

>these fucking questions

Does this pass for "knowledge" in America?

>>138481309
I feel like I'm getting a panic attack.

>>138481309
My balls are getting sucked up into my body right now

>>138481309
Your powers are manifesting.

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>>138481213
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1psr_moLEsI

You can try this stream, although people are talking too, but they're not so loud, you can also play some dark ambient in the background ;)

>>138481341
WONGY WUMPF FANGLE FRLUJMPG GLUEMPFL GGUEMPF[ SDU T[RE UDFMFD[OTU D][PNASOPD TO DPTYUEM,P

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>>138480625
All nasa's photos are photoshopped and CGI. They are liars and I wouldn't trust them with my sandals.

>>138480932
Moonman is actually akin to the great old ones. This might indeed be the ideal moment to call upon the crescent klansman to deliver us from the horrors of modern day multicultural society.

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>>138481076
Anon this is your retard card the moon can be seen In daylight every single day.

This stream has just given me AIDS

>>138480786
mute it?

what a coincidence that the moon is exactly the right size to block the sun perfectly at the distance it is from earth and sun

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>elementary school-tier questions
>wow, these highschoolers are hella smart :^)
wew

>>138481427
breathe anon

>>138481453
is he the legendary super saiyan?

Going to a NASA facility that's next door to my office to watch, they're providing (((glasses))) as well. Yellowstone may have blown by then though.

should i go blind by looking at it its seems like a good idea

Flat earthers btfo

what's the animals do ?

>>138481495
I thought NASA was supposed to be professional this is like some cable TV bullshit.

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who here going blind?

I heard blind people have super hearing

It's about 1/3rd covered in Seattle right now. Everything is growing dim. This is pretty cool.

>>138481309
You're turning into a DEMON
lucky you ;_;

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Oy vey! Oy gevalt! The Chutzpah of these Goyim! This is anudda shoah! By the Protocols! Alert the Elders! Get Mossad! The Goyim Know! Shut it Down!

>>138481519
surprising if you're still a ball-earther in
>2017

Are we evolving?? Do I need to go outside? I have atleast another hour until totality in my area.

End the simulation already. I'm done with this shit.

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quick someone! he's under the effects of the eclipse!

>>138481519
Atheists literally BTFO for evers

>>138481521
2

>holding coke can
>thinnest one

what did they mean by this

>>138481519
the fuck are you talking about? It only perfectly blocks it for a fucking narrow band across a fraction of the planet

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Reminder that Time magazine knows

HOLY SHIT
YOU CAN USE A FUCKING RITZ CRACKER

WHY DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I don't see shit here in NW Indiana

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ALL SHALL WORSHIP

Hey mods, there would be less solar eclipse threads if you made a sticky, just sayin

>>138481685
that faggot is triggering me so hard

>>138481643
>lucky you ;_;

no

ANY MONTANA BROS DID YOU JUST FEEL THE EARTHQUAKE AS WELL FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>138481787
stickies are hella laggy, fuck that

>>138481427
Gravitational awareness.
And I ain't even joking

>>138480814
Is enjoying something a violation of the NAP you insufferable ancap?

>>138481635
rip in piece

>>138480786
Mute it

The NASA stream chat is hilarious

>>138481775
Oh boy, you sure are smart

>>138481843
R.I.P. in peace

DID NO ONE ELSE SEE THEIR SPACE CAM FLIP THE FUCK OUT?!?!?

>>138481396
top kuk

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>>138480625
>Sky news:
>"The Sun has been almost conpletely Obliterated"
Christ, choose your words more carefully you stupid cow

>>138481843
I FELT IT

>not looking at this miracle

Only a goy would believe this jewish trick to scam you out of an amazing view

>>138481843
OH FUCK I FELT IT TOO

>>138481521
THAT GRAND CANYON THIGH GAP ON LEFT

HNNNNGGGGH

>>138481843
SHAKING

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>>138480625
The Yellowstone Supervolcano will blow today.

>>138482006
Right? it's fucking lovely.

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>>138481643

I don't wanna be a demon!

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>>138481953
Easy shekels

The sun is literally a sunny moon now

>>138481843
>>138482025
>>138481962
>>138481912
im fucking serious I hope the Yellowstone meme is not real

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>>138481843

>>138482107
i Want to be a demon

blind niggers incoming

>>138482144
Yellowstone is flat

Bird just flew into my fucking bedroom window

>>138481843

I'VE JUST FELT IT? AND MY FROM FRANCE DAMMIT

>>138481775
Doesn't happen until 2pm EDT, anon.

DUDE
SCIENCE
LMAO

>>138482063
GLOBAL VOLCANIC WINTER. BLESS US WITH YOUR ASH OH MIGHTY YELLOWSTONE.

My right arm is going numb oh God

>PRE DICKS

>that's a whole another... science
>well I'm not an expert on it

greatest brains huh

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>>138481843
I feel my body tingling from the right only, I'm feeling it literally

>>138480625

>that camera cutting out on each balloon launch
>NASA can supposedly stream live from the moon in the 60s
>but with today's technology they cant stream cleanly just a few miles off the surface of the earth in 2017

So does Australia and wherever it's nighttime just not have a moon right now?

>>138482265
Did the bird said something?

>>138481338
Good damn filthy niggers

Anyone have the NASA stream m3u8 link?

wind storm in greece right now, trees blowing out of the ground. PANIC.

>25 more minutes of this babbling turkey

end me

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PRE DICKS

WHAT

does she mean predictions?

>>138482341
that look he gave when she said that

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The madman's taking it all in directly.

>>138480625
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNZooFfxW48

FIRST CONTACT CONFIRMED

AYY LMAOS

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>>138482358
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdmhyEqCINM

>>138482358
>>138482340
YOU TOO?!

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>>138481843
He's not lying.
That's just the beginning. It's going to get much worse.

COUNTER BALOON LAUNCHED!!
WE FUCKED NOW BOYS
TELL YOUR MOM YOU LOVE HER

How many niggers will go blind today?

>>138482446
CNN - How Drumpf isn't looking at the sun right! What a dumb president!

>>138482446
>hes getting stronger

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first contact?

>>138482484

Tired of this simulation. Plz end it.

It's still fucking daylight outside, this shit is a scam.

HOLY SHIT MY HEAD IS POUNDING LIKE HELL
IT"S LIKE THERE'S SOMETHING INSIDE AND IT'S TRYING TO GO OUT AAAAAAAAAAA

>>138482533
Not enough unfortunately.

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>>138482511

give the link pls i wanna look too

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>>138481396

everyone in the hood will indeed be blind later today.

THREAD THEME

THREAD THEME

THREAD THEME

http://www.infinitelooper.com/?v=G3zdbDGRvZ0&p=n

THREAD THEME

THREAD THEME

THREAD THEME

SMALL BITE TAKEN OUT OF THE SUN - NASA

HOLY SHIT THE SUN IS BEING EATEN

>yfw Trump will be the first president in history to have 2 total solar eclipses during his terms

>>138480625
Can I loose my eyesight if I watch the livestream without eye protection?

>>138482416
your trees are being reprosessed
should have paid debts

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While some are interpretting this as a strike-out of USA and start of it's final doom,
recently I thought, that it could also mean a picture of a victory of CONFEDERACY...

>>138482501
It's hitting chicago right now

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>>138480625
>ECLIPSE

https://www.timeanddate.com/eclipse/in/usa

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>>138480625
Official thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raxhfl_QU_k

> When darkness covers the Earth,
> There is still a light to save my soul.
> Send me an angel.

>>138482511
SHES GONNA BLOW

>>138481911
Obliterate can mean to make invisible or blot out though.

>>138482485
Better theme brah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XmDYJBZZdc

omg a demon spaceship just landed on my pizza

>>138481309
i feel like the air is being squished out of me to be honest with you la

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>>138482571
YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

>>138482590
THERES SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY VISION, EVERYTHING HAS THIS STRANGE INCANDESCENT GLOW. I CANT FEEL MY FACE!

>>138482511
NIGGA SHOULD I GET OFF THE STATE

THE EXPERTS TOLD ME I COULD DRIVE MY CAR AND LET MY PETS OUTSIDE YAAAAAAY!

DEMONS DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMONS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>138482614
https://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/map/

>>138482063
There are earthquakes like every 3 minutes around the globe you stupid fuck, it doesn't mean shit most of them aren't big enough to be felt by most of the people

>>138480625

WAKE UP YOU FUCKS

>>138480591
>>138480591
>>138480591

>>138482368
Oh fuck
I just looked at the sun and now
I can't aee
I can't dee in the middle of myey
Can barely rype
did I fuxk up. I was using binopuclars to Wars so wouldn't get UV in ee
hell whylll I can't see

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A STAR WILL GORGE ITSELF ON CLAY

>>138481502
>>138481879
But how will you hear the sun then?

>>138482640
No the screen will melt way before it can hurt you.

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>>138482640

Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see

>>138481309
I CAN FEEL IT
COMIN IN THE AIR TONIGHT

OHH LORD

HOLY SHIT!!! THE MOON JUST FLEW BY MY WINDOW

>>138480814
But the earth is flat anon

>>138482738
If it blows you're dead anyway no point in trying to run

>>138482795
Moon is made of cheese, fake and gay

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>tfw you turn around and look out the window and notice it's a little bit darker outside than it was 5 minutes ago

>>138480625
Why are you giving money to leftist shills like NASA?

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HAIL THE BLACK SUN

HAIL THE FALLEN ONES.

HAIL THE FINAL VICTORY

HE COMES

>>138482590
It's the CIA mind control going into effect

>>138482738
Too late bro. You'd need to make 500m or so in the next hour.
RIP in peaches

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>>138482849

>Be person in ancient agrarian society
>Stupid, starving, life sucks but it goes on
>One morning as half the shanty town is awake, the world goes dark. The early birds stare for the whole thing, like wtf?
>half the town experiencing awful vision issues for days and weeks after

This is the kind of thing that motivated cults and religions

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RIP in peace, amerigoys.

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>>138482795
An island drifted away a while back
holy shit, what's next

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>>138480625
>yfw nothing happens and it just becomes dark for 3 minutes

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>>138481478
NASA put corn syrup in your big gulp.. research it!

>>138482732
>INCANDESCENT GLOW

this is what always happens when shifts happen

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THIS IS THE LAST SUN SET YOU WILL EVER SEE

TAKE IT IN

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>>138482144

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>want comfy eclpse thread
>instead get a bunch of shitposters and raiders from /x/

>>138482738
Yellowstone will go off in a matter of hours. The roadways are too congested, even if you drove at top speed. Unless you have access to a small plane at a local airport, it's hopeless.
Accept that it's too late now.
Just enjoy the rapture and your final hours.
Go outside, remember the good things about life. Feel the wind, see the sun, breath.
Do not be bitter about your fate, accept it.

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DON'T WEAR THE ECLIPSE GLASSES

THEY FILTER THE LIGHT THAT ACTIVATES THE DORMANT STARSEED GENE SEQUENCE

UNLEASH
YOUR
POTENTIIAAAAAAAAAALLLL

>>138483027
I'm praying for Yellowstone

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SANDNIGGER WERE RIGHT

DONT FALL ASLEEP BECAUSE THE ALIENS WILL TAKE YOU AWAY

IVE BEEN STUDYING THIS FOR THE LAST 8 YEARS BUT NOBODY LISTENED TO ME

Test test

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>tfw eclipses never come to Europe

>>138483027

Oh, you're soooo coool not moved at all by fucking nature.

superpowers confirmed in 1 hour circa.
praise kek.

>>138483122
check check

>>138482784
Fake and gay

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GOYS HAPPENING NOW

>>138481309
Heart rate is accelerated despite me not being nervous or anything.
Just praying for a decent happening.

Devil King or Holy King, which will it be?

>>138483089
Stop larping.

>>138483085

Sorry leaf. Such is the state of /pol/.

Anything better on /sci/ or is that too much to ask?

Posting in epic bread

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>>138482913
SIEG HEIL

SOMETHING IS HAPPENING
I CAN FEEL IT...
THIS WON'T BE A NORMAL DAY
BE PREPARED ANONS

>>138483171
Can you all hear me okay?

>>138480625
Guys, it's too dark to see the eclipse. This is fake nues!

HOLA COMO ESTAS

fucking beaners

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Why are they speaking rapist?

MY STOMACH HURTS
IM NERVOUS

KNEES WEAK
ARMS ARE HEAVY

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>>138482979
Ain't no Moon gunna stop the Burgers.

>>138480625
So does that means /pol/ will go out to watch that spectacle? Does that scare you or do you think it's romantic?

>>138483195
i Want a Devil King

anything habbening yet?

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AYYY CARAMBA ME ESTAS SCIENTISTAS

>>138483066
Check em!

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what's the final eclipse death toll prediction?

57 my guess.

WE WERE NASA AND SHEIT

>>138482262
top kek

Timeline split happening now, focus on trump to remain in best timeline

>>138481309
i do but im just sicklish and no in the hamburgerlands.

just a tiny headache and my intestines acting up but thats from the alcohol i drank and my flu.

>>138483299
Funny thing her name wasnt spanish.

nothing is going to happen again stop with this shit you niggers

holy shit that fucking accent
my dick can't handle itr

DIVERSITY

>This basic mexican bitch giving a simple-ass description

So I missed it?

>>138483265

fuck off fagot, who is this fucking illegal

>TOTAL ECLIS
>ES GUNNA BE TOYAL ECLIS TOYAY

If tr3ps , Yellowstone will go off.

It wont happen you fucking idiots.

Holy shit. I don't know if this is real or not, but the news lady looking up with her Eclipse Watching goggles just started screaming

RIP AMERICA

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
LET THE GALAXY BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Half the internet is down, WTF.

>>138483342
6 million

>>138483420
THIS

>>138483418
Told yall

>>138483420
NIGHTMARE VISION GLASSES

>>138483447
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE

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No stickied eclipse thread?
What are you faggot mods doing?

is this it guys? Is this what will bring humanity together as one? Can we stop the hate and fighting already, please?

jeezus these nasa "reporters" sound just as fucking dull and stupid as a local news channel airheads

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I-it's getting dark outside lads

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>>138483447
Soon

>post yfw nothing happens and habbening babbies get btfo yet again

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How do I sacrifice a large group of people to a band of demons? Asking for a friend.

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>>138481260
"Then we shall Kek in the shade."

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>>138483447
This is why the ayylmaos won't let us join the federation...

>>138483447
disgusting.

I'M GETTING A SEMI! DEFINITELY HAPPENING!

COULD JESUS BE COMING BACK TODAY?

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>>138483175
>ask question
>f-fake and gay
>1 post by this ID

ITS THE INTERGALACTIC DEMON JEWS AAAAAA

we did it pol

THE FIRE NATION WILL LOOSE! LONG LIVE THE EARTH NATION!!

>>138483342

what is this from?

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>>138480625
Here, I made this.jpg for you, /pol/.

Trigger Yolostone with digits

Just divined a scripture.

1 Samuel 10:6
And the Spirit of the LORD will come upon thee, and thou shalt prophesy with them, and shalt be turned into another man.


Rapture fellas. It's rapture time. End the simulation please.

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>>138483516

>>138483386
>Closed
>not going straight into the archive
ONE JOB

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AYO HOLUP WE DA SCIENTIS NAW

>Beta white male pushed to the side

>americans are so dumb they have to be taught how to wear glasses

>ILL HELP YOU OUT

DAMN NASA SLUT FINNA GET #BLACKED AS THE DAY TURNS DARK THAT BITCH WILL TAKE HIS BIG.BLACK.ROCKET

I CAN FEEL THAT SOMETHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN

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TOTALITY

>>138482686
GM employeefag? Only reason I can think of is GM tech center for being in Warren during work hours.

>>138483515
go to /sci/

digits and I block out the sun

>>138483534
HOLY FUFUCKCCCCKK ECLIPSE CAUSING CLOUDS TO OBSCURE SUN SHITTTT HAHAHAHFUCCCKKKKKKK

>>138481519
What a coincidence that the earth happens to be in the perfect position from the sun and also deep space for life to ensure.

Black sun burning the face of Earth
and preparing the new gods birth
Sorath coming to the black feast
and speak the voice of the beast.

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play this and praise the sun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=It4WxQ6dnn0

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WOW ITS SO BEAUTIFUL

>>138483544
>Caring about Xenos

Reported to the Inquisitorium

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keep me posted

>>138483521
at least half the population is retarded and need to be spoken to like retards

temperature just noticeably dropped about 10 degrees here

what is happening

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WEEEE MR. SUN WHAT IS GOING ON TODA-

MY EYES MAY EYES AHHHHHHH

it's a lie.
we are 6 hours ahead and no eclipse happened

>>138483342
I don't think there will be a death toll. However, I'm absolutely sure there will be thousands of idiots who will try to look at the sun for even a few seconds and permanently damage their eyes. This is a fun time.

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post your eclipse viewing music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wjZrswriz0

HOLY SHIT THEY JUST TOLD YALL TO WATCH THE SUN WITHOUT GLASSES LOL

>>138483595
Fuck off dirt niggers.

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>>138480625
>https://www.nasa.gov/eclipse2017

I was born during one eclipse. Right at the dawn. :)

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PLEASE GOYIM BUY OUR MERCHANDISE JUST 12 $ FOR THERE SPECIAL (TM) ECLIPSE (R) BRAND NEW NASA (TM) GOOGLES (C)

OY GEVALT

come on, happen something pls

>>138482892

The moon for tendies, the only way

TAKE A RITZ CRACKER BOII

i'm in the path and i'm not going to watch it desu

>>138480625
they gave the white man the cuck desk HAHA

>>138483785
British summer

>>138483754
ffs

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>>138483633
> Masonic 33

Do we need tickets for the rapture, or can we buy them at the gate?

Guys I'm hearing screaming and it's dark outside during the day. Wtf is happening?

>>138483754
I love space :)

>>138483754
Fucking kek bro

>>138483754
Amazing...So this is the bongclipse

>>138483821
You fucking newfag I was already 7 when that happened

Get off my lawn

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>>138483754

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Tidal forces from the moon should raise the earth's crust about a foot in the area of the eclipse with the highest gradient change along the path of complete totality. As the eclipse passes over the next several hours the crust should sink back a foot. Earthquakes could be observed from the Cascadia Subduction zone through the Yellowstone Caldera, New Madrid Fault and the Charleston Fault over the next 12-24 hours.

>>138483754
>FLAT

I talked to a wise man I know from Tibet and he told me today " a great change will occur "

he sometimes gives these strange preddicitons but he was never really wrong?!

what could it mean

IN MERE HOURS, BILLIONS WILL DIE. INNOCENT! GUILTY! STRONG AND WEAK! HONEST AND DECEITFUL! ALL OF THEM!
THEY WILL SCREAM, THEY WILL BURN, AND FOR NO PURPOSE BUT THAT MIGHTY KHORNE MAY REVEL IN THEIR BLOODSHED!
AND UNITED IN THIS VOID OF PURPOSE, FEAR, OR DUTY... WE SHALL AT LONG LAST BE FREE!
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! LET THE GALAXY BURN!

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>>138483754
ITS HAPPENING

>>138483599
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zenith_(comics)

YELLOWSTONE IN 40 MINUTE

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BLACK HOLE SUN
BLACK HOLE SUN

THE LAST PLACE ON US SOIL WHERE THE CLIPSE WILL BE IS CHARLESTON, SC

this IS OBVIOUS AS FUCK

>>138483754
Hee hee

Fucking jew...

W H I T E

P A P E R

>make some noise

Americlaps acting like an eclise is a sporting event

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>>138480625
Im FREEEEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRfCpKSTgq8

wait wtf is this spic?

>>138483331
Won't be visible where I live. And I don'T think it's romantic or scary, but it's scientifically interesting. Proportions and directions beween sun moon and earth are just about right to totally cover the sun, you you see the corona which iirc Einstein used to prove that light can get distorted by gravity. Aliums or God created the moon in that exact way so that eventually we'll find out more about scientific laws and the nature of the universe.

>>138483806
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwMDvPCGeE0

>>138483806
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOnWXAaUY6U

>>138483903
because gravity only works from time to time

>>138481630
America where even shit that happens in space can be sold

>>138483821
ARE YOU THE ONE?

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>>138483645
>he even has a smaller desk
>back guy with white womyn

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I was thinking about finishing my edge session outside during totality
good idea?

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>>138483754

THE END IS NIGH

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>Hiro

>>138483754
fucking kek

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WHERE IS MY HAPPENING ,WHERE IS MY HAPPENING

>>138483928
WONT YOU COME

If anyone is watching the NASA stream can you confirm that the jews and behind it. Look at that colander.

The sun just passed behind the mountains, it's coming for you guys (it's 7 pm here)