> go to Big Ben to set my pocket watch > its not bonging

>>138464233
Ask your imam.

>>138464233
>Not using your local church
Fucking city slicker.

>>138464233
>comes time to re-bong in 4 years
>the New Londoners are used to the quiet by now
>they decide to leave it silent
>replace it with a call to prayer instead

>>138464347
mosque*

>>138464459
*Church

>>138464233
>Pocket watch
Paki detected, go home. Real Brits use bong time and bong time alone.

>>138464233
Can hear my local church bong from my house tbqhfamily

I am afraid to ask but why did they shut it down?

>>138464583
Needs to be repaired. The whole palace needs to be desu.

>>138464583
It was drowning out the call to prayer

>>138464509
don't correct ur mum, m8

>>138464233

Why not just fix the fucking thing? Does everything have to be made complicated or full of drama?

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>>138464319
>>138464347
>>138464403

>>138464703
>Not having two fathers
Fucking homophobe

>>138464749
lel

>>138464233
>Local bobby approaches
>"Well, well, well, wot 'ave we 'ere, sonny Jim? An unlicensed pocket watch 'n' all that? Doncha know time is an oppressive tool of the white patriarchy, an' the meat 'n' gravy o'f the matter is that you can swing it by its chain an' assault an innocent Muslim."
>Fined £1,000
>Use Tor on a pay-as-you-go phone paid for in cash to go onto Gab and vent about the police state
>Get caught
>Hanged at dawn

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>>138464233

>>138465007
You just know this is going to get regurgitated over and over again by the retards here who take any image as being gospel.

>>138464233
>Not setting your watch to 12 at sunrise

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>>138464233
at least i can rely on this to keep me up to date with the bongs

>>138464233
Did the crows die?

>>138464233
BE SURE TO GET ALONG,
BIN THAT BONG!

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>>138464749

>>138465289
DON'T BE A COCK, SILENCE THAT CLOCK
DON'T BE A BELLEND, MAKE THAT BELL END
etc.

Dey tuk ur Berngs

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there ya go m8

https://www.islamicfinder.org/prayer-times/

>>138464233
>We are too busy putting people in jail for wrongthink to worry about that.

BONGS B T F O

Seriously, why not just use a recording?

>>138464749
You joke, but I don't put it past Khan to, at least, try it.

>>138465588
Literally everyone has asked this, and no one seems to have a good answer.

>>138464724
that's literally what they're doing

they have maintenance every several years and this one will just take longer than the others since they want it to be a more permanent fix.

Wouldn't be surprised though if in four years time "londoners" won't want it back because it disturbs their prayers.

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WTF England? First you replace the perfectly good clockwork, you know, one like they don't make them anymore, with an electric motor. No the tower chimes no more?

You all should ask yourself the question: When my heritage will be completely sold out, what will take its place?

>>138465709
>>138465588

the bell historically is a union job and has protections from just being replaced

Reminder that the Big Bong is slowly sinking into the ground thanks to the Jubilee Line.

>>138465709
Probably something like:


OI GUV'NAH, YOU CAN'T HEAR THE RECORDING ASS WELL OF DE BONGS. AND ME NAN WON'T WAKE UP WITHOUT THE BONGY BONGS

Lmao @ anyone that thinks it'll ever BONG again. Sad. You are a conquered people.

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>>138466220
See you in 4 years.

>>138464319
the local imam knows all

brb going to /mu/slim and asking for what prayers are in the top 20 imam hits

>>138465861
Says the cultural zombie

>>138465938
OK, but it depends on the rate of descent whether that's a real problem. I mean look at Venice: It's been sinking for over 60 years now, and it's still open to tourism.

>>138465007
tell me this is fake

>>138466891
Of course it's fake.

Maybe it shouldn't be fake.

Let the Muslims have their way.

>>138466947
thank you

>Be Britbong
>lose Big Bonger
>Am now Britnothing
Feels bad

>>138467208
Would you kindly return the Stone of Scone to it's rightful Fiefdom?

>>138467208
Maybe your traitor government wants you to tune in to Radio Moscow. They play "Moscow Nights" every hour on the hour.

>>138467298
Some Scot criminals stole it like 50 years ago. Then some Scotcucks gave it back to us lmao!

>>138464233
bing bing bong bong

>>138464233
At first you simply had no ramps, guns or freedoms. Now, you don't even have bongs. This is the bottom, Effingham

>>138467486
Of course they gave it back, it wouldn't have looked good if they kept it.

The Monarchy needs to return it or it won't be good for the union.

I ask you kindly to petition your Monarch for its hasty return.

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>>138464233
Did he died? Hugo lives in their, correct?

>>138468063
he lives in a train station in france

BING BONG WAGEKEKS

>>138464233
Electric watches are better. Get with the times faggot.

PRESS BONG TO PAY RESPECTS

>>138465588
>paying some guy to sit up there for four years and maintain the gramaphone and flip the record every hour

>>138465007

This is brilliant. It's got just enough truth to be onion level shitposting that will be believed.

Take it to Facebook!

>>138466220

It will still bong on New Years and Remembrance Sunday every year.

>>138467674

The Stone of Scone still resides in Scotland, it is only taken to England for coronations.

Daily Reminder: An English 'Scottish Nationalist' who was actually a descendent of Edward I was one of the cunts who stole the stone and took it back to Scotland. What a cuck.

>>138470966
DID SOMEONE SAID SCOTLAND?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciPu4DnKBuM

>>138465425
fukken kek

>>138464233
>bongs in charge of using proper english to negate bonging