At 9:45PM EST The United States of America will launch tomahawk

No we won't

>>138456979
At 9:00AM EST, OP is a fag.

>>138456979
this statement is only true if sequential numbers

As an MI5 bong, I can confirm.

I am from the Mossad, can confirm.

>>138456979
retard larpers. if only you wouldn't set the time and date of an attack to happily 12 hours after you've posted said Larp. then maybe we'd have a shred of belief. Turn off your proxy, go to /x/ and tame yourself ape.

This is all true

According to my friends in Mossad, this is true.

Kek has not blessed this thread.

I am from SSG/SÄPO (2nd bat. covert) can confirm.

This thread again? This happens all the time

I am American and can confirm this

>>138456979
Why LARP?

>>138456979
Spic intellectual here, what this virile and intelligent young man said is the truth

>>138456979
EMERGENCY NOTICE

TOMAHAWK MISSILE LAUNCH HAS BEEN CANCELED AND WILL BE REPLACE BY OP SUCKING COCK AT EXACTLY 8:29 AM EST

IT IS BELIEVED THAT OPERATION "OP IS A STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT" WILL LAST A MINIMUM OF 24 HOURS

Heterosexual and true

>>138457602

>Needing proxies with fake flags

>>138456979

>Communist flag

Never trust the Jew

>>138456979
LARP

As a member of the radiators and central heating support group, I can confirm.

as Kim Jung Un i thank you for the warning

I am ISIS, can confirm

Considering the damages that the tomahawks did to the air bases in Syria (planes taking off in the same day), it's a no-happening.

Sorry forgot my flag

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>>138456979
Come get some baby

>>138459530
>>138459552
wanker

>>138456979
>everyday this thread

Plz stahp

>>138456979
Those fuckers better not, I swear to God.

>>138459762
> every hour this thread

Am North Korean, can confirm

I am Saddam Hussein, i can confirm happening

>>138456979

Just spoke with Soros. It's a go.

ROMEO FOXTROT SHALL WE DANCE?

>>138458089
>spic
>intellectual
No such thing

>>138456979

i can confirm if you make this thread every day for the rest of the year it may or may not be more or less true one day.

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>>138456979
Osama Bin Laden here. I unhooked myself from my dialysis machine just to confirm this is true. (BTW the Paramas NJ Hilton is excellent this time of year.)

>>138456979
your threads are always counterfeit and homosexual

>Tomahawks
>Used against hardened nuclear missile silos
>Not JDAM, not bunker-busters
>Tomahawks

>>138456979
Mods please ban this fucking leaf !
Sage

>>138456979
9:48. Nothing's happened faggot.