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>>19464666 Uh guys, did anyone else see this last night?

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>>19464666

Uh guys, did anyone else see this last night? I'm not a /x/ fag but someone linked it in a /pol/ thread and now I'm freaking out. Please tell me it's a script kiddie...
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>>138455563
What happened anon?
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>>138455563
>>>/x/19464666
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>>138455609
see >>138455617

>browsing last night
>see this thread linked in /pol/ thread
>haha ok im in for a good laugh
>after reading become terrified
>am pretty religious so it doesnt seem all that far fetched
>once my mind gets going I'm liable to be convinced of anything
>scour the thread for skeptics to put my mind at ease
>best explanation they can come up with is script kiddies
>oh fug.jpeg

It freaked me out
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>>138455617
wtf has anyone debunked this?
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>>138455563
/x/ is always dead as fuck, it's easy to post GETs even without a script
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I'm pretty out of practice. It's ultimately cowardice really. Earthly pleasures are just so much easier, and you can't fail.

But I have felt that the veil is pretty thin these past few months.

Hope you sperglords kept your rosary's.
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Honestly it's over due. Let's do this shit. I'm prepared to defend mines. Got bullets and bibles...which will be most affective?
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>>138455563
nah nothing will happen
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/x/ is fairly slow, so it's possible to use the get script successfully.
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What makes this eclipse so special?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_eclipse_of_May_30,_1984
Look up how many eclipses there have been since you were born.
Then think about how many eclipses there are in the universe every day.
What makes this one so special?
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In occultism the eclipse is said to be especially potent because the alignment of the moon between the earth and the sun causes an easy passway between the earth, the moon and the sun for the passage of souls. Eclipses are used in occult initiation for this reason.
This would definitely be an auspicious time for some kind of occult ritual if there was one.
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more cancerous larp THIS ISN'T POLITICS REEEEE
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>>138455617
I've been training for this
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>>138455563
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>>138457206
Being slow doesn't make it more likely to get GETs. In fact it reduces the number of gets in any given period of time.
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You guys must be new, Literally almost every day someone somewhere creates a conspiracy theory about the world ending, or some huge event happening, an eclipse gives people a perfect event to glob onto, if its not today its sept 23 right? Wrong the sept 23rd thing has actually been going on for years, i remember last year everyone preparing hahaha

Inb4: Nothing happens, and I hope you become more skeptical for it, it might take you a while to realize its all bull shit but after this one really try to believe me that these people are wrong and have been wrong since the dawn of time.

Sure these things could happen but no one knows when, stop being so fucking gullible
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Wrong eclipse.

>September 23rd
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>>138455617
Uh
>no man knows the hour or the day, save the Father
Uh
>nobody will be saved
Blasphemer.
See, this is what happens when your government and culture blots out your relationship with the one true GOD.
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>>138455563
Here's the post for you people who didn't see
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>>138457814
probably because it's the first total eclipse in united states since 1984.
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>>138456422

The religious significance of eclipses is because we coudnt understand them before

Now we can completely understand the, predict them to a cementer, and nanosecond. They are not significant

Imagine being a peasant herding sheep and out of nowhere, sun begins to dim, wierd snakes start running on the ground, then complete darkness. This is where all the myths come from.
Just calm down and watch the once in a lifetime show
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It's fucking bullshit.
There won't be no demons coming
There won't be no SPOOPY habbenings
Just enjoy the fucking eclipse.
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>>138458797
What makes America so special?
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>>138458378
It makes it easier to time your post to get the get as well as scripts are more likely to work timing the post accurately
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>>138459092
Babylon the great
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>>138459092
You control the global debate and media, everyone knows english
in a increasingly online world, everyone watches US news
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>>138458378
i didnt say its more likely, i said its easier, you dont need a script to refresh the page and see when its right to post and get digits because nothing is moving
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>>138455563
GET YOUR DEMON SUMMONING PROGRAMS WHILE STEVEN'S PROGRAM IS STILL UPLOADED!

HURRY!
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>>138457814
There is another eclipse of the same order that will come exactly 7 years after this one and will cross the US the opposite way. People link it to the 7 year reign of the AC and all of that.
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>>138459092
cultural imperialism.
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Same shit every year. They pick a date and tell everyone shit is about to go down. Nothing happens then they go uhhh it was a spiritual happening anon! Didn't you feel it??
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>August 21st, 1914
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_eclipse_of_August_21,_1914
WW1
>August 21, 1933
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_eclipse_of_August_21,_1933
Hitler
>August 21, 2017
???
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>>138459173
That's a matter of opinion.

>>138459178
Well yeah but I don't see rivers of blood run next to Google or frog rains at Apple.

Besides this thing has been calculated out since the early 20th century.
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>>138458797
And the eclipse in 1984 was the first eclipse in the united states since 1979. I don't get why this means anything?

>>138459173
Dostoevsky knew people that felt that Russia was turning into Babylon. People are calling the EU Babylon.
People keep making these comparisons because we feel special from our vantage point but really there are rarely new things going on or similarities being observed.

>>138459178
Mandarin is the most spoken language in the world.
Spanish is more spoken than english.
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>>138455563
Didn't you get the memo?
>>>/x/19465888
It got cancelled.
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sigh

god is not real
the devil is not real
magic is not real
the rapture is not real
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“Babylon the great is fallen, is fallen, and has become a dwelling place of demons, a prison for every foul spirit, and a cage for every unclean and hated bird! For all the nations have drunk of the wine of the wrath of her fornication, the kings of the earth have committed fornication with her, and the merchants of the earth have become rich through the abundance of her luxury.”

And I heard another voice from heaven saying, “Come out of her, my people, lest you share in her sins, and lest you receive of her plagues. For her sins have reached to heaven, and God has remembered her iniquities. Render to her just as she rendered to you, and repay her double according to her works; in the cup which she has mixed, mix double for her. In the measure that she glorified herself and lived luxuriously, in the same measure give her torment and sorrow; for she says in her heart, ‘I sit as queen, and am no widow, and will not see sorrow.’ Therefore her plagues will come in one day—death and mourning and famine. And she will be utterly burned with fire, for strong is the Lord God who judges her."
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>>138455563
>https://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/eclipse?iso=20170821

3 Hours to go.
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>>138459729
Wonder why they say that the EU is Babylon.
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This is the full breakdown
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>>138459525
ww1 started on the 28th of july?
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I hope today is good and the chaos kicks off.
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>>138459777
Nice script
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“The kings of the earth who committed fornication and lived luxuriously with her will weep and lament for her, when they see the smoke of her burning, standing at a distance for fear of her torment, saying, ‘Alas, alas, that great city Babylon, that mighty city! For in one hour your judgment has come.’

“And the merchants of the earth will weep and mourn over her, for no one buys their merchandise anymore: merchandise of gold and silver, precious stones and pearls, fine linen and purple, silk and scarlet, every kind of citron wood, every kind of object of ivory, every kind of object of most precious wood, bronze, iron, and marble; and cinnamon and incense, fragrant oil and frankincense, wine and oil, fine flour and wheat, cattle and sheep, horses and chariots, and bodies and souls of men. The fruit that your soul longed for has gone from you, and all the things which are rich and splendid have gone from you, and you shall find them no more at all. The merchants of these things, who became rich by her, will stand at a distance for fear of her torment, weeping and wailing, and saying, ‘Alas, alas, that great city that was clothed in fine linen, purple, and scarlet, and adorned with gold and precious stones and pearls! For in one hour such great riches came to nothing.’ Every shipmaster, all who travel by ship, sailors, and as many as trade on the sea, stood at a distance 18 and cried out when they saw the smoke of her burning, saying, ‘What is like this great city?’

“They threw dust on their heads and cried out, weeping and wailing, and saying, ‘Alas, alas, that great city, in which all who had ships on the sea became rich by her wealth! For in one hour she is made desolate.’

“Rejoice over her, O heaven, and you holy apostles and prophets, for God has avenged you on her!”
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>>138459921
Galveston, Texas must be Egypt then
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>>138455563
Reminder that all this >>>/x/19464666
was foretold/

Pic related
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>>138459729
>I don't get why this means anything?
it has gone more than 30 years since last time, it's the first total eclipse for burgers since the birth of the world wide web, social media and internet tabloids. it also stretches across most of the country. it's an extremely simply understood phenomenon, anyone can appreciate it if they are in vicinity of it. used to be surrounded with tons of superstition and myths, documented since the early days of man.

if you don't get it, that's fine.
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>>138458663
Yes, dum-dums. Of all the social media, of the 100s of forums out there, reddits and chans or otherwise, a user comes to 4chan specifically offering prophecy.
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>>138460186
Think that is reserved for the Nuaubian Kangz of Georgia.
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>>138455563
Getting digits in /x/ is not hard. It's not like /pol/ where there are 100 posts a minute. /x/ doesn't even get a tenth of the traffic.

All he did was create a new post in one window, and open the front page of /x/ on the other. Just hit refresh until the post ending with 665 is up and then hit 'Post' in the other window.

You don't even need a script. A 10 year old could do it.
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>>138455563

pic related shall habben to the demons
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guess i have to dust off my old mossberg 500 and use the ghetto glass slugs with metal nails in them i have been testing
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>>138460360
>Kornreich used a very rough estimate of 10 trillion galaxies in the universe. Multiplying that by the Milky Way's estimated 100 billion stars results in a large number indeed: 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 stars, or a "1" with 24 zeros after it.
There is always, always a eclipse going on somewhere. It's like you are getting excited for a single cell in your body moving and giving it extraordinary significance.
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>>138460565

Toth confirms
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>>138455617
>this trips
OH SHIT
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>>138459945
Bullshit. Our sun is the material source of life. It gives light and heat so life can come into existence. Sunworship is satanism as it is worship of this material world.
The black sun is the invisible source of life, the spiritual. The divine spark, the concioussness, the holy spirit if you want so. Sun and black sun are the duality. However the son/sun of god, jesus is the material version of the that. He is the real sun, our true light. He is god in flesh and thus the material version of the black sun
Satanism is worship of the material and the selfthus sunworship represents that
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>>138460750

The black sun has many interpretations. Black holes, center of the universe, unity. It's most likely referring to black suns.
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>>138460581
>There is always, always a eclipse going on somewhere.
but there is only one that is relevant to humans on earth, since it is the only one we can experience, if we are lucky enough.
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>>138455617
>trips on a slower board
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BLACKSTAR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kszLwBaC4Sw
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=kszLwBaC4Sw
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if you believe that bullshit then I guess you have to believe this bullshit too
>>>/x/19469666
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>>138459892
I'm scared anons
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>>138461054
Someone sent me something the other day saying that before Bowie died he was saying Google was going to fuck us all. Any confirmation on this?
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>>138455617
>>138455563

keep /x/ on /x/
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>>138455563

4chan can be manipulated through your thoughts

proof?

check the attached screenshot

happened after i thought about getting "rare" good numbers on /pol/

i didnt used any scripts just my thoughts, will and and expect it to happen

we have more power than most of us realize
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>>138461301
nope
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>>138461272
Went and reread it. Apparently the story is the last post he made on Bowie.com was that Google was the illuminati. Could be bullshit though.
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>>138456422
almost definitely nothing m8. Rapture can't be man made.
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>>138455617
>implying lucifer is evil
Lucifer is Ra. Kikes of course think Ra is bad
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>>138461400
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>>138461506
Going off into serious X tier posting here but remember years ago John Leer said they had a soul stealing machine on the moon. I don't believe it but throwing it out for other nutters to obsess over.
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>>138460891
this

how do you think I win btc on /biz/ for trips all the time
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>>138455617
That sucks
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>>138455563
OP it is bullshit. The tribulation comes BEFORE the rapture. We Christians wont be able to buy or sell anything because we wont accept the mark (get chipped) the will be a war. The the Rapture will happen and Gods wrath will be on all those who took the mark. It happens IN THAT ORDER. Anyone who tells you otherwise knows fuck all about the subject
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>>>There is no way in God's creation that a pack of devils could stop the Rapture from occurring. Stop being a sissy and pray.
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religious cucks are always afraid of everything, so they run and hide in their churches until it passes
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>>138460581
>there's always an eclipse somewhere
What a faggot. Just KYS now.

We only get to experience Earth. If you have hi-def videos of the other eclipses to share, be my guest.

Until then we are stuck with what we see on earth.

Reminder: KYS
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>>138462169
I have a different idea. Its just a theory but I assume the NWO are trying to force prophetic events or they are trying to make it appear so. They will create a fake NWO/AC and the real NWO/AC destroys that dude/system winning everyone's affections.
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https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/6256316306.html
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>>138462169
Fuck off with your superstitions, nigger lover
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>>138455563
>NWO knows how to trigger the rapture
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>>138455563

>. The rapture will come, but nobody will be saved.

sorry, but the dragon does not, and cannot have that kind of power.

ooops

"trigger the rapture"

Not the Son, nor any Angel,
but only the Father knoweth of the day and hour

Let alone can make it happen.
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>>138458554
this guy gets it

>>138461291
nah
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>>138462816
That's what blue beam is for. Fake rapture makes everyone else think they are in tribulation. Fake antichrist/patys gets taken out by real AC everyone worships him as god etc etc and events actually begin.
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>>138462169
Yea I knew the tribulation comes before the rapture, I was always against the pretrib theories because they don't even make sense. Christians will be persecuted worldwide and have their feet held to the fire, they won't just get an easy pass and get shipped out of here before shit hits the fan. If anything you'll have a harder time because you're a Christian. The post just freaked me out but I guess that means my faith is not strong enough
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>>138462169
this also gets it
and gets it even better

to say nothing of that fact the very word "rapture" is almost a non-word itself

the idea of it is a super hero fairy tale compared to the Gospel of the new testament
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Who /clang/ here? I'm ready to fuck some demons up
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>>138462959


yeah
but no
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>>138460097
nice, is this pic shopped?
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>>138463105
Sue pal. Says even the elect are deceived.
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>>138455563
B.S.
Trump will be assassinated by his bodyguard though.
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>>138457814
>>138457814
>>138457814
>>138456422
>>138455563
>>138459008
>>138459525
https://www.space.com/33797-total-solar-eclipse-2017-guide.html
https://www.cbsnews.com/pictures/solar-eclipses-in-history/2/
https://www.nasa.gov/eclipse2017

The August event will go down as the first total solar eclipse whose path of totality stays completely in the United States since 1776

FIRST ECLIPSE OF ITS KIND SINCE THE FOUNDING OF AMERICA.
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>>138455563
Demons are better than god so bring it on, we're all fucked anyway.
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>>138463359
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>>138463309
I dont have glasses how will i see it? I dont wanna do the hands shit or the box shit.
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>>138463643
Just look into it, the safety warnings are just Jewish lies
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>>138463643
Welding shaded lens 12 or higher. 14 preferred. They are pretty cheap to buy.
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>>138463643
Just get a couple pairs of shitty sunglasses and wear them at the same time, or glue the lenses from one to the lenses of the other.
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>>138459525
Second one is annular not total
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>>138463400
easy there awoo..
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>>138459945
This is just bs morning of the magicians occult nazi nonsense. Fuck even Miguel Serrano was less enthusiastic about this shit to be taken literally.
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>>138462999
Shit, those trips...
Sharia law, its to get rid of christians
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>>138455563
Stay on your own board /x/
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>>138459524
Its not X's fault you are a spiritually insensitive normie. If you spent less time on the internetz and more time communing with God you'd be X tier and feel the happenings.
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>>138463835
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>>138463778
That was my first thought
>>138463784
Well i work 7-3 in SoCal so idk if ill even miss it.
>>138463820
Nah
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>>138462543
fuck off with your Atheism faggot before I shoot your unpatriotic ass
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>>138464043
hahahh lost
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>>138463222
i am not an elect or elevated/authority nor powerful of any sort

yes, myriad are deceived, but there is no fake second coming in the Word
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>>138464104
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Holy fuck demons can chat on the internet... even post on 4chan and time their digits. Or maybe their digits are marked by the creator
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>>138461149
>>138461149
>>138461149
>>138461149
>>138461149
MORONS
WE WERE SAVED
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REMEMBER REMEMBER
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One can only hope.
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>>138459173
Fallen fallen fallen, is Babylon the Great!
https://youtu.be/cuWO7AGGgFw
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>>138459525

and this time Mars is in close proximity. WW3 for sure. but it will be short, sweet and absolutely destructive. it was great to know ya'll. do not let them take you away!
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>>138465133

checked. I was wondering if we will get some Islamic terror real or false flagged once totality ends and we get the crescent.
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There has already been confirmation that the NWO will NOT get what they want.
An alien posted on /pol/ last night and said the elite will force their (gods) hand.
There you see? Shit posting about an event that only happens very very rarely is easy to do to whip up hysteria.
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>>138459092
Read a book nigger.
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>>138455563
God's dead silly man.
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>>138455563
where is the text i cant find it. i wanna know what it is
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so it's official praise satan
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>>138456422
Lol nothing will happen but stupid ppl being stupid.cya after the eclipse anon and the next day and the next day.
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>>138455563
Why don't you link to this post in the same thread, Satan?
SATAN BTFO'D
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>>138458381
Good reality check. :)
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You know what i always wondered.

Lets say the christian prophecy of the devl vs god in the endtimes is true.

Why would satan ever bother fucking up humanity when he knows it ends up with him defeated and humanity (what is left of it) saved by god?
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>>138463222
One look at the current anti pope should tell you they don't need to fake the rapture for ANYONE to be deceived. All that's required is the continued march of (((progressiveness))) through the church, with the (((media))) continuing to shame people for daring to say turning your little boy into a girl is wrong. All of this is intended to create men of weak or no faith and it's working.
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>>138465733

I think Satan thinks that if he can prove god infallible by altering people in a way that prevents prophecy from passing then he gets to rule here forever. Similar to how he tried to stop first born Jews several times to prevent Christ being born.
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>>138459525
>hitler is a dark event
kys
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The Son of the Morningstar is coming
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>>138466111
Devil comes from the word 'Deva' which means 'shinning one'
Lucifer is the bringer of light
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>>138459777

non-falsifiable

but that last one is funny by itself

of course a thing that has not happened even once isnt real
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>>138459921
do you really want to know why? i can tell you if you do
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>>138461301

worl btfo
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>>138460581
>There is always, always a eclipse going on somewhere. It's like you are getting excited for a single cell in your body moving and giving it extraordinary significance.

your line of reasoning is not sound

guess how
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>>138455563
Summer seems to be going on forever this year
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>>138455563
https://www.globalhealingcenter.com/natural-health/health-benefits-of-sungazing/
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>>138462543

Read the Bible
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>>138461537
>Implying the problem with the kikes isn't that they are a cult of saturn
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The only thing interesting about that /x/ post is the GET.

His claim/story follows the usual generic structure.

>Something crazy is going to happen
>on this arbitrary date, event happened.
>vague detail
>another arbitrary date

>tfw partial solar eclipse Pennsylvania pleb style
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>>138461301
>what is a cognitive bias
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>>138466360
Hey, Styx. How's that 10.2 working out for you?
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>>138466052
Read the Bible

that "male child" has been here since constantine
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Nothing will happen. Satan has been cast away by the power of kek >>19469666
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>>138466360
yes
that being WAS Lucifer
but no longer, no longer forever
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>>138467329

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>>138455563
>Demons will be roaming the earth

RIP AND FUCKING TEAR
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>>138455563
>>138455617
Satan trips don't lie. It is true
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>>138459493
...and i believe the totality is in the exact same spot for both.
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W/hat the fuck was the OP about? Link is dead.
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>>138459945
good read but who can ever believe this

*sweating nervously*
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>>138457063
What is there to debunk? Also the guy who wrote this clearly knows nothing about the bible because the rapture can't happen until certain conditions are met that take place far from.... Wyoming
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>>138455563
Oh no
It's a comet
An Eclipse
A planetary alignment
A fictional planet
Someone getting into office
Some random volcano
Some archaic circle shaped calendar
Global warming
Locust
New Coke
Fall Out Boy

It must be a sign of the end times!!!!
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>>138456422
Wtf dude, I haven't had a job yet since I graduated, not have sex for half a year, no gf for months. I'm just starting to get my life back, and this chinese wok trading site revealed that all my dreams won't come true because I just masturbated earlier and I will be one pf the raptured souls condemned to hell. God Jesus Christ please save my soul, forgive me and my family of our sins.
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>>138455563
there are threads like that on every important date, retard
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>>138467746
Like someone saying there will be some type or ritual in U.S city to summon demons to earth or sth like that. In the end of the post, he said "and if you don't believe it, look at numbers" and numbers were 666
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>>138459525
Trump is announcing something on Afghanistan today, isn't he?
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Is this safe? 3 sunglasses and a peice of paper with pinholes.
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>>138468248

apex pls
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I fucking wish it was real but /x/ is all a bunch of larping neets
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>>138457414
The veil is pretty thin

All these mothman sightings in Chicago
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>>138468625
I hope there are frequent Moonman sightings in nig infested hellholes in the US this eclipse
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the first rapture will be a fake one and a fake "NWO".

there is going to one pretending to be the messiah that will defeat said new NWO and make the real NWO.

and if demons are commin I already got about 6+ blessed flintlocks and muzzle loaders with silver musket balls
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>>138459046
Explain this
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>>138468368

>pinholes
>in paper

i raffed
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Hurr durr rule in hell not serve in heaven
These heretics don't seem to realise hell is a prison, their deity is shackled in place. This is a war they cannot win, they merely delay final judgement.

That's the thing about eternity, a little time doesn't mean anything.
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>>138468827
....
again:
no fake rapture
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>>138458111
Checked, is DOOMguy going to save us?
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>>138464365

I'm a demon and I can see you masturbate
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>>138469042
not only that
gehenna (hell/hellfire)doesnt even exist yet

and put far from you that "eternity" false doctrine / scaremongering that is straight from the dragon
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Annihilationism
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>>138458381
I hope you're right anon.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydccw-x_yH4

i'm getting hyped up with powerwolf
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>>138458111
Here we go!
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God can't be "thwarted" by some faggots doing a ritual. This isn't some wizard battle bullshit. The tendency for those without God to impose their own weakness onto Him is so cringey. God is omnipotent and omniscient. It isn't logically possible for Him to intend to do anything He doesn't do, i.e. if He were going to be somehow thwarted, and people He intended to save were not saved, He wouldn't have ever created them, as our salvation is a fundamental purpose of our existence. Evil is a liar, possibly necessarily so, known as the Great Deceiver, and you can rest assured that he would whine about how "God can't save you," so you don't seek Him while you still can.

And don't say "debunked."
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>>138460566
Checked
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>>138457063
See >>138469437
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>>138460388
4chan is a special place
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>>138461542
>tfw nobody recruited you for shilling 4 trump

This feels legit with all the idiocrasy that is popping up. Googles moronic censorship sprees etc.
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>>138460388
4chan would probably be the most viable place to post it because it's where it may be most likely to be believed as well as spread throughout the internet. You shouldn't confuse snark for an argument.
>>>/reddit/
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>>138463105
great argument, you really told him
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>>138470259
hitchens razor
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>>138457814
This one is special because it's going from coast to coast for the first time in 99 years don't be a retard
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>>138470946
>muh
Hitchens's razor:

>Hitchens's razor is an epistemological razor asserting that the burden of proof regarding the truthfulness of a claim lies with the one who makes the claim; if this burden is not met, the claim is unfounded and its opponents need not argue further in order to dismiss it. It is named, echoing Occam's razor, for the journalist and writer Christopher Hitchens, who, in a 2003 Slate article, formulated it thus: "What can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence." The dictum also appears in God Is Not Great: How Religion Poisons Everything, a book by Hitchens published in 2007.
>Hitchens's razor is actually an English translation of the Latin proverb "Quod gratis asseritur, gratis negatur" ("what is freely asserted is freely dismissed"), which was commonly used in the 19th century.

This is true, however it can be fallaciously taken to mean, as may have been Hitchens' intention, "What can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed as false or unlikely without evidence." Those who interpret the statement as such, commit an argument from ignorance -- absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.

https://pastebin.com/eaEGgUa3
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>>138465552
InChristiannumerology, the number 888 representsJesus, or sometimes more specifically Christ the Redeemer. This representation may be justified either throughgematria, by counting the letter values of theGreektransliteration of Jesus' name,or as an opposing value to666, thenumber of the beast.
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kek do you idiots have any idea how easy it is to have a post ready to go and simply be refreshing the page in another window waiting for the right post number before you post it? It's easier the slower your board is.
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>>138471658
Where can you see all posts? Don't you have to be in the thread? And there are scripts that people use.
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>>138457206
Um, /x/ has not been dead recently with the eclipse shit.
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>>138455563
You are paranoid
>t. ID:4ymU3MSE
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